Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

There is a hidden fairy mountain deep in the clouds, where fairies live freely and at ease, borrowing the clouds and wind.

Following the winding mountain road to the top of Ao Zang Mountain, which is located deep in Jueyunjian, a clear pond suddenly came into view. There were several koi swimming in the shallow water. They were not surprised or annoyed when they noticed the approach of outsiders, but moved closer, leaving traces of water.

There were auspicious cloud-shaped rocks unevenly exposed on the surface of the pool, leading directly to a ten-foot-tall island in the middle of the pool. Diluk looked and saw the white-haired fairy he met in the early morning now standing on the island. The bloody murderous aura was no longer there, replaced by white clouds.

"You are here."

Her long hair, like broken snow, fell to her waist, with a red rope used to decorate and bind her. Her eyes were indifferent and empty. Shen He dispersed the tangled mist around her, and her tone was even:

"Master is out discussing Dao with two uncles. It will take a while. You can come out and have a rest. Except that the stone tables and stone benches on this island cannot be used for sitting, there are no taboos here. But please be careful not to pollute the environment of the Ao Zang, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless."

"On the Road?"

"Master Quan Gongsi revealed all the secrets from last time. Master Liuyun didn't expect that there were two other masters involved in that matter. He was a little angry for a while, so he took Master Quan Gongsi to ask for an explanation."

A familiar voice explained behind them. Diluk and Kaeya turned around, and Coral Palace Xinhai appeared silently behind them, holding a bamboo basket full of pine nuts in his arms.

Coral Palace Xinhai sighed, "It will take at least half an hour longer than the agreed time. After all, the powerful palace official is here. The originally clear water will only become more and more muddy. Maybe in the end there will be a fight..."

“But perhaps it is precisely because of this possibility that True Lord Liuyun brought Lord Quan Gongsi over. Only when there is a grudge, True Lord Liuyun will show anger…”

"And then they started fighting. Yingzhai said that if you are unhappy with someone in the mortal world, you can keep repeating what he taught me, and then you can safely wait for an opportunity for self-defense, and when the person who looks unhappy reaches out his hand, hit him." Shen He, who was on a small island in the pond, lightly added to Coral Palace Xinhai's words.

"It's similar to what Master has in mind, but this time Master wants to be the one who takes the initiative."

Coral Palace Xinhai was quite helpless about this: "Ms. Shen He, but this may also constitute provoking trouble. It is better to slightly reduce the words that Lord Quan Gongsi taught you."

"Master has edited it for me."

"I have heard that there are bad people in the mortal world who like to tease decent women. Some of them will not be sentenced to a very heavy punishment because of the circumstances. Shen He, you are very beautiful. If you live in Liyue Port, it is inevitable that there will be bad people who have illegal intentions towards you. Self-defense is a good way to get rid of these people, and it can also replace some punishment. - This is what the master said."

Perhaps sensing Coral Palace's worries, Shen He added calmly, "Master told me to be gentle so that the injuries won't be too severe to be treated. Of course, Master also said that you don't have to hold back when facing an unforgivable criminal."

A blood mist phantom appeared before his eyes, and the heart of the Coral Palace:

"Ms. Shen He, please forgive my concern. The scene six years ago is still very impressive to me. I know that I can't forget the wanted criminal who was beaten into a bloody mist by you in the town."

"In fact, those heinous criminals can be beaten severely and handed over to the General Affairs Department for handling." Coral Palace Xinhai said earnestly.

"Yeah." Shen He nodded.

But Coral Palace didn't know how much she had heard.

It makes sense that Shen He would pay attention to others, but the amount of attention she pays depends on the closeness of the relationship. It just so happens that those who can influence her have more or less some deviation in worldly cognition.

Apart from occasionally giving some persuasion, Coral Palace Xinhai had no intention of forcing anything too much. He just regarded it as an expression of his relatively normal outlook on life.

Anyway, as long as I hide quickly, I will never have to deal with a similar situation a second time.

"Come with me. There are stone benches prepared for guests under the pine and cypress trees over there." Coral Palace Xinhai invited, "There are fruits on the table. You can eat more. True Lord Liuyun will take care of the evening's food and beverage."

Kaiya frowned and asked cryptically, "Isn't this Master's cooking skills on par with Yingsai's?"

