Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"I'm sorry, please forgive me. It's all my fault. I shouldn't have been so obsessed as to deceive your feelings. I'm simply the worst fox. I actually cared about that insignificant general and ignored you."

Shaking its five fluffy and soft tails in a flattering manner, the pink fox raised its two front paws and gently massaged the white fox's hind paws with its fleshy spots. It looked at the melancholy-looking fox and gently apologized:

"You are the most important person to me. I am damned for not noticing this before. O wise and great servant god Yingsai, please forgive the mistakes of the humble Yae Shinko and give me a chance to atone for my sins."

"Hmph~ Son of God."

"I'm here, I'm here."

"My Lord, you know that you are not a fox with superb cultivation. You are quite old now, so it is inevitable that your mind will be a little confused. This is understandable, but the extent of your confusion is really unexpected."

Holding a bowl of juice in his right paw, the god-servant Sakurasai licked it with his tongue. The sweet juice moistened his dry throat.

"But, I am a good talker. I will never be hard-hearted. I have seen your sincere apology, and I will consider accepting part of it. However, an apology in person is far from enough."

"What else do you want, sir?" Yae Shinto was delighted and asked with a smile.

The attendant god Yingsai sneered: "Go and invite the Thunder General you used to care about the most. She should be very familiar with the habits of foxes, right? Yae Shenzi, let me see if you have forgotten your roots after being a palace priest for so many years."

"...Yes. General, you don't have to hide outside and eavesdrop. Please help your dependents to atone their sins."

Yae Shinko was silent for a moment, nodded in agreement, and at the same time summoned General Thunder who was hiding outside.

"Godson! You can't do that!"

"General, this was my mistake, and it is only right for me to make up for it."

"But you are me..."

"No need to say more, I have made up my mind."

Seeing Yae Shinko's evasive gaze, Alice's version of General Raiden's eyes gradually lost their luster, "You must be teasing me like before, right?"

Yae Shinko did not answer, but firmly held up the front paws of the attendant god Sakurasai and licked the smooth fur with her pink tongue.

The attendant god Yingsai sighed deeply.

"My dear general, would you like me to help you consolidate your knowledge about fox habits? Licking the fur of a fox is a way of expressing affection. This was told to me by your followers."

"..."

General Lei Dian fell to her knees with a thud, her hollow eyes staring at the scene in front of her. She murmured meaninglessly, and the mental damage she was suffering was increasing exponentially, eventually causing her to completely collapse and fall face down on the floor.

Son of God, my Son of God... As my priestess and my follower, how could you do this!

"General, please raise your head..."

The soft whisper rekindled the flame of hope in General Lei Dian. She raised her head and stretched forward her right hand.

"Son of God."

In response to such a nostalgic call, Yae Shinko also said softly: "Look, the white hair is always so conspicuous among the pink hair. This is my atonement."

"Uh--"

"General, why did you fall down? Please keep looking up at me! General..."

"Humph~ General Thunder, you are vulnerable!"

The attendant god Yingsai sneered.

"I am indeed diligent. I am even preparing punishment for Yae Shinko in my dreams. I am really lovable. Is there anyone who can exude more charm than me?"

Raising his front paw to wipe the crystals at the corners of his eyes, the servant god Yingsai quietly spit out the hair in his mouth that was blocking his speech, and gently greeted the gazes that were injecting in:

"Good morning, I will keep my sincere feelings for you just like yesterday. I hope you won't do anything wrong today, so that I can keep my sincere feelings for you tomorrow."

"Yakusai, I didn't expect that you would work as a hairdresser part-time in your dreams. Although the hairstyle you helped me to do is not very good-looking, the extra hair accessories you gave me are very beautiful. I like them very much."

Showing the ball of pink fluff in her hand, Alice patted the head of the servant god Sakurasai like a loving mother, and the tenderness in her eyes seemed to overflow.

She murmured softly, "But one thing is one thing. Last night I was kind enough to give up my bed and even slept on the floor next to you. I didn't expect you to cut my hair without my permission."

The attendant god Yingsai sighed, "Ah~ Sister Alice, it's all my fault. I respected you too much, you know? You are also a majestic figure in my dreams, comparable to Mingshen."

"Perhaps it's because I'm closer to you than she is, so I fell onto your bed little by little in my sleep, causing me to accidentally do some rough things while dreaming."

"This is such a terrible thing, neither you nor I want it to happen. I will discipline my dreaming self in the future. No, not later, I will discipline him now!"

The white fox, who was about to slip away with his paw raised, was pulled back by the tail, and Alice's fingertips gently rubbed his chin.

"Sakura, what did I do wrong that made you unwilling to even say the word 'you'? This really chills my heart. Ever since I met you, I have never concealed my support for you. Everything you have now is due to me. Now you want to just walk away like this?"

"Let me make it clear first, I sell my art but not my body."

"Look, look, you're disrespecting me again. Am I such a vicious person?"

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have told you about your viciousness. After all, if outsiders knew about it, you wouldn't be able to lie to others... This is a good thing!" The attendant god Yingsai felt that he should reward himself.

Alice believes that as an elder, she should not get angry over a child's unintentional words. No matter how mature the samurai Sakurasai behaves, he cannot hide the fact that he is still a four-year-old.

She asked gently, "You called out 'Goddess' 81 times when you went to sleep last night, Goddess Sakurasai. Do you like the woman who deceived you so much?"

This is a lie.

Alice fell asleep after she slightly painted on Yae Shinko's face. If Yae Shinko hadn't placed the messy attendant Sakurasai next to her before leaving, she wouldn't have cared about the white-haired fox's dreaming appearance at all.

The attendant Yingsai remained calm: "Then I think I must have called Sister Alice more loudly. If Sister Alice's importance in my heart is not as important as that fox, doesn't that mean that your ability is not as good as hers?"

"How long have I known you? This is a very normal phenomenon, there is nothing to be ashamed of."

Alice used the Guardian to block the provocation thrown by the God of Servant Yingzai, and said with interest: "I have always felt that you Baichen foxes have hidden tsundere attributes. You always speak hard but are soft-hearted, and never express your sincerity."

"For example, Shen Zi's little sister, she clearly cared about Hu Zhai Gong and was sad about her passing. She even secretly rubbed the little pearl after getting drunk a few times, but she only complained about Hu Zhai Gong and said that she was unfaithful."

"Hey, you don't think you're like that, do you?"

"What do you think I am? I am an advanced version of Baichen Fox Fairy. I am far from being comparable to an old fox like Yajyou Shenzi who has lagged behind for who knows how many years. My heart is protected by steel and iron, and no emotion can touch it."

With a cruel smile on his lips, the attendant Yingzhai looked gloomy: "Although I have not lived in the wild for a long time, I have seen many birds above and in my mouth. The hot blood of the birds has forged my cold heart."

"What's your name?"

Want to ask and answer quickly to catch me off guard? You underestimate me too much. The attendant Yingzhai quickly answered: "Alice."

"Why don't you cooperate?"

"That's funny, why should I cooperate?"

"Of course, it's because this will prevent me from using some coercive measures against you."

Alice shook her head regretfully and took out a potion bottle filled with clear liquid from her arms.

"This is my latest research and development. Depending on the dosage, it can make the user speak only the truth at different times, and avoid the situation where the user keeps silent. I have also added a little extra effect, such as the user's desire to speak will increase rapidly."

“…I’m not afraid.”