Genshin Impact: The Herrscher’s Leisurely Life in Teyvat

During the civil war between the two men named Bai, Black Tower had already completed the adjustment of the simulated universe, but she made it more difficult for Bai Feng out of selfish motives.

(Referring to beating yourself at the end of the pass)

"Hey! The simulated universe has been debugged for you."

Seeing this, Bai Ya directly pulled Bella and Aiya to squeeze Bai Feng away.

(Bai Feng:???)

When Black Tower saw a few little guys coming over, the simulated universe had already started before it could stop them.

Heita thought about it again and thought that they were all members of the same family, so their strength was not much different.

"Forget it, let these little brats try it."

Bai Feng, who had been squeezed away before, instantly came behind her

"You girl, your mind is not pure."

Bai Feng pointed to the difficulty 12 page on the operation interface over there.

"Yes, my mind is not pure."

After seeing Heita looking like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, Bai Feng returned directly to Ai Li.

"A Feng, will the children be okay?"

"Don't worry, this is just pulling their consciousness into the simulated universe."

"Besides, doesn't your husband still have the ability to understand consciousness?"

When Bai Feng saw this, it was hard to say anything. After all, Black Tower had already planned this.

The screen comes to the simulated universe

"Choose your destiny?"

"Which one are you going to choose?"

Now Bai Ya looked at her two younger sisters and the suddenly extra purple pufferfish and asked

(After all, Xilin is a conscious body, so it is very reasonable or even 90% reasonable to bring her in directly)

"I think we have no shortage of attack methods, so we should choose Abundance."

"My sister is right"

Seeing this, Xilin looked at the three people who were discussing with some speechlessness.

"You are not that guy's children, what are you afraid of!"

"And Bella, you're already at the final level and you're still afraid of a hammer!"

So under Xilin's urging, the next group of people finally chose the path of abundant life to break through.

Kucha

(Advanced transition sound effects)

In the blink of an eye, a group of people appeared at the Tianming Headquarters, looking at the Honkai Beast in front of them and lost in thought, while Xilin saw the cuckold golden retriever in the distance who needed to be beaten.

"Hey! You four?"

"Forget it, just four. Listen carefully, this is a simulated scene based on your memory."

"So it's not surprising that someone familiar to you appears."

"But in order to simulate the stability of the universe, most of your abilities are limited."

After the Black Tower's voice disappeared, everyone began to kill one after another. After all, the most indispensable thing in Tianming Headquarters now is Honkaimon.

"Hey! Bella, there are you two."

"Do you think we will be tricked by some guy named Black Tower?"

"Probably, I always feel like these are changes made specifically for my father."

"Forget it, I can still transform."

"Phantom Boost"

"Sakura Geats"

"Ready Fight"

"That's right. Fortunately, Dad didn't take back our drive."

"Dread...Zero Shiki!"

"sodayo"

"Kamen Rider Demons!" (Kamen Rider Timmons!)

After seeing all three of them transforming, only Xilin was stunned.

"No? You still care about cheating?"

"Bella, please explain it to your Queen (like a traveler who is helpless)"

"Okay, Sister Bai Ya"

"My Lady Queen is like this..."

"This is what happened next..."

"This is the end..."

(What a hearty explanation)

After listening to Bella's words, Siren only had two words in her mind:

"Good fight!"

"But I can't transform, and my abilities are limited and I can't use them! (Crying and making a fuss)"

Seeing this, Aiya handed the laser gun and card she eliminated to Xilin.

"This is all we have, let's make do with it."

When Xilin took over Aiya's laser gun and card, the originally pink card turned into purple with Xilin's Q-version avatar printed on it.

"It looks like Sirin-chan can use it too."

"The products produced by my father must be high-quality products."

"Yes, yes (perfunctory) your father is the most powerful (praise)"

"Laser Raise Riser"

"Sirin SET"

(pull the trigger)

"Laser On"

"Sirin LOADING"

"READY FIGHT"

(The appearance can refer to the S-class Siren in the game)

So that day, the Honkaimons recalled the fear of being dominated by four demons

(Don’t tell me, I really have a fear)

"Dread Breaking!"

