Infinite Stream: Fox Cub's Black Cat Gachapon Game
Chapter 145: Since you have made it like this, I guess you have already chosen the seasoning, right?
The palace was deliberately picked on by Lady Alexandra, and seven or eight cups of black tea were exchanged, and there was not a single sugar cube left in the residence.
But Ms. Alexandra had no intention of letting him go. Gong Chi was so annoyed by the nagging that he went out to the commercial district to replenish supplies and has not returned yet.
The man and the fox chatted for a long time.
Lady Alexandra took advantage of the palace guard's absence and asked after some hesitation if she could touch his big tail.
After a fierce ideological struggle, the big fox decided...
Let her poke the fluff twice.
The warm and gentle visual experience, the fluffy and smooth fur, the tail that shakes when touched, and the appearance of the big fox make people feel happy no matter how they look at it.
Although Ms. Alexandra was not able to jerk it off with her hand, she at least satisfied her urge to do so.
After taking it away, I always feel empty in my hands.
Ms. Alexandra urgently needs to learn some hair care methods from Fluffy, maybe it will help her with hair care.
"...You usually take good care of your tail, right? You must have been a delicate little fox since childhood. I wonder what method you used. When my rebellious son was young..."
It details some of Gong Chi's rebellious behavior when he was a child.
Ms. Alexandra did not notice that Wenren Yihan lowered one ear guiltily.
He rolled the tail in front of him and removed a little dirt that had gotten on it at some point in time.
His memories brought him back to the first time Wenren Yian pulled him to have a tail spa.
The sun was filtering through the window, and it was probably past noon.
The room was quiet. There was not much to do in the office today, so Wen Ren Yian lay on the rattan chair and enjoyed a nap for the first time.
His body was covered with a thin silk quilt, and his tail was piled up a little abruptly on the quilt, just exposed in the spot where the sunlight shone.
The golden tail hair appears more transparent under the sunlight, and if you change the angle you can see it shining.
The door quietly opened a small gap.
After a pause, it opened a little more and a furry sakura-colored fox head squeezed in.
The fox Tuanzi, who had gotten up early to go out for some "fooling around", looked up at the sleeping Wenren Yian and did not dare to push the gap any wider.
It is now rounder than when Wenren Yian first adopted it.
That's right, only rounder.
At that time, after the first examination, the goat spirit gave Wenren Yian and Sui Buzhi a "vaccination" in advance.
They said it was too young and too badly injured.
Moreover, the treatment time was delayed during the days of heavy rain, and the child was unable to transform into a human form, which may have a great impact on his future development.
To put it simply, its body size may not meet normal standards.
No matter how good or nutritious the food is in the future.
With a can of calcium tablets, two bottles of vitamin C and three fresh fish every day, it can only grow to two-thirds of the adult size of this fox species at most.
Once this influence and restriction occurs, it will not only be reflected in its animal form, but will also be reflected in its human form in the future.
Logically speaking, adult males of his race are generally tall, and almost 100% of them are between 1.85 and 1.9 meters tall.
He was no taller than 1.78 meters.
In fact, this is indeed the case.
But the fox dumpling has never felt that he is a shorty.
Because Wenren Yian was afraid that his child's self-esteem would be hurt, he would always report a few centimeters more every time he weighed his child.
The fox's body and tail were much longer than the "35, 35" he had reported to Ms. Alexandra.
Adhering to the idea that "Although my child is a shorty, I can't let him think that he is a shorty."
Those two five-centimeter ones were added to him by Wenren Yian, who was worried sick and went against his conscience.
Wenren Yian’s “fatherly love” exists but it is very random.
“Randomly” does not mean that he sometimes falsely reports an increase and sometimes does not add it.
Instead, he randomly reported false additions and subtractions to Wenren Yian.
In his mouth, the fox's tail would sometimes be ten centimeters longer than its body.
Once he slipped up and reported a number that was ridiculously different, leaving Fox Tuanzi confused.
Unable to sleep late at night, he held his tail in his arms, thinking that the problem was very serious. Tuanzi the fox pulled his tail to the top of his head and compared it with his body dozens of times.
While comparing, I wondered if this species of fox really has a tail that is several dozen centimeters longer than its body?
Could it be a monster?
Oh, it really seems to be a monster...
I suddenly realized and reconciled with my tail. The next day I looked in the mirror and compared it carefully.
Even more worried.
Not long, but short.
Its tail was ten centimeters longer than its body yesterday, but it just took a nap.
Suddenly it seemed to be the same length...
As soon as Wenren Yian entered its little room, he saw it holding its tail and staring at the fox ball in the mirror in a daze.
There were a few "fresh" fox tail hairs on the ground.
Hearing someone coming in, the fox turned around but did not make any other moves. The childish eyes of Jindoudou were full of confusion and inability to accept.
Under normal circumstances, he would have run over and stood at attention with his paws together.
Wenren Yian saw that it looked like a little fox wooden sculpture, so he walked up to it and asked it in a soft voice what was wrong.
"...嘤嘤¥#@%"
(Brother! I seem to have shrunk. Am I going to turn into a tiny little fox? Will I have to live in Lilliput from now on... Woo¥#%)
In just one minute, Wenren Yian's expression changed dramatically.
Wenren Yian roughly understood the whole story from the fox dumpling's whimpering, and he became more cautious from then on.
Next time when I falsely report the length of a fox's tail and body, I will never report a huge discrepancy.
Later, to save trouble, he simply reported the same number.
Anyway, these numbers are very reasonable for it.
