This elf world is kind of weird

Chapter 262 Ma Zhishi: Give me the ball, I want to go home!

Early in the morning, in Nazi's small restaurant.

The refreshed Nazi blushed and hummed the melody of the new song, cut a small piece of fried egg, and put it into her mouth beautifully.

The sleepy-eyed Filio drooped his head, listlessly picked up a cup of coffee specially prepared by Ian, and drank it down in one gulp.

But don't get me wrong, it's not a question of whether there is any evil spirit, but I can be sure that someone who is not evil, fell asleep with the Sun Ibrahimovic and Big Mouth Baby declaring sovereignty last night.

It's just... a little accident happened.

First of all, in the last version update of the battle simulation system, the "face pinching" function of the trainer's avatar was added.

So, with the appearance of an image that could barely show Philio's three-point handsomeness, nearly an hour passed quietly like a flash.

Then, the fierce battle on the battle simulator continued late into the night.

What Na Zi said about making sufficient preparations is indeed not a lie. After several months of painstaking training, the attainment of super power attributes behind her, and Philio's advice at the beginning, she came up with a set of well-organized space systems, which can advance and retreat smoothly. According to reports, the truth made Filio's eyes shine.

However, it was just a glimpse.

In front of Philio, who is playing steadily and has no intention of letting go, the formed tactical system can only be slightly more resistant to the well-known predictions, and it is completely unable to reverse the result of successive defeats.

The restless super power and the creaking handle made Philio realize that Brimwen's life in the game is like a candle in the wind, and so is his own in reality.

Therefore, in the ensuing battles, the majestic Miss Nazi became more and more courageous, defeating Filio with just the right amount of resistance in every round, winning successive battles.

With this dozen, it was the moment when I couldn't even open my eyes.

However, unlike Naz, who fell asleep on the bed and fell asleep peacefully under the effect of hypnosis, Filio, who returned to his room, suddenly realized a key problem.

All the luggage is still in the dream demon's shadow space.

He was only busy cleaning up the house for Nazi, and he didn't do anything in his own room.

The real beatings taught him the truth that extreme joy begets sorrow.

The ruthless ridicule from the Dream Demon and the Wind Fairy made things worse.

If it weren't for Taiyang Eevee and Big Mouth Baby, the warm summer night would only be cold.

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However, this is only a small episode.

After the small waves of the first night, the life in the Golden Gym has returned to an unexpectedly flat and peaceful life.

Every day in the gym, he represents Nazhi and guides the apprentices in their practice.

Prepare for the biennial all-member gathering of the Superpower Research Association.

Every night, I practice the battle simulation with Nazi, or fight against the sea.

As well as sneaking in, planning the route and time of short-distance travel.

Apart from strolling through the streets and alleys of Golden City together from time to time, feeling the strangeness of this city with especially many superpowers, there is not much difference from the days in Sala.

However, his busy and fulfilling life and Nazi's attitude of being a hands-off shopkeeper made him somewhat suspicious of Nazi's real purpose of bringing him to Guandu in advance.

Maybe you want to find a reliable free labor force?

However, seeing Nazi's occasional sweet smile, he would be captured in an instant and felt that everything was worth it.

Until one morning, a rough man who was scorched by the sun and sweating all over his head laughed and walked into the gymnasium.

"Hahahahaha! I came back just right this time, otherwise I really can't stop you, a big star!"

In the living room, Major Ma Zhishi, the former three cadres of Team Rocket, now the gym leader, a good law-abiding citizen and a retired captain, [Lightning Tough Guy] has a loud voice and smiles showing his white teeth.

Seeing that Na Zi didn't want to care about him very much, he was already used to it and turned his attention to Filio who was next to her.

"Hey! Baby, are you the Filio that Nazi always talks about? I'm Ma Zhishi, the strongest electric attribute expert, and the best man in the world...except for those two monster-like guys!"

Carelessly putting his legs on the table, Ma Zhishi spoke bluntly, but he didn't show any boasting.

He really thought so.

Although he has been beaten by many people, except for Sakagi who convinced himself with absolute strength and Chihong who made him lose his temper, he refused to accept anyone.

"You shameless talker, I have already begun to think about whether calling you here is the right choice." He glanced at Ma Zhishi coldly, and a small hash mark appeared on Nazhi's forehead.

