Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

【Ding! Next play "Wake up and swap souls with Paimon?" 》】

【Ding! Since Travelers and Paimon appear too many times, no rewards will be given this time]

[Ying: What you said, can you blame me for having so many appearances? And isn’t it normal for a protagonist to appear a lot? 】

[Kaia: Correction, the protagonist is particularly good at causing trouble]

[Miko Yae: The protagonist who is either wanted or on the road to being wanted]

[Xiaogong: What the Lord Palace Secretary said makes sense]

[Shikanoin Heizo: Then the traveler has become the mouth of God and emergency food? 】

[Paimon: Paimon is not the Mouth of God, let alone emergency food]

[Ying: Nothing will go wrong this time, right? For example, can't I change it back? 】

[System: I swear by my dead seniors, I can definitely get them back this time]

[Kaia: If your seniors knew about it, they would probably crawl out of the coffin in anger]

[System: Impossible, I know what to do]

[Yan Fei: Good guy, whoever becomes your senior is really unlucky]

【Ding! Let’s start the performance. The guests for this performance are: Traveler, Paimon, Gan Yu, Xiang Ling, Yae Shenzi, Nasida, King Slime, Qiu Qiu Ren]

[Paimon: Wait, what the hell is King Slime?]

[System: Start transmitting! 】

...

Naruto Shrine

"So... when you wake up, you will find that your souls have been exchanged?"

Paimon complained: "It's all the stupid traveler's fault for listening to the lies in the "Real Psychic Detection Notes", saying that according to this spell, praying can definitely enter the soul. As a result, the Grass God did not respond to the summons, but instead Our souls have been exchanged."

The traveler possessed by Paimon said: "Then who said yesterday that I want to pray for endless mola and fried pork with honey-sauce carrots?"

Yae Shenzi on the side was also amused by the pair of living treasures. He stepped forward and threatened: "This strange spell, I don't know when it will be eliminated. One day? One year? Or forever?"

"Besides, if ordinary people know about your soul exchange, maybe... this curse will never be broken."

Yae Shenzi's words made the traveler and Paimon tremble. The traveler thought that if he kept Paimon's body, how could he find a wife?

Paimon's idea is that the travelers were originally responsible for their own food and clothing, but now he has to feed them. How can he sleep peacefully?

...

Liyue streets

Paimon, the sword holder, walked step by step with difficulty using the traveler's artifact, the edgeless sword, perhaps because he was not used to walking on his feet.

"Hey, Paimon, oh no, Traveler, you're tired after just a few steps. It's really too bad." The Traveler flying in the air complained.

Paimon snorted coldly and said, "Don't be proud, you have to tie a rope and let me hold you, otherwise you would have..."

Before Paimon could finish his words, he tripped over the stone under his feet and subconsciously loosened the rope in his hand.

"Oops, I can't control my body!"

The traveler who lost the rope, because he could not grasp the center of gravity, ran rampant in the air, scurrying all over the map.

Yaegamiko who was tasting fried tofu was deeply affected, as was the little Lucky Grass King Sumeru who was reading the newspaper in the toilet.

It is worth mentioning that the travelers also took away newspapers.

As he flew faster and faster, the traveler bumped into Gan Yu's arms, and Gan Yu was knocked unconscious by the sudden attack.

Soon after, both parties woke up from their coma, staring at each other with big eyes.

"Hey, Ganyu Tie Tie, Tie Tie."

The traveler hugged Gan Yu with Paimon's body and rubbed his face against Gan Yu's slime. This operation I call facial cleanser.

Paimon, who was lying on the ground in the distance, saw this scene and said, "Hey! Don't use my body. Ahem, Paimon! Come back quickly!"

At this moment, Paimon, who was possessing the traveler, suddenly smelled a familiar smell, which seemed to be coming from the direction of Manmin Hall.

Take out the Sky Spine from the storage space and use the elasticity of the Sky Spine to jump into the Manmin Hall.

As Paimon's storm inhaled, a table of dishes and plates all entered the traveler's stomach.

Xiangling saw that the traveler had finished the meal and took the bill over. Paimon reached out and touched the traveler's wallet and found that Maura didn't have enough.

Just then Paimon exclaimed, as if he touched something.

The traveler who was chatting with Gan Yu in the distance saw Paimeng taking out the rough stones he had saved, and shouted loudly: "Pai... the traveler doesn't want it!!!"

Along with the sound of a successful transaction, 600 rough stones were mortgaged for 1 molas.

...

Paimon, who was full of wine and food, was picking his teeth with a mint gun, while the traveler floating in the air entered a petrified state and muttered: "That's the dowry I saved for the little Lucky Grass King..."

...

After walking for a long time, the two found a place to start repairing.

"There is no one in the wilderness, so you won't have to worry about being exposed, right? We will stay here quietly next. Although we don't know how to return to the original state, it is safer to stay here."

The traveler (Paimon) lying on the grass said: "I don't know why, it suddenly feels so quiet?"

The next second, the ground began to shake, and a Slime King with a crown on its head jumped out, with a Chuqiu Man in its belly.

"Traveler...traveler, protect me!"

Paimon hid behind the traveler, shivering.

Because Paimon's body was too weak, when the traveler summoned the edgeless sword, the huge inertia drove the sword into the ground, and it could not be pulled out no matter how hard he tried.

The sky suddenly darkened, and the Slime King pressed down on the mountain, swallowing the traveler and Paimon.

After a long time, Paimon opened his eyes and found that he and the traveler had changed back, but their situation was not good. The Chuqiu man in front had been almost digested by the slime.

【Ding! Performance completed]

[Ying: Let me go, Paimon, why are you so weak? You can't even lift a sword without an edge]

[Paimon: I didn’t say I was great either]

[Gan Yu: Traveler, you can’t do this]

[Ying: Xiaomei, hey hey hey]

[Yae Shenzi: My fried tofu, this Qi Bengongji has written it down]

[Kaia: The way Paimon eats is so exaggerated, the way a storm inhales it, even the plate is left untouched]

[Ying: In other words, I ate the plate? Atractylodes, help! 】

[Paimon: Hey, I’m sorry]

[Nacida: Pray? call? dowry? 】

[Paimon: I know this, I've played it before, let me tell you...]

[Ningguang: In other words, Paimon, you know a lot of inside information? 】

[Paimon: That time was too short, and I only reached the chapter where I met Tvarin]

[Ying: Why dowry? Shouldn't it be a betrothal gift? It is impossible to marry into the family]

【Ding! Start issuing rewards]

[Congratulations to Nasida for obtaining computer programming technology]

[Congratulations to Yae Shenzi for obtaining the Tofu System]

[Jian Traveler, Paimeng, and Xiangling have received rewards many times, so you won’t have any share]

[Ying: So stingy, you will be single for the rest of your life]

[Paimeng: The system prays for all guarantees, all weapons, zero drops in the secret realm, and the abyss cannot be defeated]

【Ding! Next, play "Qingluo Jialan", "Shenying Dazu", "Shaoguang Caressing the Moon, the World" (Guoba)]