Classmate Li Zhuangsheng doesn’t want to be reborn

"Well...the correct pronunciation of the following is...the one with no grammatical errors is...well...fortunately it's not difficult..."

The first session of Zhou practice was Chinese. Li Zhuangsheng supported his body and reluctantly answered the questions.

Chinese is the subject with the lowest threshold, and even Li Zhuangsheng, who has graduated for many years, can handle it.

After solving the first few multiple-choice questions, I still remember the filling in the blanks of the following poems, but I can’t write some words. This is also the dilemma that some online authors face in reality. They can type quickly on the keyboard, but they often stumble when actually writing.

If Li Zhuangsheng had not prepared for the civil service examination and picked up a pen again, he might not even be able to hold a pen now.

Subsequent reading of classical Chinese, appreciation and translation of vernacular Chinese were no problem. Ten years later, he would be able to barely read the original texts of ancient books that had been edited. However, the scoring points for high school classical Chinese translation are relatively rigid, and points will be deducted if some words are not translated accurately. Although Li Zhuangsheng could understand the meaning of the entire classical Chinese essay, he felt that he would not get full marks...

In any case, it has been going well so far, and Li Zhuangsheng also felt arrogant about it.

Haha, if I don’t know math, how can I still know Chinese? I’m a person who only eats words!

However, reading comprehension soon gave him a blow.

Appreciate the expressive features of the underlined sentences in the article... Well, what are expressive features?

Briefly summarize the character traits of xxx in the article...just cheerful, perseverance, what else?

What role does the last paragraph of the article play in the article... Hiss, is the full text of the leader or something? How should I answer?

Please explore the profound meaning that this article wants to convey... huh? How do I know!

A set of combo punches instantly knocked Li Zhuangsheng into disgrace, but he could only grit his teeth and fill up the empty space, and then move on to the next reading comprehension article... He was also in a mess after finishing it.

Finally it was the composition's turn, and Li Zhuangsheng felt that he could finally feel proud again.

I have written essays, although that was two years ago...but I am still a starting point writer who joined the Provincial Writers Association. Do you understand the value of professional counterparts? Isn't writing a piece of cake?

Let me write a touching story that will shock everyone. Maybe it will be posted for all the teachers and students in the school to admire and study! Before he even started writing, Li Zhuangsheng's heart was full of enthusiasm, his face was radiant, and his sleepiness in the morning was much relieved.

But forty minutes later, Li Zhuangsheng, who had filled up the essay grid, suddenly noticed something was wrong.

Wait, are the eight hundred words used up? Why do I feel like I just wrote the beginning... Wait a minute, why is the writing so watery? The whole article is useless nonsense... Oh oh oh, I forgot, I write online articles!

Li Zhuangsheng suddenly remembered his own job. Compared with writing stories, word count was his professional skill. It’s just over 800 words, isn’t it easy to get over it?

After taking a break from the Chinese test, Li Zhuangsheng was most afraid of facing mathematics.

It is known that the minimum positive period of the function f (x) = xxxxx is xx, then the value of the positive number is... No.

Evaluate xxxx plus xxxx...I don’t understand

It is known that tana is -2, then the value of xxxxxxx is... What are the definitions of tan, cos, and sin?

Li Zhuangsheng turned over the math test paper over and over with despair on his face, and finally filled in two blanks. He thought he could probably get five to ten points... Well, there are always five points!

Is this my limit? Do you dare to let me be reborn and go back to elementary school? If I go back to elementary school, I will definitely suppress all enemies in the world!

Li Zhuangsheng sighed and lowered his head, scribbling on the scratch paper, pretending to be calculating, and pretending to be a fool among the students who were answering the questions seriously.

He also knew that he could not pretend for long. Teacher Fan, the invigilator, walked back and forth in the class, and soon he would find that he had actually filled in nothing...

"Li Zhuangsheng, is Li Zhuangsheng here?"

Following the sound of hurried footsteps, Principal Xingpeng appeared in a hurry at the door of Class 13, Grade .

……

"Hey, isn't that your partner?"

Xie Jiangqing smiled and pointed to a boy standing in a daze beside the basketball court in the distance.

"Who is he?"

Hu Mengdie frowned slightly. She had never seen this person before and didn't know why Xie Jiangqing mentioned him.

"He is Li Xiuyu's brother."

"What does Li Xiuyu's brother... have to do with me?"

Hu Mengdie had heard of Li Xiuyu before and had met him a few times from a distance. Like her, the other party became famous during military training in high school.

She is indeed a very beautiful girl, and she is even nicknamed the "school sweetheart" because of her coyote face... In other words, her brother seems to be somewhat similar to her.

Xie Jiangqing said meaningfully, with a touch of teasing: "Her brother's name is Li Zhuangsheng, the Zhuangsheng of Zhuangsheng Mengdie..."

"Ok?"

Hu Mengdie was startled for a moment, then nodded with an "I see" expression.

Xie Jiangqing winked and joked further with a smile: "You said it was a coincidence or not, do you feel like you are destined? When you hear these names, they are a match made in heaven!"

"Don't talk nonsense."

Hu Mengdie rolled her eyes at Xie Jiangqing angrily, and couldn't help but cast a curious look at Li Zhuangsheng.

It was the big break before evening self-study. Students left the cafeteria in small groups, and the boys who occupied the basketball court were enjoying their youth on the court.

But Li Zhuangsheng seemed to be an anomaly. After dinner, he neither returned to work nor played ball. He just stood on the edge of the basketball court and playground, staring at the setting sun in a daze.

The sunset on this day was indeed particularly beautiful. The sky was like a burning fire, and the setting sun burned through the clouds. The cumulus clouds seemed to be wrapped in fire, burning out the edges of golden threads, like a magnificent brocade.

Gradually, the fire went out, and the distant skyline turned into a charming and deep purple ribbon... and the sky dimmed.

Li Zhuangsheng stared at all this blankly. The evening breeze slightly lifted his bangs, and his eyes seemed to be reflecting the light of fire.

There’s also the artistic conception, Hu Mengdie said in her heart. It seems that he is really the Zhuangzi who is wandering around and seems to be awake but not awake.

This was the first time the two met during the first semester of high school. Hu Mengdie silently remembered this boy because of this peculiar name and this wonderful picture.

Of course, that's all.

Life in high school was fulfilling and busy, and Hu Mengdie quickly left this mediocre boy behind. Only occasionally when I pass each other on the road, I will say in my heart, "He is Li Xiuyu's brother, Li Zhuangsheng."

If Xie Jiangqing or several other close friends were there, they would still snicker and tease her: "Isn't this your partner?"

Every time she heard this, Hu Mengdie would stare helplessly. But she won't be offended by it. After all, it's just a little joke among friends, and the last few people will just laugh and make a fuss.

Later, when she got a real boyfriend, she rarely heard this joke anymore, so she never really got to know Li Zhuangsheng.

When she was in high school, she didn't know what would happen between them in the future. In her mind, Li Zhuangsheng was just a schoolmate who had a slight impression of him.

Enthusiastic, easily shy, and a little bit unlucky.

Hu Mengdie's impression of his enthusiasm came from one early morning when her father drove her to school and stopped at a red light. She was sitting in the car and happened to see a junior high school student riding a bicycle in the wrong direction and bumped into Li Zhuangsheng's battery car. .