Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Is there anything more powerful than food with corrosive properties?

Foods that also have corrosive properties, but with more intense effects.

A strange smell that seemed as violent as thunder was floating aimlessly in the house. The samurai Sakurasai opened the kitchen door with an expressionless face and walked out quickly.

He came to the coffee table, opened the drawer and took out a glass jar. The servant god Yingzhai unscrewed the lid of the jar and put his tightly closed mouth to it. He opened his mouth slightly, and a psychedelic purple smoke with star-like light in the middle floated out.

"Hu~~"

He let out a long sigh of relief, put the glass jar on the coffee table, and watched the purple smoke slowly corrode the thick glass. The samurai Sakurasai raised his body, sat on the sofa, and leaned his head on Alechino's shoulder.

"I am too proud and complacent..."

The attendant god Yingzhai said softly with a somewhat dejected look:

"I originally thought that the gap between me and the general was only a tiny bit, but I didn't expect that this so-called tiny bit was like a natural chasm. It's just a little mist produced when the food is heated, but it has such a powerful and moving effect."

"This is the general who stands at the pinnacle of culinary skills. She has unquestionable control and dominance over the chefs who lag behind her. No one will fail, and no one will not feel inferior."

"Woo~~ When my cooking skills can reach the level of the general, I will have no regrets in my life!"

"Yingzai, are you sure this is the heat from the heated food?" Pointing at the red water swirling in the glass jar, Kavi forced a smile and said:

"I don't think my mouth and esophagus can withstand the corrosion. How about we go out to eat? I don't know why I suddenly like to add a little sugar to my food recently. The taste of Fontaine's traditional dishes just fits this."

Selectively ignoring certain words, the attendant Yingzhai asked considerately: "Sugar? I see, is there anyone else who wants to eat any flavor? Tell me now, and I promise to satisfy your request."

"You can add some decorations to your meal, such as a trash can. I think this will suit everyone's taste." Elhaisen raised his eyes and glanced around.

"It's like some student's thesis. By adding some non-professional terms that they created, they can make the description sound high-sounding, although the essence inside still belongs in the trash can."

"Great offer."

The samurai Yingsai humbly accepted the suggestions and received two practical advices, which made him feel the recognition and attention of others for the food. If not, how could they come up with their suggestions so quickly?

In order to meet their requirements as quickly as possible, the servant god Yingsai took a brief rest, then stood up and went straight to the kitchen to continue cooking.

If you ignore the explosion noise caused by the sugar and the rather sinister final product, the noise he makes when cooking should be the same as that of other chefs, seemingly ordinary.

Until all the food was served...

A pile of dishes that looked at least delicious and tasty surrounded a casserole filled with purple chicken soup, making up tonight's sumptuous feast. It seemed that there was nothing wrong with the other dishes except the chicken soup.

"Goo~"

After drinking a bowl of chicken soup that was personally cooked by the general, which was full of love and care for his family, the attendant Yingzhai wiped the soup stains from the corners of his mouth, looked at the others who had not started eating, and greeted them warmly:

"Eat quickly, eat quickly, treat this as your own home, the food tastes delicious."

"Wow, it's really rich."

With a light sigh of joy, Linny couldn't wait to stretch out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of fried shrimp, and moved it to Seno's bowl. Facing his grateful eyes, the warm and kind magician signaled him not to thank him.

"Tinari..."

"This mushroom looks a bit like shiitake mushrooms." Tinari used chopsticks to stir the shiitake mushrooms in the bowl, ignoring the calls for help from people around him.

"Yes." The attendant god Yingzai opened a braised prawn and put it to Alechino's mouth.

Alechino calmly opened her mouth and took a bite, chewed it expressionlessly under the admiring gaze of others, and then swallowed it.

"tasty."

The beautiful lips were made shiny by the oil stains from the fresh shrimp, Alecino commented.

"...It's hard for you." Looking at the fourth seat who was carrying a heavy burden with pity, Rosalin said reluctantly: "If Scaramucci spreads rumors and causes trouble again in the future, I will definitely have a good talk with him."

Rosaline was willing to sacrifice her insignificant body for the noble and sacred ideals of Her Majesty, so she was more friendly to Arlecino, who obviously had the same beliefs.

This is clearly a fight for Her Majesty the Queen with his life!

"Indeed." Some people were lamenting the sacrifice of their companions, while others made the same praise. Elhaisen had tasted several dishes in succession under Kavi's horrified gaze.

"Of course."

The attendant Yingzhai snorted and laughed: "The chef recommended by Funina must be an excellent cook. I'm not a devil. I know the taste of my own food. How could I really serve these dishes?"

"Those were sent to the Special Patrol Team. They don't allow torture to extract confessions..."

Seno corrected him, "I think eating your food is torture."

"You're right, but this is something that is not clearly stipulated and would violate the system. Some troublemakers in the special patrol team might resort to it. When necessary, there must be some necessary measures."

"But the specific purpose is not to torture and extract confessions. They will dilute the food with water and then put it into the sewer as rat poison. Has Fontaine rarely had a rat infestation in recent years?"

Pulling out a sign from his tail and placing it on the table, the God of Servant Yingsai pointed at the words "Rat Extermination Hero" on it and said proudly:

"If my compatriots knew that I was able to kill so many rats, they would definitely be proud of me. This can be considered as bringing honor to my family. The number of rats caught by my fox ancestors eight generations ago may not be as many as the number I kill in a year."

Fontaine War Fox, start with me.

"Fortunately, we don't really need to eat." Linnett put a piece of steak on the plate and picked up the knife and fork, thankfully saying, "There aren't enough stomach medicines at home. I thought a few people would have to drink your medicine that tastes like food, Yingzai..."

"Bang~~"

The sudden sound of a head hitting the table made Linnet's knife that was cutting steaks deflect. Looking in the direction of the sound, she saw a half-face moth mask jumped onto the table, and the face that was originally wearing the mask also fell on the table in front of her like the mask.

The attendant god Yingsai sighed slightly: "Come to think of it, I seem to have left a vegetable that should have been packed into the meal. It seems that this corpse-level surprise was picked by the widow Rosaline."

"..."

Linnet put down the steak with lingering fear and stretched out her hand to check his breathing. She said solemnly: "Compared to the usual fainting in the past, this time seems to be much more serious..."

"Well, after all, it's for the special patrol team to poison rats, so I didn't use some ordinary seasonings."

……

"Boss, pack all these seasonings for me."

"My dear guest, this is a pharmacy, not a spice shop. What you are selecting is not a seasoning, but medicine. Also, our store does not support the purchase of so many medicines at one time. If you do not have the documents from the Mo Mang Palace, please take it and wait for a while for the special patrol team members to arrive."

"Special patrol clerk."

"Okay, I'll pack all the seasonings right away."

"The account is on Villette."

……

The samurai Yingsai blinked innocently and said, "In order to find those rare spices, I went to all the spice shops in the city. Finally, I found them in a store that didn't have a spice shop sign."

"But don't worry. I fished this green vegetable out of the medicinal food. The consequences may be more serious than the usual medicine...food, but it will definitely not kill anyone."

"I always feel that the seasoning in your mouth is not a good thing."

"Linnet, why don't you try it yourself? I can feed you~"

The calm but unexpectedly heavy look came as expected, and Linnet shook her head with difficulty: "No."

"what a pity."

The samurai Yingzhai said regretfully: "I haven't seen your tail explode for a long time. Are you afraid of you just because you feel close to me? You were so cute before. I still remember..."

"Please stop talking!"