After 2000 years of foundation building, the teacher said I was a waste?

"He actually fell asleep while Mr. Xue was giving a speech. Is this security guard blind?"

Looking at Ye Wu hiding behind the podium on the big screen, leaning against the wall and snoring loudly, all Xue Yulang's female fans became angry.

"Such a humorous lecture on traditional Chinese medicine that progressed from the basic to the deep. Even my girlfriend, who was accompanying me on the soy sauce bottle, was able to listen to it with gusto. This security guard went too far."

All the boys present were also angry.

"Qianqian, how could this person be like this? Even if he doesn't like Chinese medicine, he can't disrespect other people's labor results like this, right?"

Jiang Xiaorou was also a little angry.

"Hey, why do I think this person looks a bit like Mr. Ye?"

Lin Qianqian did not speak, but stared blankly at the big screen, her eyes full of doubts.

at the same time.

Ye Wu was sleeping soundly, and the foreman's roar suddenly sounded from the Bluetooth headset on his ear.

"Number, Cao, wake me up quickly, wake up!"

what?

Ye Wu woke up instantly and opened his eyes suddenly.

However, he found that the surroundings were completely quiet, with no strange movement at all.

Ye Wu had no idea that his figure had been projected onto the big screen and was being watched by thousands of people.

Thinking that the foreman was just lying to him, he yawned, took off the headphones and threw them into his trouser pocket, turned around and leaned against the wall, hugging his arms, and soon started snoring like thunder again.

"Whoosh!"

Hearing the louder snoring than before, the whole place was in an uproar.

Tens of thousands of viewers were angry!

"beat him!"

Whoa!

Immediately, many excited fans stood up excitedly and rushed to the podium in anger.

"Everyone, please be quiet. Mr. Xue has something to say."

Seeing that the scene was about to become chaotic, the host's voice suddenly sounded.

The hustle and bustle around him suddenly stopped.

Everyone looked at Xue Yulang.

"Don't get excited, everyone. In fact, you have misunderstood this security guard."

"The eldest brother is not trying to interfere with my speech, but he suffers from extremely severe sleep apnea syndrome."

Xue Yulang pressed the button of the headset, and his excited and serious voice clearly spread throughout the audience.

Whoa!

The audience shook!

"Just now, we were fortunate enough to listen to Mr. Xue's humorous lecture on traditional Chinese medicine."

"Next, students, do you want to see how Mr. Xue rescued people on the spot?"

On the side, the smart and beautiful hostess in cheongsam quickly picked up the microphone, smiled like a flower, and spoke very passionately.

"miss you!"

All over the auditorium, the sitters who had been arranged long ago immediately roared loudly.

"miss you!"

"miss you!"

……

"miss you!"

The rhythm picks up instantly.

All the college students became excited.

"Hey, the impromptu performance I arranged for the young master is not this."

In the staff seat, Xue Yulang's jerk driver looked at the actors beside him who were holding flowers and preparing to go on stage, and was stunned.

According to the script, the actor would go on stage as a fan to lay flowers, then pretend to faint, and was eventually revived by Xue Yulang on the spot, causing a sensation.

But now...?

"I guess the young master found the actor himself. Forget it, I'd better not ask, lest the young master be unhappy."

After hesitating for a moment, the stupid driver finally didn't dare to ask, so he took out a cigarette and headed to the bathroom.

"Da Niu did a really good job. The actors he hired were as good as movie stars, and the unexpected script was really amazing. I almost got angry just now."

Standing on the podium, looking at the pairs of adoring eyes looking at him, Xue Yulang couldn't help but smile and feel a little high-spirited.

Although the sound of snoring ruined the plan of bringing the beauty home, which made Xue Yulang a little unhappy.

But Xue Yulang knew very well that after today, his reputation as a "Nine-fingered Famous Doctor" would surely shock the entire sea and spread at an alarming speed.

At that time, if I spend money to buy a hot sou and heat up the topic, this wave will not be considered a loss!

at the same time.

Under the arrangement of smart host.

Two staff members walked to the back of the podium and carried Ye Wu onto the podium on a stretcher.

at this time.

Ye Wu was still snoring and had no idea that he was being visited by thousands of people.

It wasn't that Ye Wu was too vigilant, but that something unexpected happened to his body.

Not long ago at Yunwu Villa, Ye Wu pretended to be a young migrant worker, and in the name of asking for wages, he punched Master Yi on the ground and beat him violently. He also took the opportunity to use his suction palm to forcibly suck away Master Yi's life-long vitality.

