Classmate Li Zhuangsheng doesn’t want to be reborn

Li Zhuangsheng never dreamed that one day he would see Hu Mengdie again like this.

So when the other party walked into the private room of the restaurant, Li Zhuangsheng's first reaction was, did she go to the wrong place?

When Li Zhuangsheng was in high school, the movie "Those Years" had been released for a year or two. Even in their small county in northern Jiangsu, it had already become popular. At that time, most of the boys' MP4 players or mobile phones had a smiling Shen Jiayi. .

Hu Mengdie is Shen Jiayi from Xingpeng Middle School.

She is the white moonlight and cinnabar mole of boys. Even if they have not had a crush on her, they will always remember the dancing, youthful figure on the podium.

Just like even if you don't specifically stop to admire the moon that day, you can see its beauty at any time as long as you look up occasionally.

Hu Mengdie sat opposite Li Zhuangsheng with a smile, and Li Zhuangsheng couldn't help but blush.

After so many years of blind dating, he felt that he had experienced many battles. I am already familiar with the set of procedures of "chatting - checking out - adding friends - leaving", and I am confident that I can survive the collapse of the mountain without changing my appearance. No matter who the other party is, I can complete the process calmly.

But today, he seemed to have become a "young boy" on his first blind date again.

Hu Mengdie didn't seem to remember him. The brief encounter when they were students was a turmoil that only belonged to Li Zhuangsheng.

The two introduced each other. Li Zhuangsheng said that I graduated from Xingpeng Middle School in 15. Hu Mengdie smiled and said, What a coincidence, so do I. Li Zhuangsheng said, Oh, by the way, my name is Li Zhuangsheng. Hu Mengdie nodded, so you are Li Xiuyu's brother. Li Zhuangsheng quickly laughed at himself, "Yes, yes, I am Li Xiaocao's brother Li Yecao."

When Hu Mengdie heard this self-deprecation, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh. Li Zhuangsheng saw that he made others laugh, so he also laughed twice, feeling that he was quite powerful.

The opening ceremony, as usual, was a greeting between the mothers of both parties. Chen Lanying said that your daughter is so beautiful, and the other party said that your son is also very upright. Chen Lanying's mother-in-law said: Don't look at our son like this. He has never dated anyone since he was a child. He is very honest! The other party said that our daughter only had a relationship when she was in school, and she has been staying at home for the past two years...

The two's talkativeness relieved Li Zhuangsheng's embarrassment to a great extent. He sat on the table neatly, with his arms folded, like a primary school student in class, searching for a topic to chat with Hu Mengdie for a while.

I really regret it. If I had known this, I should have done some homework in advance. In fact, Li Zhuangsheng has saved a series of posts or videos such as "How to Chat with Girls", but he has been too lazy to read them before. If I knew that I would meet Hu Mengdie one day, I would not let myself fall into the dilemma of "I only hate the book when I use it".

Mom, why didn’t you tell me the girl’s name in advance?

After the warm-up, the mothers left as usual, leaving only Li Zhuangsheng who spent all his life's knowledge chatting with Hu Mengdie.

Hu Mengdie was not enthusiastic at first, but she was very polite and answered basically without making Li Zhuangsheng too embarrassed. She even took the initiative to find some topics to talk about.

Li Zhuangsheng scratched his head and thought that the other party might be more interested in Li Xiuyu, so he complained about all the "bullying" Li Xiuyu had done to him on weekdays.

After the blind date meeting, the two added WeChat, and Li Zhuangsheng mustered up the courage to invite someone to watch a movie for the first time. Of course, it was just watching the movie and nothing else happened.

Li Zhuangsheng hurriedly picked up the tickets. When he turned around, he saw that the other party had already bought popcorn and was waiting for him.

After returning home, Li Zhuangsheng reviewed his performance during the day alone and found that he could only use the word "stupid" to describe himself.

Whether it is the content of his conversation or his behavior, he vividly portrays an idiot who has not spoken to a girl for eight hundred years.

Realizing this, Li Zhuangsheng rolled around on the bed in pain, wishing he could strangle his idiot self to death. But fortunately, after Chen Lanying came back, she actually said that the woman had a good impression of him.

This is actually Chen Lanying's consistent rhetoric. It seems that every girl who goes on a blind date with Li Zhuangsheng falls in love with him at first sight, all that is needed is Li Zhuangsheng's own finishing touch.