Ma Zhishi put his legs down in a sullen manner. Ma Zhishi, who had been taught a lot by Nazi in his early years, felt a faint murderous aura and decisively chose to follow his heart, sitting up straight.

"Hmph... this guy is Ma Zhishi, who served in Hezhong before. He's an idiot with a weak brain and only muscles, but he's pretty reliable for now."

With a soft snort, seeing him calm down, Na Zi's expression softened a little, but her mouth was still merciless.

"So mean!"

Ma Zhishi jumped up yelling, and while talking, he ran to the refrigerator with ease, took a can of soda specially prepared for him, opened it with a snap, and drank it in one gulp.

"Boom"

The empty soda can was slapped on the table, and Ma Zhishi's face was full of red: "I can't pretend that I didn't hear it! I'm the pride of a man on the sea, and I don't just have muscles in my brain!"

Philio thinks deeply: "Indeed... If this camouflage uniform is replaced with Genji-senpai's cloak, it will be more similar."

He thought of Genji, who had transformed from a serious senior Four Heavenly Kings to a shirtless old macho man on a deserted island in one second, and he seemed to smile like this too.

Maybe... the sea breeze blows too much, is it like this?

While he was cursing, he looked at Ma Zhishi with a strange look.

"That's right, look at Yuan... Genji?!"

Ma Zhishi, who was about to agree smoothly, was suddenly shaken and almost fell to the ground before he could sit firmly on his butt.

He was also traveling in the sea. He boarded a ship aggressively to challenge him in the past two years, but he ignored the gap between the restraint of attributes and the experience of decades of swords and guns. The Dragon King.

From then on, whenever he saw Genji's car "Flying Dragon", his "Flower", which was said to never give way, had to obediently avoid it, and there was no longer any arrogance to compete.

Even if he just heard this name, he would recall the shock when he was defeated head-on by the two-axe battle dragon.

"Speaking of which, the tyrannosaurus mega stone of Filio was sent to the door by Genji himself. I don't know if they talked about the glorious deeds of Major Ma Zhishi when they were chatting."

Seeing Ma Zhishi's lackluster look, Nazhi pursed her lips and smiled, then stabbed him with a knife that was neither light nor heavy.

"whispering sound……"

Ma Zhishi, who was humiliated by the singing and singing of the two men, blew his beard and glared, his golden hair standing on end, but he dared not speak out in anger.

Suspicious eyes wandered back and forth on the two people who were sitting next to each other, and suddenly their eyes lit up.

The memory that was blown into a mess by the sea breeze recovered a little bit, and he remembered the few words that Nazi had said.

He got it!

"Nazi, it's rare for me to come here once, and I don't bring any gifts. I just want to help you point out the younger ones!"

As he spoke, he stood up neatly and looked at Filio with evil intentions.

"Let Carlos' baby also experience our special product in Kanto - indiscriminate battle! Take it as a meeting gift for me, a senior."

On the four words "Let's Guandu", he bites hard, completely forgetting that he is actually uniting everyone.

Seeing Philio's handsome face, polite demeanor, and slightly surprised expression, Major Ma Zhishi smiled secretly in his heart.

If I can't beat the old man Genji, can I still teach a young boy a lesson?

Besides, even if he is the champion of the conference, he seems to be a guy with good strength, but...

How can Carlos's tricks be compared with Kanto's battles for the rest of his life?

This wave is stable!

Thinking in this way, Major Ma Zhishi was extremely confident.

"No problem, the gymnasium will be used for the venue, but if it is broken, you will pay to repair it."

Nazi readily agreed, looking at Filio with a half-smiling look in her eyes, her lips moving slightly, opening and closing silently.

Philio blinked, still confused.

He couldn't understand how there could be such a hard-thinking person.

The blue light in the palm of his hand flickered on and off, then dissipated as he clenched his fist gently.

Standing up slowly, he didn't show at all when he was sitting. It wasn't until he stood up that Ma Zhishi suddenly realized that the person in front of him seemed to be a little taller than himself.

Hidden under the blue shirt are looming muscle lines. With the cuffs turned up, the solid forearm reaching to the elbow is exposed.

"Then please give me some advice, senior Ma Zhishi."

Philio smiled softly, but Ma Zhishi felt a little guilty.

Are you kidding me?

Why am I being looked down upon by a kid? !

Captain Ma Zhishi won't lose to the kid, okay?