Originally, in Ye Wu's opinion, Master Yi had been cultivating Taoism all his life, and his cultivation must be pure, and it was definitely not comparable to the spiritual energy garbage.

How can you practice faster by condensing spiritual energy crystals by sucking palms than by directly absorbing spiritual energy?

However, Ye Wu never dreamed that Master Yi had done all kinds of bad things and that his true energy contained overwhelming evil energy.

This caused Ye Wu's cultivation to go wrong, and his body was filled with a large number of impurities, which forced him to concentrate and fight with all these evil spirits.

Because he was hiding in a corner with no one around him, Ye Wu wasn't worried about being discovered, so he didn't spare the time to search around.

"Students, next, Mr. Xue will treat this security guard in public."

"What I am about to present to you is the 'Xue Jiu Shen Needle' created by Mr. Xue after 30 years of painstaking research and combined with ancient acupuncture techniques."

"Tell me loudly if you want to see it!"

After the female host finished speaking, she put one hand on her ear like a receiver and raised the microphone high with the other hand.

"miss you!"

Everyone cheered.

"What a thought!"

The female host smiled like a flower and screamed.

"I want it so much!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Cheers.

The screams are endless!

"Okay, our classmates from Hainan University are very enthusiastic, and Mr. Xue is also very moved."

"In order to repay the support of the students and to ensure the fairness and authenticity of acupuncture treatment, next, we will randomly select a lucky person to serve as Mr. Xue's assistant and assist Mr. Xue in treating the security guard brother."

As soon as the host's voice fell, the scene went dark, and the turntable projection appeared in mid-air again.

"Congratulations to the student with ticket number 120!"

Whoa!

A beam of light fell from the sky, instantly covering Lin Qianqian.

"Wow, so happy!"

Lin Qianqian jumped up and down excitedly, her long legs moving rapidly, and she excitedly walked onto the podium.

What no one saw was that although Xue Yulang was smiling, there was a hint of displeasure in his eyes.

at the same time.

Staff backstage.

"Cao Ni scolded me. You want 119 viewers to be selected. Who asked you to be selected as 120? Ah!!!"

The stupid driver was furious and pointed at the technician and cursed.

"Brother Niu, I chose 119, but girl No. 119 went to the bathroom and her seat was empty. The system automatically added 1 by default."

"Cao Cao Cao, you still dare to talk back? I'll let you talk back, I'll let you talk back!"

boom! boom! boom!

The jerk driver was so angry that he kicked the technician to the ground and punched and kicked him wildly.

After beating enough, the driver took a breath, walked to a corner, and reported the matter to Xue Yulang through a Bluetooth headset.

"It turned out to be a mistake, bad luck!"

Although he was furious, in front of tens of thousands of people, Xue Yulang couldn't help but look at Lin Qianqian who was getting closer and closer with a smile.

However, Lin Qianqian did not look at Xue Yulang, but looked straight at the security guard lying on the stretcher, her eyes straight.

Although Ye Wu’s sunglasses, security uniform and hat were provided by the organizer.

However, the mask Ye Wu wore was not standard equipment, but was brought with him. The main reason was that Ye Wu thought that the quality of the labor protection mask was too low, so it was useless.

What Ye Wu didn't notice was that there was a very special symbol in the inconspicuous position of the mask.

Lin Qianqian happened to have a good memory. She secretly wrote down this symbol because she suspected that Ye Beixuan was Ye Wu.

"Sure enough, I guessed right, this security guard is Mr. Ye."

"But classmate Ye is a rich, handsome man. Why is he pretending to be a security guard?"

Lin Qianqian was a little confused.

"Is it possible that my charm is not as good as that of a stinky security guard?"

Xue Yulang's smile remained the same, but a trace of anger flashed in his eyes.

"Students who didn't win the prize, don't be disappointed. Next, we will select one hundred lucky people to form a public observation group and go to the podium to observe the entire treatment process of Mr. Xue."

As soon as the host said this, beams of light fell from the sky and randomly covered a hundred viewers.

"I won, yay!"

"Haha, I'm so excited to see my husband up close!"

One after another, beautiful girls stood up and rushed to the podium excitedly.

"Sir, the hundred most beautiful girls in the room have been arranged for you."

Listening to the ingratiating voice of the jerk driver in the headphones, I looked at the beautiful college students exuding a youthful atmosphere.

Xue Yulang's originally unhappy mood suddenly became happy again.

"It's a pity that my favorite baby face actually went to the bathroom and is not here for the time being."

"But it doesn't matter. My baby-faced best friend is on stage. Should I stop? As long as I conquer her, will it be difficult for me to take down the babyface?"

