It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

"What's his name?" Bo Ye asked Bo Nian with a serious face.

Before Bo Nian could answer, Mumu kissed You Liang again and called, "Auntie..."

This cry was very clear, and the roots of You Li's ears turned red.

Bo Nian came over and said, "Auntie, didn't you hear? I'm urging you to find a wife quickly!"

"He's calling you Li. Don't rush into marriage just by saying something." Bo Ye pointed at Mu Mu after saying, "Take your son away and don't let him kiss you again."

As soon as Bo Ye finished speaking, Mumu called out again, "Auntie..."

You Li smiled awkwardly and said, "Am I that girly?"

Bo Nian smiled and scratched his free hair, "He is used to calling me mom. It was just a coincidence that he just learned how to call me uncle."

You Li's lips parted slightly, "Fuck, this coincidence seems to be purely intentional!"

Mumu kissed You Li again. Just as he was about to call out again, You Li immediately said, "Call me brother."

Mumu raised her neck slightly and still called, "Auntie..."

Although his eyes were wet and a little red from crying, his domineering nature was still revealed when his eyebrows were slightly furrowed.

"Ha, just be happy!"

You Li nodded and let him go. It couldn't be broken up.

Mumu nodded when she saw Youli, and happily went to kiss her on the mouth.

But just as he was about to touch You Li's lips, Bo Ye grabbed the small collar of Xiao Yi from behind.

Mumu's wet and shiny eyes blinked, as if asking what was going on?

"Don't kiss him again!" Bo Ye looked at the moist saliva on You Li's cheek and warned his nephew with deep eyes.

Bo Ye grabbed Mu Mu's little arm, took him out of Youli's arms, and gave him directly to Bo Nian.

The whole process took a few seconds, and by the time Mumu reacted, he was already back in his mother's arms.

Mumu wanted to cry but looked at Youli, "Auntie..."

This little look made Youliang unable to respond even if he didn't want to, "Ah, I'm here..."

What a fuck!

"You dare to respond." Bo Ye raised his leg and kicked Li Li's calf, getting angry.

Although it was a kick, the force was not strong at all.

But Youliang shrank his shoulders in fear, lowered his head and stood obediently, as if waiting for the next kick.

"What are you doing? Ah Li is already timid, and you are so cruel to him every day." Bo Nian also kicked Bo Ye's calf when he spoke.

"When did I become cruel to him? Is he my aunt? I'm so stupid that I can't tell whether I am a boy or a girl." Bo Ye's voice was low, obviously trying to control his temper.

Bo Nian is one year older than Bo Ye, and she has always been suppressing Bo Ye since she was little.

Others didn't dare to touch Mr. Bo, but she did it at her word.

This is my sister’s privilege!

At this time, Mumu called to Bo Ye, "Uncle."

This uncle shouted very powerfully and clearly, as if he was warning Bo Ye not to bully his mother.

Bo Ye replied smoothly, "What are you doing?"

After returning home, he realized that his little nephew had called him uncle.

You Li lowered his head and pursed his lips to prevent himself from laughing.

And just when she was trying not to laugh, Mumu called out again, "Auntie."

You Li also asked casually, "Hey, what are you doing?"

fuck...

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Bo Nian looked like he was laughing, "Just let him call you. He can't change it. You don't mind, right?"

You Li smiled awkwardly, what could she say?

All I had to say was, "I don't mind, if he wants to bark, just bark!"

Bo Ye didn't know how to be angry when he saw You Li's silly look.

A boy is quite happy to have a little brat call him aunt.

He took out two paper towels and wiped the saliva left by Mu Mu on his free face, the force of the wipe was a bit heavy.

After wiping the free face, it turned slightly red and looked a little cute.

Bo Ye's throat bones slid a little, feeling a little dry for no reason.

At this time, You Li's stomach growled, and Bo Nian asked, "A-Li hasn't eaten yet?"

You Li nodded, "Uncle San won't let me eat..." Meat

Before he could say anything, Bo Nian asked Bo Ye, "I said A Li never grew taller. Did you abuse him?"

"Why did I abuse him?" Bo Ye really had a headache.

He tapped his free forehead twice with his fingers, "And you, what will I give you if I don't give you something to eat?"

"Meat!" As soon as You Li said meat, he became even hungrier.

Bo Nian asked You Li distressedly, "Why doesn't he give you meat?"

"My friend and I lost a game and lost the bet. I drank wine, and my third uncle punished me!" You Li lowered his head, like a child who had done something wrong.

Bo Nian reached out and pulled You Li behind him, "It's not normal for boys to make a bet and drink some wine. What are you going to punish him for?"

"I don't know how much I weigh. I'm not as good at games as a dog. How dare I make a bet with someone and leave him alone?" Bo Ye rubbed his eyebrows.

Mumu's beautiful eyes looked back and forth among several people, and they got tired after looking at them for a while.

Lying on his mother's shoulder, his eyelids drooped after a while.

"Are you not playing the game well?" Bo Nian patted Mumu and asked Youliang.

You Li nodded, "Yeah, very good."

"It's okay. I know a very good game master. Ask him to teach you."

After Bo Nian said this, Bo Ye wanted to send her away immediately.

She suppressed her anger and said, "Can you act like an aunt and teach him how to cook?"

"Why aren't you teaching well? If you don't study well, you still have to make up for it. Then why can't you make up for it if you're bad at games?" Bo Nian said matter-of-factly.

Bo Ye breathed out, "Yes, this is how you will teach your son from now on."

Bo Nian ignored Bo Ye and asked You Liang, "A box of soy milk kills you with a backhand. You are the boss of the gaming alliance. You must have heard of it when you play games, right?"

Youliang was startled. He didn't expect Bo Nian to know that a box of soy milk could be killed with a backhand. She was also playing games?

You Li shook his head, "Ah, never heard of it..."

"You don't even know about him? Then our Ah Li is really good." Bo Nian rubbed his free hair.

"Aunt... no, sister, do you also play games?" Youli asked.

"Let's play, I'm from the alliance, a box of soy milk can kill my male idol with my backhand." Bo Nian said with a smile.

You Li also laughed, people from the Alliance! She has a crush on girls!

You Li was so embarrassed that he dug out a big castle with his feet!

She didn't expect that Bo Nian had such a huge contrast in cuteness. He was a cool female boss in front of outsiders, but when he came home he was a game master and a little fan girl.

"The alliance sounds so powerful, sister, what's your name in it?" You Li asked pretending to be curious.

Bo Nian put Mumu on the bed, and the little thing fell asleep after a while.

He replied casually, "My sister is stupid and has a lot of money."

You Li rubbed his face, God, isn't that the sister who shouts in the alliance every day that he wants to support her and play with her to develop her?

He said dirty and flirtatious things to her every day, and none of them were the same!

That person turned out to be Bo Nian!

You Li took the mineral water on the table and opened it, letting her calm down.

Bo Ye, who was standing aside, listened to the conversation between the two with a dark face the whole time.

Finally, his eyes fell on Mumu, who was sleeping on the bed.

He never thought that his future brother-in-law would be a gamer.

"What's the name of that awesome game master you mentioned?" Bo Ye asked in a low voice.

"A box of soy milk will kill you with your backhand." Bo Nianshun replied.

"Is he Mumu's father?" Bo Ye asked again.

The sip of water that You Li just drank spurted out.