Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

On that LED screen,

Xia Qi and Cabela appeared.

The two of them were seen walking slowly towards Sterling on the right road as if they were strolling in the garden.

Suddenly, Xia Qi jumped out like a rabbit.

Cabela, who was highly expected by Newcastle United at this time,

He just stood there blankly, without any reaction.

In fact, he still responded.

That was a look of astonishment!

Or,

Cabela used "expression defense" at that moment!

After seeing this scene, the Newcastle United players were so angry that their lungs were about to explode.

Before the game, head coach Alan Pardew specially arranged two people to defend Xia Qi, but Cabela and his team changed to one person on their own initiative.

It doesn't matter if one person is defending.

But shouldn't we be more focused?

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On the court, Cabela watched Xia Qi make a successful follow-up shot, feeling extremely regretful, and immediately raised his hand to signal that Xia Qi was offside.

However, the referee ignored it because from his perspective, everything was extremely clear.

Xia Qi's seemingly careless steps were actually a clever retreat from the offside position to behind the offside line. (Direction: directly in front of the goal.)

The referee pointed to the center circle and ruled that the goal was valid.

"Cabela is protesting. He complained that Xia Qi was offside."

At this moment, the LED screen immediately replayed the moment when Xia Qi took the lead.

At the moment Sterling raised his leg to shoot long, Cabela was standing in front of Xia Qi to defend him.

In other words, Xia Qi's seemingly casual steps were actually intended to lure Cabela in front of him.

When Sterling passed the ball, there was someone in front of Xia Qi. In this way, as long as he did not run before passing the ball, he would never be offside.

In the slow motion, Xia Qi started sprinting after Sterling shot, so he was indeed not offside.

"Obviously, this is a good shot!" said Teacher Zhang.

Seeing that the referee ignored him,

Cabela rushed directly to the referee.

The referee had a good temper and was not angry. Instead, he shook his head and explained something.

But Cabela couldn't accept this fact and kept chattering about something.

Alan Pardew on the sidelines couldn't stand it anymore, and he yelled at Cabela: "Shut up, Cabela! Do you want to get a card?"

"You should reflect on yourself! Instead of making excuses afterwards!"

Alan Pardew must be very angry. There was nothing wrong with his tactical arrangement. It was Cabella and Sissoko who were too clever for their own good and gave Xia Qi the opportunity.

After Manchester City broke their goal drought,

All Manchester City players breathed a sigh of relief, because the next game would be much easier to play.

Xia Qi's goal was, in a sense, a "charge" for Manchester City, and victory was just around the corner...

The game continues,

Newcastle United kick off.

Newcastle United, who had just conceded a goal, wanted to launch a quick attack.

After forward Perez knocked the ball to Kolbek, he rushed forward, and full-back Janmaat also rushed forward.

Xia Qi and De Bruyne saw through their opponent's intentions and both rushed towards Colback to prevent him from passing the ball forward.

Kolbek had no choice but to pass the ball back, and Xia Qi continued to press forward.

The defender Williamson who received the ball did not dare to let the ball stay under his feet for too long, and the ball was passed to the left side.

After receiving the ball, Anita rushed to the sideline and was tackled by Yaya Toure when he passed him.

The referee saw that although Anita did not pass the ball, the ball he dribbled still fell into the feet of the Newcastle United players.

Adhering to the principle of "offense is advantageous", there was no whistle to interrupt the game.

But the next second, Perez, who received the ball, was immediately tackled by Kompany who rushed out of the penalty area.

This is a good ball!

There was immediate warm applause in the Etihad Stadium for the hardworking captain.

The ball landed at Fernandinho's feet and Manchester City began to counterattack.

Fernandinho made a long pass.

The ball flew to the front of Newcastle United's penalty area, and the center forward Lukaku was at the top of the arc.

at this time,

He turned his back to the goal and jumped high to pass the ball to Xia Qi.

Newcastle United central defender Coloccini, who was defending Lukaku, jumped up to compete for the header with Lukaku at the same time.

Lukaku is tall, and Coloccini knows that he cannot compete with Lukaku. The two had competed last season, and Coloccini knows where Lukaku's "weak spot" is.

In the air, Coloccini stretched out his "little black hand" and secretly scratched Lukaku's "itchy flesh".

This is very "unethical" but the effect is amazing.

Lukaku was laughing so hard in the air that he bent over, and naturally he couldn't touch the ball. Kolocini also failed to head the ball because he attacked Lukaku.

The football passed over the heads of the two men and fell into the penalty area behind them.

However, at this moment, another blue lightning rushed in and chased the football.

"Chance!"

The commentator, Mr. Zhan, shouted!

