It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

What does this mean? What for what?

You Li is a little confused, this is a finger, what else can it be used for?

But when her eyes fell on the pacifier on the bed, she understood instantly.

fuck...

Aren’t you Xiaotuanzi? Want to breastfeed?

You Li immediately put down his right hand, clenched it into a fist and put it into his sweater pocket.

Bo Ye saw that the tips of You Li's ears turned red, and the little loser realized that he was embarrassed and didn't understand anything.

Youliang pulled her fingers back, but Mumu seemed to be competing with her.

He was crying and pulling at the same time, his calves kept kicking.

You Li didn't dare to exert force, for fear of tearing his little arm again.

Youliang looked up at Bo Ye, "I don't want him to eat my fingers..."

Bo Ye stretched out his hand directly towards Mumu with a cold face. Youli thought he was going to slap the child.

When he was about to stop him, he found Bo Ye scratching Mu Mu's armpits with his fingers.

Mumu, who was crying at first, immediately giggled because he was tickled.

While dancing and smiling, he released his free fingers.

You Li looked at his fingers, they were all red and wet.

The palms of Mu Mu's little hands were moist and soft. Although they were so small, they were quite strong.

Mumu smiled and cried when he found that his "food" was gone.

You Li covered his ears and cried so hard at this decibel.

"Hurry up and comfort him, your throat is going to break from crying." You Li said to Bo Ye.

Bo Ye was also worried that if his little nephew continued to cry like this, his voice would become hoarse.

Looking back at his sister, she had already taken the tablet and was working on it.

How could You Li and Bo Ye know that children are born to cry, and crying is also a kind of exercise for them.

Bo Nian was used to it and didn't care too much.

Bo Ye reached out to pick Mumu up, but he was kicking and waving his hands and feet, refusing to let her touch.

Bo Ye had never held a child before, except for You Li, who was still that big.

Mumu cried more and more fiercely, and You Lishunzui asked, "No, let me tell you, can you do it?"

"What did you say?" Bo Ye's voice was cold and deep.

Obviously he didn't expect that this little loser You Li would dare to question whether he could do it?

You Li thought to herself that she was getting more and more arrogant now, and pretending to be less and less distracted.

The two words "no" are Bo Ye's minefield.

The words "poor skills" were written to him personally by her!

"Third uncle, I was wrong, I was wrong, don't be angry..." Youli admitted his mistake immediately, his eyes were red as if he was about to cry.

"You can do it, you can do it, come on, you can coax me." Obviously, the free apology could not make Bo Ye calm down.

You Li looked at Bo Ye, "I can't..."

"You can do it, why can't you? Hug, coax." Bo Ye pointed at Mumu and ordered.

Youli could only reach out to show off, but unexpectedly Mumu stopped crying and actually reached out to hug her.

Mumu looked at You Li and blinked with moist eyes, soft and cute.

At this moment, Youliang had a new understanding, that is, children are quite fun!

Recalling his usual movements of hugging Xiao Yugan, You Li tried to reach out to hug Mumu.

As soon as she picked it up, she felt that there was no difference between holding a child and a cat. The weight was almost the same.

It's just that the child is hairless...

Bo Ye looked at Mumu in Youli's arms with a bad expression, "This little dumpling just needs to be beaten!"

Who is his biological uncle?

Youli didn't expect that he could pick Mumu up, so he felt a little dizzy.

So he asked Bo Ye casually, "I seem to be doing well!"

Isn’t it annoying to say this?

When you praise yourself for being good, you also step on others and tell them that you are just not good.

Seeing that Bo Ye's face turned even more ugly, You Li walked over and tugged at the corner of his clothes, "I didn't say that Third Uncle couldn't do it, you are the best."

This is not considered to be unconscionably coaxing people. She has experienced whether this works or not, and it is indeed very good.

Mumu, who was held in Youli's arms, wrapped his arms around her neck and rubbed her face.

The nuzzling action didn't seem to be enough to express his love for the free, so he started to mouth.

When the soft and moist little mouth kissed You Li's face, it made a sound.

You Li was a little ticklish and wanted to hide, but Mu Mu wouldn't let him.

Although Xiaotuanzi was small, he was very domineering. He hugged You Liao's neck tightly and kept kissing her.

"Okay, okay, little uncle is ticklish."

You Li usually didn't feel that he was ticklish, but now that he was kissed by Mu Mu, all the ticklish flesh on his body revived.

Bo Ye became even more angry when he heard that You Li called himself uncle and was directly promoted to his equal.

"Are you going to be of the same generation as me?" Bo Ye asked.

You Li immediately changed his mind, "I don't dare, I am the elder brother, the little brother!"

She is of the same generation as Bo Ye, is she crazy?

Mumu shouted, "Uncle..."

Although the pronunciation is not very clear, it is indeed called uncle.

Mumu, who is over one year old, is just about the time he can learn to talk.

You Li was also a little shocked when she heard the "uncle", and she pointed at Bo Ye.

Tell Mumu, "Where is your uncle? He is your uncle."

Mumu didn't look at Bo Ye. After kissing You Li's face, she spoke again, "Uncle...Mom."

I fuck...

Youli was sure that he heard the name "aunt"!

Is this calling her?

Xiaotuanzi couldn't tell the difference between "finger" and "milk doudou", but he could tell whether she was a boy or a girl.

What should she do when her aunt calls her?