After 2000 years of foundation building, the teacher said I was a waste?

Xue Yulang was about to treat Ye Wu, the security guard brother who had "apnea", and performed his unique medical skill of "bringing the dead back to life" in public, thus winning applause from the whole house.

At the critical moment, Ye Wu actually woke up? ? ?

"Mom, what are you doing, Daniel, to find such an unreliable actor!!!"

Xue Yulang still had a smile on his face, but his heart was full of anger, and he suddenly wanted to curse.

Fortunately, due to the angle, Xue Yulang's head just blocked the camera at this moment, so that others could not see Ye Wu's face clearly.

at the same time.

After successfully refining the evil spirit in his body and completely absorbing Master Yi's true energy, Ye Wu felt that there was a small breakthrough in his cultivation. Ye Wu opened his eyes happily.

A handsome face with a hint of gloom and anger suddenly appeared in front of Ye Wu.

"Shouldn't the poor man be in the blind spot behind the podium, dozing off in a low profile? How come he appears on the podium and is still lying on a stretcher???"

Ye Wu was stunned for a moment. He quickly closed his eyes and activated his magic power. Using the method of backtracking, he instantly understood everything that happened while he was sleeping.

"I only practiced for a stick of incense, but so many things happened during that time?"

Ye Wu was speechless.

Now that things have come to this, it is impossible for Mr. Ye Wu to just secrete a secret and disappear in front of tens of thousands of people, right?

That’s too shocking!

If that's the case, Ye Wu probably won't wait until tomorrow, and some cultivation boss hiding in the dark will pop out, capture him, and take him back to the cave for study.

The picture was so beautiful that Ye Wu shuddered!

"I just want to keep a low profile and grow up alone. Why is it so difficult?"

Just when Ye Wu looked ugly and bitter.

"Don't close your eyes. I know you're awake. Why are you pretending?"

An indifferent and cold voice suddenly sounded in Ye Wu's ears.

Ye Wu opened one eye, but found that there was no one else around, and Xue Yulang in front of him had not spoken.

Xue Yulang still kept bending down to check Ye Wu's pulse, with a pensive look on his face, as if he was thinking about how to cure the disease and save people.

"Don't look, I'm right in front of you. This is just ventriloquism. You are an actor. To put it bluntly, you just want to take advantage of the opportunity to make more money."

"Okay, I promise you, I will give you more money afterwards!"

Listening to the voice coming from his ears again, Ye Wu took a closer look and saw that Xue Yulang's abdomen was contracting very rhythmically when he spoke.

"This mortal boy can do it. Apart from his poor medical skills, he is also good at lying, singing and dancing. He can even do ventriloquism?"

Ye Wu suddenly became happy.

How could I keep a low profile? As soon as the drowsiness appeared, didn't the pillow come?

"Next, you must cooperate with me, no more mistakes will be made, and you will definitely not be allowed to increase the price again!"

"You must not open your eyes before I let you do so!"

"Blink if you heard clearly."

As soon as Xue Yulang said this, he found that Ye Wu didn't blink. He was immediately furious and about to go crazy.

"How much can you give me?"

At this time, a slightly curious young man's voice suddenly sounded in Xue Yulang's ears.

"Who's talking?"

Xue Yulang's expression changed slightly and he glanced around, only to find that no one spoke at all.

One hundred college students stood in the corners around the podium, looking curiously at this side. They were all very well-educated, and no one spoke at all.

Everyone was waiting quietly for the diagnosis result of Xue Yulang taking Ye Wu's pulse.

"Don't look at it. You can ventriloquism, but others can't?"

The young man's voice sounded again.

This time Xue Yulang finally saw clearly that the security guard lying on the stretcher was blinking at him.

"Mom, this damn guy, in order to blackmail me for money, he even learned ventriloquism in advance?"

The anger in Xue Yulang's heart boiled instantly, and he was extremely disgusted with Ye Wu.

What Xue Yulang didn't notice was that Ye Wu, who was lying motionless on the stretcher, as lifeless as a salted fish, did not move his abdomen at all when he spoke.

Of course Ye Wu has never learned ventriloquism, but he can directly use magic to transmit sounds!

But why should Pindao explain this?

"Originally I planned to give you [-], but now I'll give you an additional [-]. How about that?"

Suppressing the anger in his heart, Xue Yulang ventriloquised again.

"No, I'll give you [-] million in one go. If you don't open your eyes right away, I'll call you a liar in public and ask you if you believe it?"

Ye Wu smiled.

Ye Wu finally figured it out. Xue Yulang, a famous doctor, had no real skills at all and was just using his words to deceive people.

Once the truth comes out, it will not be Ye Wu who will be unlucky, but Xue Yulang!

That being the case, why should I be panicking?

Ye Wu planned to take advantage of this opportunity to take advantage of Xue Yulang.

One hundred million is naturally impossible, but isn't this business all about bargaining?

"This is impossible, at most 500 million!"

"No, no, the minimum is 5000 million, it can't be any less!"

"The maximum is 1000 million. Love or not, I can't make 1000 million even if I come to Hainan University. Don't go too far!"

"Okay, this is the first time we meet. Let's make friends. Let's calculate the friendship price for you. 1000 million is 1000 million. Happy cooperation!"

Cao!

Who have you enjoyed working with?

I am the victim!

How about making friends and counting the price of my friendship?

puff!

I have never seen such a shameless person!

