Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Touch, touch, touch——

Squatting on the ground with her bare left foot, her palm pressed tightly against the warm skin, Funina rubbed it back and forth twice in disbelief. The ahoge that had originally stood up proudly and confidently now stuck straight to her head.

She stood up silently and stared at the ceiling blankly for a moment, rubbing her stuffy and hot chest. With trembling calves, she held the arm of the attendant god Yingsai and slowly and gently helped him sit down on the chair.

With rapidly trembling fingertips, he carefully pinched the edge of the shirt of the samurai Sakurasai and slowly lifted it up. Furninna, who witnessed it with her own eyes, rolled her eyes and fell backwards in silence.

Thanks to Qianzhi who was always on the lookout and was quick to grab a pillow and throw it over, cushioning the back of Funina's head in time to prevent it from hitting the hard ground and causing big news that the water god had been assassinated.

"Thanks……"

Her eyes were empty and dead, having lost their former liveliness. Furninna thanked him stupidly, reached into the innermost pocket of her clothes, and pulled out a card that was still warm.

"This is a card from the Fontaine Bank. It contains the performance fees I have earned from participating in shows over the past few hundred years. It is my private money and must not be used by Mo Mang Palace... By the way, first customize two sets of clothes with larger styles, because...his current clothes don't fit him anyway!"

Taking a deep breath, she sat up straight, gritted her teeth and said seriously: "I can't escape. After all, they are my flesh and blood. It's just... why does Teyvat have such an evil technology as alchemy?"

"I haven't enjoyed my youth, I haven't been in love, I haven't thrown a bouquet, I haven't experienced anything, and yet I'm about to have offspring? I'm still a girl in her prime, not even 500 years old!"

The attendant god Yingsai said disdainfully: "Hey ~ old aunt is pretending to be young and cute."

"I'm not an old aunt!"

Grabbing the attendant Yingzhai's shoulders and shaking him gently, Funina asked with tears in her eyes, "Don't you have any sense of shame? Do you know what it means for a man to get pregnant and give birth to a child?"

"If this matter gets out, you will live under the gaze of contempt from now on. Everyone will look down on you and find you disgusting..."

The attendant god Yingsai puffed out his chest proudly, patted his fake belly which felt soft to the touch, and said with a thumping sound:

"Dear mother, I can definitely make men who have never given birth to children become exceptions. I have the ability to do this. You don't have to worry about it. It's not me who adapts to the environment, but the environment that adapts to me."

"You should feel the same way, right?"

"Don't pat your belly so hard! Don't you know it might hurt the baby?"

Grasping the hand of the attendant god Yingzai, which was gentle and without any hesitation, Funina leaned forward and listened carefully with concern. When she found that there was no strange sound, she breathed a sigh of relief.

"We are all fathers after all."

Although this father is a bit too comprehensive.

"I don't expect you to control your nature, but you should at least be more stable and pay attention to the baby in your belly. Don't hurt the baby like this... Is it a boy or a girl?"

"Let it be. This kind of uncertainty is more fun, isn't it? It's like I can just collect blood from both parents to create a child, but I have to use medicine to make the child born in a human body."

The attendant god Yingsai spread his hands and tried to cross his legs but was slapped down by Funina.

The white-haired fox said in dissatisfaction: "I haven't even bothered about you getting me pregnant yet, and now you're controlling me like this?"

"You drank the medicine yourself. I couldn't stop you... And I did this for the good of the baby! Your belly has swelled to the size of an eight-month-old baby. What if it presses on the fetus? You need to be careful at all times."

Once again denouncing the magical alchemy in her heart, Funina squatted down and held the hands of the servant Yingzhai, trying to relax her expression and gently admonished:

"Giving birth is not only painful but also very dangerous, especially in your special situation. You must not think that you can avoid danger just because you are a monster with a strong physique. Two hundred years ago, there was a duel agent who protected me who was extremely powerful and had an excellent physique, but didn't an accident still happen?"

"I don't have any other requests. I just hope that you can pay attention to your stomach when you move around and avoid doing things that would hurt your stomach. As long as you agree to this request, I will agree to all your requests."

Only when you are pregnant.

I will have to have a good talk with you after this incident. What on earth were you thinking when you drank the medicine?

Every living thing has a sense of shame. When facing one's own dark history or being in a dark history, one will unconsciously want to escape, but...

There is no guy named Samurai Sakusai!

The so-called sense of shame is nothing more than a boring obstacle that prevents him from having fun. He will feel happy only when shame appears on other people, because it is more fun to tease people who understand shame.

"Tsk~ You unexpectedly have the qualities of a virtuous mother. I underestimated you, Funina."

Pinching Furninna's hair and shaking it, he found that she was indeed just as he said, and had no intention of stopping him. The attendant Yingzhai snorted in boredom, "Since you are so sincere, I will mercifully agree to your request."

"Oh, this is the formula for the potion, and the chain reaction that will occur afterwards. I think you need to know it and be prepared for it."

"After all, I can't control myself next. A true hero should drink a potion for which he doesn't even have an antidote."

The samurai Sakurasai was obviously very pleased with his bravery, otherwise his tail wouldn't be curled up.

Taking the prescription and skipping over the list of materials that she was not interested in, Funina focused her attention directly on the last marked area of ​​the potion effect.

"It can make men pregnant and give birth to children."

——What a simple and clear introduction.

"The experimenter can choose the Crow Treasure Stealing Group that has been rampant recently."

——Is it the treasure-stealing group that made the headlines? No wonder there was no news after that. It turns out they fell into your hands.

"Because I want to punish the Treasure Steals and let them know the consequences of the name they gave the Treasure Steals that I don't like."

——Don't use such a perfunctory reason. Can't you use a just reason like punishing evil and eliminating evil?

"So I decided to add a little more material to the medicine. Prenatal depression and postpartum depression must be taken care of. I also have to be more suspicious and overthinking, and my brain is not working well."

Funina moved closer, looked at the last line carefully, and asked expectantly, "The potion you drank yourself should not have a depressive effect, right?"

"I only made one batch of this medicine. To save trouble, and considering that I would not give it to my friends, I did not consider making another batch of medicine without the depression effect."

"..."

"Woo~~"

Raising her wrist to wipe away the tears from the corners of her eyes, Furninna, feeling the growing weight of responsibility on her shoulders, asked again, "How long will this happen?"

"It takes about an hour, and then ends two days after the baby is born. It's a long period of time."

"I see…"

"You just accepted it? Why don't you just roll on the ground crying and making a fuss, and then go find Villette? He should be happy to help you."

"If possible, I don't want anyone other than the fourth person present to know."

"Well, I hope you can stick with it."

The attendant god Yingzhai kindly reminded:

"Maybe we can go to the secret base now. Those kids must miss me a lot. Only the same kind can get along well. You can't even understand their words, but you still want to win their favor?"

"Miss Sakura, it's obvious that they like you more... It's you." Furniture changed the subject in time, "Let me find some shoes. Forget it, I'll buy another pair. Do you sell socks here?"

"No. But after Yae-no-ji knew I was in Fontaine, Gon-no-ji would definitely come to visit, so he asked me to bring a few sets of clothes to Gon-no-ji, including socks, but the style is a little special, and I don't think you may be able to accept it."

"It doesn't matter. No matter how special I am, how special can I be? I have received enough stimulation today and have become invincible! My numb heart will not be hurt by some insignificant little stimulation."