This elf world is kind of weird

Chapter 263 Hua Lan’s Big Eater Challenge

On August 6th, Hualan City.

The annual cross-regional Big Eater Challenge has kicked off again. As the venue for this year's Kanto competition, this bustling seaside city has welcomed more tourists than ever before at the same time.

Not only were the seaside attractions overcrowded, the city was also full of sightseeing crowds, and the most crowded one was the Hualan Gym, which was bustling with people.

Here, a unique competition will soon be held, gathering top players and their fans from all over the world.

What attracts the most attention is undoubtedly the favorites to win this competition, a pair of truly powerful rivals.

Miss Ami, who is from the Johto region and is the six-time champion in both Kanto and Johto regions and the three-time champion in the finals.

The lifelong enemy of Angry Mantou, the runner-up in the Kanto Division for two consecutive years, and the ultimate warrior Shiba King who has been out of control since he learned about this competition.

And at the registration point outside the door, a special pair of tourists is slowly coming from a distance.

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After sending away Ma Zhishi, who was determined to go back to the dead leaves after learning from the painful experience, and practiced his skills well, and also served as the gymnasium owner for a few days, the self-driving tour that Nazi had been looking forward to since the meeting in Carlos finally took place.

Before entering Hualan City, the eye-catching billboards in the southern suburbs attracted the attention of the two of them.

At first, Philio didn't pay much attention to it, but when he saw the time of the game, he sighed with emotion, and the Tyrannosaurus, who was sleeping in the poke ball, listened to him.

The giant dragon, who has never been weaker than anyone in his life when it comes to eating, ignited a raging fighting spirit. In the violent shaking, even through the shell of the Poké Ball, Filio was able to reach his partner with a particularly good appetite. Mind.

As a result, the original seaside vacation plan was replaced by a big appetite challenge.

Sunbathing, sunscreen, playing watermelon, beach volleyball... all the above plots disappeared, replaced by a fierce and bloody battle.

There is one missing couple playing on Hualan Beach, and the arena of Hualan Gym welcomes this special pair of guests.

"Hello, can I still register now? I am a tourist here. I saw it by chance and wanted to participate. I have caused you trouble."

"March!"

There were not many people before the registration point, and Philio arrived in front of the volunteers who were in charge of registering registration information without queuing up.

At the same time as he was politely saying hello, the little dream demon was also shaking above his head, showing a smile that was beyond cute.

Although he was in Kanto, which is not very well-known, as Philio took off his sunglasses to reveal his true face, and with the dream monster above his head, the staff recognized him at a glance, and stood up with eyes shining. .

"Are you Mr. Filio from Carlos? Hello! You can register. Which Pokémon do you want to register for yourself and yourself? By the way, I am your fan. Your competition at the Miare Convention I’ve seen them all! I like Dream Demon the most!”

The volunteer who seemed to be in his early twenties grabbed his hand. His enthusiastic attitude was in sharp contrast to the previous business-like attitude. It also made a climber who had just completed the registration and had not had time to leave look filled with sadness and anger.

But before she could use the topic for a moment, a gentle gaze came faintly from the crowd behind, conveying a creepy and dangerous aura, which made her hair stand on end, as if she had encountered some natural enemy hiding in the dark. , trembling all over subconsciously.

At the same time, a soft but irresistible force also came from his hand at the same time. Filio in front of him smiled and shook his head. After withdrawing his hand without a trace, he took the registration form from the table and filled it out with a pen. , and put it in a small pile of registration.

"I want to sign up for Tyrannosaurus, thank you for your support and service, goodbye."

"Machi~!"

Before he finished speaking, he came and went in a hurry and disappeared from sight.

"...I didn't expect to see him in the Big Eater Competition."

The inexperienced girl froze on the spot. She had not yet recovered from the experience she had just experienced. She just looked at her hands and murmured to herself, completely forgetting the strange and terrifying look just now.