But people are always willing to believe what they believe. Originally, Li Zhuangsheng always thought that this was just Chen Lanying's "incitement", but now it has become the belief and motivation to encourage Li Zhuangsheng.

Li Zhuangsheng began to take the initiative to contact Hu Mengdie. Before this, he would never do such a thing. Being too proactive with girls would make people feel ashamed, just like "scheming evil" towards others, more like those "licking dogs" he mocked on the Internet. ".

But when the target is Hu Mengdie, a little licking doesn't seem to be unacceptable. Besides, what does licking mean? Didn’t they say they have a good impression of me?

In fact, under normal circumstances, Li Zhuangsheng would not dare to get involved with a girl of Hu Mengdie's level... Self-knowledge is a valuable quality of human beings.

Why did he become bold... Because at that time, he was taking the public examination under the supervision of his family and passed the written examination.

This gave him great courage.

The two of them really don't have the same hobbies. Hu Mengdie doesn't understand the second dimension, has no sense of history, and doesn't understand politics. She was not the perfect soul mate in Li Zhuangsheng's mind at all.

But fuck soulmates, who cares?

Is there anyone really stupid enough to want a soul mate with whom they can talk about everything?

With such unrealistic thoughts, he suggested reopening as soon as possible to see if he could travel to his favorite second dimension.

Perhaps because she had a really good impression of Li Zhuangsheng, Hu Mengdie did not object to continued contact with Li Zhuangsheng. When Li Zhuangsheng plucked up the courage to ask someone out to play, the other person actually agreed.

Things went very smoothly, so smoothly that Li Zhuangsheng even felt surprised. For a loser like himself to be able to date a beautiful girl, both his courage and ability were far beyond the limits of Li Zhuangsheng's previous imagination.

After about two or three months of contact, the two officially started dating.

They came out of the movie that day and while they were still in the mall, Hu Mengdie bought two scratch-off tickets from the ticket vending machine and gave one to Li Zhuangsheng with a smile.

Li Zhuangsheng kept beating the drum in his heart, playing with the scratch-off music, secretly saying that he would confess his love if he won the prize.

In the end, he really won. In the twenty-one lottery, he won exactly twenty.

Li Zhuangsheng said that I had won the lottery. Hu Mengdie took the lottery ticket from his hand with a little surprise. Li Zhuangsheng looked at her side face, his head was hot, and he said boldly, does this count as a relationship for us?

Hu Mengdie's smile instantly solidified, holding the lottery ticket in her hand, curling up slightly.

Li Zhuangsheng immediately regretted it. He felt that what he said was not beautiful enough. How could he be so hasty and careless about the occasion?

Time seemed to be paused. This moment was extremely long and uncomfortable.

Li Zhuangsheng's face suddenly became hot. If the other party had said something to refuse, he would have found a crack in the ground to hide in shame, or left with his tail between his legs like a defeated dog without looking back.

For a moment, Hu Mengdie pursed her lips and smiled and said, um, okay.

No matter how many times he recalled it, Li Zhuangsheng always considered this moment to be the pinnacle of his life. Even if I was sure that I had successfully landed a few days ago, I was not as ecstatic as today.

Meng Jiao's poem appeared in his mind at the right time: In the past, his nastiness was not something to be praised, but now his dissolute thoughts have no limit. The spring breeze brings joy to the horse's hoofs, and I can see all the flowers in Chang'an in one day!

After the interview a few days ago, Li Zhuangsheng thought he was out of luck. It was as he expected at first. Even though he prepared extremely carefully and asked his father, who had previously despised his associate subject, for help with tutoring, his score after the interview was still only ranked third.

Unexpectedly, for the first time in more than 20 years, the goddess of luck favored him like this. The two people in front of him gave up due to various reasons, but he actually succeeded in one attempt!

After learning the news, he happily shared it with Hu Mengdie as soon as possible, and the other party quickly expressed congratulations to him.

In the words of Mr. Qian Zhongshu, this public establishment is like the leaf on the lower body of Adam and Eve, which can cover up the shame and hide the shame. A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance, and stupidity.

Even a timid and timid abandoned house like Li Zhuangsheng can actually have the courage to confess to the goddess with this.