Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

In the Chelsea dressing room, Di Matteo frowned.

He desperately needs to win this game.

But Satan sent Xia Qi.

Headache!

He carefully recalled how other teams restricted Messi and Ronaldo.

But he found that his team restricted Xia Qi very well.

Forcing Xia Qi to use "non-human" means to score goals, can this be a tactical issue?

When he was in a precarious position as coach, when he met a talented player, Di Matteo felt that he should go to the church to go to mass and change his fortune.

He picked up his mood, emphasized defensive counterattacks in the second half, and emphasized cutting in from the wing.

Also, chat privately with Mikel and Terry.

"I need you two to continue to double-team Xia Qi..."

"Boss, that kid is hard to guard against. He has a high IQ, good skills, strong body, and a tenacious fighting spirit. I'm not afraid of Xia Qi, but I'm afraid that I won't be able to complete the task."

DiMatteo nodded slightly in agreement.

After being a coach for so many years, this was the first time he saw a player fighting so hard, still fighting even though his body had completely lost his balance in the air.

How could such a player belong to the opponent?

Suddenly, Di Matteo felt aggrieved. The media always said that he was not worthy of coaching a wealthy club, but if Wenger did not have Xia Qi... he felt that he would not be as good as him.

After a 15-minute intermission, the players came back on the court full of energy.

"Dear viewers, the second half of the game has begun."

"Both managers have not changed their personnel. Arsenal kick off."

on the field,

After Xia Qi handed the football to Wilshere, he and Balotelli rushed forward one after another.

Wilshere took two steps forward while dribbling, looked up at Xia Qi, made a prediction, and swung his leg to make a long pass.

On the sidelines of the court, Di Matteo, who was resentful that his talent was not recognized, saw that the Arsenal players played such a low-level style, which turned out to be the old-fashioned "long pass to the goal".

He became even more indignant about his experience.

The football flew to the edge of Chelsea's penalty area.

Also at this moment,

Xia Qi found out that he was being made into a rice dumpling.

Lampard on the left, Mikel on the right, and Terry in front.

Three double teams, Messi's treatment!

The football flew over,

Terry rushed forward and defended Xia Qi personally.

He leaned his entire upper body on Xia Qi, and also did a little trick, hooking his right foot on Xia Qi's left foot, trying to use his own strength to prevent Xia Qi from taking off.

Lampard and Mikel were the first to jump to grab the football.

"Xia Qi was caught in a double-team. During the halftime break, Di Matteo should have arranged a defense against Xia Qi."

"The ball is going to be lost."

In the live broadcast room, Zhang Lu sentenced Xia Qi to "death" in advance. It was a three-for-one fight. No matter how you looked at it, Xia Qi was about to lose the ball.

"Ouch! Fuck you!"

Zhang Lu couldn't help but curse. This was a minor live broadcast accident, which was relatively rare in his career.

Friends who are watching the live broadcast don’t know that they are in the Stamford Bridge stadium at this time.

More than 70,000 fans also used foul language.

Even elegant professors have become "calling beasts".

When Wenger saw the scene on the court, he couldn't help but cursed and jumped up, hitting his head on the ceiling of the coaching bench.

"Bang!"

There was a loud noise, but it didn't attract anyone's attention. Now everyone is looking at Xia Qi, who is looking at him!

A few seconds ago, on the court,

As soon as Xia Qi felt the pressure exerted on him by Terry, he heard:

"Ding dong, the [Ultimate Power] attribute is activated."

Before the beep sounded, Xia Qi felt the ancient power flowing through his body.

Then the "Long March 1" humanoid rocket was launched.

The first victim - Terry,

He felt that what was on his chest was not Xia Qi, but the merry-go-round.

When the Trojan spins rapidly,

In a flash,

Terry, who was proud of his iron blood, let out an uncontrollable cry and flew backwards.

up in the air,

Terry felt like he was a joke!

Mantis blocking the car-style joke!

It turns out that I am so weak, but I still want to fight in a duel? ? ?

Who gave you the courage? ?

Is it Vanessa (the heroine of Friends Wives) who knelt down and sang Conquest last night? ? ? ? Or the legendary Aunt Liang?

From now on, I will abstain from sex for a week, for the sake of Chelsea and my own worth.

Suddenly, he smiled,

Terry, who was like a goose falling on the sand, saw his teammates Mikel and Lampard flying out like him.

So happy!

Haha,

It turns out it’s not the “sister-in-law’s” fault!

It's Xia Qi!

Xia Qi is a monster!

The "Cao Thief" power in his whole body is back again.

that moment,

Terry smiled brightly.

[Ouch, am I dazzled? I think Terry is smiling...]

[You are not dazzled, I saw it too. 】

[He should be happy that England has another strong player! 】

Brainstorming is the scariest thing!

Chelsea fans were impressed by their captain's broad-mindedness. They stood up and shouted: "Xia Qi! Xia Qi! Xia Qi!"

Fortunately, the AI ​​has no emotions. If it were Xia Qi himself, and he was suddenly cheered by the opponent's fans, his movements would have to change.

"Xia Qi! Xia Qi conquered Stamford Bridge! Chelsea fans are cheering for Xia Qi!"

Zhang Lu in the live broadcast room is also a king of imagination.

On the court, when Xia Qi was fighting one against three.

Balotelli wanted to get rid of Ivanovic and David Luiz's double-team, but the two defensive giants did not give him a chance to connect with Xia Qi.

The same goes for Walcott.

While everyone was fighting for position, Chelsea fans who were moved by Terry cheered.

Balotelli and Walcott were shocked and looked in the direction of Xia Qi.

I saw that Xia Qi lost his balance and fell down like a green onion.

Grab a seat, grab a ghost!

Xia Qi is about to lose the ball and cannot pass the ball.

The two of them and several people who were guarding them rushed towards the spot where the football landed.

The game of position becomes a game of ball.

however,

At this time, Xia Qi is a native of the ancient times!

The abilities of the natives are beyond your imagination!

Xia Qi fell upside down, not because he was hit by someone, but because of the AI's choice.

Non-human choice!

up in the air,

Xia Qi's head is at the bottom and his feet are at the top.

Bend your right foot and hook the heel of your right foot quickly on your butt.

The left foot is stretched straight, raised high, and the legs are spread wide apart. Visually, it seems that this can slow down the force of gravity.

In fact, it is just to make the body stretch out better.