"Demons Finish!"

"Sakura Geats Strike"

"Laser Victory"

With just a simple big move, the Honkai beast on the opposite side was already destroyed by the group.

(If you can't defeat even the simplest Honkaimon, it is recommended to ask Bai Feng to rebuild it)

However, when the four of them chose blessings, they fell into deep thought. They had fought at least thirty battles just now, which meant that they had to choose more than thirty blessings.

Never had such a great start (no)

So Bai Ya, who has the Bai family genes in her body, said something that only the Bai family can say.

"Stud is a kind of wisdom"

“Just charge it all to Fenghuo and that’s it!”

After seeing a lot of abundant blessings and destiny echoes that suddenly popped up in front of her, Aiya couldn't hold back at all.

"Cook! Just practice more! If you don't know how to choose! Just don't choose!"

"Bella, what do you think of that girl?"

"My Lady Queen, she is angry at Sister Bai Ya's operation."

"You can refer to the yellow-haired girl who was beaten several times by her father before."

"I understand, Bella, she's the kind of person who doesn't have any brains."

"Right, right"

The reason why Aiya got mad was that she saw a lot of very practical blessings that were all skipped by her silly elder sister.

For example, the commandment flicker of Blessing of Destruction, the return light effect of one star, and the hunting star assists the hunting moon, etc.

"wdnmd!"

“Phantom Boost Time”

"Fuck! Aiya, calm down!"

"That's right, don't do anything yet!"

Seeing this, Bella and Xilin directly grabbed Aiya, who was about to beat up their eldest sister.

As we all know, anyone who has anything to do with Bai Feng is qualified to become a civil war fantasy god.

The screen comes to Bai Feng's side

Now Bai Feng lay down on the ground and laughed after seeing the operations of several people.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

"I have a big tank, and you guys are really good at playing with it."

"Hahahahahaha!!!"

Ai Li was also trying hard to hold back her laughter. After all, seeing her girl going crazy, even her own mother almost couldn't hold back.

"Hey, are you two really biological parents?"

"I have never seen parents like you"

Seeing this, Bai Feng directly mocked Black Tower.

"No way~ No way~"

"Old woman, you don't even have a partner, do you?"

"You! My career is obviously more important, right?"

"Besides, you and that woman over there are probably not as old as me together."

(Ellie: How presumptuous! What woman!)

Regarding the topic of judging age based on appearance, Bai Feng explained it like an old comrade.

"I'm talking about this little comrade~"

(Hold the teapot in your left hand and the lid in your right hand)

gudu~

(sound of drinking water)

tui~

(Spitting out tea leaves)

(aftertaste of tea)

(Replace the lid on the teapot)

“It’s wrong to judge people by their appearance~”

"My wife and I are 11 years old combined."

gudu~

(keep drinking water)

what--

(take a long breath)

(Put the lid on the teapot again)

(puts down the teapot)

"Hahahahahaha!!!"

"A Feng, why are you acting like an old man, hahahaha!"

Seeing this, Bai Feng instantly returned to his true colors and proved himself

"Wouldn't this make you look more serious?"

"Confirm, if you were a comedian, I would definitely laugh."

Heita calmly gave Bai Feng a touch-up.

"My darn thing!"

"Eh~ (The Lawyer sighed)"

"Let's look at the simulated universe in the distance."

In the simulated universe

At this time, the four-person team had arrived at the final boss gate, but everyone also noticed something was wrong.

“This journey has been too easy.”

"Yeah, it's obviously specifically targeting dad and even restricting his abilities. Something's wrong."

“Ten or even nine points are not right.”

After hearing her sister's inference, Aiya, the only one with an online IQ, gave the answer.

"Maybe the Black Tower hid a big one in the leader level."

"That makes sense!" X2

You ask me Siren? The one over there stepping on Otto is, wait! Big pufferfish! What are you doing!

While the three of them were still discussing strategies, Xilin took them directly to the boss level.

As a bright light flashed, the boss at the end of the level was revealed to be Bai Feng's data body, and even the health bar still read: Bai Feng (SuperPlusProMax full version)

"This is a hammer!"