It wasn't until the applicants in the back row urged her that she recalled her responsibilities again, sat back in her seat with a smile on her face, and received the small team that had already had a few more people in just a short while, full of motivation.

"You are quite popular now, and all the girls in places like this know who you are."

"Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise it would be bad if I was entangled."

"Why, are you still a little worried? Shouldn't you be very happy?"

"How can you be happy? It's too late to worry! Of course, if you are so enthusiastic, I will be very happy."

"Go! Glib! Good idea!"

With a slap that was neither light nor heavy on the shoulder, a small crisis disappeared invisible.

Relying on the cover of the little dream monster's tricks, the two, who had been pretending to be low-key, walked hand in hand, passed through the crowded crowd, and entered the gymnasium.

And not far behind them, a petite figure who also wrapped herself tightly in a thick black cloak on a hot day sneaked into the gymnasium, sat alone in a corner, and stretched out With a sigh of relief, when he slightly raised the hood to wipe his sweat, a touch of purple was revealed, dotted between the black hair.

"Wika~!"

Wielding a hammer weighing hundreds of kilograms, the pink and cute Pokémon let out a sweet cheer.

The time for a big meal is approaching! ——

"All contestants, please gather at the performance pool of the gym! The registration time has ended and the competition is about to begin! All spectators, please take a seat in the stands and do not stay in the venue to avoid obstructing the food delivery personnel and Pokémon!"

A crisp female voice came from the loudspeakers that can be seen everywhere in the gym. The Hualan Gym, which is both a water gym and an aquatic ballet performance venue, is unique in terms of hardware facilities in this area, saving a lot of hardware funds. , but instead received a lot of subsidies from the event organizers, which greatly supplemented the family income.

If a gym leader with squinting eyes who is fanatically obsessed with all beautiful women is present, he will definitely be able to identify the second sister of the "Chinese Blue Sisters" group who makes a temporary guest appearance as the announcer.

If you count the time, it seems that the little girl who is often teased by the three older sisters should have returned here...

But at least it is certain that in this world line, the fighting people are not trapped in the Shura field, although a certain "straw hat boy" failed to get what he wanted in the end.

Hearing the announcement on the broadcast, and seeing Nazi who was standing firmly in the first row of the stands with the help of Hu Di, Philio touched his nose and held the elf of the Tyrannosaurus tightly. The ball walked towards the huge pool that had been drained.

It is the most spacious place in the entire gymnasium, just right for dozens of challengers who are confident in their own strength to compete on the same stage.

"What a huge Tyrannosaurus..."

"Is this the guy from Carlos?"

"This tyrannosaurus looks like a big eater! Is Miss Ami okay?"

"..."

"..."

The busy volunteers at the venue were still carrying a steady stream of delicious food that had just been prepared in the kitchen. While waiting, the Tyrannosaurus, which was several levels larger than its peers, aroused the interest of the audience who were chatting out of boredom. Soon there was a lot of chatter.

Also noticing this were Ami and Shiba, who were sitting in the front row of the contestants, symbolizing the position of the seeded contestants.

Ammi, who is introverted and easily shy, quietly turned her head, taking advantage of the cover of the electric dragon Guang'er, she glanced timidly, but she happened to meet Filio's eyes. She was so frightened that she turned her head away as if she was electrocuted. The hair ornament and the bow on the chest trembled.

Unlike Ami, Xiba glanced at it calmly and said nothing. He just released his competition partner, the equally huge giant rock snake, touched the top of its head, and then took care of himself. I took out a box of angry steamed buns and started eating them.

"Guru..."

Perhaps it was the aroma of angry steamed buns that aroused the strong appetite of a big eater who couldn't get enough to eat, or she was really hungry for a while for this event. In short, the sound attracted many people After staring at her, a slender girl lowered her head shyly, her whole body curled up into a ball.