Roaring in his heart, Ma Zhishi's aura rose steadily, and he cleaned up all the inexplicable and random thoughts.

Gym backyard, private training hall.

Although Ma Zhishi's strength is undoubtedly the weakest among the three cadres because he doesn't have a mega position, and his fighting style is also very different. However, this does not mean that his strength is mediocre.

He can gain a great reputation in the Kanto area where the strong are like clouds, and he can also use Lei Gong, who is not very strong, but is a legendary Pokémon to power trains. With his strength, he can challenge It may be a bit difficult for the Four Heavenly Kings in various regions, but it is not a big problem to get out of the body.

At least, Kazuki and Rika, who were also among the top cadres under Sakagi, may not be able to completely suppress him, not to mention that what he is best at is field fighting, which tests the trainer's personal ability the most, or indiscriminate battles.

After adjusting his mood, Ma Zhishi stood on the side of the field and moved his wrists, unbuttoned his camouflage uniform, rolled up his sleeves, put on his own insulating gloves, and looked at Philio carelessly.

With a wave of his hand, the camouflage uniform was lifted up, revealing nearly twenty shrunken Poké Balls.

Most of the gym Pokémon in the entire Dead Leaf Gym and the main team that Ma Zhishi carefully cultivated are all here.

"The battle between real men cannot be based on bullying. Baby, send out your Pokémon first. I will choose an opponent of equal strength to fight you fairly! Let you see what the power of Kanto is. ! Send two, this is actual combat!"

With absolute confidence, Ma Zhishi held his head high.

However, at this time, Philio was not concerned about this issue.

Looking at the densely packed poke balls, he blurted out, "Senior Ma Zhishi, with so many poke balls hanging in his arms, even though he has a vest, don't he panic?"

"Of course it's so... this is the spirit of a man!"

Ma Zhishi, who had almost slipped his tongue, took off his camouflage uniform embarrassingly, making it seem unnecessary to roll up his sleeves, who seemed a little handsome before.

When he arrived at the old face, he straightened up abruptly, his black short sleeves were crowded with his strong muscles, and there was always the risk of tearing them.

"Don't put everything on masculinity, this thing is about to become a suture monster now..." Filio couldn't just sit idly by, feeling the man in front of him was covered in blood. It's a slot, "Also, are you cosplaying Nikaido Benimaru with this look now? You are not as good-looking as him, and your hair is not as long as his."

"me……"

Under Philio's barrage of words, Major Ma Zhishi, who just thought he was ridiculously handsome, was a little angry, but was speechless. He could only stare at Philio fiercely, determined to give him a little love. Guan Guan was shocked.

Fortunately, whether it was the reminder from Nazi's eyes or the remnants of his own conscience, Filio let Ma Zhishi go before he could feel ashamed, took out his elf ball, and said loudly: "Since there are two If so... then this is my lineup, let’s go! Dream Demon, Wind Fairy!”

The two poke balls slid through the fingertips at the same time, enlarged in the air, and burst into dazzling brilliance.

"March!"

"Elu!"

A tacit understanding of a pair of partners, one in mid-air and the other on the ground, put on a fierce posture and looked at Ma Zhishi aggressively.

The originally contrasting scene looked different in Ma Zhishi's eyes.

The deep and dark overlord's aura spread wantonly, and even a battle-experienced strongman like him felt the hair on his head stand on end. The contempt and pride in his heart disappeared in an instant, and the eyes he looked at the two cute creatures in front of him became more solemn.

"Dream demon... wind demon... that's interesting, kid!" He changed his address with a grin, leaned down, picked two of his elf balls without thinking, and threw them casually, "Raichu, Electroshock Beast , I will leave it to you!"

The majestic aura of the King Pokémon surged out of the two Pokémon's bodies at the same time. Electric light flashed, and the air on the field seemed to be filled with electric sparks in an instant.

"Don't say I'm bullying you! These two guys deal with an overlord, just right! Do it, electromagnetic waves!"

The two electromagnetic waves merged into one in the air, instantly turning into an extremely fine grid, pressing towards the direction of Dream Demon and Wind Fairy.

After shouting violently, Ma Zhishi launched a sneak attack without any senior style. Not only did the two Pokémon charge forward immediately, but he himself followed closely behind. Wear it on your hand.

"Haha... Is this the characteristic of Kanto? It's interesting! Dream Demon, let's also use electromagnetic waves! Wind Fairy, tailwind!"

