He was caught fishing at work, and he dragged the female CEO into the water with Qin Xun and Xia Nin

Qin Xun looked at Xia Ning with wide eyes.

Is Xia Ning such a virgin?

He pointed at Wu Yu, who was lying on the ground and crying silently, looking a little pitiful, and said.

"She's a killer!"

Xia Ning hesitated to speak. Looking at the "killer" who looked hopeless, she quickly reached out and pulled out the cloth from her mouth.

When I pulled it out, I found it was a sock.

She was startled and turned to look at Qin Xun, her voice trembling.

"You stuff a sock in a woman's mouth?"

Qin Xun was a little angry and said in a deep voice.

"No! It's two!"

Xia Ning: "..."

She quickly lowered her head, reached out and pulled out the other one from Wu Yu's mouth, and threw it aside.

Pat Wu Yu's face gently.

"Are you OK?"

Wu Yu's eyes were dull, his mouth was slightly open, and he couldn't say a word.

Qin Xun: "???"

He was a little confused.

suddenly.

Xia Ning saw Qin Xun's right knee pressing against Wu Yu's flat chest. She couldn't help but feel angry and reached out to slap Qin Xun's thigh hard.

"Qin Xun!"

"How dare you push your knee into a woman's breast?"

"Are you still human?"

Qin Xun was stunned, stood up, and said angrily.

"Xia Ning, I didn't expect it!"

"You are such a holy mother!"

"She's here to kill me, killer!"

"Are killers divided into men and women?"

But he saw Xia Ning staring at him for a while, and suddenly sighed like a deflated ball.

"That's true, I can't blame you."

At this time, Wu Yu, who was lying on the ground, curled up, turned to look at Xia Ning, and let out a cry full of resentment.

"what?"

Xia Ning pursed her lips, a little embarrassed.

Immediately afterwards, Wu Yu was heard crying loudly.

"Old nun!"

"It's inhumane to have someone of the opposite sex!"

"Do you know how many slaps I just received?"

"Don't you blame him for this?"

"Woooooooo..."

"Didn't we agree to stay single until death?"

"Not only did you secretly find a boyfriend, you also found a violent maniac, a big pervert!"

Xia Ning looked embarrassed.

adolescence.

She has a cold temperament and is not interested in men, while Wu Yu also has short hair and flat chest all year round and seems not interested in men either.

So, with Niu Xiaojun, the foul-mouthed eldest sister, the three of them agreed to be good sisters for life.

Never marry, stay single until death.

Seeing Wu Yu crying miserably, Xia Ning sat cross-legged on the ground, held the crying Wu Yu in her arms, and patted her back gently.

"Don't cry, don't cry."

"It's all a misunderstanding..."

Wu Yu put her head on Xia Ning's chest, buried herself in her chest and cried louder.

Qin Xun: "???"

There seems to be something fishy here.

Could it be that... this woman with short hair and flat chest is not a killer, but a good friend of Xia Ning?

Uh……

He turned and ran out the door.

Xia Ning looked at Qin Xun's back with a wry smile on his face.

Wu Yu has a slight mysophobia and had two socks stuffed into her mouth. I am afraid that this matter will not go well today.

No matter how much Qin Xun apologizes, he's afraid he won't be able to coax her.

But... Qin Xun didn't seem to have done anything wrong, right?

Wu Yu noticed that Qin Xun had gone out and looked up at Xia Ning with tears in her eyes.

"Old nun, you have to stand up for me today."

Xia Ning frowned slightly when he heard the nickname "Old Nun", but hesitated but did not correct it.

never mind!

tell you later.

She was miserable enough today.

suddenly.

The two girls heard a rush of footsteps and looked towards the door, only to see Qin Xun running in with a bottle in his hand...

Ice Coke?

The two looked confused.

Qin Xun walked up to him, knelt down and handed the Coke to Wu Yu.

"This professional... person, come on, rinse your mouth with Coke."

Wu Yu wiped her tears and glared at Qin Xun hatefully.

Qin Xun explained.