And in a corner where no one was paying attention, the mysterious man in the black cloak shrank back unobtrusively, covered his lower abdomen, and looked around vigilantly.

"Damn it...why so slow?!"

The mysterious man who lowered his volume forcibly seemed very upset. Looking at the volunteers who were stacking the tableware for everyone, he couldn't get angry.

Fortunately, the waiting time was not long. After the tableware was stacked, the big Pokémon who carried the main event finally took the stage with mountains of food, amidst the cheers and cheers of the spectators.

"Boom, bang, bang..."

The sound of solid collision conveys the information about the amount of food, and it also makes many trainers and Pokémon who usually think they have a big appetite fearful. They are timid before fighting. Only a few confident big eaters start Gearing up.

"I announce! The 60th Inter-Regional Big Eater Tournament in Kanto Division, the total duration of the competition is [-] minutes! Now start counting!"

The lively eldest sister Sakura walked up to the stage, holding a microphone, and her face was filled with joy of receiving a large amount of sponsorship money.

Following her order, the big screen that was supposed to record the results of the battle turned into a timer, and everyone on the field and their Pokémon also began to compete with each other.

"Bowman!—"

After a heart-pounding roar, the Tyrannosaurus, who couldn't wait for a long time, stared at the opponents in all directions, with boundless pride in his heart, and took the lead in attacking the vegetables and meat in front of him.

It has a good appetite that can digest everything, and it is never picky about food!

In the early stages of the arena, the ultimate big eater took the lead.

"Bowman..."

When the dust settled, his abdomen was completely swollen, and his almost endless stomach was filled with food. The Tyrannosaurus lay weakly on the field, tilted his head, and looked at the red-faced Dianlong Guang'er who was receiving the award on the podium. Ami with the medal.

The dark pupils were filled with an unbelievable look, as if watching a descended god.

It launched a quick attack in the opening stage and led all the way, but in the second half, especially the dessert stage, all the contestants and Pokémon began to lose strength, and when the eating speed more or less slowed down, the woman remained stable. .

From the first second of the opening to the last second of the announcement of the end, Ami, who has always maintained an unfathomable posture like a bottomless pit, remained the same after the electric dragon had stayed motionless. She came from behind and filled the Tyrannosaurus with her own strength The gap between him and it was huge, and Filion's pitiful results in front of the big-eating kings were completely wiped out.

Even when Sakura announced the end of the game, what was revealed on her face was not the joy or satisfaction of winning, but a bit of unfinished regret.

The flat belly tells the story of the extraordinaryness of the thin girl in front of her.

However, the frustration is not over yet for the Tyrannosaurus.

Because after Miss Ami won the championship as the undisputed king, it thought that it had completely suppressed Shiba and the giant rock snake, but it was surprised to find that it could not even be the runner-up in the end. It fell to the position of No.3.

The masked warrior hiding in the corner suddenly appeared. Together with the giant blacksmith with a great appetite, he completed the dessert kill at the last moment, and then he was unaware of the situation after receiving the prize. The ground disappeared.

All that was left was a legend and the meaningful eyes of Miss Nazi from the stands.

As for fourth place, there is no doubt that it belongs to the ultimate hunk who makes no secret of his strong muscles and never wears a shirt regardless of the cold or heat.

"Ah, there are so many capable people, it's really amazing..."

Caressing his slightly swollen belly, Filio, who tried his best and only suffered a drop in the bucket, expressed sincere admiration, but he couldn't say he was envious, and his tone was leisurely.

"Bowman!"

Glaring at Filio, who dragged him down and was still complacent, Tyrannosaurus was very unconvinced by today's failure.

That woman who couldn't be described by common sense, as if there was a black hole in her stomach was nothing more than that, but she didn't get the second one, and the vicious Tyrannosaurus was furious.

Shinobu was getting more and more angry as he thought about it. He suddenly raised his upper body and pounced on his useless trainer. He pressed down hard and used the self-taught Taishan pressure.

