Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

The moment Xia Qi suddenly used his shoulder to knock away the defender,

Guardiola rushed out from the coaching bench like a cheetah.

He knew that the disciple he had spent a lot of money to buy back was

I'm about to be proud of myself!

To be honest, Guardiola's reaction was exaggerated, but understandable.

Whether as a player or a coach, Guardiola is used to being the center of attention.

But he was ignored by the old man at the first press conference of his Premier League debut.

The proud Guardiola made a bold statement before the game: we can win the game with a three-goal advantage.

I thought it would be an extremely easy thing, but the first twenty minutes or so were a torture.

Although Manchester City's performance was not a disaster, it did not have the extraordinary strength to win by three goals.

During those 20 minutes, Guardiola felt his face burning, as if he was being slapped repeatedly...

Fortunately, in the 22nd minute, Xia Qi finally found the key to open the door to scoring, and the whole story got back on track.

When Xia Qi scored the third goal, Alan Pardew seemed to have lost all his passion and was no longer able to cheer on the sidelines. He staggered back to the coaching seat as if he had lost his soul.

Hey! Is there any head coach in this world who is unbeatable? If there is, then just score another goal!

Cabela rubbed his still aching chest with a wry smile. He had focused all his attention on defense this time and had not let Xia Qi out of his sight. But what was the use?

Xia Qi tonight is very similar to Inzaghi, but he is not Inzaghi after all. He rushed forward like a tank and killed the chicken...

The dream ended just like that!

It is no exaggeration to say that this is the strength of Shi Yifeng!

In the face of such absolute strength, all tactics are futile.

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There are more than ten minutes left before the end of the first half, and both sides are ready for battle again!

When the game reached the 40th minute, Xia Qi received a pass from De Bruyne on the left, and Cabela was still defending him.

There are many kinds of assassins, some are as elusive as shadows, and some are as unpredictable as "killing one person every ten steps, leaving no trace in a thousand miles"...

Cabela didn't know that Xia Qi's [Assassin Attribute] had changed. He wanted to move forward and secretly elbow Xia Qi when he was close to him, so as to get some "justice" for his aching chest.

But Xia Qi didn't give him a chance to get close, and directly sent the ball ten meters behind him... Then he accelerated suddenly and left him behind in an instant...

"Xia Qi, pass the ball to yourself three seconds later!"

“Eat Cabela’s Raw!”

"The man who eats a dragon alive every time he plays is back!"

Teacher Zhan Jun's passionate commentary completely ignited the interest of the fans. They all stared with their eyes wide open, afraid of missing any frame.

Cabela watched Xia Qi flying away like an arrow, and felt that she was extremely unlucky today!

He could never have imagined that Xia Qi would be the first to "play a card".

You know, before this, Xia Qi was the cool guy who could play a game without breaking a sweat (Berbatov).

But now he has transformed into Park Ji-sung, who has three lungs and can't die.

The change between two completely different playing styles caught Cabela off guard and made him look extremely stupid!

I want to cry but have no tears!

But men don't shed tears easily, so Cabela had to use all his strength to chase after her.

But the reality is cruel!

Even if Xia Qi was running with the ball, his speed was still much faster than Cabela who was running without the ball.

Seeing the distance between the two people getting bigger and bigger, everyone clearly felt the strong pressure from "Mr. Billion"!

At this moment, no one will blame Cabela, because in the face of talent, hard work really seems so insignificant, this is the cruel reality!

It took Xia Qi only three seconds to rush to the front of Newcastle United's penalty area like a whirlwind.

At the same time, Lukaku and Sterling of the S L X combination also penetrated Newcastle United's penalty area like sharp swords in the middle and on the right side respectively.

"Manchester City fired three arrows in the frontcourt, this is a great opportunity!"

"Let's see how Xia Qi will handle this ball, whether he will shoot it himself or provide cover for his teammates..."

Newcastle United's defense was a little panicked at this time, and the defenders could not guess Xia Qi's intentions at all.

After witnessing his teammate Cabella being "eaten alive" by Xia Qi, Sissoko learned his lesson and did not dare to rush forward to steal the ball. He retreated step by step until right-back Janmaat appeared behind him, and then he dared to block Xia Qi in front of him.

At this moment, Xia Qi suddenly made a move, first to the left and then to the right, performing two consecutive "Messi Shoulder Drops", one real and one fake, in fact, two fakes, to break through the opponent.