Newcastle United goalkeeper Krul also hurriedly left the goal.

The football falls,

It hasn't hit the ground yet.

Xia Qi stretched out his right foot and gently kicked the ball, which passed accurately through the gap between goalkeeper Krul's outstretched right leg and right arm.

The precision doesn't seem to be produced by padding with the foot, but rather like being hit with a baseball bat.

The ball was too fast for Krul to intercept, all he could do now was "Kahn Roar!"

"Kahn Roar!" is a skill of the goalkeeper. When facing a one-on-one shot, a "Kahn Roar!" can often break the hearts of the forwards and make them miss the one-on-one shot!

But this roar was useless to Xia Qi!

Xia Qi caught up with the ball without any hesitation and shot it.

Scored twice!

After more than twenty difficult minutes, Xia Qi finally scored a goal!

There were three minutes and twenty-eight seconds between the two goals!

"Good shot! Xia Qi opened the goal valve..."

Cabela, who was defending Xia Qi, jumped up again, raised his arms and shouted, "Offside! This time it's really offside!"

But his teammates did not raise any objection to the goal. They spread their hands to Cabela, looking helpless.

Especially Williamson, one of the two central defenders, when he partnered with Coloccini and Lukaku to compete for the header,

They only focused on whether the two could head the ball, thus ignoring Xia Qi who was hiding in the dark.

Didn't notice the offside line and didn't move level with his teammates.

When Xia Qi emerged from the shadows, Williamson was the main reason why Xia Qi was not offside.

Williamson clasped his hands together and said to his teammates: I was wrong, I'm sorry everyone!

After watching the replay, Cabela could only shake her head and accept the fact.

On the pitch, Newcastle United coach Alan Pardew understood.

There must be a bird's-eye view of the stadium in Xia Qi's mind. The decision on whether he is offside or not is not made by the linesman but by Xia Qi!

He is more professional than the linesman!

When defending a player like this, the players cannot make any mistakes.

Which bookmaker said that Inzaghi would have no market now? His goal tally would be reduced by half?

Look at Xia Qi tonight, is she blushing?

Manchester City 2:0 Newcastle United!

Completely activating the Etihad Stadium, the "Song of Prince Etihad" is not floating in the stadium but floating in the sky...

Manchester City fans' enthusiasm was infectious for nine days

Many fans pumped their fists and shouted: "I feel the joy of the Gunners!"

When you are anxious, confused, and desperate, you can always trust Xia Qi!

This is the joy of a shooter!

It is also the confidence of Gunners fans!

Now, this confidence "returns to its original owner!"

Then the music started playing and the dancing started. Then the "Song of Prince Ittihad" was sung.

After seeing Xia Qi score twice, Guardiola could finally sit back in the coaching booth with peace of mind. However, before sitting back in the coaching booth,

He gestured to the players on the field, reminding them that they still owed him a goal.

For this game, he wanted a three-goal victory!

My Premier League debut has to be perfect!

After the game resumed, Newcastle United completely lost their edge and were quickly intercepted by Manchester City, who launched a counterattack.

Alan Pardew knew that the "psychological chicken soup" he fed to the players before the game had worn off.

Now, all the team members live in fear of Xia Qi, the "big devil".

Alan Pardew's encouragement on the sidelines was of no use at all. All this was due to Cabela's stupidity...

on the field,

Manchester City continues to bombard!

The players wanted to take advantage of Xia Qi's two goals to completely defeat Newcastle United.

"...Xia Qi scored twice, Newcastle United strengthened their defense against him...If Manchester City wants to secure the victory as soon as possible,

Then other players must also perform well. In fact, other players now have much more opportunities than Xia Qi..."

What Teacher Zhang said makes a lot of sense.

Xia Qi was double-teamed again, and his teammates indeed had much more opportunities than him.

The Manchester City players on the field also knew this, and they played more actively.

Lukaku's running became more active, attacking Newcastle United's defense again and again, threatening Newcastle United's goal with the ball many times, and becoming the most handsome guy on the field!

Fans also whispered: "Lukaku's positioning is good! But his footwork is too abstract!"

"If Xia Qi was given these three chances, he could have scored at least one goal!"

"Forget it! We can't rely on Xia Qi alone, right?"

Lukaku was anxious to score a goal.

Manchester City fans are worried about him...

Alan Pardew was also anxious, of course he was not anxious for Manchester City, but for himself.

At this point, the situation on the field has completely favored Manchester City. Just now, the LED on the sidelines displayed the ball possession rate of both teams:

Manchester City: 72%,

Newcastle United: 28%.

Manchester City leads in goals and possession. No matter how you look at this game, Newcastle United is doomed.

