Genshin Impact: The Herrscher’s Leisurely Life in Teyvat

book continued

Shortly after

Bai Feng covered his head and got up from the ground, then met Heita's cannibalistic gaze.

"What the hell are you made of?"

"My sledgehammer is made of several rare metals."

Heita then took out a scalpel from the hidden compartment inside the doll and looked at Bai Feng

"You asked me to dissect and study"

And Ellie also saw the shadow of someone in Heita.

"Is this black tower possessed by Mebius?"

"Forget it, Afeng will be fine anyway."

Seeing this, Ai Li sat directly on the chair that Bai Feng had constructed before and started to take a nap with Cat Cake in her arms.

"aughhhh"

"Meow~"

And Bai Feng also got rid of the clutches of the Black Tower (which refers to using crystals to fix the doll on the wall), and then put his coat on Ellie and put her in his arms.

Just when Bai Feng was about to put stickers on Ai Li, he found that the consciousness of his girls had returned to their bodies, but the way the three of them looked at him felt strange.

"Fuck! Why is there a dad here?"

When he saw his girl slashing at him with a knife as if she had lost her mind, not only Bai Feng, but also Ai Li, who had been woken up, looked at Bai Ya in surprise.

Upon seeing this, Bai Feng directly combined the Heavenly Fire Saint into the sword mode to block all Bai Ya's attacks.

"Is this girl (child) crazy?" X2

Not only Bai Ya, but also Bella and Aiya, who were boarded by Xilin, came towards him with weapons.

The phantom god in charge of civil war in ancient Greece (not)

"Grandma, everyone is crazy, right?!"

"Calm down your body and mind!"

So this B used the ice core to make his hands cold and then placed them one by one on the backs of the three girls’ necks.

"Fuck!"

"Ahhhh!"

“So cold!!!”

After seeing that his girls had calmed down, Bai Feng changed the Skyfire Great Sword back to dual-gun mode and placed it on his waist.

“Finally calmed down”

"What happened in the simulated universe? Are you supposed to hit me as soon as you come out?"

"Although your father is rough-skinned and thick-skinned, he still can't withstand such a beating."

Then the three of them also told Bai Feng all the things they encountered in the simulated universe.

(Although B knows this, he still needs to care about it)

After hearing the experiences of the three people, Bai Feng looked at the black tower hung on the wall with a "kind" look.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"It's not because you cheated my girl!"

"Hmph! Actually, I wanted to trick you directly!"

"Okay, okay! This is how you play, right?"

Just when Bai Feng was about to throw Black Tower into this special version of the simulated universe, this guy just disconnected the puppet and ran away.

So Bai Feng was left in the same place, helpless and furious... What the hell, in the end he still took advantage of some of the rare objects from the Black Tower.

"Dad, won't your conscience hurt if you do this?"

"Stupid, I'm calling it two for one, Black Tower is making a lot of money this time."

(Black Tower: Qier female horse!)

"It's really amazing. I saved Jizi and even repaired the Divine Meteor Sword and gave it back to Chongchong."

"Dad, what are you mumbling about?"

"It's nothing, I just met a familiar face."

"Perhaps they are fragments of the Fallen God Sword from other parallel worlds."

Then Bai Feng took away the fragments of the Divine Meteor Sword under the disdainful looks of the four people, but Bai Feng still left something for the Black Tower.

Besides, this is the first time Bai Feng takes the initiative to explode gold coins, but this time the things are a little bit strange.

He directly grabbed a sea heir from the neighboring continent of Terra and placed it in the rare objects collection room!

"Give the Black Tower a little crowd shock"

Ellie, on the other hand, was worried about what might happen to this little thing.

"A Feng, is it really okay to put that thing here?"

Then Bai Feng patted Aili's conscience and reassured

"Don't worry, it seems that I've already sterilized this little thing when I brought it here."

After hearing this, several people looked at the poor egg with sympathy in their eyes, but the sea heir fell asleep on all fours.

And Bai Feng will not miss this opportunity to go crazy.

"Hoho! It seems that my [Waste Time] is a substitute with the same attributes."

Seeing this, Bai Ya also had a rare encounter with her father's abstract brain circuit.

"Really? But my [eating and waiting to die] will not lose to daddy's [wasting my time]!"

"Hoho! You didn't run away but came towards me."

So Ai Li and Aiya took out their wands of origin and pointed them at their heads.

boom!boom!

After hearing two loud noises, the strange father and daughter named Bai both fell to the ground.

As we all know, every abstract person named Bai has a little angel named Ai who is responsible for taking care of the other person.