Gently moving his fingers covered by thin gloves, Filio also showed no sign of weakness in the face of the menacing attack. He gave the order and charged forward fiercely.

"March!"

Riding the gust of wind summoned by the wind goblin, Meng Yao's petite body turned into an afterimage, without dodging or evading, and threw herself into the power grid.

The dancing golden snake turned into a turbulent electric wave. The same electromagnetic wave, facing the combined force of Raichu and the electric shock monster with attribute blessings, it turned against the guest. In an instant, the shining golden light completely occupied everyone's sight, and countless electric sparks Blast in the air.

"what is this?!"

When the light faded away, Ma Zhishi, who was full of confidence, felt an ominous premonition in his heart when he looked at the dream demon who was unscathed in the lightning but whose momentum was getting stronger.

Before he could react, the ink-colored afterimage came fiercely.

Immediately after him, there was a figure with a dazzling blue light all over his body.

And there seemed to be a strange smell in the air, and his body also felt somewhat numb.

"Lie...!"

"Bam—"

The splitting palm that shone with superpowers blocked the swear words that he hadn't had time to say back into his stomach.

At this moment, the indiscriminate battle without any mention of martial arts officially kicked off.

A moment later, the battlefield was in a mess, with scorch marks and potholes everywhere.

"How come you, a dream monster, can play with electronics better than us?!"

"And that wind fairy, isn't that the mystery of the boss's land, what are you kidding me about!"

"It's superpowers, and the Boss's Viking Power, why do you have a waveguide?! Are you legal?!"

Ma Zhishi, who had a bruised nose and face, sat on the ground. Next to him lay Raichu and Electric Beast, who still had some dark purple spots on their bodies.

He Zhonglishi, who weighed more than 200 kilograms, felt as wronged as a child at the moment, with a pitiful look of "Give me the ball, I want to go home." His face was filled with feelings of regret for himself, Nazi, Filio, and... There is doubt about the world.

"...There is no one else, but you are familiar with it."

Moving his wrist, which was a little sore from the shock of Ma Zhishi's solid muscles during the punching and kicking, Filio looked complicated, thought for a long time, and gave an answer that was as harmless as possible.

In the past few months, although he has been a full-fledged Sala otaku, he has not fallen behind in training at all, and he can even be said to work extraordinarily hard.

Following Kerni's special training of physical fitness every day, his level of melee combat has improved rapidly, and he has superpowers that can be simulated into various forms to assist him. Although there is still an astronomical distance from the "Super Salaman", but Dealing with ordinary people is already a dimensionality reduction blow.

Even a fighter like Ma Zhishi is the same.

After all, like his Pokémon who are good at attacking but not as fast, Major Ma is also a cumbersome guy. A feint attack with a split palm and a skillful right whip kick will make him fall to the ground top-heavy.

"March!"

The Dream Demon shook his head in the air, not covered in any dust, but still a little unfinished. Looking at the elf ball that should contain Ma Zhishi's ace Raichu, he was eager to try it.

Are attributes such an inconvenience?

Electromagnetic wave is the first skill it has mastered to the fullest, and it is still in place in one step, full of fetters.

"Elu~!"

Standing on the ground, although the cotton on her body is black and scorched, the wind fairy is still triumphant.

The deeper the understanding of "The Profound Meaning of the Earth", the more profound the mysteries bestowed by Xerneas can be understood.

Even if it is only a scale and a half of claws controlled by the earth, it is enough for it to forcibly support it under the siege of two Pokémon stronger than itself, Raichu and Electroshock Beast, and pass the terrifying toxins and spores over.

Looking at the one senior and two young children standing in front of him, Major Ma Zhishi felt even more panicked.

"Ma Zhishi, this meeting ceremony looks really good, but your Kanto specialties are a bit low-grade." Nazi, who was a referee in name but only a spectator, stepped forward and gave Fei who was barely sweating a lot. Leo handed over a towel and joked.

"I...you..."

Looking at his old friend who was wearing a pair of pants with the young man who had completely fucked him up, he simply closed his eyes and was speechless for a moment.

Thinking of his rhetoric before he started fighting, now he just wants to find a crack in the ground to hide himself.

However, the world of adults is always full of cruelty, often involving beatings and beatings.

