Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Do you know why your image is always good in my heart? It's because your every move is full of charm to me. I am deeply attracted to you. I can't help but pay attention to your usual behavior and begin to subconsciously remember your hobbies and habits."

"It's not that I don't know what you really look like, it's that my love for you has cast a beautiful filter over everything about you. Dear Yingzhai, emotions can make people's brains dizzy and sparse their rationality."

"You can count on me for something else. Furniture is your most reliable shield, and Furniture's arms are your harbor. But you can't count on me to see you clearly. If I can still be clear-headed when facing you, then I must not have the emotion of love, and I can't and won't fall in love with anyone else."

With a low voice, he spoke the slightly adapted lines, the ahoge on his head swaying in a circle. Seeing a different kind of vitality burst out on the face of the samurai Sakurasai, who had been so disappointed that he didn't make any noise, Funina breathed a sigh of relief.

I didn't expect that such a melodramatic script would have some effect. Unfortunately, I have always stayed away from such melodramatic scripts since that time.

If she had known this day would come, Funina would have definitely watched all the performances of similar troupes carefully.

"And then?" The attendant Yingzhai gently poked Funina's chubby face and urged anxiously:

"Although I am a little dissatisfied with you for directly performing the script I released, I can reluctantly accept your words because of your sincerity. But you just say it dryly without taking any practical action?"

"...So this is your script. No wonder it's so tear-jerking. I've been watching plays for hundreds of years, but I've never seen a script that can cause such a strong reaction from the audience. It really opened my eyes."

After hearing the dry praise and recalling the unexpected twist in the script, the actors' slightly exaggerated expressions, and the action of not shying away from throwing eye drops in front of the audience, Funina suddenly had an epiphany.

This weird script and actors really fit the characteristics of Samurai Sakusai's masterpiece!

But what to do next?

She scratched it gently with her fingers, and the slightly curled hair stood up straight, then bent down, forming a perfect right angle, as if pointing the way for her. Fu Nina moved closer with a vague look in her eyes.

The goddess, who looked like a girl, had a delicate face like a poppy. Her eyes, which used to be more proud than a white swan, were now soaked in a thin layer of mist, with ripples rippling in them. Her smart sight was tainted with a different kind of affection. She pursed her lips and looked around guiltily.

"Let me make it clear first. I'm not intentionally trying to bully the weak. It's just that the current situation is special. Besides, if we consider the age difference between us as 10,000 years, I'm only a little older than you."

As if she was worried about a Fatui executive who always appeared and disappeared by, Funina made sophistry remarks while glancing to the side. Finally, she hardened her heart, closed her eyes and moved closer.

Although every time she went out to play with Sakusai, the gazes of Alechino passing by were very stressful, but she didn't say that she didn't allow others to intercept her.

After all, her own daughter's gaze was not innocent at all, but Alechino did not react at all.

Not saying anything means consent, consent means I can do it, and if I can do it, it means I am legal!

The logic is perfectly achieved.

Besides, this is also to comfort the somewhat depressed mood of the servant god Sakurasai. I believe that even if Alechino knows it, he will understand something. Maybe he will even help push Sakurasai's head from behind!

So soft~

I wonder if Arlecchino has ever tasted it.

Sweet, a bit like lemon.

Holding the jelly and watching Fernina's tender lips sticking to it foolishly, the law-abiding servant Yingsai wiped the sweat off his forehead, feeling proud of himself for saving the water god of Fontaine from the brink of breaking the law.

This is a feat of saving God!

Besides, how could I let you succeed so easily?

You have to start by pulling each other apart and then slowly get closer to each other, and then at the critical moment when the relationship is heating up, arrange for a miracle doctor to diagnose a disease. This disease must be a terminal illness with almost no cure.

At that time, I can use the excuse of "not wanting to waste your youth" to hide in a remote area, and when you are worried and have no appetite, I can reveal the information to you by coincidence.

Even if you rushed over at full speed at that time, it would be too late. All you could see was a black and white photo and a coffin in the hall.

Then, when you are keeping vigil for me at night, I will pretend to be a zombie and jump out, looking ferocious and ready to suck blood...

Oh oh oh～～

Can't wait to start this performance!

But for now, we must focus on completing the ongoing prank.

"Humph~ You really fell in love with me because you were greedy for beauty."

The servant god Yingsai only knows a little about reasoning calmly, but he is extremely proficient in being unreasonable and unreasonable.

Depressed pregnant woman... male? He snorted coldly: "Look at your eager look, what else can you do except drool on my face? Just like Alechino, I am still in the novice protection period!"

"Oh~ No, you can't even make me drool. You foolishly thought you touched my mouth, but in fact you just touched a piece of jelly and you just smiled stupidly." The attendant Yingzhai said disdainfully:

"I know that women of your age are not good people. You have dirty thoughts in your heart and only think about breaking the law all day long. But do you really have the courage to break the law?"

"Get out of my sight!"

"I will never have any contact with someone like you who only cares about beauty and has no feelings for me. My child has nothing to do with you either. I will raise him/her alone."

The attendant Yingzhai looked determined: "I'm not a weak woman who can't live without you, hehe~"

"..."

The sudden rebuke made Furninna's face freeze. Her amazing wisdom, which had originally relaxed, started to work rapidly again. She racked her brains to comfort the servant Yingsai, who began to suspect that she had bad intentions.

I really shouldn't relax so quickly. If I continue like this, I won't be able to handle it alone. It seems...

"That's what it is, help me Villette!"

After telling Navelette what happened before leaving the secret base with a little concealment, Funina sincerely requested, "I urgently need your help now!"

Villette lowered his head and looked at the clear liquid in his glass, and said suspiciously: "Yingzai sent me kerosene disguised as fresh water again? I didn't expect that I can't even tell the difference between alcohol and fresh water now. I wonder if it's because I'm overworked..."

"I'm going to see a doctor when I get home from get off work. I haven't seen Sigwen for a while, so I'll take this opportunity to visit her. The prisoners sent in recently were all seriously injured. I wonder if she's tired."

Villette talked to himself, drank the water in the glass, picked up a document and started reading.

Funina reached out and pinched the front end of the document and pulled it towards herself, saying solemnly, "Don't doubt your hearing. You didn't hear it wrong, and I didn't lie. This is really the case."

"Ms. Funina, please give me some time to process it. I think everyone needs time to accept such a surprising thing."

That Villette also said solemnly: "This is the first time I have encountered such a thing. While my brain is accepting it, I have to think of a way to deal with it, although I am more inclined to believe that this is a prank."

"Of course this is a prank, otherwise why would Yingzai drink the potion? He only needed to introduce it to me, but he drank it anyway. It makes me upset..."

That Villette shook her head: "Ms. Funina, why do you subconsciously think that the potion is real?"

"You said the potion is fake? Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Funina slammed the table:

"I have verified it myself. Do you know how real the touch is? I can hear the fetal movement when I put my ear close to it. Besides, the vague feeling of closeness cannot be wrong! Why should I feel close to someone who is not my blood?"

"..."

"There are still two documents left. Once I finish dealing with them, I will go with you to take a look." Villette sighed tiredly.