He was caught fishing at work, and he dragged the female CEO into the water with Qin Xun and Xia Nin

Qin Fangshu was not afraid at all and asked back with a smile.

"if not?"

"Don't you know your own virtue?"

"If I don't edit this, should I edit the scene of you kissing?"

Qin Xun cursed angrily.

“Fuck you…!”

Halfway through his sentence, he remembered everyone's expectations of him, paid attention to his personal qualities, and swallowed the remaining word "mother".

This sudden bit of quality made the sentence weird.

Qin Fangshu forgot how to retort for a moment.

Xia Ning coughed lightly to express his dissatisfaction.

Ye Lan also stood up and walked out of the house, talking as she walked.

"It's almost my turn to perform on stage. I'm going to change my clothes and get ready."

When she reached the door, she turned around and looked at Qin Xun and said.

"Qin Xun, I'll tell you again, pay attention to your personal qualities."

Qin Xun: "..."

What an injustice!

Didn't I pay a little attention just now?

As a result, it is better to let yourself go.

At this time, Ma Xiugui's voice was heard from the TV again.

"Hello everyone, my name is Ma Xiugui, and I'm Qin Xun's mother."

"As for Xiaoxun, I won't hide it from you. He has been different from other children since he was born."

On the big screen.

Under the pomelo tree.

Ma Xiugui sat on a small stool, picking water spinach as she spoke.

"Xiao Xun was born at home. I remember that day after I gave birth to him, I woke up from a nap."

"At that time, it was just him and I in the room."

"I saw him lying next to me with his eyes wide open, and his ten little toes trembling."

"A pair of eyes, black and bright, swirled around as if observing the room."

"I was shocked at the time. How could a child who was only one day old be peeking around like a thief?"

"Then, he suddenly noticed that I was looking at her. We looked at each other. He was stunned for a moment and suddenly shouted... I... I..."

Ma Xiugui opened her mouth, tried to find the right pitch several times, and finally shouted out.

"I giao!"

"I was terrified at the time. This one-day-old baby could actually talk!"

The audience burst into laughter, and many people were laughing so hard that they fell over.

Amidst a burst of laughter, various talented people started to perform and shouted heart-wrenchingly.

"I—giao!"

"I-fuck!"

“F--k!”

……

The comments in the live broadcast room are even more unbearable to read.

[Shaking your toes and rolling your eyes? So cute! ]

[Qin Xun was born extraordinary. He has been able to wiggle his toes since he was a child! ]

[No wonder Qin Xun loves to swear so much, it turns out he has been swearing since he was born! ]

[Do you think he is talking about "my songs"? So writing songs is like drinking water for him now? ]

[Shaking his feet and cursing, isn't this a natural born hooligan? 】

[Maybe he had hemorrhoids when he was born and he screamed in pain! ]

[I’m giao, I’m giao, I’m giaogiaogiao!] 】

[Why does it feel so good to shout? 】

……

In the lounge.

Qin Xun found that everyone was looking at him, as if they wanted an explanation from him, he said dissatisfiedly.

"What are you looking at me for?"

"Do any of you remember what happened when you were one year old?"

"What do you mean by "I am not giao" and "I am giaogiao"?

"What about the baby drawing, the baby drawing, the galloping wild horse and the rose with thorns."

"I have no idea what it is."

After hearing what he said, everyone looked at each other, thinking that Qin Xun was crazy.

Why is it such a mess?

Qin Xun looked at the TV and sighed silently.

He couldn't quite remember how he came here through time travel, but it was probably when he was working as a slave many years after graduation and took a nap at his workstation during the lunch break.

At that time, I just thought it was an ordinary afternoon.

When I opened my eyes drowsily, I wanted to get up but couldn't, and I wanted to speak but couldn't.

Thinking it was sleep paralysis, I used the method I learned on the Internet to move my toes frantically and rotate my eyeballs.

I saw a completely unfamiliar environment.