But the only difference between Bai Feng and Bai Ya is that Bai Feng is more resistant to beatings and wakes up faster.

Shortly after

Bai Feng touched his head and got up from the ground again, while Bai Ya was still lying dead on the ground.

"You girl can't do it either. If you can't resist beating me, don't imitate my abstraction (The Herrscher sighed)"

"Dad, is Sister Bai Ya okay?"

After hearing this, Bai Feng asked Bella to feel the village's will of fire (touch her head) and then said

"Don't worry, your sister Bai Ya will be fine."

"Even if she is gone, I can get it back for her."

Seeing this, Bella no longer bothered about the life of her eldest sister. Anyway, she couldn't die with her father here.

Then Bai Feng looked at his family and asked

"Want somewhere else to play? The only place on the space station is the simulated universe."

"I have no opinion"

"Listen to you, Feng"

"Great!"

After hearing this, Bella immediately danced the mysterious celebratory dance of the end-level Honkaimon.

(Raise hand) (Dance) (Move) (Raise hand) (Ups and downs) (Waking tail x1) (Turn around) (Continue to raise hand)

After seeing this familiar dance, the Honkaiju factor in Bai Feng's body was about to start, and then Bai Feng's eyes instantly became full of wisdom.

(A familiar BGM sounded)

(Raise hand) (Dance) (Move) (Raise hand) (Ups and downs) (Waking tail x1) (Turn around) (Continue to raise hand)

So these two guys who are dragons in a sense started the mysterious Honkaiju celebratory ritual dance.

5 minutes later

Bai Feng picked up the brain that he had previously uninstalled, and opened the portal to Xianzhou Luofu

Kucha

(Advanced transition sound effects)

In a blink of an eye, the family arrived at Changletian, and happened to see the plastic surgery master and her resentful best friend not far away.

(Bella is carrying Bai Ya who is not yet awake)

"Take a look, take a look, I'll show you a chest-breaking performance today!"

And Li Dazhen, who was pressed down by the stone slab, was already sweating profusely.

"Xiao Guizi? What are you doing? (Afraid)"

"Of course Chang Shang, we have reached this point after all."

So with bang! There was a loud noise, and everyone present could clearly see that Su Chang's soul had floated out of his mouth.

"Ahhhhh!!"

"Shang Shang! Don't leave me!!"

Seeing this, Bai Feng's eyes that were still loving to Li signaled him to come to Su Chang's side and said

"Universe Superman, open your eyes"

"I am Shafrin"

Then he used the power of creation to heal all Su Chang's internal injuries. However, in the eyes of the outside world, it was Bai Feng who resurrected Su Chang with full blood in one sentence.

"Thank you so much Mr. Shafrin!"

After seeing her best friend resurrected with full health, Gui Naifen thanked the young man (Lao Deng) in front of her.

But when Su Chang saw Bai Feng's face, she immediately remembered the scene when Xing was beaten.

"Huh--!"

So Su Shang was forced to get off the plane again, but Xiao Guizi became distressed without her partner.

Obviously opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared, and Ai Li has already found a suitable place to watch the fun with her three girls.

"How about I be your performance partner?"

"Eh? Does Mr. Shafrin understand this too?"

“I only know a little bit”

"That's great, but what do you know, Mr. Shafrin?"

Seeing this, Bai Feng started to let himself go and appeared in Gui Naifen's live broadcast room

“Although it’s not the same time, it’s the same square.”

"Lao Feng, let me show you biting the lighter again."

"But an ordinary lighter is inferior. Let's bite this one today!"

(Take out the Heavenly Fire Holy Judgment)

"Family members, please remember to pay attention to the anchor!"

"Here Ollie! Fuck it guys!"

Then Bai Feng bit the Heavenly Fire Saint's gun.

BOOM!

Bai Ya, who had just woken up, rubbed her eyes after seeing this scene.

"It got violent, I saw my dad exploded"

However, precisely because of Bai Feng’s move, the live broadcast room is now filled with 666 and gifts.

【Fuck! The anchor’s job is too cruel, right?]

[666, I didn’t see it clearly just now, please refresh 20 times and the anchor will perform again]

[vI am 50, watch and listen to the cute video]

【I am super! piece! 】

【I am super! piece! 】

【I am super! piece! 】

【I am super! ice! 】

【Handsome otto! 】

“I always feel like the live broadcast room is getting weirder and weirder now.”

Then Xiao Guizi saw half of the Heavenly Fire Sage and Bai Feng with the explosive head in his hand, which was being repaired with a blue light.