Sissoko predicted that this was a feint, but he didn't dare not defend himself!

Afraid that Xia Qi would turn his fake play into reality,

I can only follow Xia Qi's slowing down, changing direction, speeding up, slowing down, changing direction again, speeding up again, and slowing down again...

Then, for a split second, he couldn't keep up with the rhythm, and the breakthrough that was supposed to be a fake move was actually wiped out by Xia Qi's "fake play for real"...

At that moment, Sissoko felt Cabela's bitterness.

Janmaat, who was defending Sissoko, did not dare to be negligent at all. At the moment when Xia Qi passed the ball, he rushed in front of Xia Qi.

However, Xia Qi, who was sprinting quickly, suddenly spiked the ball. Here it comes, a bad rhythm!

With this move, a passage only one foot wide appeared between Xia Qi and the goal.

At one end of the passage is Xia Qi and the football at his feet, and at the other end is Newcastle United goalkeeper Krul and the goal behind him.

Although the passage is not wide, it is not a problem to pass a ball!

However, this passage only lasts for a very short time. It will disappear as long as Janmaat rushes over or the central defender fills the position.

Shooting opportunities are always like this!

Fleeting!

As a striker, you must have a big heart, be decisive, and never hesitate.

Xia Qi didn't hesitate and immediately kicked!

His actions were extremely decisive!

The football roared like the engine of a sports car.

Shocking! Heart-stirring!

Krul's heart trembled suddenly. He looked for the football and saw only a streak of white shadows. He subconsciously waved in that direction, and it seemed as if he was saying hello to the football.

"Shoot!"

"The ball goes in! Krul doesn't have time to save it."

"Xia Qi was simply going crazy tonight, scoring four goals in the first half!"

"The barrel is hot! The barrel is hot!"

Krul looked at the football bouncing in the net behind him with a wry smile on his face.

The angle of this ball is actually very small. If you are prepared, you still have a good chance of catching it.

But Xia Qi suddenly kicked the ball in a split second, and the speed of the ball was so fast that he had no time to react... Krul also tasted Cabela's bitterness, and then he looked at Xia Qi blankly, thinking to himself: Is this the strength of the world's number one striker?

"4:0! Newcastle United only played well for 20 minutes..."

"Newcastle United must make some changes, otherwise a big defeat is inevitable."

At this moment, the live camera gave Alan Pardew a close-up just right.

In the camera, Alan Pardew's face was full of astonishment!

At the moment when Xia Qi shot, he was directing Williamson to make up for the defense, and at the same time asked Kolochini and Dumut to watch Lukaku and Sterling respectively.

In Alan Pardew's mind, and in the minds of many people, Xia Qi, who had not yet completely broken through Janmaat, had no chance of shooting.

At this moment, the other two members of the S L X group are in even greater danger.

If the two of them move like Xia Qi did before, it would be very easy to create a one-on-one opportunity.

Alan Pardew's command on the sidelines was quite standard and there was really nothing to blame. It can only be said that Xia Qi was too explosive in this game!

There was clearly no opportunity, but he still created it!

This is the strength of Shi Yifeng!

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In the stands,

Manchester City fans cheered in unison.

That violent dribble, that violent shot... these violent aesthetics make people's adrenaline rush and emotions become excited... This is a feeling that the fans in front of the TV will never be able to fully experience.

However, just as the concert was about to end,

Fans who are not satisfied with the song ask the singer to come back for more.

A minute later, shouts rang out in the Etihad Stadium: "A dragon! We want to see a dragon!"

Xia Qi just got past Cabela and Sissoko, two brothers in distress, which was far from enough to satisfy the excited fans. The fans felt that only a one-stop goal was worth the price of the ticket...

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As the first half was about to end,

Alan Pardew only arranged for the substitute players to warm up and did not adjust the tactics immediately.

Alan Pardew's instructions to the players on the field were simple: don't lose the ball again.

Newcastle United players have higher demands on themselves, and that is that they cannot be "eaten alive" by Xia Qi!

The "one-stop" shouted by Manchester City fans did not affect Xia Qi who was "hanging up with one button", but instead affected the Newcastle United players.

Rather than allowing Xia Qi to dribble past the defense, it would be a foul. This is Newcastle United's new tactic after the restart of the game.