Suddenly, I saw a "giant" and was so scared that I screamed "Oh shit"!

Unexpectedly, I couldn't control my voice freely and uttered the lines of little Agiao.

There is absolutely no intention to imitate him, nor does it mean that my life mentor Xiao A Jiao has traveled through time.

Qin Xun looked at the TV.

In the live broadcast room, his mother looked at the camera and happily recounted his glorious deeds.

"Xiao Xun, besides accidentally saying something on the first day he was born, he is different from other children in other ways."

"He never drank breast milk since he was young, only formula."

"Later we found out that he didn't refuse to drink breast milk. He would drink the milk I pumped out and put in a bottle, but he wouldn't drink it if I fed him directly."

“Everyone in the whole village finds it strange!”

"There was a famous master in our town at the time, so I took Xiao Xun to ask him."

"The master looked at me for a long time and said that my child is rebellious at such a young age and wants to be his father's father."

"Besides, he doesn't like women, so he will probably be a bachelor in the future."

"It scared me at the time!"

"How could someone be told by a master that he would be single for life right after he was born? I even suspect that the master wanted to trick my son into becoming a monk."

At this point, my mother laughed heartily and broke all the water spinach in her hand.

in the venue.

The audience stared at the big screen and laughed as if they had heard the best joke in the world.

"What kind of bullshit master?"

"What rebellion can a baby have?"

"What do you mean by wanting to be his father's father?"

"Still not interested in women?"

"I heard that his nickname in junior high school was 'Big Showoff'. There's no such thing as a wrong nickname, only a wrong name."

"Qin Xun has so many beautiful women around him. Does he look like he will be single for the rest of his life?"

……

Qin Jian looked at the TV screen and smiled helplessly.

After he traveled through time, he didn't remember much about his childhood, but he was reluctant to suck breast milk at first, probably because he was shy. Who would have thought that his mother was so superstitious.

As soon as I came out of confinement, I took myself to see a master and asked him to bless me.

Qin Xun was a little annoyed when he saw that the number of people online in the live broadcast room had exceeded 3, and they were all laughing at his joke.

How dark are these people's hearts?

Why is it that when I talk about the embarrassing things that happened in my childhood, I can’t bear to let them go?

The stay time is too long!

The show hasn’t even started yet!

Damn, someone sent me a gift!

Crazy!

Suddenly, the comments in the live broadcast room became unified, and everyone was recognizing relatives.

[Mother-in-law, I am your daughter-in-law! ]

[Mother-in-law, I am your daughter-in-law! ]

[Mother-in-law, I am your daughter-in-law! ]

……

Looking at the comments that filled the screen, Qin Xun became even more annoyed, and his anus couldn't help but tighten.

He doesn't believe that all 5 people in this live broadcast room are women. There must be men, and there may even be old men who can't even hold their shit.

Isn’t it disgusting that a group of grown men call her “mother-in-law”?

Xia Ning secretly glanced at the expressions of the other women in the room and felt a little proud.

So many people want to marry Qin Xun, but only I can do it.

It was a wise decision to smash his rental house and make him homeless.

The images continued to play on the giant screen on the stage.

Ma Xiugui restrained her hearty laughter, put down the water spinach in her hand, and said.

"I have been worried for years and have always asked him to play with the girls in the village, but he just doesn't want to, and he often sticks cockleburs in people's hair."

"But later, when he started studying, I wasn't too worried."

"How could my son not be interested in women?"

"He has been very, very smart since kindergarten. He learned all the fifth-grade words in the first grade, and he started writing love letters in the second grade!"

As she spoke, she picked up a few pieces of paper from the ground and shook them in front of the camera.

"No, look!"

Qin Xun was confused.

I giao!

Where did the love letter come from?

Why don’t I remember writing a love letter?

How could I possibly write a love letter to a kid in first or second grade? How could I be that perverted?!

This bastard Qin Fangshu even fabricated props to slander me?