Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The samurai Sakusai has always been an honest fox who keeps his word.

Besides, Funina was only refusing to accept his apology on the surface, and was backing away and making excuses again and again. In fact, she was probably secretly happy about this and was looking forward to being stepped on.

In order to fulfill Furninna's wish and to express his apology for forgetting her gift, the attendant god Yingsai took decisive action.

"Although it does feel good to look down at you from such a high position, I'm afraid you'll say something earth-shattering and soul-stirring. Can you please let go now?"

Her palms delicately pressed against her hot cheeks and gently pushed them outwards. She looked towards the store entrance hesitantly. She seemed to be able to sense the scorching heat source close to her fair and soft skin. Fu Nina panicked and whispered:

"If you continue to be so presumptuous, I will no longer indulge you as your elder. Humph~ Don't think that all gods are good-tempered. You are not my dependent, and I am not General Thunder. I am very generous to ignore your not-so-excessive questions!"

"If you continue to behave like this, you will have to wait for trial in your room at the Opéracle Opera House tomorrow! Blasphemy against the water god is a serious crime in Fontaine."

Considering that the pranks played by the samurai Sakurasai over the past few years had brought her a lot of fun and relaxation, Funina forced herself to give a final warning.

"Chizhi..."

"Just don't disturb me designing clothes."

Seeing that the rampant maid Sakurasai was attracted by Funina, Qianzhi gently placed the gift box in her hand on the counter, walked to the door of the store, grabbed a rope and pulled it. The curtains hanging at the top lost their restraints and quickly fell down, tightly against the glass.

Qianzhi picked up the tools for fashion design and put on her earplugs. "I can't hear now... probably."

Ordinary earplugs can block ordinary sounds. Unless it is an unusual sound, it will never pass through the earplugs that she specially asked someone to customize and added alchemical technology to.

The clothing store that was originally open for business became a closed space, and the unfamiliar designer also turned a deaf ear. The hesitation on Funina's face disappeared, she raised her chin slightly, and proudly crossed her arms across her chest.

"Start your performance. Let me see how you will cry bitterly for missing the gift. I hope it's not just verbal."

Tsk tsk~ Although he is not as gullible and innocent as he was when he was quiet and well-behaved, it is also good to see him let go of his bottom line. At least when he is sober, he will definitely not hug his thighs and cry...

Maybe he would cry bitterly to express his apology, but the attendant god Yingzhai would definitely choose the seven-day statue in front of Momang Palace.

Her legs felt numb from the different experience, and Funina hummed a little tune happily. She turned around, took a chair and sat down. She lifted her left leg that was being hugged, and kicked off her shoe with her right foot, revealing her feet in thin white socks.

"Sakurazai~ You must not feel shy about this~ I treat you, a little fox, as my junior... That's not right."

The toes wrapped in the white socks moved, and the originally thin and comfortable white socks were stained wet by tears.

Fininna opened her toes to feel the discomfort of wetness, and finally looked down mercifully.

"Are you really a follower of Thunder God?"

But she saw that the shoes placed on the ground were now filled with tears, and the clear surface even reflected her appearance. Furninna blinked blankly.

"You are obviously more suitable to be my dependent."

What a superb ability to cry bitterly.

She bent down with some effort, hooked the tube of the white socks with her fingertips and pulled them down, first revealing her delicate ankles that were so thin that they could be held in one hand. Her white, jade-like feet with elegant and smooth curves revealed faint blue veins. Her neatly trimmed nails were a healthy pink like scallops, and her toes were lovely like jade.

“But since you are crying bitterly, you should show more pain instead of crying silently like this.” Funina commented, pointing.

Just as she finished her words, a howling sound suddenly came from the throat of the attendant god Sakurasai, as if a fox was caught in a hunter's trap.

After a brief warm-up, the Samurai God Sakurasai finally officially began his performance.

"I know that you are the water god, the queen of all waters, all directions, all peoples and all laws. You are proud and noble. Your every word and action is a decree from the gods. You hold the power of life and death, and others dare not disobey you."

"What gift do you want? How can you punish someone like me just because he forgot to bring a gift..."

Funina smiled proudly: "It seems that you finally realize my noble status."

"Yes! I realize your nobility!"

The attendant Yingzhai raised his head firmly and looked into Funina's eyes. His shoulders shook, and he suddenly exuded a heroic spirit of fearless death. He gritted his teeth and said heavily: "But I will never abort our child to please you and use it as a gift!"

"Hehe, now I want to give you a gift... huh——?"

Her pupils trembled suddenly, and Furninna leaned back involuntarily, looking at the attendant Yingzhai who looked so serious that he didn't seem to be lying, and asked in a trembling voice:

"Don't tell me you really beat them up? Also, although their birth is your contribution, the children are mine alone! You travel back and forth between several places every year, and I am the one who usually takes care of them!"

"Those furry little cuties only know me, the great Lady Funina. Your position in their hearts is much lower than mine."

"…Why has your voice become abnormal, Lady Finina?"

Touching the earplugs that didn't work, Qianzhi was glad that she didn't take the scissors just now. What she said just now was a bit too much even for her who had experienced a lot.

The attendant god Yingzhai curled his lips:

"So it's a pet. I thought I really had a child with you. When this popped into my head, I was still wondering if I was bewitched by you and took medicine to get pregnant and have a child."

The Samurai God Sakurasai's silence during the warm-up session was simply to confirm the authenticity of the news. Unfortunately, his memory was not complete for some reason, and he was unable to obtain more detailed information.

However, considering that he did have a potion that could make a man pregnant, and that he had secretly fed it to a group of treasure thieves two years ago, there was indeed a one in a billion chance of this happening.

Fu Nina asked in surprise, "I thought you were joking when you said you wanted to research a drug that could make men pregnant. You didn't really research such a drug, did you?"

"Here."

The attendant god Yingzhai took out a bottle of clear potion, opened the stopper and shook it under Funina's nose, letting her smell the unusually fragrant floral scent inside. He quickly plucked a strand of her hair and threw it into the potion to melt, then drank it all in one gulp.

The restless hand placed below quietly took out a pillow and stuffed it into his stomach, pinching it with his fingertips to cast the spell of transformation.

The attendant god Yingzhai smiled lovingly and said, "Look, Funina, this is our child."

Seeing the belly of the servant Yingzhai expanding rapidly, Fu Nina swallowed sluggishly and forced a smile:

"Don't be ridiculous. You just plucked a strand of my hair. I...I...I've grown up and I'm no longer the kind of person who is obsessed with fairy tales like the white crane delivering a child!"

"Funina, why do you look down on alchemy? As long as one's alchemy attainments are high enough, creating things is not a problem. Maybe creating a child out of thin air is indeed a little difficult, but I have already solved this problem."

He took off a fox hair and threw it aside. A baby chair appeared out of thin air. The attendant god Yingsai smiled confidently and said:

"My major at the Order Academy is alchemy, and I am not lacking in talent. Sister Alice is nominally my teacher, and she has always provided me with more advanced alchemy books and guidance."

"..."

"I understand the magic of alchemy, but at your age, such attainments are not something you can achieve!"

"I am talented enough and have a famous teacher to guide me."

"Why is your talent so high... No, no, maybe all this is fake, not real! That's right, all this is fake! You must have stuffed a pillow in your stomach, right?"

"Then come and see."