Seeing Ma Zhishi whose whole body color had turned into black and white, Nazi stepped forward relentlessly, glanced at him with disgust, and said, "I don't think this difficulty is much different from challenging a gym. Anyway, you I didn’t make any effective resistance, so let’s take it as a gym challenge and hand over the road money.”

Returning to her own territory and facing her own defeated generals, Miss Nazi did not hesitate to rob the rich and give to the poor, but it seemed that the big and round Major Ma Zhishi was a bit weak and slender.

Although when it comes to rich and poor, Ma Zhishi, who is the owner of the gymnasium and also goes out to sea for business, is worth discussing who is which in front of Filio, who is a senior trainer, but this occasion is obviously not suitable.

Filio, who knew that the relationship between the two had always been good, stood aside, with the Dream Demon on his head and the Wind Demon in his arms, silently entering the mode of watching a movie.

Anyway, compared to robbing the rich and giving to the poor itself, it is more interesting to watch Nazi let herself go.

Looking at it, he suddenly thought that the person in front of him seemed to be a hip-hop lover, who could sing, dance and rap, so...

"I'm already like this, do you still have the nerve to grab my good things?!"

In his desperate roar, Ma Zhishi's grief and anger were palpable, but his body was very honest. He got up obediently, took out a small golden iron box from his backpack, and handed it over reluctantly.

"Here you are! I want to return the dead leaves!"

After finishing speaking, he picked up the camouflage uniform on the ground, took back Raichu and Electroshock Beast, and ran away.

It's like the old enemies and villains who fled after being defeated by the protagonist in the game.

After many years, Major Ma Zhishi once again experienced the bitterness of losing face and being disgraced.

Looking at the back of Ma Zhishi running, faint lines echoed in Philio's mind:

【Give me the ball!I won't fight!I want to go home! 】

It's right, everything is right! ——

Naturally, the hospitable Filio and Nazi couldn't beat up Ma Zhishi and let him leave.

There is also a second meal... Oh no, there is also a good advice.

Before taking a few steps, Ma Zhishi realized that he was doing futile work, and the invisible superpower had already fixed him in place.

A moment later, he put on his camouflage uniform again and returned to the sofa in the reception room with despair. However, as time passed, the high-spirited Major Ma Zhishi may have become a version that cannot be reproduced in the short term.

He took the initiative to throw himself into the trap, became a high-quality sparring partner for Filio's human sandbag (crossed out), and was forced to be a money-giving boy. He looked at Nazi and Filio who were studying the small iron box together, and his tone was low : "Can't you two wait until I'm gone to study?"

"Then don't leave in a hurry, teach us to talk about it." Nazi has no mercy, or in other words, has no mercy for guys like Ma Zhishi at all.

"I... hey!" Ma Zhishi has long been used to the tolerance mechanism formed over the years, and even had a little more thoughts of "maybe this is the way old friends get along", sighed, and said slowly, "This is A special power booster that our gymnasium has recently researched."

Speaking of his major, Ma Zhishi came to his senses, pulled Filio and Nazi away, picked up the heavy iron bump effortlessly, and boasted.

In the Dead Leaf Gym, this newly developed prop has many new designs on the basis of the original electric booster. It also refers to the technique of driving electric energy from Thunder God, which can promote the training of all electric attribute skills. effect.

Especially the signature skills of the Dead Leaf Gym, One Hundred Thousand Volts and Charging Beam.

"March?"

Listening to Ma Zhishi's boastful description, the little dream demon's eyes lit up, and it found a new learning goal.

Philio also expressed joy. Although Meng Yao can also charge commonly used electrical appliances, it is difficult to control the power after all, and it is easy to damage the service life. If you can control the charging beam smoothly, it will be much softer.

It can be called a life tool!

And...it can also be used as a tactical supplement. After all, it is more flexible and can play a role in specific situations, and it doesn't need to be too much thought, and it can also avoid chewing too much.

"...I know, I'll give it to you." Feeling the eager gazes of Filio and Dream Demon, Ma Zhishi grinned painfully, "If I fight you next time, I will definitely let you see what true meaning is. The Thunder! You should be alert!"

As he spoke, a brand new disc spun and flew out, like a flying knife, which was firmly caught by Philio's super power.

Although the form was different from what was expected, with the addition of [Captain of the Water Flow] to the friend list, the task of "getting to know a few friends" mentioned by Nazi seemed to have been completed accidentally.