With a happy mood, after waiting for the hundred beauties to arrive, Xue Yulang put on his white gloves and snapped his fingers.

Whoa!

Nine beauties in cheongsams with slits and beautiful legs held up a gold tray in their hands and stepped on white high-heeled shoes. They walked gracefully onto the podium and stood in a row in a charming manner.

On each gold tray, there is a silver needle, which shines under the light and looks extremely beautiful.

"Classmates, what you see now are the nine silver needles that made Mr. Xue famous all over the world."

"These nine silver needles are said to have been owned by the miracle doctor Bian Que more than 2000 years ago. Each silver needle is a unique treasure."

"However, it is a pity that Zhuxia fell a hundred years ago and the national treasure was snatched overseas by the enemy. It was Mr. Xue who spent countless efforts and blood to bring glory to the country and regain the national treasure!"

"Let us dedicate our warmest applause to our dearest person - Mr. Xue! Mr. Zi!"

As the host spoke, tears filled her eyes. When she finished speaking, the audience burst into deafening applause.

"Sir, the Xue Jiuzhen Collector's Edition has been successfully stocked. Once you cure the security brother, I will immediately have someone sell it on site. The cost is 8 yuan per set, and we will price it at 888."

Listening to the sound in the headphones and looking at the warblers and swallows around him, Xue Yulang couldn't help but laugh.

Come to Hainan University to give a speech, and not only receive a sky-high lecture fee from the school, but you can also choose a concubine to act like a college student, and you can also promote yourself and build a reputation.

You can also collect wool and sell it at exorbitant prices!

It's such a good money!

Xue Yulang is even considering whether to go back and start a live broadcast, replace the 8 yuan set of silver needles with gold-plated packaging boxes, and sell them as 8888 peerless collector's editions, so as to give back to his dear family members?

But the premise of all this is that today's "performance" must be successful and there must be no mistakes!

Something went wrong?

Ha ha!

I have been practicing medicine for so many years and touring the country for so many performances. When has anything gone wrong?

This time will be no exception!

……

With a happy mood, Xue Yulang grabbed Ye Wu's hand and began to pretend to feel his pulse.

Even Doctor Xue, the "Miracle Doctor with Ghost Hands", didn't know that his grandson of the world-famous "Miracle Doctor with Nine Fingers" was actually a loser and couldn't feel the pulse at all.

Xue Yulang just accidentally saw the video clip of "Martial Arts Master Ma Mouguo" and was greatly inspired and found inspiration.

After carefully studying Ma Mouguo's road to fame, Xue Yulang understood it and flexibly applied it to the field of medical skills.

With his handsome appearance, powerful field control ability, and a mouth that can turn the dead into the living.

In addition, his grandfather is a miracle doctor. Xue Yulang spent a lot of money to hire a professional team to promote it. Every speech is carefully rehearsed. How can he be famous?

quickly.

Xue Yulang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and pretended to finish checking his pulse.

"Students, I have some very unfortunate news for you. The security guard suffers from a variety of basic diseases. This time, he is suffering from apnea syndrome. His various diseases are concentrated and he may not survive for a few days."

what!

hum!

When Xue Yulang said these words, the whole audience was shocked.

"However, I decided to use my true energy and three months of life to bring the security guard back to life!"

boom!

As soon as Xue Yulang said these words, the atmosphere in the audience instantly reached its peak.

Thousands of people were moved.

Some girls even started crying.

Several excited fans even rushed to the podium, kneeling and begging Xue Yulang not to save others or sacrifice themselves.

However, Xue Yulang acted righteously, scolded several fans, and expressed his core values ​​of "the great doctor serves the country and the people."

The whole audience was moved.

Even Jiang Xiaorou, who was sitting in the front row after going to the bathroom, couldn't help but her eyes were red and her face was full of sadness. She felt that Xue Yulang was so great and touching.

……

In full view of everyone, Xue Yulang picked up a silver needle and was about to stab Ye Wu.

Yet at this time.

After a hard fight and a lot of mana, he finally succeeded in completely removing the evil spirit from his body. Ye Wu, who was relaxed, slowly opened his eyes.

"Students, the security guard has this kind of disease. He will fall into a deep sleep without breathing. He will remain in this state until death. There is no possibility of waking up."

"But I only need one shot, and I will definitely revive him!"

In front of everyone, Xue Yulang held the silver needle and explained to everyone with a smile. As he was talking energetically, his eyes inadvertently glanced at Ye Wu who was lying on the stretcher, and his face and smile suddenly froze.