He was caught fishing at work, and he dragged the female CEO into the water with Qin Xun and Xia Nin

Seeing Qin Xun's pretense even when he was about to die, many women present became angry and began to besiege Qin Xun.

Ye Lan was the first to attack and cursed loudly.

"Qin Xun!"

"You can still laugh?"

"You are indeed a slut!"

"Do you know the dangers of the entertainment industry? Rumors are stronger than tigers. There used to be a male artist who had a kiss scene with a female artist, and the female artist spread the rumor that he stuck out his tongue."

"That male artist is too arrogant to bother to refute the rumors. Everything he said later became true."

"When the truth comes out more than ten years later, he will have long passed his prime as an actor. But besides himself, who has paid any price for this rumor?"

"Little brother, I advise you not to play with fire!"

Hearing this, Qin Xun was shocked.

Has this kind of bad thing happened in this world?

Sure enough, Huang Yao is the most shameless rumor, no matter whether the target is a man or a woman.

Xia Ning looked at Ye Lan and frowned slightly.

What qualifications do you have to call Qin Xun your little brother?

When Wu Yu saw Qin Xun's stunned expression, he became angry and cursed loudly.

"Qin Xun!"

"Do you know how much I have paid for this movie through wind and rain these days?"

"You are so happy and free. You are lying here and sleeping, and I am so tired that I have lost several pounds."

"This movie is not only about making money, but more importantly, I, Wu Yu, want to prove to the world that I can not only score 99 points, but I can also score 100 points!"

"Please correct your attitude and respect other people's dreams, okay?"

Niu Xiaojun saw that Qin Xun didn't retaliate when he was scolded, so he quickly seized the opportunity, stepped forward, put his hands on his hips and unleashed firepower.

"Qin Xun!"

"Slacker!"

"Arrogant devil!"

"miser!"

"Big idiot!"

When Qin Xun heard the dirty words, he couldn't help being shocked and cursed.

"Damn it, when others scold me, they always feel sorry for their misfortune and hate them. Why don't you just stop pretending and just avenge yourself?"

"Spraying feces and insulting my character?"

Niu Xiaojun laughed.

"Now the whole Internet is insulting you, including me."

"If you don't solve the rhythm of the Internet for one day, you will always be inferior to me in my heart, and you will be one level lower than a dog, and I will have to scold you."

When Xia Ning heard this, he frowned and was about to stop Niu Xiaojun.

But he saw a dangerous smile on Qin Xun's lips and said loudly.

"Rhythm?"

“What the fuck is rhythm?”

The sound was so loud that everyone was stunned.

Seeing that his aura became fierce, they knew that Qin Xun was serious, and they couldn't help but look forward to it.

His shots are always accurate and ruthless!

Qin Xun smiled slightly, looked at Ye Lan and said.

"The Internet says I'm showing off my wealth?"

Ye Lan: "Yes!"

Qin Xun looked at Wu Yu again and asked.

"Is it said on the Internet that my strange sayings teach bad things to children?"

Wu Yu: "Yes!"

Qin Xun looked at Niu Xiaojun again, and saw the look of expectation on her face, like a primary school student who had an answer and was waiting for the teacher to ask a question. He hesitated for a moment, and his eyes fell on Xia Ning's face.

"I tease you about sex on the Internet and say I'm your bitch?"

Xia Ning was a little embarrassed.

"Yes……"

Then, he quickly added.

"But I think I am more accommodating to you. You are not my bitch!"

Niu Xiaojun was deliberately ignored, and he gritted his teeth with hatred and said in a deep voice.

"I think it's a mad dog!"

Qin Xun ignored her, his eyes fell on Qiao Lele's face and asked.

"The Internet says I'm not positive enough?"

Qiao Lele immediately said: "Yes!"

Qin Xun nodded, finally looked at Xu Luoluo, and asked with a smile.

"We bought a fake bag worth RMB 78 today, and we are still being slandered. Are we blackmailing people?"

Xu Luoluo looked a little aggrieved and said "hmm" forcefully.

"Yes!"

Qin Xun's mouth slowly revealed a cold smile.

"it is good!"

"It's unlucky for this store to hit the muzzle of my gun!"