So from then on, Wenren Yihuan was a "neat and tidy" little fox.
Because the body length, tail length and weight are all the same neat numbers.
The fox Dumpling still doesn’t know that its body length and tail length are fake, only its weight is real.
The little fox ball, which had become much rounder, was puzzled as to why it could not squeeze through the gap in the door which it had been able to fit through before.
But this door is much older than it, and if it is pushed further, there will be a creaking sound.
It will wake up Big Orange Brother.
After struggling twice at the door, the hot fox took a risk and bravely sucked in his belly to push forward into the narrow gap of the door.
"Squeak."
The old but frequently repaired wooden door was still moved a little by the fat fox ball.
The moment when Fox wants to lose weight the most.
Originally, Wenren Yian and Sui Buzhi had prepared a separate room for it.
But considering that its injury had just healed and its condition was still unstable, the goat demon also asked them to observe it for a while and they never moved it there.
The fox dumpling glanced at Wenren Yian who was sleeping peacefully on the rattan chair, and his little belly relaxed and "inflated" again, becoming rounder.
He moved quietly with small steps, watching the door of the fox dumpling's little room getting closer and closer.
However, the joy was only momentary.
"Little Pink Joy."
The fox dumpling, who originally wanted to sneak in and then sneak back to his own little room, tensed up because of this call.
The front legs froze in mid-air, then they were retracted angrily, staying where they were, pretending to be a wooden fox.
Looking at the mud spots on the floor that extend from the door to the pads of fox's feet.
Wen Ren, who was about to get angry, soothed the area below his throat and tried to calm himself down.
Don’t get angry, as it can easily scare the children and piss the cat off to death.
"Hey?"
The fox ball, whose fur was covered with mud, opened its eyes wide.
A face full of ignorance.
"Xiao Fen Huan, do you know that humans have a dish that has been passed down for a long time and is very famous?"
"Hey?"
"That dish is called beggar's chicken, also known as stewed chicken. It is first brushed with sauce, then wrapped in lotus leaves, pig fat and yellow mud, and finally thrown into the firewood pile...
You've already chosen the seasoning, right?"
The fox, who was trying to make up for his loss and pick the mud off his paws, stopped and thought for two seconds.
"嘤@=#$……?" (Seasoning? The cumin from the Raccoon Spicy Hotpot restaurant next door is delicious…)
Wenren Yian was almost amused by its naive and eccentric appearance.
"Then do you think it would taste good with the cumin 'Little Fox' from the spicy hotpot restaurant next door?"
"Hey..."
Having said that, Fox Tuanzi could naturally hear that Wenren Yian was angry.
He lowered his ears, looked at the ground and waited obediently for his reprimand.
"You know what's the most important thing to a furry?"
"Ying?" (Is it milk tea biscuits?)
Wenren Yian didn't expect to get this answer. He subconsciously looked at its round belly and cleared his throat seriously:
"Of course it's to keep the fur smooth and shiny! Which mud puddle have you been rolling in? You're about to turn yourself into a hedgehog!!"
"Hey..."
The sound of adults' quick footsteps could be heard outside the door, followed by Sui Buzhi's words, who had no idea of the danger coming:
"Little pink-haired kid, clean yourself up quickly. Don't let Little Orange know that I took you and other kids to play in the mud. Next time..."
He pricked up his ears and listened to Sui Buzhi's words clearly. The fox bun buried his face in the ground and didn't dare to look at Wenren Yian's expression.
"Hmm..." (End...)
The door was pushed open, and the beautiful woman in black clothes in the room was looking at him with a dangerous smile on her lips.
"What next time?"
I originally thought that I still had room to struggle, but the saying "It is children's nature to play" was stuck in my throat.
He saw dense mud marks on the ground.
Then he kept sliding and kneeling.
"...Next time it happens, it will be my fault."
The Taoist priest in green and the fox dumpling stood in front of the closed door and looked at each other.
"I asked you to play in the mud, but I didn't ask you to swim in it..."
"Hmm..." (You can say it, the fox will forget it next time he plays.)
"Do you think that only your brother Yi An can understand you?"
The fox dumpling shut up and pretended to be dumb.
Wenren Yian inside the door gave an ultimatum to the two, one big and one small.
"Wash yourself clean. If you can't wash yourself clean before tonight, you'll have to sleep outside."
"Xiaojuan, I'm very clean..."
I don't want to be implicated with the little mud fox.
How can one turn a deaf ear to what has been heard?
"It can't be cleaned, so you two brothers can just look at the stars in the yard at night."
As he spoke, the door opened and a quilt was thrown out and covered on Sui Buzhi's head.
A small handkerchief transformed into a blanket fell on the fox's tail.
That day, the fox Tuanzi soaked in the water for several hours before he washed all the mud off his fur.
Wenren Yian reluctantly let it pass and took it for the first tail spa in its life.
"You are a furry little cat, you must protect the tip of your tail, do you understand, little pinkie? You are not big, otherwise when your tail becomes bald, you will turn into a little mouse..."
The fox Tuanzi was shocked and decided he didn't want to be a little mouse, so he listened to his brother and protected his big tail every day.
"My brother cares a lot about his tail. He always takes me with him when he gets a tail spa."
Ms. Alexandra poked the furry thing twice and couldn't let it go, secretly praying that Gong Chi would get lost in the commercial district and stay outside for a few more hours.
small theater:
Ms. Alexandra: Your tail is so beautiful, you must be a delicate little fox, right?
Wenren Yihan (shaking his head): It’s a little mud fox.
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