He was caught fishing at work, and he dragged the female CEO into the water with Qin Xun and Xia Nin
Chapter 850 Who is Xiaofang in your village?
On the big screen.
Ma Xiugui shook a stack of yellowed old papers towards the camera.
The audience at the scene howled, whistled, and burst into laughter.
"My hair!"
"Writing love letters to little girls in the second grade, is that so aggressive?"
"He can even do that to little girls?"
"Hey, can you guys stop being so perverted? Qin Xun was also a child when he was young."
"Is this something a 7-year-old can do? A 7-year-old?!"
"What a beast! Worse than a beast!"
……
The students at the scene were making a fuss, and netizens in the live broadcast room were also making fun of it.
[Do you have to be so dirty? Children's likes and loves are pure, and they may be influenced by TV dramas.
Didn’t you pretend to be a couple with others when you were in elementary school? 】
[No, I am usually the one shouting "The Emperor has passed away" without a sword.]
[It looks like there is more than one letter written on this stack of papers! ]
[Is this letter written to many girls, or is it written to one girl? ]
[Pervert, he has been a pervert since he was a child, he is gifted! ]
[Ancestor, our demon world has produced another holy son! ]
【This is a deformed love! 】
【Dirty! 】
……
lounge.
Everyone's eyes fell on Qin Xun.
Xia Ning looked at Qin Xun, frowned slightly, and thought.
Now he likes me, a young and mature woman who is three years older than him. Is it because he was hurt when he was rejected when he liked someone younger when he was a child?
He is so young and still studying, how could I not refuse?
I didn't expect that he was quite precocious!
Qin Xun noticed everyone's strange looks, looked around, and finally his eyes fell on Xia Ning's face.
He felt as if his crotch was covered in mud and said helplessly.
"Don't look at me like that."
"I swear, I have never written a love letter, no matter who it is to."
Xia Ning smiled softly and nodded, his voice faint.
"Yes, you even asked Huang Huai to write the love letter to me. It was an essay-like letter titled "On Qin Xun's Love for Xia Ning."
"It's so boring."
Qin Xun: "???"
For no apparent reason, I got slapped in the face again.
So annoying!
Principal Qin Jian felt a little nervous as he listened to the thunderous cheers in the venue.
The students can watch the fun without worrying about any trouble, but he has to take the responsibility.
Although the school had to give Qin Xun some face, the number of people in the live broadcast room had now exceeded 6 and was heading for 7.
Isn't it inappropriate to display a love letter written by a second-grade primary school kid in front of the entire school and tens of thousands of netizens?
This will lead the children astray!
How does Qin Fangshu do his work?
She flew all the way to Haicheng just to discredit our graduation ceremony?
Who reviewed this video?
We’ll settle the accounts together afterwards!
Just when Qin Jian was getting furious, he saw Ma Xiugui had already started showing the love letter on the big screen.
Slowly place the pictures one by one in front of the camera.
Each one was paused for more than ten seconds, so that others could clearly see the slightly scribbled words on it.
The first one reads:
There is a cow on the eastern hillside
The bull said I love you to the cow
The cow said to the bull, are you ashamed?
The bull said no shame
I love you!
The second one reads:
Smart, brave and strong
I really envy myself
Hula hoops are no problem.
Do a double backflip and salute
The third one reads:
There is a girl named Xiaofang in the village!!!
Good looking and kind!!!
A pair of beautiful eyes!!!
The braids are thick and long!!!
……
After Ma Xiugui showed three pieces of paper, the screen paused, as if intentionally giving the audience some time to vent their emotions.
Suddenly, the entire venue was filled with whistles, cheers, applause and applause.
In all directions of the venue, many girls stood on stools and shouted at the top of their lungs towards the stage.
"Don't be ashamed! I love you!"
"My name is Xiaofang! My name is Xiaofang!"
"Qin Xun, you are so narcissistic, you are so flirty!"
"Me too, I'm also very sexy!"
“We are the perfect match!”
"I've accepted your love letter!"
……
The number of people in the live broadcast room exceeded 10 at a terrifying speed.
Many netizens sent gifts, and more netizens started to make fun of it.
Share your thoughts in the comments section.
[Children are children, and the love letters they write are so childish! ]
[Why do I feel like this is not a love letter, but more like a song lyric]
【These songs are so funny! 】
[No wonder Qin Xun is so good at singing now, it turns out that he has been studying lyrics since the second grade of elementary school, it's amazing! ]
[But these lyrics are too low! ]
[Why do you ask so much, kid? It’s good enough if you can make the sentences rhyme! ]
[That’s right! I’m afraid you couldn’t recognize all these characters when you were in the second grade of elementary school.]
[I was in the second grade of elementary school and was still punished to copy homework because of bed-wetting! ]
……
In the lounge.
Qin Xun was stunned while watching TV.
My hair?
I was wondering where the lyrics I wrote when I was a kid had gone, and it turns out my mom stole them and kept them!
The lyrics shown above are only part of it. It’s not that he only wants to write this part, but that these songs are all popular songs on Tik Tok.
One characteristic of Tik Tok’s popular songs is fragmentation.
Everyone can only hum a short part and doesn’t know the complete song.
Sometimes netizens don’t even know that two popular melodies actually belong to the same song.
Qin Xun could only remember the lyrics of those old songs that he was familiar with.
Suddenly, Qin Xun heard Xia Ning's cold voice behind him.
"Who is Xiaofang in your village?"
"Also surnamed Qin?"
"Qin Xiaofang?"
Qin Xun was petrified and didn't know how to explain.
When he wrote the lyrics, he wrote them according to the modified roaring version of "Xiao Fang".
The character in the song should be a female devil with dreadlocks pulling out weeping willows.
Hearing Xia Ning's question, Qin Fangshu, who had been leaning against the wall and watching coldly, changed his expression slightly.
She was very sure that this Xiaofang could not be herself, and her nickname was Xiaoshu.
But she was still a little embarrassed, especially when Song Ying, Mi Xier, and An Ke looked at her meaningfully, her embarrassment reached its peak.
Qin Fangshu hesitated for a moment and said.
"none of my business."
Anke and Mixier smiled but said nothing.
Song Ying spoke quickly and sarcastically.
"Then why did you edit this love letter into the video?"
"Why do you want to stop here?"
"Are you sending yourself a love letter on behalf of Brother Qin Xun?"
Qin Fangshu was stunned!
???
!!!
This little girl has a poisonous mouth? !
……
The school leadership area is directly in front of the stage.
Qin Jian heard some vicious words coming from the venue from time to time.
"Dirty"
'satyr'
"Devil!"
"You're so sexy"
He was sweating so much that his bald head was covered with sweat. At this moment, he heard the director of the Education Bureau beside him talking with a smile.
"Teacher Qin, the school spirit of your school is very... very open-minded!"
"Outstanding graduate Qin Xun is also very interesting!"
"Hahahaha!"
Qin Jian could only smile awkwardly and stare at the big screen, only to see the video pause and end.
Ma Xiugui showed another "love letter" with a page filled with dense writing.
The camera zoomed in, gave a close-up of the paper, and then paused.
Qin Jian glanced at a few lines, slammed the table and spoke loudly.
"Director Zhao, our school's outstanding graduates are so interesting!"
In the venue, thousands of students gradually quieted down.
The noise in the venue became much quieter.
Everyone was amazed by the lyrics of the song written in the sloppy and crooked hands on the paper.
The only song title I saw above is.
【Qianbaidu】
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