Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Xia Qi was like a god of death descending to earth, killing the entire Chelsea penalty area with just one person.

The visual impact makes people's blood boil.

The two Emmas excitedly rushed out of the balcony to celebrate wildly. The low-cut outfits hidden under the bouncing clothes made the live camera stay here for at least 15 seconds.

At that moment, Xia Qi felt cold all over his body. Many fans looked at him with dagger-like eyes. Wait, why did the female fans look like they were eating people?

on the balcony,

Roberts said to Watson: "It's really manly. It's different from those vases in Hollywood. But why didn't he pay attention to you?"

Emma Watson rolled her eyes at him angrily, saying that she really didn't want to pick up the pot.

"Sisters, how about you let me try?"

"roll!"

Watson threw a pillow at Roberts and laughed and cursed.

Roberts rushed to Watson and scratched her itchy flesh: "Let me try, you can't get a date anyway."

Watson half-seriously and half-jokingly retorted: "Who said I can't get a date? Does the society know? Besides, I can't get a date, how can you do it?"

After saying that, he scratched Roberts' itchy flesh with his backhand.

The two girls started having fun on the sofa.

The friendship of Hollywood sisters with plastic flowers,

Fireproof, anti-theft and anti-bestie!

It's the same all over the world.

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After the restart, the home team - Chelsea, who was equalized, has not yet recovered from the "injury".

Xia Qi's unreasonable crushing in the penalty area was so heartbreaking.

They faltered after the start, and were quickly reversed by Arsenal.

For those who didn’t know, I thought Arsenal was home.

But Xia Qi received special attention, with Mikel and Terry accompanying him throughout the process.

Xia Qi was locked, and Arsenal's offense exploded like fireworks.

It looks very cool, but the lethality - the final kick is disappointing.

But it was not without gains. First, Balotelli shot suddenly near the penalty spot. Cech made another top save and lifted the football over the crossbar.

Arsenal won a corner kick on the left. Xia Qi was tightly guarded by Mikel and Terry and had no chance to fight for the top. The football was pushed out of the penalty area by David Luiz. Gibbs grabbed the second goal of the football outside the penalty area and once again Lift the football into the penalty area.

In the penalty area, Xia Qi suddenly sprinted toward the goal, disrupting Chelsea's defensive system. Walcott took advantage of the chaos to grab a shot.

Ivanovic flew to block the hole of Qian Jun's first shot and used his body to block the football from the baseline.

"Arsenal's attack was overwhelming, Chelsea's defense was watertight, and Arsenal won a corner kick on the right."

"Mourinho has implanted his defensive philosophy into Chelsea's blood. Even though he has left, his defense is still there. Arsenal can't score in front of the Mourinho bus."

After the whistle, after all the trouble, Chelsea players slowly returned to normal and were no longer wilted.

In the Chelsea penalty area,

Mikel and Terry were flanking Xia Qi, one behind the other. Mikel's hand was still on Xia Qi's waist. Terry stood sideways in front of Xia Qi, pushing Xia Qi backward with one hand. , looking at Wilshere who was preparing to serve.

Other players in the penalty area are not idle either. Ivanovic defends Balotelli, David Luiz defends Walcott...

As long as Arsenal has a slight height advantage, everyone will be guarded by someone...

The penalty area was crowded with people. After careful observation, Wilshere felt that the far corner was an opportunity. He gestured to his teammates.

After seeing his gesture, the Arsenal generals "awakened" in the penalty area, like office workers rushing to get on the bus, squeezing, grabbing, pulling, and tugging in the crowd.

Some are really blocking positions, such as Balotelli and Walcott, and some are causing trouble in order to paralyze the opponent, such as Xia Qi, Arteta...

Xia Qi is the most lively player in Arsenal. He runs to the near corner and takes a few steps back, causing the penalty area to be crowded...

The more Xia Qi behaved like this, the more Terry felt that he was not secretly observing others while defending Xia Qi.

Beep!

Wilshere kicked off the ball and the football flew to the far corner. Terry saw the trajectory of the football and knew it was not Xia Qi.

However, when Balotelli was pulling onions from the crowd, he saw Xia Qi suddenly running outside the penalty area.

Illogical behavior,

Terry, who has many years of defensive experience, suddenly felt that something big was going on and immediately chased Xia Qi.

Balotelli jumped high, and he was also Chelsea's focus of defense. The angle from which he grabbed the goal was completely covered.

According to the tactics, if there is no chance, he will grab points in front of the goal and become the fulcrum of this tactics.

He wants to make a ball for Xia Qi.

Xia Qi followed the tactical requirements and rushed to the second landing point of the football.

AI controlled Xia Qi's body, turned his back to the goal, jumped high, and chose an overhead shot.

Terry, who was chasing after him, had no time to admire Arsenal's exquisite corner kick tactics. He rushed towards Xia Qi with a long stride, pretending to be unable to stop due to inertia, and crashed into Xia Qi.

At this time, Xia Qi had already jumped up, and there was an unexpected force behind him.

He lost his balance and flew sideways.

This is a flaw in the AI ​​state. It only calculates changes allowed by the rules, and human black hands are not within its calculation scope.

Damn it!

mean!

Red card!

Free kick at the edge of the penalty area!

After a series of soul tortures in his head, Xia Qi chose a free kick, but free kicks would definitely not be the AI's first choice.

"Ding dong, the [Ultimate Power] attribute is activated."

Arsenal fans were once again moved by Xia Qi's hard work.

I saw Xia Qi baring his teeth and claws, struggling to balance himself in the air.

Relying on the strength of his waist and abdomen, he forcibly twisted his body, using a particularly awkward scissor kick posture, and hooked his feet towards the football with no sense of aesthetics.

When the right foot hits the football on the instep,

The fans cheered,

They were moved,

The charm of competitive sports lies in not giving up and using hard work to make the impossible possible.

Everyone knows how difficult the scissor kick shot just now was.

As long as Xia Qi can complete this set of moves, he deserves cheers and applause.

Xia Qi finished his shot,

No longer able to maintain his balance, he couldn't even take a look at whether the football was flying towards the goal or towards the stands, so he fell down.

With a "Boom" sound when he landed, Xia Qi knew that he was going to suffer after the game...

Terry was stunned. He didn't expect that Xia Qi could still shoot even though he was off balance, and he didn't expect that a hasty shot could be so beautiful.

Me and my little friends are shocked!

Cech did not make a save. The football flew toward the corner flagpole. When he put his hands in his pockets, the football came back in a weird arc.

So he could only stand stupidly in front of the goal and watch the football fly into the blind spot.

In fact, he was not the only one who was fooled, but also the players on the field.