"Ow!"

The miserable wails and roars of laughter in the stands became the final footnote of this Big Eater Competition.

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"This Tyrannosaurus, you really don't want to save me face, so many people are watching... Nazi is too, why did he suddenly disappear?"

Rubbing his sore waist, Philio, who felt that sooner or later he was tempered into a super Miro by these indifferent Pokémon, started to complain.

After receiving a protest from the elf ball on his waist that was shaking violently, he could only dare to be angry but dare not speak, and looked at the No. 3 reward in the palm of his hand.

In addition to getting a ticket to the finals that he will most likely not attend, the reward for No. 3 is divided into two parts.

The first is a high-quality mysterious water droplet provided by the organizer Fang Hualan Gymnasium. Its purpose is beyond doubt, and it is just used to improve the "food" of Emperor Nabo.

The generous Tyrannosaurus naturally didn't care. After all, it was very satisfied with the opportunity to compete with the big eaters from all over the world. Except for Filio, a guy who was holding back, it not only lost the championship but also lost the championship. Stay outside the runner-up position.

As for the prizes, in the eyes of the simple-minded Typhoon who has no concept of money, they are all secondary, and there are always people who worry about it, anyway, it is not it.

In addition, another prize is a bit dumbfounding.

A VIP seat package for the water show of the Three Sisters of Cerulean City.

Fans who love water ballet may be more interested in the performances of these three former gym owners who are not doing their jobs properly, but Philio is obviously not on the list.

Looking at it this way, it is a bit tasteless.

"Yo! Are you planning to watch a show?"

Just when Philio was holding the package ticket and didn't know what to do with it, Nazi, who had quietly disappeared, suddenly appeared again, pulled out the ticket lightly, and smiled sweetly:

"Performance package... tsk tsk tsk, the additional reward this time is really a bit unique. The three sisters in Hualan City, this combination is famous far and wide, comparable to Maxiu and the others."

On the word "Ma Xiu", Nazhi's pronunciation is very strong.

【Danger】

The huge blood-red text was invisibly imprinted on Filio's forehead, making him sound the siren in his heart instantly.

"I don't really understand this kind of Pokémon water show, and I don't have much interest in it. Or just cancel it. It just so happens that we will go directly to Yuejian Mountain tomorrow, and we don't have much time to hang out here."

Faced with a smile and question that could become a proposition if he was not careful, Filio appeared calm and calm, full of desire to survive, and very sincere at the same time.

Cherishing life and staying away from unnecessary disasters were the principles that remained unchanged during his trip to Guandu.

Listening to Philio's unthinking solution, Nazi, who had a deep understanding of his picky aesthetics, smiled, and her deliberately pretended jealousy instantly dissipated.

She just wanted to tease Filio, so she wouldn't be jealous of three guys who were showing off their skills and tricks - it was not an order of magnitude at all, how could there be any danger at all?

"It would be a bit wasteful to act directly, and it doesn't seem to respect the organizers." Waving the ticket package in her hand, she gave her suggestion after a moment's thought, "I happen to have a very interesting friend who got this ticket. The runner-up reward, I’m not very interested in that thing, do you want to exchange it with her?”

Hearing the string song, he knew the elegant meaning, and Philio immediately understood it, and nodded readily: "If the runner-up is interested, of course I have no problem."

"She must be interested. After all, she has to take a good look at how her peers perform before she can come up with more interesting shows."

Nazi's tone of voice rose slightly, and her lazy fingertips poked Filio's cheek.

A flash of lightning flashed in his heart, and Philio's judgment played a role at this moment.

The giant blacksmith, the man in black, the big eater!

The answer is about to come out.

"Wait, colleagues? The friend you are talking about, could it be..."

"I didn't say anything~"

"Hahaha, okay! What's her reward?"

"Well, you must be interested. The golden banana fruit should be enough for a big meal, right?"

"Sure enough, you know what I want best."

