Infinite Stream: Fox Cub's Black Cat Gachapon Game
Chapter 146 How could that be? He just simply likes playing in the mud.
After discussing the tail care methods for a while, Ms. Alexandra suddenly realized that she seemed to have forgotten something after chatting for so long.
I caught a glimpse of the small protrusion of the ring on the glove.
Ms. Alexandra finally began to think about her son's lifelong affairs.
"Wenren, my rebellious son is over 185cm tall... I'm not sure about his weight now, and his hobbies... he probably doesn't have any bad hobbies, but he seems to be able to cook..."
It can be seen that Ms. Alexandra is trying very hard to find the shining points in Gong Chi.
But it is obvious that she is not a qualified "salesman".
One could even faintly hear from her words that she was not very familiar with the "product" she wanted to sell...
Because of the influence of Wenren Yian, the big fox never had the experience of falling in love when he was young.
After he grew up, he was busy with his small shop and handling district affairs. He had never been on a blind date or been urged to get married, so naturally he could not appreciate the deep meaning of Ms. Alexandra's words.
Wenren Yian’s influence is not to sternly warn children not to fall in love.
But when other monsters saw Wenren Yian, who had a stern face as soon as he came out, standing next to him, any little thoughts they had would immediately turn into little fireworks that went silent.
"Snapped".
It was extinguished and only a wisp of smoke was left.
I dare not speak at all...
Even if Wenren Yian did not deliberately restrict the adopted child's socializing, the fact that he was Wenren Yihan's brother was enough to discourage many monsters who wanted to show their goodwill.
Because most of the little monsters are also very naughty.
Their parents, having learned parenting tips from ordinary human parents, also like to fabricate an imaginary thing out of thin air to "threaten" their children.
It's just that this imaginary thing is usually referred to by human parents as "wolf", "big axe" and some famous ghosts like Sadako...
But in the mouths of some imagination-lacking parents on Wangyun Street, they are too lazy to make up any more nonsense.
So we simply "used local materials".
This imaginary thing became Wenren Yian's Orange Cat after the parents learned from each other and reached a consensus.
For example, a parent who didn't know what conflict had occurred, found his child fighting with a little turtle, and rushed to bite him, breaking a tooth:
"If you fight with that jerk next door again, Mr. Longhair Orange, who's in charge at night, will come and take you away with a chain and a sledgehammer.
When I let you back, you won't be able to taste carrots anymore...
He hates kids who fight everywhere..."
The werewolf parents who are too old to stay up late, but whose children have so much energy that they howl at the moon:
"He would pick out the loudest kid on the street and feed him candy with evil magic, so that the kid would only be able to make the sound of 'meow' from then on..."
This threat is very effective.
The little wolf monster thought he wanted to be the most mighty one, and from then on every night, no matter how round and bright the moon was, he would force himself to remain quiet.
After all, no domineering wolf demon has the voice of a kitten.
……
All in all, Wenren Yian has a very terrifying reputation among the monsters of the same generation as the big fox.
The fox dumplings are pretty.
But his brother might eat children.
So how could the big fox have ever been in love...
There was a time when Wenren Yihan had just grown from a little fox ball into a little fox ball.
That colorful fox is conspicuous wherever he goes, leaving a handsome mark with every step he takes. After all, among monsters, foxes with mutated colors are extremely rare.
Wherever he stood there, he would attract the attention of many little monster girls.
First of all, it is cherry blossom pink.
Secondly, his animal form is very soft and looks very nice.
He seemed to be in a good mood in the end...
That time, a little red fox monster made me angry for several days.
Finally, he overcame his fear of the "hairy orange monster that eats children" and ran to chat with the fox Tuanzi.
The little girl blushed and took the initiative to ask Fox Dumpling to go out and play on the day off.
But the fox doesn’t understand.
I thought it was just like any other kid getting together to have some fun, finding a place to jump around and have fun all day.
Then the little red fox carefully selected a floral dress and was looking forward to her first "date" with the fox Tuanzi.
He took others to play in the mud.
Mud is so much fun. His brother usually doesn't let him play with it. He can only let loose on weekends...
The fox thought he was very nice.
That day, the little red fox, who was "in love" and dressed up beautifully, went home crying and cursing as he walked.
Before leaving, she smeared some mud on the fox's back out of a huge sense of emptiness.
The old porcelain is firmly applied.
Watch the little red fox trot away.
The fox didn't have time to think about why she was angry.
The fox was really worried. He was covered in mud again and would be scolded when he got home.
Later, while Wenren Yian was drying the mud fox Tuanzi after he took a bath, he heard the whole story from him.
"Little Pink Huan, that little red fox asked you out to play because she likes you. She didn't expect you to take her to the mud pit. Don't be mad at her."
Holding his breath, the fox pressed his pads onto the towel to leave water marks, shook his head and said seriously:
"You're not right, brother."
"Tell me what I said is wrong."