"Master Liuyun's cooking skills don't work, but the cooking mechanism he made does. Don't get too close at night. Master Quan Gongsi was arrested when he was lying next to him to watch him improve his cooking skills. This is because the cooking mechanism has the function of automatically searching for ingredients."

“Can it also search for ingredients automatically?”

"Well, the cooking mechanism at that time determined that any animal with scales or feathers was an ingredient, so Lord Gon Gongsi, who had transformed into his original form, suffered. However, the current cooking mechanism has been modified for eight generations, and the current judgment can be more accurate."

"perhaps?"

With a slightly hesitant expression, Coral Palace Xinhai gently shook his head and consoled him, "But even if something unexpected happens this time, we don't have to worry. Humans are not within the requirements of the cooking agency."

She expressed it quite confidently: "This is the only place where the cooking department can be assured."

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"The cooking machine ate people."

As dusk approaches, the light is no longer filled with dazzling scorching tones. A gentle and gorgeous rosy cloud color falls on half of her face. A breeze that is slightly cooler than during the day moves the smooth red rope and white silk.

Shen He raised his hand to support his right cheek and described the scene before him calmly.

However, compared to the insignificant matter that can be described in just one sentence, such as his master's huge cooking machine that claims to be able to cook hundreds of dishes at the same time swallowed Kaeya and is currently chasing Diluk, Shen He is more concerned about another thing.

"Yingzhai, the red marks on your face haven't disappeared yet?" She poked the face of the fox demon beside her, her eyes still without any charm: "This doesn't seem to be left by me hitting your face with a stone."

"Hehe, you can't imagine how dangerous the confession situation I went through before was."

Shen He asked calmly: "Then can you tell me about it?"

The fox tail was wagging, and the attendant Yingzhai snorted with a smug laugh: "I have told you which True Lord was involved in which events over the years. After all, how can I let Grandma Liuyun show her anger alone? This would ruin the appearance of the Immortal Family."

"So I, being considerate, decided to make all of their immortal forms collapse."

The white-haired fox laughed excitedly and said, "At that time, they were fighting fiercely. They didn't even need me to fan the flames. Although I couldn't fan the flames at that time because I was thrown down from the top of the mountain by Grandma Liuyun."

Touching the red marks left by falling to the bottom of the mountain, the attendant god Yingzhai suddenly sighed: "But I have to pay a heavy price. Half of the interesting records I collected with great effort have been taken away."

Shen He asked again: "Are there any rumors you deliberately made up?"

"Recently, I like to stir up trouble among others and spread rumors that make them fight with each other. For example, before I set out for Jueyunjian, I was thinking of making up a recording in Qun Yu Pavilion in which Ningguang complained to me about her good friend Beidou's desire to get married. Unfortunately, Beidou was present at the time, and the matter ended up in nothing." The attendant god Yingzhai said regretfully.

Otherwise, Beidou would have received a recording the next day indicating that it was not taken out of context.

Shen He tilted his head in confusion: "But can't rumors that sow discord between two people be considered interesting rumors? For example, "Tianquan Star Scandal: Ningguang secretly complained about her friend, but her friend found out and they became enemies."

"...Hehe, you probably wouldn't have thought of this before."

Shen He said, "I'm just imitating the titles of the interesting stories you wrote down in your notebook, Fox."

"You seem to be talking about something very interesting, but unfortunately I'm not in the mood to listen to it right now."

Lisa, who had just walked out of the immortal cave, lay on the stone table with a tired look on her face: "Little brother, you didn't tell me that in addition to being a guest, I am also an experiment subject."

The samurai Sakusai blinked.

"Grandma Liuyun had heard of forbidden knowledge before, and she developed a mechanism for it. I thought that although you were not harmed by the "forbidden knowledge", you had close contact with it after all, and some of its aura remained, so I wanted to bring you here to see if the mechanism could be removed."

"I'm doing this for your own good... Unfortunately, I still haven't achieved any effective results. This is the last solution I can think of. I hope that this aura will remain in you and nothing will happen one day."

"Hmph~ If it weren't for the fact that you really meant it and were so worried about me, I would have grabbed your ears and asked you for an explanation. Girls' hearts are very delicate and they can't stand being deceived." Lisa snorted.

The attendant Yingzhai seriously corrected him: "You can deceive yourself that you are not fat. Your heart can tolerate deception much better than that of ordinary girls."

"… Junior, don't you know that some things become less interesting when they are mentioned too often?"

"No, as long as Aunt Lisa still cares, this matter will not be any less interesting."