"I will use it as a sacrifice to the flag today!"

His eyes swept across the crowd, and when he saw the anticipation on their faces, his voice became impassioned.

"They set my pace?!"

"They bullied me online?!"

"They sold me fakes?!"

He paused and his voice grew louder.

"I must let them know today who is the real rhythm master in this world!"

"Who is the real master of cyberbullying!"

suddenly!

Qin Xun suddenly flipped upside down, jumped up high, and landed firmly on the stone table, stepping on the piled bags.

"Who the hell is the real grandmaster!"

Everyone was startled, raised their heads, and took a breath of cold air.

"Fuck!"

"martial arts master!"

"Pretending again!"

"Be careful!"

Qin Xun stood on the stone table, put his hands behind his back, and shouted.

"Listen to it all!"

There was silence for a while, and everyone looked at each other in shock.

Xu Luoluo is indeed the person who has studied "The Book of Flattery", and he is the most flattering person, so he said loudly.

"I'm here!"

Afterwards, everyone reacted.

"I'm here!"

"I'm here!"

"I am also here!"

"We're all here!"

"Master Qin, please give me your instructions if you need anything!"

Qin Xun put his hands behind his back, raised his head slightly and looked at the sky, and said loudly as if he was proud to shit on Tathagata's head.

"Qiao Lele!"

Qiao Lele shouted.

"To!"

Qin Xun gave the order.

"You fill all thirty fake bags with sand, wrap them tightly with transparent glue, and tie them to the big tree in the yard."

Qiao Lele was stunned and didn't know why he did this, but he didn't ask questions so as not to interrupt Qin Xun's rhythm.

she shouted.

"Roger that!"

Qin Xun continued to give instructions and said loudly.

"Xu Luoluo!"

Xu Luoluo: "Arrived!"

Qin Xun ordered loudly.

"Eat enough, drink enough water, and have your phone ready to take a video for me later."

Xu Luoluo is super loud.

"Roger that!"

Qin Xun called out another name.

"Niu Xiaojun!"

Niu Xiaojun had been ignored just now, but now that he was called out, he actually felt a sense of honor. He gave an unruly salute and responded loudly.

"To!"

Qin Xun lowered his head, his eyes swept across the crowd, and finally landed on the face of Niu Xiaojun, who looked determined.

"You take the lead in applauding me!"

"I'm pretending to be comfortable today. I need some cheerleading and some atmosphere!"

Niu Xiaojun was stunned and put down his saluting hand. His face became a little embarrassed and reluctant, but he saw Xia Ning winking at him.

She was a little helpless.

Ning Ning, just pet him!

Look how spoiled he is!

Do you want me to flatter someone who is awesome?

Niu Xiaojun applauded reluctantly.

Xia Ning immediately followed.

Xu Luoluo smiled and clapped vigorously, feeling like a pep rally before a war.

Ye Lan smiled and clapped.

Wu Yu smiled bitterly and clapped.

Wang Cui looked at the tall Qin Xun, clapped his hands, and sighed in his heart.

Sigh... Mr. Qin really gives people a smelly and fragrant feeling.

……

The sun is about to set.

The sky is filled with flaming clouds.

In the courtyard.

Qin Xun changed into clean training clothes and walked around the big tree, looking at the brand-name bags tied to the trunk.

Like a tree covered with big tumors.

The "tumor" in the center is particularly large, with several bags tightly intertwined together, like a hanging hornet's nest.

He pounded it with his fist and turned to look at the people standing in several rows behind him. Seeing their expressions of expectation and confusion, they probably couldn't guess what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.

Qin Xun's eyes fell on Xu Luoluo and shouted.

"Xu Luoluo, it's time to start."

"Let's give the world a big middle finger!"

Xu Luoluo immediately took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera, and pointed it at Qin Xun with both hands.

suddenly.

A hand reached over and took away the phone. She quickly turned around and saw that it was Wu Yu, and asked in a panic.

"Director Wu, what are you doing?"

Wu Yu smiled and said.

"I'll do photography, I'm a professional."

She picked up her phone, pointed it at Qin Xun, and shouted.

"The first scene of "Qin Xun's Pretense"!"

"action!"