Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

In Inazuma, no citizen can ignore the existence of the castle tower. The god they believe in all their lives, the most magnificent and terrifying incarnation of thunder in this world, is high up in the castle tower.

"Look, the sky outside is clear and there is not a single cloud in a hundred miles. It is a rare good weather. This is the best time to dry things that have a stale smell."

The windows in the hall were opened one by one, and the dazzlingly bright sunlight shone in. The Eightfold Goddess, who had arrived here unhindered, came slowly behind General Thunder and put her hand on the god's shoulder.

"My dear general, it's time for you to go out and get some sun. If you really have to, you should bring two thunderbolts. For thousands of years in Inazuma, it has been a tradition that thunderbolts but no rain occur on the birthday of the god of thunder."

"Those people all believe that every thunder represents the will of the general. They always like to listen to the sound of thunder, but they don't know that it is just an ordinary thunderstorm. The great general has long become an old man who doesn't understand emotions and human hearts... You are younger than me, little antique."

The tail swayed behind him, and Yae Shinko sighed worriedly, "I think it's only a matter of time before you fall into disrepair."

"This is useless, but if it is your request, the son of the Eightfold God, I will consider executing it."

Flipping through the official documents and thinking about how to approve it in the best way to facilitate Eternal's execution, General Raiden chose to reply to Yae Shinko, appease her dissatisfaction, and at the same time push aside the ridiculous pink tail that was always in front of him.

"Didn't you notice something wrong with me?" Yae Shinko asked even more dissatisfiedly.

"Today you have changed into a shrine maiden costume with more complex decorations and a more sacred style, if I can call it a shrine maiden costume for the time being. The hair on your tail seems to be a little thinner. I don't have a way to help you grow hair, but I can post a notice for you. I wish you to find a strange person."

After just a cursory glance and comparing his appearance with the last time they met, General Lei Dian easily came to a conclusion and finally gave a solution.

She thought that what she said this time was perfect, and maybe she could break her previous record and calm down the Eightfold Divine Child in just a few minutes with her own strength.

General Lei Dian really doesn't understand human nature, and he doesn't understand the mind of a fox demon even more.

Yae Shenzi was still dissatisfied: "You only want to give a solution, so why don't you ask me how this hair fell off?"

"Son of God, stop making trouble. Yae-son of God, this is the answer given to you from within."

"..." Yae Goddess suddenly fell silent.

General Lei Dian felt very confused. She followed the logic set for her, and at the same time tried her best to learn from her inner experience. However, no matter how perfect her imitation was, it could never have the same effect as her inner self.

But fox demons are very sensitive to emotions? Maybe I can try to fake my emotions next time.

That way she wouldn't have to worry about her inner self, and could contemplate eternity with peace of mind.

Lifting up the hair that fell in front of his forehead, Yae Shinko asked with interest: "General, why did you go to ask Ying so quickly this time?"

"Today's dinner will delay our time, so we must complete the approval of official documents and internal affairs in advance to avoid losing eternal progress."

"So that's it~"

Touching the soft but always cold pigtails of the Thunder General, Yae Shenzi exclaimed with emotion: "As expected of a puppet made by Ying, her obsession with eternity is exactly the same as hers, and everything she does is for eternity."

"Yae Shenzi, although your tone is full of praise, I cannot classify it as praise."

"No, you are misperceiving. I am indeed praising you. Your persistence in eternity means that you have not violated eternity."

"I see." General Lei Dian nodded.

"General, what gift do you want today? After all, you now represent Ming Shen, and Ming Shen's birthday is naturally your birthday."

"Today is the birth of the inner self. This is what you, Yae Shenzi, once told me, four hundred and seventy-one years ago."

"Oh? I had forgotten about it. I didn't expect you to still remember it. You really are worthy of being the Eternal Executor."

Yae Shinko clapped his hands.

"Let me help the Eternal Executor complete his duties ahead of schedule."

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"Ayato, why do you look so grim? Are you feeling uncomfortable because today is the birthday of Narukami? I didn't expect that in this eternal kingdom, there is someone like you who hates eternity!"

The first moment he saw Kamisato Ayato, the samurai Sakurasai took out a big hat and put it on him without much thought. The whole process was smooth and could be described as physical instinct.

Taking off the red witch hat on her head, she looked at the strange woman who was following behind the samurai Sakurasai with her face covered and seemed to refuse to talk. Kamisato Ayato said helplessly: "How could it be like what you said? My respect for Lord Narukami needs no further explanation."

"The reason why I look so bad right now is because when I woke up this morning, I found myself lying on Kujo Kamajima's bed."

The attendant god Yingsai frowned, feeling something was wrong.

"You don't have to say that. Since you can tolerate a fox like me who treats you as a toy at any time, then I, who will return the favor, will not despise your hobbies. If you need my help, I will provide you with all the support except for help."

“…I didn’t get up last night.”

"It was really thrilling. Luckily you didn't sleepwalk when I was resting here, otherwise you would probably still be lying in bed recuperating now."

With his hands protecting his chest, the maid Sakurasai suddenly ran out, and ran back after a while, but this time he was holding Kamisato Ayaka in his arms.

"Look, this is your brother."

The toothy and silly smile of Kamisato Ayaka flashed before Kamisato Ayano's eyes, and the attendant god Sakurasai lowered his head and said seriously to the baby in the sea: "From now on, I'll trouble you to protect me, reliable Kamisato Ayaka."

"What are you thinking about?" Kamisato Ayato stroked his forehead and sighed. He understood a truth a few days ago: human thinking logic can never keep up with the thinking logic of monsters.

The monsters' thoughts are too bizarre, and no one can guess what causes their emotions.

“Ahhhhhhhh~~”

Kamisato Ayaka didn't understand anything, and it was not the time for her to understand the situation. The innocent baby just cried twice and stretched out her chubby hands to pat the cheek of the attendant god Sakurasai.

The white fox burst into tears, "You are such a hero who saved the beauty. I have no way to repay you."

Kamisato Ayaka patted again. She was curious about the tears that suddenly flowed.

"Ah~~ Respectable and admirable hero, your every move is full of salvation for me. I can't imagine how I would deal with Kamisato Ayato without you. I swear to you here that my tail will be for you to play with for the rest of your life. As long as you remember today's situation and today's oath."

The servant god Yingzhai is sincere and affectionate.

"How could Linghua remember? She doesn't even know what you said."

"Then you can tell her later, and then add fuel to the fire and make her want to touch my tail. That way, when I refuse her with the excuse that 'you don't remember anything, you just heard it from Ling', her distressed look will definitely make me happy!"

Putting Kamisato Ayaka on the two tails, the seemingly soft and weak tails lifted her up steadily and swung her slowly. The attendant god Sakurasai patted the collar on his chest and rejected him coldly:

"Kamisato Ayato, putting aside the fact that your weight is not suitable for you to play with the tail swing, I don't think you will try to steal your sister's toys, right? We have more important things to talk about now."

"Tell me, how did you sneak into Kujo Kamajima's house in the middle of the night? You are really powerful."

"I do not have……"

The attendant god Yingsai was shocked: "What! You dare to deny that you didn't want to play the tail swing just now? Your envious eyes are not fake, look carefully at the mirror next to you, this is the envious eyes!"

"Ugh……"