"Coke kills bacteria and prevents fungal infections in your mouth."

Wu Yu was speechless!

She had heard of Coca-Cola killing sperms, but she had never heard of Coca-Cola killing bacteria.

Eh...he is yin and yang and my mouth will get athlete's foot?

But my feet don’t even have athlete’s foot!

It turns out he is still insulting people!

Qin Xun looked at Wu Yu with a kind face and continued to explain.

"The Coca-Cola is ice-cold and cool, and it makes bubbles when gargled in the mouth, so you can spit it out far away."

Wu Yu imagined that scene, which seemed a bit indecent.

"threw up?"

I heard Qin Xun say seriously.

"If you don't want to spit it out, you can swallow it."

Wu Yu: "???"

She raised her hand to make a "stop" gesture and felt like she was going to vomit. She looked up at Xia Ning and asked seriously.

"Old nun, it must be very difficult for you to fall in love with such a violent man with extremely low emotional intelligence!"

Xia Ning: "..."

"Alright."

She looked at Wu Yu and asked.

"Don't you work abroad?"

"Why did you come here suddenly today and didn't say hello to me?"

Wu Yu took his head out of Xia Ning's arms, stood up, and looked down at Xia Ning and Qin Xun.

"If I told you, would I still find a lewd man hiding in your bedroom?"

Xia Ning: "..."

Qin Xun was a little confused.

What is this mess?

Is Xia Ning having an affair with this super professional mentally retarded person?

Wu Yu walked outside the door, walked back to the room with the silver suitcase, sat on the bed, and opened the suitcase.

Take out a voice recorder and press the record button.

She cleared her throat, glanced coldly at Xia Ning and Qin Xun, and said loudly.

"Sinner A!"

"Sinner B."

"Are you convicted?"

Xia Ning: "..."

Qin Xun sneered, hooked the chair with his feet, sat down and stared at Wu Yu.

Wu Yu thought of this guy's big slap and felt a little flustered. She turned to look at Xia Ning and said.

"Old...sister, look at him!"

Xia Ning walked up to Qin Xun and patted her on the shoulder.

"Don't behave like a child."

Qin Xun heard Wu Yu call Xia Ning "sister" and looked at Wu Yu up and down. His eyes finally fell on her chest with a look of shock on his face.

"Xia Ning, don't tell me this is your seven-year-old sister."

"Is this seven years old?"

Wu Yu: "???"

No, is this person mentally ill?

Can one judge age by looking at breast size?

Xia Ning quickly explained and said.

"Qin Xun, this is my cousin, one year younger than me."

"Her name is Wu Yu."

The voice just fell.

Qin Xun raised his eyebrows, looked at Xia Ning and asked.

"Wu Yu?"

Xia Ning: "Wu Yu."

Qin Xun sneered.

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

"Your mother's surname is Liu. Your cousin shouldn't also be surnamed Liu. How can she be surnamed Wu?"

Xia Ning explained.

"She takes her mother's last name."

Qin Xun immediately thought that Ye Lan took her mother's surname, and was a little surprised. Looking at Wu Yu's cold face, he asked Xia Ning.

"She is also...an illegitimate daughter?"

Xia Ning: "..."

Wu Yu said angrily.

"Sinner A!"

"I advise you not to speak arrogantly!"

Seeing that the conflict between the two continued to intensify, Xia Ning said quickly.

"No, she is a serious child in the family. Is it weird to have her mother's last name?"

Qin Xun thought about it carefully.

"It's weird!"

When Wu Yu heard this, he frowned tightly, reached out and slapped the bed hard, and said loudly.

"Sinner A!"

"I now officially inform you that I am a professional private detective, subject to..."

She suddenly remembered that Qin Xun had warned her just now that he would slap her to death if she dared to mention "Xia Shujie"'s name, and she couldn't help but feel a little scared.

"Entrusted by an important person, I came to Xia Ning's villa to catch an adulterer."

"You... I really caught you!"

She glanced at the two of them and said in a deep voice.

"Sinner A, sinner B, do you know your sin?"