Unexpectedly, a guy who took a little girl to play in the mud would refute him. Wenren Yian wanted to hear his unique insights.
"You said she liked me, she asked me out to play, I liked playing in the mud, I asked her to play in the mud with me, but she got angry...
Maybe she liked this date, or the fact that the fox was born with a different color, but not me who likes playing in the mud. "
Seeing that the moisture on its front paws had been almost absorbed, the fox turned around and moved its hind paws onto the towel, facing Wenren Yian.
Wenren Yian, who was wiping his head, smiled.
"……you do this delibrately?"
The fox said nothing. He lowered his head and grabbed the towel to wrap his wet tail.
How could that be? He just simply likes playing in the mud.
Seeing that he didn't respond and was pretending to take care of his tail, Wenren Yian didn't continue to expose him, but just muttered a few words:
"You are very insightful..."
Later, when he was older, even if some monster set its sights on the big fox, due to his position as the head of the district, he could only think of killing it within two days.
Not to mention that there is the orange cat who can be described as a "childhood nightmare" watching behind him.
Wen Ren Yihan, who had zero emotional experience and might even have to pay a penalty based on his experience, recalled the situation.
Instead, Tiangang Gang's "salesman" Ms. Alexandra introduced the products that she was eager to "sell".
"Well, Gong Chi's height should be around 187cm, but I don't know his weight.
Sometimes he would ponder over tarot cards for a long time, which could be considered a hobby... As for cooking..."
Speaking of this sentence, this is the point that Wenren Yihuan is most qualified to comment on.
The big fox quickly went over the days of eating and living for free and enjoying all kinds of delicious food.
Although he didn't want to admit it, his animal form had indeed become visibly fatter due to the amount of food he was fed.
He lowered his head to hide his slightly swollen Adam's apple before continuing.
“The level is very high.”
At first glance, these were all good comments, and Ms. Alexandra decided to press on immediately, right now, and quickly.
"If the level is high, how do you think I can eat it for the rest of my life?"
The milk tea master, who followed Wenren Yihuan and had a good time every day without missing a single meal, clasped his paws together:
"That's so happy Liao Miao..."
"Can I eat this for the rest of my life? That's not good..."
Wow, what an exciting suggestion this is for the fox... Although he felt a little embarrassed, the big fox's tail betrayed his little excitement.
The tip of Wenren Yihuan's tail kept swinging up and down, and Ms. Alexandra knew something was going to happen.
She gradually shifted the topic from "rice" to Gong Chi himself.
"Why not? You can be with Ni... Gongchi, plant flowers and raise cats every day, and he will be responsible for cooking for you for the rest of his life."
But now the big fox lives with Gong Chi, right? The “together” that Gong Chi’s mother mentioned…
Wenren Yihan detected an unusual sense of...relief in Ms. Alexandra's words?
"What do you mean by together?"
I don’t know if Ms. Alexandra has seen the future palace chi’s wedding, but she blurted out an example that couldn’t be more understandable.
"Like... the kind that makes little fox balls...?"
Wenren Yihuan thought about it. He was a boy and couldn't give birth to a fox child. So...
"Can Gong Chi give birth to little fox balls?"
Facing those sparkling light golden eyes filled with surprise, Ms. Alexandra's "no" was turned into a sentence by the beauty:
“…But…Is it okay?”
Ms. Alexandra felt guilty for a few seconds after realizing what she had said...
Unfilial son... This time, I am sorry for you... If it really doesn't work out, I will prepare some dowry to marry you off...
The Tarot cats who were watching the fun in the study were in an uproar.
"Meow, does Xiao Gong really have this function, meow?"
[Fool] Meow scratched his head: "No, meow... Have you ever heard of Duck Meow?"
[Xingxing] Miao thinks that we should consider the possibility of various developments of things, and puts forward another view that sounds reasonable:
"But if they really give birth, it may not be a fox. Maybe the human genes will be suppressed by a cat..."
Being separated from the oversized fish biscuits in their dreams by the noise, the [devil] meow unceremoniously burst their bubble of fantasy:
"No, you don't really believe he can have children, do you? It's impossible no matter how you think about it..."
The black cat in the blue hat, who had been stunned for a long time as if struck by lightning, wailed:
"Oh my god... If Xiao Gong gives birth... Does that mean I am against Liao? No... I don't believe it. I think he can't give birth..."
[Xingxing] Meow continued to imagine: "What if Xiaogong is gifted... and can actually give birth, meow..."
Tarot Cat was so immersed in a heated discussion that he didn't notice the study door being pushed open.
Gong Chi held the cat fish jelly he had just bought in his hand, and moved his lips with a sneer:
“Who can give birth?”
"Meow!"
The Tarot cats fell silent, and then started pushing and shoving each other...
"Meow meow...it's...not right... [Fool] meow! [Fool] meow can give birth!"
The good meow [Fool] subconsciously glanced at his precious little bell meow:?
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