He was caught fishing at work, and he dragged the female CEO into the water with Qin Xun and Xia Nin

Seeing Wu Yu's aggressive look, Qin Xun grinned lightly.

"sinner?"

Wu Yu was so frightened that she curled up her legs and stepped on the edge of the bed, as if she was ready to escape at any moment.

She quickly turned to look at Xia Ning.

"Sister! Look at him!"

Xia Ning walked to Qin Xun, patted his shoulder gently, and said softly.

"Don't be impulsive."

"She is very popular in my grandma's family. She is the apple of my grandma's family."

Qin Xun thought for a while.

Xia Ning's grandma, he may also call her grandma in the future, so this Xiaobo girl is his sister-in-law?

Headache……

Qin Xun looked at Wu Yu and gradually revealed a harmless smile.

Wu Yu looked at Qin Xun's smile, but felt inexplicably flustered. Instead of looking at him, he turned to look at Xia Ning.

"Old nun, you don't want your Jinwu Zang... Zhuang, Jinwu Zangzhuang to be known to the whole family, right?"

"During the Chinese New Year, seven aunts, eight aunts, and so many brothers and sisters gather around you to ask questions."

"That scene is so exciting just thinking about it!"

Hearing this, Xia Ning looked a little ugly.

Wu Yu said with a smile.

"If you cooperate well with my trial, then based on our relationship, my investigation report..."

"Can I whitewash it for you?"

Xia Ning sighed, dragged a chair to the corner of the room, and sat side by side with Qin Xun.

Facing Wu Yu.

Wu Yu picked up the recorder, looked at Qin Xun, and asked.

"Sinner A, what's your name?"

Qin Xun: "..."

He looked at Wu Yu silently and said nothing, but felt a gentle tap on his back by Xia Ning.

He said helplessly.

"My name is Qin Xun."

Wu Yu: "Gender?"

Qin Xun: "???"

Feeling another tap on my back, I had no choice but to reply.

"male!"

Wu Yu: "How old are you?"

Qin Xun: "21 years old."

When Wu Yu heard Qin Xun's age, he suddenly smiled, looked at Xia Ning and said.

"You two are not suitable."

"Think about it, he is only 21 years old and you are already 24."

"He probably hasn't graduated yet. After he graduates and goes out into society, he can start a business for a few years and play with women for a few more years."

"When it settles down to the age of 30 and is settled, when you want to get married."

"You are already 34 years old and have gone through menopause."

Qin Xun frowned.

No, is this Wu Yu sick?

Talking about menopause?

Xia Ning glanced at the recorder, not wanting to be attacked during the Chinese New Year, she took a deep breath and said coldly.

"At 34 years old, you won't go through menopause."

Qin Xun: "???"

No, this Xia Ning is also sick, right?

Why do you answer this question so honestly?

Wu Yu was very satisfied with Xia Ning's performance. He turned to look at Qin Xun and said angrily with a straight face.

"Sinner A!"

"Why did you put...my socks in my mouth?"

Qin Xun: "..."

He thought for a moment and said with a smile.

"Since I didn't wear any socks today, I had to use yours."

Wu Yu: "???"

What brain circuit is this?

The point of my question is whose socks it is?

Xia Ning: "???"

He... he's quite nice!

I know men’s feet smell.

Wu Yu's eyes fell on Qin Xun's big slippers, thinking that if his mouth was stuffed with two pairs of socks like that, would he be full?

She was actually a little lucky and cursed loudly.

"Don't you know that socks are dirty and smelly?"

But he saw Qin Xun answering seriously.

"I always thought women's feet smelled good."

"Isn't it yours?"

Wu Yu: "..."

Uh……

She was silenced by Qin Xungan for a moment.

After a moment, she said.

"Of course mine... doesn't stink."

At this time, she saw Qin Xun turn to look at Xia Ning and said sincerely.

"Ning Ning, don't you have that nozzle?"

"Take it out and squirt it on your sister."

"It won't stink anymore."

Xia Ning asked, not understanding.

"What nozzle?"

Qin Xun looked serious.

"It's the same freshener I used to spray the urine on Fatty Zhou when I beat him to the point of incontinence last time. He peed on the carpet."

"The kind that costs 200 yuan to spray."

"Don't be so stingy, take it out and squirt it in your sister's mouth."

Xia Ning: "..."

This Qin Xun Yin Yang person is really good at it.

Is this something to be stingy about?

Wu Yu felt sick after hearing this.

Beat someone until they become incontinent?

Spray my mouth with something that sprays urine?

Is this what a human can say?

Wu Yu glared at Qin Xun and said angrily.

"Sinner A!"

"Don't go too far!"

"I'm the presiding judge now, the super professional kind."

"Be serious!"

Seeing Qin Xun's big innocent eyes open, his doubts filled with sincerity, she felt a little unsure again.

Could it be that Qin Xun was sincere?

Wu Yu snorted coldly and continued to question.

"First sinner, why do you push your knee into my chest? It's so dirty!"

Qin Xun replied with an innocent look on his face.

"Sorry, I didn't realize those were your breasts just now."

As soon as this word comes out.

The world is quiet!

Xia Ning stared at Wu Yu and saw her lips pursed into a line and the hand holding the recording pen trembled slightly.

She once thought Wu Yu was proud of having a flat chest.

Until one night when she was 16, she and Wu Yu were sleeping in the same bed and heard Wu Yu sighing with envy.

"Look at the ridge and the side into the peak, the distance is different."

suddenly!

She buried her head on her chest and spoke in a low voice.

"I don't know the true face of Mount Lu, I just live in this mountain."

Actually Wu Yu minds this!

If a sock is stuffed in the mouth, it will cause physical damage plus magic damage.

Then what Qin Xun gives now is critical hit plus real damage!

Wu Yu looked at Qin Xun silently, his voice as low and cold as the murmur of a female ghost.

"Can you stinky men show some kindness to flat-chested women?"

"Only children like women with big breasts. When you grow up and mature, you will realize..."

Qin Xun answered immediately.

"I like it even more!"

Xia Ning: "..."

She felt a hint of danger, not from Wu Yu, but from Qin Xun.

There is an oppressive feeling of being watched eagerly.

No, it’s a wolf watching with eager eyes!

Wu Yu had never met such a person before. He stared at Qin Xun for a long time without saying anything, and finally looked at Xia Ning and said loudly.

"Sister, look at him!"

Xia Ning sighed helplessly, reached out and patted Qin Xun's back gently, and said softly.

"Sinner A, please cooperate well."

Qin Xun nodded and answered quietly.

"Okay, Sinner B."

Xia Ning: "..."

Wu Yu looked at the two people who seemed to be flirting, frowned tightly, looked at Qin Xun, and shouted.

"Sinner A!"

"Did you have sex with Sinner B?"

Qin Xun: "Huh?"

"doing what?"

Xia Ning blushed and stared at Wu Yu.

Wu Yu ignored him and reminded him.

"Love!"

Qin Xun turned to look at Xia Ning and found that her face was red and her tanning effect was not obvious, so he answered truthfully.

"Not yet, I'm still working on it."

Xia Ning: "???"

Is this human?

What does it mean to still be working hard?

Did he listen to what his mother told Qin Xun last time, "secrets are used to make things happen, words are used to reveal failures"?