Classmate Li Zhuangsheng doesn’t want to be reborn

In the first two years after graduation, Li Zhuangsheng neither took the public examination nor had a job. He just wrote novels at home and received thousands of yuan in unstable royalties every month.

He always felt that it was very embarrassing for him to go on a blind date, not only because of his social fear, but more importantly, in his eyes, it was more like a disguised humiliation.

He can only find a partner through blind dates, as if he admits that he is a defective product who has failed in the free love market. When he is desperate, he can only rely on blind dates to find a partner... Especially since he has zero love experience, this is even more difficult for him in the marriage market. Proof of no value or advantage at all. I can't refute it even if I want to.

Li Zhuangsheng would sit awkwardly in a booth in the restaurant every time he went on a blind date, listening to the laughter of both mothers' mothers. He felt like a pig being dragged to be weighed and judged. And he was really not a high-quality big fat pig, and he felt uncomfortable every second.

Every time at this time, Li Zhuangsheng would be in a daze, imagining the scenery of the male protagonist in his novel, as if the hero's scenery was his own scenery. He was immersed in this false fantasy to pass the embarrassing time. .

It is often said that the essence of blind date is to let the boy who is least able to get girls to get the girls who are most difficult to get. It would definitely be biased to make such an absolute statement, but Li Zhuangsheng is indeed the type who is least able to deal with girls.

Since childhood, Li Zhuangsheng has never had any experience in dating girls, although he can communicate with the opposite sex on a basic level without any barriers. But once he realizes that he has some unspeakable purpose towards him, he can only do it and doesn't know how to have a conversation.

It seems that he is doing something shameful and has evil intentions towards others. He is at a morally disadvantageous position from the beginning.

Chen Lanying, who knows her son's socially fearful personality, will personally take the lead in every blind date, and first invites the other person's mother and daughter to have a four-way meeting. Of course, this period of time is mainly the home court for the mothers of both parties. They talk and laugh and try their best to heat up the atmosphere. They leave when they feel they are done, leaving the two people on a blind date for "in-depth communication."

But this thoughtful arrangement is completely meaningless to Li Zhuangsheng. He will not become bold because of it, nor will he become familiar with the woman because of it. Still looking for something to talk about awkwardly.

After it's over, I habitually pay the bill, add WeChat messages politely, and finally go back to each house. As long as the other party doesn't take the initiative, I won't contact him again.

Sometimes Chen Lanying gets anxious and orders Li Zhuangsheng to take the initiative to chat with the woman. Li Zhuangsheng will send a happy holiday to the woman nearby, and the other party will usually reply politely with a happy holiday.

Li Zhuangsheng used this to say that he had "talked" with the woman. Of course, as expected, he would be scolded by Chen Lanying again.

He knows that his conditions will not arouse much interest in the woman, and his appearance will not bring any dazzling expectations or surprises to the woman.

Ordinary appearance, average height, average income, but still clumsy-tongued and timid. The only advantage is probably that the family conditions are considered middle-class in a small county, and that's the limit.

Don't tell others, even if you are a girl, you will not have any idea of ​​wanting to know more about such a man.

Therefore, Li Zhuangsheng never takes the initiative, not because he sees through the world at a young age, but because he knows what level he is.

In fact, Li Zhuangsheng knew that all this was not unchangeable. At least he could become humorous and thick-skinned. At least men and women did not value appearance so much when they were students.

He just doesn't want to bear the failure and embarrassment he may face in the process. He would rather bury himself in the second dimension.

So when he graduated from college, he suddenly realized that he was of the age to get married even though he was not ready yet. It seems like just taking a nap, youth is gone in a flash.

For those who cannot find a partner on campus surrounded by girls of the same age, it will only become more difficult outside campus. It seems that everyone has become an "adult". Before dating, they will calmly evaluate all the external conditions of the other party and weigh the pros and cons.

It wasn't a relationship, it was an interview.

As a severe Internet addict, Li Zhuangsheng learns about the world through the Internet every day. He found that girls' requirements for boys are becoming more and more specific and realistic. Girls just like handsome guys who are 1.8 meters tall and have abs. Girls just like trendy guys who are sweet-talking, rich and flirtatious. Girls will not have the slightest pity for a licking dog they don't like, they will only be bored.

Of course, guys like pretty girls too, so that's fair enough.

But if that's the case, why should you pursue a girl? What should you do if you are rejected? How ridiculous would it be to be one of those people who is exposed as a licker? How embarrassing would it be to be thought that a toad wants to eat swan meat?

Oh, now there is a new word called Pu Xin Nan.

People must first humiliate themselves, and then others will humiliate them.

Therefore, if you don't pursue, you won't be rejected; if you don't fall in love, you won't be hurt; if you don't love, you won't be let down.

Perfect logical closed loop.

Although it is the self-comfort of a coward, Li Zhuangsheng knows it well, but he is willing to hide in his comfort zone.

At least it's safe in this circle.

Besides, people will grow.

At first, Li Zhuangsheng emphasized at home that he was a non-marriage person, and threatened that there was no need to get married. He said that the bride price was feudal dross and he would never give it to him. He also shared numerous cases in the family group from time to time, such as the woman cheating on the house and the bride price, so he often The mixed doubles were brutally beaten by the parents.

Two years later, Li Zhuangsheng was able to say very frankly, "It's not that I don't want to talk, but because no one is interested in it, so let's just stop talking." "What? The person on the blind date thinks I'm good, so why doesn't she come and take the initiative to talk to me?" What are you talking about, you are trying to lie to me again", "I don't know how to chase a girl, go up and lick her? That would be too embarrassing" and many other blatant truths.

Li Zhuangsheng believes that strong adaptability is the key factor for human beings to develop to this day.

After a person has been alone for a long time, he becomes too lazy to move. It seems that everything becomes unimportant, such as love, the future, and major life events... Hey, let's just leave it like that.

When he wasn't writing novels, he would check his phone and play on the computer. When he got bored, he would ask Li Xiuyu to go out to watch movies and eat. This happens day after day.

Like a pig in captivity, it has no desires and no future. He ate and slept in the pig pen, and he grunted when he felt pain, but he comforted himself with the poem "I drink and sing and spend my days in vain, and I am so domineering that I am the hero."

Although he occasionally reflects that such a life is really meaningless, all he gets in return is intermittent hard work and continuous flatness.

If a frog is soaked in warm water for a long time, it will become more and more sluggish. The biggest resistance is nothing more than gnashing your teeth in hatred and muttering a few curse words under the text video showing affection.

But fortunately, he is not alone, at least he has Li Xiuyu.

Li Zhuangsheng once thought that one day he would make money by writing novels, so he would take Li Xiuyu on a trip across the country, but she never had a partner anyway.

However, this matter has always been in the planning stage in my mind, and I have not told anyone. After all, I have never made much money.

Sometimes he feels a sense of urgency. After all, Li Xiuyu will get married and have children in the future, and then he will have to travel alone.

Maybe it would be more miserable if I was alone...Forget it, that would be a long time later.

Li Zhuangsheng often fantasizes about his ideal partner at night. His interests are highly overlapping. He likes animation, history, politics, and his three views must be completely consistent... The most important thing is that there must be pure love between them, not based on various Reality and calculation. That is the soul match.

And those who are reduced to the stage of blind date, the most important thing is the actual conditions. Evaluate and rate each other

Why? Why?

All the nerds who like Qianzheng are like this. While they claim to be firm materialists, they scorn the gods and Buddhas all over the sky, while at the same time they idealistically long for the love that only exists in works of art.

I want a soul mate that is almost impossible to exist and belongs only to me.

Until he met Hu Mengdie.