After seeing that the boss at the end of the level was his father, Bai Ya just lay down on the ground and started posing.

Seeing this, Bella and Aiya came to Bai Ya's side to form a group and mess around, but Xilin became confused after seeing the three of them.

"That guy is strong, but he's not like this, right?"

Then Bella reminded her queen

"My Queen, you have no obligation to face an enemy you can't win at all."

But there’s a reason why Xilin is called the bloated purple river dolphin.

"Can't win at all? I don't understand!"

So Xilin opened the monster in the eyes of the three people who were speechless.

"Laser Victory"

boom!

Bai Feng (SuperPlusProMax full version) HP -11.4514

Remaining blood volume 11w4514

Seeing Xilin froze on the spot, data body Bai Feng slapped her directly.

Afterwards, the special effects of Rich Echo flashed and Xilin came back to life, and the data body Bai Feng also began to taunt the four people in front of him.

"Cook! Just practice more!"

"You can't afford to lose! Just don't play!"

Bai Feng (SuperPlusProMax full version) used provocation

Great effect!

After seeing the familiar gesture, the three of them were instantly angry. At the same time, the fighting spirit that burst out also confused the newly resurrected Xilin.

"What happened?!"

"What's wrong with you?!"

"We figured it out!"

"Instead of lying there, let's take this opportunity to give this dad a good beating."

"Ahhh! Every time I see dad's gesture, I get so angry!"

"Me too!"

Seeing this, Xilin also smiled and picked up the laser gun in her hand again.

"Let's fight again"

Dragon Kaiou! Cough cough cough... I walked out of the wrong set.

Then the four of them shouted in unison

"Because we are! A team of four!"

(Hiroyuki:????)

"See our exciting combo skills!"

"Dread Breaking!"

"Demons Finish!"

"Sakura Geats Victory"

"Laser Victory"

After seeing the four people launching Knight Kicks at him with great momentum, data subject Bai Feng took out a baseball bat passed down by Kaslana and swung it twice.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" X4

(blood-heated battle cry)

boom!

After the smoke dissipated, there were four more unlucky guys lying on the ground, as well as a data body Bai Feng making mocking gestures.

"Practice more when you are good?, practice more when you are good?, don't play if you can't afford to lose??"

"Before?, before?, was before?, is now now?"

“What if you keep taking the past (tactical pause) as the present??”

"Cai? Cai? Cai? Cai? Cai? Cai? Cai——(long sound)"

Bai Feng, who was outside the simulated universe, was already lying on the ground laughing.

“Hee → hee↘hee → hee↗hee↗hee↗hee”

"Okay, okay! Heita, you data body has learned my essence!"

Then when Bai Feng laughed again, he changed into several different kinds of laughter.

For example, there were geese squawking, kettles boiling, pigs squealing while smiling, and even steel pipes falling to the ground.MP3

etc? ! Is the last one really a sound that humans can make? !

Oh ↑↓ (sudden realization), Bai Feng is not a human (sudden realization)

That's okay

(Author: Why did my Wind Wings activate?)

(Bai Feng: Author! Pretend to force me to let you fly!)

"You really don't look like an adult"

Heita rolled his eyes. Bai Feng, who was lying on the ground and sounded like a sound effect library was free, then continued to study and picked up two drives.

Although Ellie also laughed, she is a lady~ There is no way she can compare with the unknown life form on the ground.

In the end, in order to prevent her man from laughing to death, Ellie used her wand of origin.

boom!

After looking at Bai Feng lying peacefully on the ground, Ai Li wiped the non-existent sweat on her forehead and said

“Although I haven’t done anything, I have really worked hard on myself.”

When Black Tower saw the sleeping Bai Feng, he looked at Alicia appreciatively and said

"Oh, your trick is quite effective."

Then the puppet Heita took out his sledgehammer and hit Bai Feng on the head.

But when the hammer came into contact with the iron-headed boy Bai Feng, the hammer directly turned into hero fragments.

(Hammer: Goodbye Black Tower, I will sail away tonight)