Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Since you have an interesting plan in mind, you should not keep it in your mind, but take practical action. However, you must make a fully prepared plan before taking action.

After Funina left the secret base, the attendant god Yingsai immediately took out the pillow hidden under his clothes, took out paper and pen and started writing.

The attendant god Yingzhai was seen writing furiously, his thoughts flowing like a spring. Even if he was confused occasionally, it only lasted for a brief moment, and soon a somewhat crude plan appeared on the paper.

However, when the samurai Sakurasai continued to criticize and try to improve it, he suddenly rubbed his face on the paper twice without saying a word.

"I feel a little dizzy..."

He shook his head and muttered something softly, then pulled out two bottles of medicine by the tail and swallowed them down with a gulp. He was distracted for two seconds while holding the papers, and the servant god Yingsai suddenly rolled back and forth on the bed with his head in his hands.

"What did I do today?"

Large chunks of memories emerged before his eyes as he carefully went over everything that happened today. A quilt flew up into the air and covered his entire body, leaving only his tail dangling outside. The samurai Sakurasai buried his face in the soft quilt.

"Look at Furninha..."

I'm sorry, dear Ms. Funina, I really can't forget the way you sat on the ground with water elements overflowing. I have always regarded you as a brother.

"No! Why am I still thinking about such insignificant things at this time? I should focus all my attention on how I look when I am quiet..."

If someone spreads the news that I am well-behaved, wouldn’t the good reputation that I have worked so hard to spread over the years be ruined?

I'm talking about you, Alice!

Before deceiving the criminals, they thought it was Alice's doing, but she was a little more restrained because she was with the children. Before coming here, she also received news that Alice was in Fontaine.

If Alice received the message and secretly followed and took photos, his path to becoming the number one "good guy" in Teyvat would definitely be hindered.

Lifting the quilt, the servant god Yingsai decided to set out immediately to search for Alice and meet the lovely Klee. He specially prepared many gifts.

"Fortunately, I only forgot about Funina's gift."

But before leaving, I still have to leave a letter to explain the situation.

◇

"Well, I don't think this is credible. He is not pretending to be well behaved. He is really having a fever. Why would he think that being well behaved is embarrassing? It is as confusing as ever."

"Woo~"

"Ms. Funina, you should be happy. At least what you are worried about will not happen." Villette put down the letter in his hand and reminded her kindly:

"Although the drink in your hand has the word 'wine' on it, it's actually just an ordinary fruit juice drink. I have no intention of controlling your drinking behavior. You reached the legal age of adulthood a long time ago. However, I think the way you stagger after drinking an ordinary drink needs to be restrained."

"…Why did he even specifically point out on the spot that missing my gift was a happy thing?"

Villette touched the head of the slender little orange cat that came closer, "But he also said that he would compensate you for this, and then he would take you to experience something you have never experienced before. Aren't you happy to do this?"

"In the past few years, Yingzhai has taken you to many places in Fontaine that I have never heard of. You have always been enthusiastic and looking forward to it, and this time should be no exception."

"Although I am really happy, but... forget it! It is better to rely on yourself than to rely on others."

The petite body trembled, and with a sharp look in her eyes, she took out the contract that she regarded as a treasure and said proudly:

"Fortunately, I had anticipated that his pregnancy might be a prank, so I tricked him into signing a contract. His future life as a fox will be controlled by me."

“Hahahaha~~”

With her hands on her hips proudly, Funina couldn't stop laughing.

That Villette took the contract and pondered for a moment before commenting:

"This is undoubtedly an unfair contract. There are too many clauses that are favorable to Party A, and Party B has made many concessions. Didn't Ms. Funina take a closer look at it when she signed it?"

"Of course I read it. I wrote all these rules myself. They are perfect without any loopholes." Finina pretended to be nonchalant. "And I used a piece of paper with the scent of Morax that I got by chance. This is a contract recognized by the God of Contract."

Navilette patiently explained: "Moracus will not recognize an unfair contract. Even if you violate this contract, you will not be punished by the Rock Eater. However, this is a good thing for you, Ms. Funina."

"After all, compared to ordinary contracts, the names of the two parties signing this contract have been swapped. Ms. Funina is the Party B of this contract."

The good news is that the Samurai Sakusai did not have any bad intentions when drafting the contract. He even used all his experience to write a set of contract terms that cannot be violated.

Bad news, the brain and body of a living being sometimes act in opposite ways. The samurai Sakurasai left a trap without even realizing it, and Funina fell into it.

Although she was immersed in joy, she was still wary of this and carefully checked the terms of the contract, but Funina did not realize that she was the second party in the contract.

"…As I expected, Morax will not agree to an unfair contract. He deserves the title of 'God of Fairness' given to him by the world." Finina nodded slightly and said regretfully:

"I thought I could find an excuse to try him. What a pity!"

"Ah."

Without exposing Funina's pretentious words, Violet changed the subject: "It seems that Yingzai's fever has subsided. At least he can stay awake and rational. The antipyretic medicine he was given is of very good quality."

Furninna took the steps decisively and nodded:

"The quality is very good and can be effective against cunning monsters. We can ask Mo Mang Palace to communicate with the drug dealers a few times and do some promotion. I hope they can keep their original intention and continue to maintain the quality of the pills in the future."

The God of Servant Sakurasai——!

Why can you subconsciously set traps for others even when you are not sober?

Don’t program all your weird behavioral habits into instincts!

◇

"Chizhi, this is the pillow I took from your shop. Now I'm returning it to its original owner."

"Well, put it there." Qian Zhi, who was concentrating on designing the dress, didn't even blink, just pointed casually and gave an order casually.

Lying down to help Coral Palace Xinhai remove the rubber casing that wrapped the brass circuit, the attendant Yingzhai asked: "Don't you have anything to say?"

"If you are dissatisfied with the design of the clothing, please wait a while before making a complaint. I need to concentrate on this decoration now."

"That's not it."

"You haven't taken away the clothes that Yae-miyaji left with me. Among them, a pair of colorful socks was worn by Funina."

"That's not the case either."

"Inazuma specialties are in the back room. You can go get some if you want them."

"Not this one either!"

Cutting the line that could make the surprise in front of him explode, the god of valor Yingzhai stood up and patted his knees, saying in disbelief: "I went such a long way just to give you a pillow. Don't you think I am considerate and gentle like this?"

"Chizhi, don't be stingy with your talent. You can feel free to use all the words of praise you have learned in your life on me. I can bear it." The samurai Sakurasai said with a smile as he came to Chizhi's side with a swing of his tail.

"How shameless."

"Thank you for the compliment, please continue. Also, why doesn't this thing explode?"

"I took out the things inside in advance."

Coral Palace Xinhai shook the medicine bottle in his hand, and a potion that would continuously produce mist when sprinkled out.

"Master Quan Gongsi, a clothing store does not need a fairy-like environment, and Fontaine does not care about fairies."

"But this will make the people of Fontaine feel novel. Isn't the biggest fear of fashion designers being unable to gain a reputation? I'm afraid Qianzhi will be excluded by the fashion designers of Fontaine."

Taking off the clothes on the model, Chizhi instructed:

"I don't care what they think. Take off your coat. After all, we are going to attend the celebration banquet of the captain of the Knight Squad. It is best to dress formally."

"I have long wanted to ask which of the final ninjas around me leaked the news to you?"

"You don't care anyway, otherwise why would you ask here?"