……

Although he was extremely disgusted with Ye Wu in his heart, on the surface, Xue Yulang still followed Ye Wu's strange request and ventriloquised a poisonous oath in public, promising that he would never swear, otherwise the consequences would be very serious.

However, Xue Yulang didn't pay attention to this poisonous oath at all, and he was full of disapproval.

"If you dare to increase the price temporarily, you almost ruined my good business. Just wait for me!"

"When the speech is over, I will make sure that you cannot live or die, and you will not even get a penny!"

snort!

Although Xue Yulang was smiling, his heart was filled with sadness.

However, what Xue Yulang didn't know was that Ye Wu couldn't read minds.

But as a foundation-building monk, Ye Wu could clearly sense the inner fluctuations of a mere mortal, Xue Yulang.

"I thought you were so smart, but it turns out you are just a ignorant mortal who was deceived by me. You actually dared to completely relax your mind and let me let the mana penetrate through, thus successfully establishing a master-servant contract."

Seeing that Xue Yulang actually had bad thoughts towards him and had the idea of ​​relying on debt, Ye Wu suddenly sneered in his heart.

……

In this way, both parties had their own thoughts and felt that they had taken advantage, and began to act together.

Ye Wu has never been an actor, but he is a powerful foundation-builder. It is naturally very easy to fool a group of mortals.

In order to reduce losses and earn back 1000 million, Xue Yulang also worked hard to perform, exceeding the limit, and successfully broke out with acting skills comparable to those of a movie actor.

One of them plays a famous doctor, the other plays a terminally ill patient, and they work together perfectly.

A few minutes later, when Ye Wu "weakly" opened his eyes and got up from the ground.

The whole place is boiling!

Whoa!

The thunderous applause lasted for 5 minutes without stopping.

And when Xue Yulang's face turned pale, he staggered, and he was so weak that he almost fell down. He was carried on a stretcher by the staff on the side and rushed to rest.

Those fans of Xue Yulang were even more excited and screaming.

Some girls were even moved to tears.

"I believe all the students have seen that Mr. Xue worked hard and spent three months of his life in order to save an unknown security uncle!"

"I don't know if this is true, but I do know that Mr. Xue is a great doctor who serves the country and the people!"

The beautiful host, wearing a slit cheongsam, picked up the microphone appropriately and began to give a sensational speech.

at the same time!

The surrounding lights dimmed again, and the projection in the void reappeared.

What was played this time was Xue Yulang’s growth experience.

Memorizing a thousand-character essay at one year old!

At the age of three, he memorized four famous works!

At the age of seven, the novel "Stop Pretending, My Grandpa is Doctor Xue" caused a sensation in the literary world and became the best-selling book of the year!

If this model continues, Xue Yulang will eventually become a literary giant!

However, when he was ten years old, Xue Yulang, who had been admitted to the Youth Class of Liberal Arts in Northern Qing Dynasty, couldn't help but sigh with emotion when he saw the suffering of all living beings. He decided to burn a book with ten million words written by him. It was said to be comparable to the four famous works, but no one saw it. After reading the novel, he turned around and started studying medicine.

In just two years, Xue Yulang, who was only 12 years old, participated in the "I want to be a doctor" talent show and became the national champion of that year. He became famous and even appeared on the Spring Festival Gala that year!

13 years old!

14 years old!

……

On the big screen, along with the slide show, the glorious and legendary life of Xue Yulang was completely and clearly presented in front of tens of thousands of college students.

especially!

When everyone discovered that over the years, Xue Yulang had secretly done many commendable and good deeds, but never left his name, and there were countless similar incidents.

The audience was shocked.

The moved cries were endless.

By the end, the whole auditorium was crying.

Even Jiang Xiaorou's eyes were watery when she saw it, and she was extremely moved.

"Qianqian, you heartless person, why don't you cry? How could you be like this... Wuwuwu."

Jiang Xiaorou was crying, but found that Lin Qianqian beside her was not crying, and her face was suddenly full of anger.

"Uh, Xiaorou, don't be angry. Isn't it okay if I cry? Wow... wow wow..."

Lin Qianqian quickly covered her face, pretended to cry a few times, and then used the excuse of stomach pain to sneak out of the room.

However, Lin Qianqian did not go to the bathroom at all. Instead, after a brief hesitation, she swayed her long and beautiful legs and sneaked towards the private room on the second floor.

Including the one hundred lucky people on the podium just now, they all thought that Xue Yulang had to sacrifice his longevity to bring the security uncle back from hell.

However, Lin Qianqian knew that all this was nonsense!

"Classmate Ye is definitely not sick. Why would he pretend to be a security guard and act with Mr. Xue to deceive others?"

Lin Qianqian was full of doubts, and she decided to take the risk to check out the situation.

at the same time.

In the private room on the second floor.

Xue Yulang sat on the sofa, crossed his legs, and looked sideways at the security guard standing in front of him.

"Tell me, how much money do you want?"

Holding a cigarette in his mouth and blowing a skull-shaped smoke ring from his nostrils, Xue Yulang said with a sneer.

"One hundred million."

Ye Wu said with a smile.

what!

boom!

On the side, Xue Yulang's jerk driver was furious. He suddenly picked up the fruit knife on the coffee table and pointed it directly at Ye Wu's heart. "If you have the ability, can you tell me again?"

Xue Yulang squinted his eyes and said nothing, watching the scene with cold eyes, his eyes filled with awe.