But Alan Pardew continued to pray to God in his heart, hoping that the Lord could perform a miracle and allow Newcastle United to turn the tide!

Who says you can win by having a high ball possession rate?

Then, isn't Barcelona invincible?

Who says leading by two goals means victory?

sorry!

Please learn about the Miracle of Istanbul!

Just as Alan Pardew bowed his head and prayed devoutly to God, he heard the cheers of the home fans.

"Come on! Xia!"

"Fuck! I love you so much, Xia!"

"Go ahead! Xia, I don't like fast boys, except you..."

"Xia, I want to give birth to a baby for you!"

What kind of talk about tigers and wolves?

Alan Pardew was so scared that he interrupted his prayer and looked up at the court in horror...

In sight,

Xia Qi is dribbling the ball and breaking through at high speed.

Cabela in front of him was nowhere to be seen, and the one defending Xia Qi was Newcastle United's central defender Williamson.

Facing Xia Qi's continuous advance, Williamson didn't dare to kick at all, and was forced to retreat step by step by Xia Qi's pressure...

Fake squid!

Why is it another one-on-one shot?

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Xia Qi's solo attack started from the midfield.

At that time, Kolback and Anita made a mistake when they were playing against the wall.

The pass after hitting the wall was predicted by Yaya Toure and intercepted.

This should have been an attack by Newcastle United, as both full-backs had already advanced to assist.

At this time, Yaya Toure intercepted.

You can imagine how deadly it is.

Seeing Yaya Toure successfully grab the ball, Lukaku in the front field immediately rushed forward.

In football, the early bird catches the worm. His sprint disrupted Newcastle United's defense.

A gap appeared on his left.

Yaya Toure was also smart. Instead of passing the ball to Lukaku who was reaching out for the ball, he passed it into the empty space.

Cabela and Sissoko carried Xia Qi on their left and right, but when Xia Qi started to speed up, the two were carried by Xia Qi and flew backwards.

Tanks attack!

Greetings from Majin Buu!

Cabela and Sissoko ate a "surprise" and prevented a loneliness,

Xia Qi rushed into the gap, and Williamson had no choice but to give up defending Lukaku and defend Xia Qi instead.

So the scene that Alan Pardew saw when he looked up appeared.

At this time, the Etihad Stadium was already filled with cheers like a tsunami...

All Manchester City fans stood up, waving everything they could in their hands, and cheered for Xia Qi in unison!

The other Newcastle players also quickly returned to defense... They hoped that their teammates who stayed behind could buy them a few seconds.

In a few seconds, they can rebuild a new line of defense.

Although Lukaku looks simple and honest like the not very smart "Guo Jing", in fact, his football IQ is quite high.

He saw Xia Qi playing one-on-one against Williamson, and he was originally going to break through to the right,

He immediately changed direction, trying to get behind Williamson and get the ball.

His plan was very successful, but unfortunately the other central defender, Koloczni, did not give him a chance. Koloczni stuck close to him.

Without space, Xia Qi certainly wouldn't pass the ball to him.

Although Xia Qi did not plan to cooperate with Lukaku, he still braked suddenly, flicked the ball and raised his leg.

Make a fake pass.

When Williamson changed direction to intercept, Xia Qi slammed the ball in the opposite direction and changed direction...

Seeing this scene, Williamson's uneasy heart finally calmed down. When Xia Qi made the pass, Williamson knew that this matter was not that simple.

So he had some spare energy.

really,

Xia Qi changed his tactics!

Haha!

I predicted your prediction.

Williamson quickly changed direction and stretched his legs.

But when he stretched his legs, Xia Qi didn't kick the football out.

This means that Xia Qi failed to break through after changing direction.

Instead, he kicked the ball directly!

I predicted and you predicted my prediction!

Williamson was waiting for Xia Qi on the third floor, while Xia Qi was waiting for him in the atmosphere.

The football passed Williamson, drew the letter "C" and went straight into the far corner of the goal.

"Hit the door!"

Amidst Teacher Zhan's exclamation,

Krull quickly jumped sideways, his posture was very graceful, his body stretched out wide,

But still couldn't touch the football.

"Dead corner!"

"An absolute blind spot!"

Krul's save was perfect. If he couldn't save the ball, it must be an absolute physical blind spot.

Manchester City fans behind Newcastle United's goal couldn't wait to raise their arms and cheer.

In their vision, it was clear that the ball would go in.

Sure enough, the football passed through Krul's fingertips and finally went into the goal.

"The ball is in!"

"Xia Qi completed a hat trick in just 12 minutes! After scoring the first goal in the 22nd minute of the game, Xia Qi completed his first hat trick of the season in the next 12 minutes!"

"It seems that the World Cup has not had much impact on him..."