Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

“I am very popular.”

Even if he had to suppress the kitchen with one hand and conquer the pots and pans with the other, the servant god Yingsai could still pay attention to the movements outside, especially when he heard the seven summoning cards hit the coffee table, the passionate desire to duel seemed to appear in his heart.

The attendant god Yingzhai wiped tears from his eyes and said with emotion:

"This is the charm of cooking. Food is always people's most sincere pursuit. It's a pity that the Hearth Demon God sacrificed himself thousands of years ago to calm the earthquake in Liyue. Otherwise, I would definitely have a good discussion with this senior on the road of cooking."

When it comes to culinary skills that can arouse other people's emotions, the attendant god Yingsai has already reached the top, and only a handful of gods can surpass him.

But even if the Demon God of the Hearth is included, there are only one or two gods at most.

I am invincible in the mortal world!

"Master Quan Gongsi, maybe if you offer your food to the statue of the Kitchen Devil, you can scare out this long-lost devil."

Looking at the various spices on the stove, which he had never heard of before, the eyes of Coral Palace Xinhai, who was washing tomatoes, jumped slightly, "But I think the demon god may not want to see you."

If the Kitchen Demon God knew that someone's cooking skills could regress to this level, he would probably put aside his dignity as a demon god, curse like a mortal, and hit the servant god Yingsai hard on the head with a spatula.

Even now, Coral Palace Xinhai still can't figure out why some people's food has both "color" and "fragrance" but lacks "taste"?

The seasonings were clearly added according to the normal amount in the recipe, and even if the God of War Yingsai unconsciously released a little lightning element when making the food due to his identity, such a small amount of elemental power would not ruin the taste of the food that much...

...Sinister, huh?

"Xinhai, I know that I will always be so great and omnipotent in your heart, but you can't say that the Kitchen God would be ashamed to see me! I know my cooking skills, and they are still a little inferior to that Demon God."

"You are too confident."

"Confidence is a good thing."

The tail rolled up the steel basin on the side and beat a few eggs into it. The other tail picked up the egg roll and stirred it. The maid Sakurasai hummed the classic Inazuma nursery rhyme and took the tomato handed over by Coral Palace Xinhai and cut it into pieces.

"Okay, you're useless here now, go out and have fun. Remember to reach out and close the door."

Picking up a piece of tempura fried shrimp and stuffing it into Coral Palace Xinhai's mouth, the maid Yingzhai waved the spatula and reached his free left hand into the blazing fire. After confirming that the temperature was qualified, he poured the beaten egg liquid into it.

Coral Palace Xinhai was free, and he opened the door and walked out of the kitchen without hesitation.

Besides the people she knew, there was also a stranger walking slowly towards her.

Coral Palace Xinhai has read this person's information and has no interest in her.

Now it's more about finding a paper bag and then...

"Something seems to be wrong."

After winning more than ten games, Seno pressed the card in his hand that represented the decisive blow.

He had just witnessed Coral Palace Xinhai spit out a piece of fried shrimp into the paper bag. Then the fried shrimp, which was coated with flour and fried until golden and crispy, corroded the bottom of the paper bag, fell to the ground, and emitted a puff of white smoke.

Elhaisen took a quick look, put away the book without hesitation, stood up and walked towards the door, but after just a moment, he came back and continued to sit on the sofa and read.

Kavi also stood up and tried it, but finally sat down dejectedly, holding his hair that was standing up due to the electric shock.

"Tinari, why don't you try the window?"

Linny on the opposite side no longer had the look of trying hard to win the next game. Instead, he slumped down on the sofa, stroking his chest and letting out a long sigh, as if his trick had succeeded.

Seno's hand holding the cards was shaking, and he said hopefully, "I think I must escape this time."

Tinari sighed and patted Seno's shoulder, "Seno, he obviously won't leave any loopholes."

"But you can rest assured. Although the fried shrimp has corroded the paper bag and the floor, at least it hasn't corroded your mouth, right? Except for your sense of taste, no other part of your body will be harmed." Tinari comforted him.

"…Is this the vixen you like?"

Rosalin said in disbelief, "I thought that although this vixen's behavior was a little strange, when you get along with her, she would be as charming and versatile as the rumors among the Fatui spread, and she is a good housekeeper and seducer."

"Why didn't I see that he had the ability to manage a household? Alechino, you wouldn't..."

Food that could corrode the floor was somewhat beyond imagination. Rosaline had never seen such a thing in the past few hundred years.

I thought that Arlecino was really bewitched by the vixen of Inazuma, and the so-called agreement to continue diplomatic relations with Inazuma was just a product of convenience.

That's what most Fatui think anyway...

Especially the Fatui under Scaramucci.

Now it seems that it is clear that Alechino is carrying the burden for the benefit of the Faint, enduring pain that ordinary people can hardly imagine, and shouldering the Faint's grand plan in Inazuma.

"He doesn't cook very often." Alecino said calmly, "But it's still rare to see him like this today. Maybe there's room for improvement, but his life is still safe."

"The kids at the mansion specifically invited me to stay for a while when I left. I like them very much, and I plan to accept their invitation this time."

Rosalin didn't want to see what Inazuma's vixen looked like. Anyway, she could get an idea of ​​what she looked like by having someone take a photo or draw a portrait one day. What was more important now was to respond to the children's expectations.

After watching Rosalin leave with an elegant yet slightly awkward figure, Alechino greeted her returning figure in just a moment.

"Vixens in foreign lands are a bit unrefined." Rosalin whispered, "I can't find where the door is. It's just a short corridor and I'm lost in a maze? What a good trick."

Gently stroking the red mark on the right side of her neck, Rosalin couldn't help but hold her breath for a few moments.

If it weren't for the authority granted by Her Majesty the Queen, she would have...

"He only has three tails. Isn't Inazuma's five-tailed Hakuchen Fox Fairy's illusion technique even more powerful?"

"Yingzhai has some spiritual talents. Perhaps it is the blessing from the deceased Baichen Fox Fairy to the younger generation."

Alechino explained, "Besides, he had set up many arrangements at home. He was playing at home, and he plotted against you with the help of many parties. If we were playing away, this would never happen."

"Ah…"

"Father, the amount of stomach medicine at home is a little less than I remembered." Holding the medicine box in her arms, Linnet interrupted the topic with a serious face:

"Although I bought some medicine at the pharmacy on the way, this little bit... I don't know what happened. Someone bought a lot of medicine at that pharmacy. If it weren't for the fact that there might be an emergency, the pharmacy would have specially left a spare amount for each type of medicine. I'm afraid..."

"I had a stomachache two nights ago and ate a few of them." Femini raised her hand weakly.

"Alechino, don't you have any authority in this family?" Rosalin's arrogance was suppressed by the setback just now. She rarely politely advised: "When entertaining guests, you should at least use some normal meals, right?"

"..."

"Alechino, why don't you speak?"

"..."

"Alechino..."

Rosalin stared at the silent Arlecchino.

"Don't tell me, is this true?"

"Inazuma's Thunder General doesn't have any prestige in his heart, so why do you think I can have prestige in his heart? This is a difficult thing."

"Heh~" Rosalyn smiled faintly.

What an absurd and perfunctory reason.

How is it possible that a god has no prestige in the hearts of his followers?

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"Ha~ If you, my dear general, lie down and roll over, maybe I will help you with your official duties~"

Looking at General Lei Dian who was dealing with official business in a dull manner, Yae Shen Zi, who was watching this scene like a fried tofu, suddenly laughed and said jokingly: "After all, you also hope that you can practice martial arts and meditation early, right?"