"Of course~" The right compliment made Nazi raise her chin proudly and raise her right hand slightly, "Let's go then. Are we going to stay at the elf center today? You will cook for us tonight."

"I'm so happy." Gently holding Nazi's hand, Filio smiled, and was about to leave when he suddenly thought of something, "Speaking of which, how can I give this package... eh?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he realized that this question was unnecessary, because Hu Di, who had been standing behind Nazi, had disappeared, and the tickets in Nazi's hand were also missing.

Smiling and tapping Filio's forehead, Na Zi said coquettishly: "Missed again! Hasn't Hu Di passed away? Some guy with an ridiculously thin skin has already slipped away."

Filio nodded with deep understanding: "I see, this may be the idol baggage of Johto idols."

"I don't have such a burden." Nazi puffed up her cheeks slightly.

With a thought, he subconsciously squeezed the softness that can be broken by blowing bombs, and Philio smiled and said: "Of course, you are the best superstar, number one in the world, so you don't need this kind of thing."

Nazi's expression was half shy and half satisfied: "Even if you can speak, I won't let you sleep on the floor today~"

"Hiss—" He took a breath, and Philio's eyes lit up, "You mean...?"

"You can sleep on the sofa today, I have a license."

"It's better to sleep on the floor..."

Nazhi decisively made a dramatic turn of events, which greatly disappointed Filio, who knew it was unlikely but still followed his instincts and raised his expectations.

"Then continue to sleep on the floor? No, why don't you sleep outside the door."

The glamorous eyes narrowed slightly, with a bit of sly light.

"No, no, no, let's go to the sofa. I suddenly feel that sleeping on the sofa is also good, except that it is easy to catch a cold. It would be great if there was a way to keep warm~"

"Stop this set~"

Taking advantage of the food lovers' attention being attracted by the shy Miss Ami, the two chatted and laughed, and flirted in low voices, shuttled through the scattered crowd and disappeared into the distance.

Walking on the same road as them was Ami, who still had the championship medal on her chest.

Still feeling not completely full, she rubbed her belly and said in a low voice, "Guang'er, do we want to eat something more? For example... a self-service barbecue or something?"

The silent poke ball conveyed the clearest signal.

In front of a bottomless pit comparable to the gods, there is no reason to reason. Tonight in Hualan City, another cafeteria will face disaster.

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"Who would think of watching this kind of thing! This guy Nazi! Even if she takes advantage of her, she still wants to arrange it for me! Damn it, if I can't beat her, I have to have a good talk with her!"

In the hotel in the evening, Ms. Maxiu, who got the three sisters' performance package, was incompetent and furious, speaking the most embarrassing words in the hardest tone.

"It's okay. You don't know how to cook anyway. Giving you the golden banana fruit is a waste of a good thing. Why don't you give it to Brother Philio and make the best use of it?"

As a fan of Phileo, Hua Lian smiled and stepped aside, and stabbed Ma Xiu in the back.

"Damn it! You don't speak up for me! Just leave it to him and don't even call us for dinner! This guy who is so oblivious to his righteousness, I have ignored her for at least a week... no, at least a month! Hey! Why are you all doing this? Ignore me?!”

Clenching her small fists tightly, Ma Xiu's grief and indignation were beyond words as she watched the four Zhenxiu sisters who became more and more like her plastic girlfriends.

"Because we haven't eaten yet and don't have the energy to talk. It's not like you who come all the way from Johto to participate in a big eating competition, wasting up our precious vacation time."

Asami, who has always been gentle and elegant, showed no mercy.

"That's it!"

Although they couldn't find any words that could make their criticism more powerful, Xiyin and Tonghua still nodded vigorously, like chickens pecking at rice, expressing their support for their companions.

The four furisode sisters are still united today.

"Woo...I want to go back to the city! I won't play with you guys anymore!"

Under the bright lights, the mournful cries of the abandoned dog ladies echoed.