Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

【Ding! Next play "I will only feel sorry for my brother~"]

[Paimon: Here’s Paimon’s reward! Why do they only have it and not me?]

[System: Looking for it, wasn’t it just a robbery, bah, I just collected some things, and they are being sorted out]

[Ying: Okay, the Tangtang system can actually rob, remember to bring me with you next time]

[Barbara: Honorary Knight, this is wrong]

[Xiao Gong: Let’s have some videos of our Dao Wife, Mond and Liyue have had sex several times]

[Nilu: Our Sumeru ones are fine too]

[Linny: And our Fontaine’s]

[Wendy: Alas, the old man has betrayed the organization. From now on, only the three gods will be unable to bring out Mora]

[Paimon: What if the Water God doesn’t exist either]

[Fukalos: Guess whether I have Mora]

[Ying: Most of the water elements are rich people. Mona's book sells for 99, and Yelan Gongzi Xingqiu Ling's people are all rich]

[Candice: Actually, I also have some savings]

[Nilu: I’m okay too]

[Ying: Wait, that means that when I go to Fontaine, I will also be rich! 】

[Paimon: Ying, stop dreaming in broad daylight]

【Ding! After recording, we started to invite guests: Ying, Paimon, Sora, Deinsreib, Amber, Keli, Qin...]

Spring is coming, everything is recovering, and the weather is getting warmer. People in Mondstadt gather early to decorate with lights and hold festivals. The once-in-a-life Wind Flower Festival is here.

Sora: "On normal days, I would disdain this kind of human show, but today is different."

As he spoke, he picked up the camera and laughed like a maniac at Ying and Paimon in the distance.

"Although I can't meet Ying right away, my brother and I will secretly record the good times Ying spent at the Wind Flower Festival!"

Daiin looked at Kong's crazy look and said, "Calm down Kong, you look like a stalker."

Kong corrected him: "What nonsense are you talking about? This is my love. It's my brother's duty to record my sister's growth. I didn't expect that when I was a child, I cried every day to find my brother's wife, and now I'm participating in the competition alone. It's really disappointing. People were moved.”

Daiin on the side couldn't help but complained: "Is this a girl control?"

...

"Whoosh whoosh!"

Arrows passed through the balloon.

"Damn it, I missed the shot again." He clenched his fists angrily.

Sora on the mountain took a camera and took a picture of Ying's distressed look. He couldn't help but said, "Ah, my sister is so cute when she looks distressed."

Dain said that I didn’t know this guy, but he still patiently explained to Kong Ke: “This is a badminton festival event—you have to shoot all the balloons within a fixed time before you can move on to the next level.”

Kong worriedly said: "But my sister can only use a one-handed sword, how can this compare!"

...

Amber sighed and said: "The prescribed number of shots are almost used up. If the next shot still misses..."

Paimon: "Traveller, why don't we forget it? This competition is too difficult for you. Let's eat something. We haven't eaten for a day since we were practicing archery."

The traveler righteously refused, because according to the tradition of the Fenghua Festival, the first place can make a wish, how could he fall in a place like this.

Paimon also understood what the traveler meant and turned into a cheerleader to cheer for her.

Sora: "Wish, I understand, I understand!"

Dyne: "What do you know?"

Kong said confidently: "Ying must have made a wish to find me! Ying and I have been separated for so long, and she is so helpless here, she must be eager to find me right away."

"My poor sister, my brother will help you realize your wish right away."

Dyne reminded Sora not to be exposed.

Kong snorted coldly and said: "I am the Lord of the Abyss, how could I be exposed! In short, I will help Ying win first, and then I will appear again when she makes a wish. This must be a touching reunion."

He threw the Pokmon Ball from his waist and said, "Go ahead, Killer Queen."

Killer Queen approached the balloons with lightning speed and placed her hands on them.

The traveler on the other side was about to try again, but the arrow missed again, but the balloon exploded the next second.

