He was caught fishing at work, and he dragged the female CEO into the water with Qin Xun and Xia Nin

Chapter 696: Ask Bodhisattva to let all the singles in the world be buried with him!

The voice just fell.

Qin Xun raised his eyebrows, his eyes bursting with murderous intent, and said loudly.

"What is Kung Fu!"

"What is Kung Fu?!"

After saying that, he punched the bag tied to the tree.

Only a "puff" sound was heard.

The leather bag cracked, and yellow sand sputtered and flew all over the sky.

Qin Xun pointed at the camera with a cold voice.

"Kung Fu is honed over time!"

He turned around and chuckled.

"You block!"

"block!"

"block!"

As he finished speaking, he punched the bag on the tree quickly.

One bag after another exploded!

"Fake package worth 20,000 to 30,000 yuan!"

Qin Xun suddenly exerted his strength and hit the big entangled bag in the middle with an iron mountain.

"With twenty years of hard work on your shoulders, can you stop me?"

Only a muffled sound was heard!

The tangled bags exploded, sand flew and fell to the ground.

Then, some leaves fell one after another.

Qin Xun turned around, looked at the lens in Wu Yu's hand, and walked over step by step.

The stern look on his face disappeared, and he became gentle and gentle. With a gentle smile on his lips, he spoke slowly.

"Kung Fu, two words."

"One horizontally and one vertically."

"Only those who are standing are qualified to speak. Are you right?"

Done.

Qin Xun heard the surroundings were quiet except for the sound of wind, and turned around to look around.

I found that everyone had a look of shock on their faces.

Xia Ning was stunned.

Ye Lan took a breath.

Qiao Lele opened her mouth wide.

Goosebumps appeared on Xu Luoluo's arms, and his mushroom head seemed to have absorbed nutrients and became bigger.

Niu Xiaojun quietly ran ten meters away and looked at him warily.

Qin Xun felt that they were making too much fuss. He turned his head, looked at Wu Yu behind the phone camera, and suddenly smiled.

When Wu Yu saw Qin Xun looking at him, his hands shook and his voice was trembling.

"Um...you don't want to practice with me again, do you?"

Qin Xun shook his head helplessly and shouted loudly.

"Crack!"

After the words fell, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

The somewhat solemn atmosphere just now suddenly became alive.

Soon.

Qin Xun was surrounded by everyone and began to chatter.

Niu Xiaojun patted his chest and said in a broken gong voice.

"Qin Xun, you are going crazy!"

"You just fucking scared me to death!"

"Why are you so strong?"

"With twenty years of skill in your last punch, you can't kill a cow?"

Ye Lan was also frightened when she thought of the scenes of flying sand and rocks.

"Qin Xun, you are so lazy, how did you develop this kind of kung fu?"

"When I was acting, I saw people blow up a sandbag with one punch many times, but those were prop sandbags. Those of yours are solid bags."

"Even if it's a fake bag, it's made of leather. It's strong and tough. How come you're blowing it up with each punch?"

Qiao Lele followed.

"I wrapped those bags with tape myself. I wrapped them several times and they were very strong."

"Master Qin, how do you practice your kung fu?"

"You must be very good at working as a cow to plow the fields in our village."

Qin Xun put his hands behind his back and smiled without saying a word.

When Xia Ning heard "cows plowing the land", she remembered the saying "The land that has not been plowed is only the cows that have died from exhaustion", and couldn't help but blush.

Hey!

Why do I keep thinking about random things lately?

suddenly.

Wu Yu shouted.

"Stop arguing!"

When the surroundings quieted down, she raised her phone, looked at Qin Xun and asked with a puzzled look on her face.

"Qin Xun, I don't understand."

"What's the use of posting this video?"

Qin Xun smiled slightly and explained.

"When others slander you, never prove it to yourself, it doesn't make any sense."

"And the shitty things in the entertainment industry are hotly searched in the news from time to time."

“And the best way to make a hot search quickly forgotten is to create a bigger hot search!”

Ye Lan took it seriously and nodded.

Except for anti-fans, who would do the stupid thing of chasing a certain celebrity all day long and scolding them when they are full and have nothing to do?

When new hot spots emerge, this matter will pass.

In the entertainment industry, when a star shows signs of collapse, it is common for another star's scandal to be revealed to cover it up.

Qin Xun took the mobile phone from Wu Yu's hand, handed it to Xu Luoluo, and gave instructions.

"Classmate Xu, you quickly edit the video, upload it to Douyin immediately, and then invest 1 yuan in Douyin to buy hundreds of thousands of traffic."

"If you can't attract natural traffic, just invest more in it, and keep investing, with a cap of 10 yuan."

Xu Luoluo held the phone with both hands, feeling a heavy responsibility and nodded vigorously.

"OK, all right!"

After a pause, her voice became much softer and she asked a little embarrassedly.

"Mr. Qin, how do you write the copy?"

Qin Xun laughed and slowly turned to look at Xia Ning.

Xia Ning suddenly had an ominous premonition when she saw Qin Xun's eyes that were half-smiling but not smiling.

What does this guy want to do?

Before she had time to react, she heard Qin Xun say something extremely embarrassing and embarrassing in an affectionate voice.

"If the girl I protect is depressed by you."

"110 will take me, 120 will carry you away, I will be on the news, and you will register."

"From now on, there is another chapter in the Ten Deadly Sins. What I mean is that I will not let you go even if I am a ghost."

After hearing these words, Xia Ning got goosebumps all over her body and was speechless.

Ah... this...

Why do I feel like laughing and crying at the same time?

Is this the domineering love of a middle school boy?

It feels like being tied to a chair and fed shit-flavored chocolate.

Xia Ning noticed that other people were looking at her in astonishment, and couldn't help but blush slightly. She wanted to pretend to scold Qin Xun, but she couldn't bear it.

No matter how ugly the love words are, they are still love words. After all, people have good intentions.

suddenly.

Ye Lan sneered and looked at Qin Xun.

"really interesting!"

"Zhu Yuanju said a few flirtatious words to Xia Ning, and then you fucked her in public."

"Now that people are fighting back and allowing the navy to slander Xia Ning's sexual intercourse, you are going to declare your sovereignty to the entire world with a video that combines elements of showing off your wealth and some weird quotes?"

"Have you eaten enough to hold yourself up?"

As she said that, she turned to look at Xia Ning, with a half-hearted smile on her face.

"Xia Ning, you are so happy!"

Xia Ning: "..."

After a moment, a gentle smile appeared on her face and her voice became gentler.

"Yes, it is!"

Wu Yu rolled his eyes!

Niu Xiaojun screamed!

Qiao Lele and Xu Luoluo were silent and did not dare to speak.

……

After half an hour.

Xu Luoluo edited the video, edited the copy and released Douyin.

I invested 10,000 yuan in Doujia.

She clasped her hands together and held the phone in her palms and bowed, praying in her heart.

"The Great Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, please bless the video to go viral so that enough people will pay attention to the fact that we were deceived when buying bags."

"Defend our rights!"

"Also... Mr. Qin's show of affection cannot only hurt the singles in our yard. Please Bodhisattva, please let all the singles in the world be buried with him!"


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