In the last minute of regular time,

Xia Qi deliberately returned to the midfield to receive the ball, wanting to see if he could satisfy the fans' wishes.

The first breakthrough was very smooth. Cabela was indeed struggling to defend against Xia Qi. He was once again broken through by Xia Qi.

Sissoko will be a little better, but only a little better.

At least when he was defending Xia Qi, he still had a chance to reach out and grab Xia Qi's jersey. Unfortunately, Xia Qi had calculated all of this and dodged it.

However, when Xia Qi dribbled the ball into the penalty area and was about to pass Williamson, he was pulled down by the latter.

A huge sigh from the audience and the referee's whistle sounded at the same time.

Although Manchester City got a free kick in a very good position, the fans still booed loudly in dissatisfaction.

During this period of time, Xia Qi has been practicing free kicks.

So, he picked up the football without hesitation.

In front of Manchester City's goal, goalkeeper Joe Hart, who seemed to be "about to freeze", was chatting with captain Kompany.

"Isn't Xia Qi too greedy? He's already scored four goals and he's still taking the penalty kick?"

You know, De Bruyne is the top free kick taker in Manchester City, so captain Kompany was quite dissatisfied with Xia Qi's grabbing of the penalty.

Joe Hart could hear the dissatisfaction in Kompany's words. He had been serving as Kompany's free kick sparring partner for some time.

Naturally, he is well aware of Xia Qi's free throw success rate.

After rolling his eyes cleverly, he set a trap for Kompany: "Captain, let's make a bet!"

Kompany laughed and scolded: "Do you think everyone is as useless as you? I bet Xia Qi can score."

Joe Hart was stunned for a moment, this reversal came too sudden!

If you are optimistic about the opponent's goalkeeper, shouldn't you bet on Xia Qi not to score? Kompany gave Joe Hart a look that said "I'm not stupid"...

Front field,

Xia Qi placed the football, looked at the human wall carefully, exchanged opinions with his good friend De Bruyne, and then slowly retreated.

For this free kick, Xia Qi did not just leave it alone. After all, he had been training for so long and he really wanted to know what the effect would be.

The score of 4:0 gave him the opportunity to have some fun.

A whistle sounded, Xia Qi started to run, swung his legs, and shot!

The football flew into the air, spun inward, went around the outer edge of the human wall, flew behind the human wall and headed towards the upper far corner of the goal.

Inswing ball!

And it was inside the door frame!

Top left corner!

Krul made a quick judgment and made the most correct save.

He jumped up, stretched out his arms, and hit the football.

However, the football suddenly seemed to lose its flying power and fell to the ground.

Fake!

It turned out to be an elevator ball!

It turns out that this football, which seemed to be spinning inwards, was secretly given an outward spin by Xia Qi.

When the two forces cancel each other out in the air, the football loses its flying power and becomes an elevator ball.

Krull understood it now, but he couldn't change direction since he was already in the air. He could only try his luck and symbolically fished down...

The probability of catching the ball is really too low.

Lady Luck is wearing a blue jersey tonight!

The football fell to the ground and then bounced into the net.

5: 0!

Newcastle United suffered a major defeat!

Xia Qi scored five goals alone. He did not score a single goal, but he challenged a team alone.

At the side of the court, Guardiola squatted on the ground with his hands on his head. Just now he thought the goalkeeper would save Xia Qi's free kick.

Who would have thought that Xia Qi, this kid, was so mean and secretly added a spin.

Of course, it is precisely because of this hidden rotation that this ball is unbelievable to Guardiola.

Guardiola and the assistant coach looked at each other and shook their heads, indicating that they couldn't believe their eyes.

"How long has Xia Qi been training for free kicks?"

"Boss, you should have practiced more when you were at Arsenal. You can't develop such footwork in just one month."

Alan Pardew on the other side was completely defeated.

With players like this, Guardiola does have the confidence to be late and make harsh remarks.

Facing the omnipotent Xia Qi, Alan Pardew didn't know whether it was necessary to continue playing this ball?

Or, talk to Guardiola and ask him to let Xia Qi come out?

Alan Pardew wanted Xia Qi to clock out, but Manchester City fans were not happy about it. They still cheered for Xia Qi's wonderful goal first.

Then they continued to shout: "A dragon!" "Eat a dragon alive!"

Judging from the situation, if Xia Qi doesn’t perform a “one-stop” move tonight, there’s no point in thinking the game will be over.