"Hey, what...what happened? When did the traveler have fire attributes?" Amber froze on the spot.

Now that the archery event has been completed, the next step is the flying event.

The Princess of Sin is flying in the air on Oz

"Hahaha, Oz, we will get the flower ball soon and become the first!"

"Miss, don't let me do this kind of thing again."

Ying soared in the air through the wings of wind, but she didn't seem to be in a particularly good state of mind. She must be hungry.

Kong watched his sister encounter difficulties and made delicious sweet flower stuffed chicken. Ying, who was too hungry to fly, suddenly smelled a familiar smell.

As if he had been given a shot of blood, he accelerated and rushed over, leaving everyone behind.

This competition won the championship with an absolute advantage, and the next step was the singing competition.

...

Sora and Dyne were sneaking around in the grass.

Dain: "This is a singing competition, is there no problem with the singing?"

Kong threw away his disguise and said proudly: "She is my sister. Can you listen to the sound of nature?"

A voice came from the radio, "Da da da da da da da da da da da!"

Dai Yin gradually felt relieved as he listened to Ying's singing.

Sora was fully prepared to ensure that he could win the championship. How could those Mondstadts win the championship in singing?

The next second Barbara makes a shining appearance! With his perfect singing voice, he got a high score of 37.2.

Keli and Noelle also got high scores of 38.4, ahead of Barbara.

Kong in the grass looked at the three people lip-syncing on the stage and cursed angrily: "Asshole, what these guys used is not the original sound at all!"

"Are you sure your sister can win against these people?" Dain confirmed again.

"It's okay, as long as I kidnap all the judges!"

Dain picked up Kong, covered his mouth and said, "Wouldn't this expose him? Calm down, calm down!"

Sora: "Uuuuuu, sister, my sister!"

After a long time, Ying took Wendy onto the stage, and through Wendy's accompaniment and her own efforts, she finally passed the competition with full marks.

"Thank you Mr. Wendy for helping me. I wouldn't have been able to complete it so perfectly without him."

Qin: "Now that the Traveler has won the championship of all Mondstadt's events today, please speak out your wish!"

Ying: "My wish is..."

Sora: "Ying's wish is..."

"I want to see the one I've been looking forward to for a long time..." x2

"Free coupons for Deer Hunter Restaurant forever!" x2

At this moment, Kong's heart was like a hundred thousand grass and mud horses galloping past.

Daine looked at the petrified Kong and said, "Let's go, don't be embarrassed, it's time to come back to the Abyss Order with me."

【Ding! End of performance]

[Yan Fei: The identification is complete, the traveler’s brother is the ultimate girl control]

[Keqing: Abnormal Love]

[Ying: Sora, we will meet again eventually. Our time is always enough. I will find you at the end of the journey. Not only that, I have found a partner and bought a house in Liyue in full]

【null:…】

[Xiang Ling: Why do I feel like the traveler’s brother is looking at Paimon from his perspective? 】

[Paimon:? ? ? 】

[Kaia: Traveler, don’t you have an emergency food by your side? Sweep away hunger and be yourself]

[Paimon: Paimon is not for food! 】

[Keli:: Keli’s last reward was very similar to that Killer Queen]

[Ying: And why don’t I remember that when I was a child, I cried every day to find time for free? Why do you look like an old father? We are about the same age, right?]

[Goro: It seems that the traveler is not only good at one-handed swords, I think she is also very accurate in archery]

[Ying: The plot requires it, but I am proficient in all martial arts]

[Xiaogong: Can travelers really sing? Isn’t that Miss Barbara’s song? 】

[Kaia: Hahaha, I laughed so hard. I sang to Liuli Lily and ended up singing "Liar and Liar Flower"]

【Ding! Reward a Noelle Gundam Mecha]

【Ding! Reward Amber Archery Mastery]

【Ding! Reward Fischer Evil King True Eye】

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【Ding! Next play "Wake up and exchange souls with Paimon"]