Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

When Lin Hai said it, everyone was aroused.

Lin Hai, who was sitting in one place, said emotionally: "At that time, there was a super big fish with a length of [-] meters in the East China Sea. It was a fish when it was in the sea, but when it left the water, it turned into a bird. That bird Ah, it's called Kun, it's [-] meters long, it spreads its wings and flies, covering the sky and the sun..."

Seeing that everyone swallowed their saliva, they all remained silent and listened quietly to Lin Hai's nonsense.

And Lin Hai took a sip of beer and continued: "At that time, I took a 8000-meter fishing rod and sat on the moon to fish for this big kun. Do you know how big the bait I used?"

Lu Fei swallowed his saliva, and asked with sweat on his forehead, "Use, do you use sea kings as bait?"

"Tch." Lin Hai replied: "What are Neptunes? It's not enough for the fish to be stuffed between the teeth. To tell you the truth, I used the food that people have eaten and used for 100 years as bait. At that time, I caught it! "

"What happened later, what happened later?"

"It's really amazing, 100 years of food, how much is that?"

"Stop drinking and tell us quickly, you bastard."

At this time, Lin Hai was very satisfied and said: "After I caught that kun, I planned to cook that big fish with a [-]-meter-long knife. It's a pity, it's a pity, human beings can't do that at all. Long knife..."

If someone has read "Happy Journey" in high school textbooks, they will definitely be ashamed of Lin Hai for stealing Zhuang Zhou's story. It's a pity that people in this world don't know it at all!

However, Lin Hai's cowhide is much better than Usopp's, isn't it?

This is what is called true romanticism!

Soon, a banquet began under such an atmosphere.

Music, food, dance...

I saw Brook sitting next to a piano and began to yell and yell. To be honest, Lin Hai really wanted to slap him on the head with a shoe.After all, he, Lin Hai, is from China, so he can't appreciate these songs!

After all, there were too many classic songs in his hometown when he was not time-traveled. For the tune that Brook sang, Lin Hai didn't like it!However, even if he didn't like it, Lin Hai really didn't dare to say anything!Because many people here like it!

After Brook talked for a while, Luffy lying on the piano said, "Hey Brook, I know this song, Shanks and the others have sung it."

Brook replied: "The pirates in the past have sung this song, whether it's sad or happy, yo ho ho ho ho..."

All the pirates in the past have sung this song?

"Tch." Lin Hai couldn't help being contemptuous, didn't he just want to express his homesickness?A group of pirates who don't care about production, regard human life as worthless, and only steal things from the people, are they still engaging in feelings?This joke is kind of nasty...

The Pirate World is really a big world that was just a joke!

Where is the root?

Lin Hai, who was on the side, couldn't help thinking about this topic!

On the other hand, Luffy smiled and asked Brook, "Hey, let me tell you, will you join us? The shadow is back, so you can sail without being afraid of the sun."

"deleng..."

Suddenly, Brook stopped playing, raised his head and shouted: "I, I am so glad to be alive! Woohoo, it is so wonderful to be alive..."

The hall fell silent for a moment.

The Straw Hats understand that Brooke still has that unfulfilled agreement with his departed pirates...

"Hehehe." Luffy said with a smile, "Of course."

Brooke said, "Because I waited until today! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Luffy: "Sure."

Sanji and Usopp were shocked: "I agreed so readily?"

Chopper and Franky were also shocked at the same time.

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said, "What's so surprising? It's just an extra skeleton that can move."

After finishing speaking, Lin Hai counted his fingers, and continued: "Look, there is a foodie on our ship, a lost alcoholic, a liar, a money fanatic, a civet cat, a perverted robot, and a man who will follow a beautiful woman whenever he sees her." Like a pug, he went up and licked...I'm stupid, did I say something wrong? Hit me again and I'll fight back! Ah, I know I was wrong..."

"..." Everyone exhaled two breaths from each nostril, and after a beating, they immediately felt comfortable.

After a while, Lu Fei and the others threw Brook up, "Welcome to the new partner!"

"Musicians welcome!"

"A dead musician with only a handful of bones left."

"The long-awaited musician..."

When everyone sat back in their seats, Robin was the first to laugh and said, "It's time to get lively again, hehehe."

Nami sighed: "Why do we gather such people here?"

Lin Hai said with a teachable expression: "Now you understand that in our pirate group, except for me, the rest are not normal people, right?"

Sanji couldn't help but said: "You are the most abnormal here, okay?"

Ignoring Sanji's anger, Lin Hai smugly wiped his hair with both hands, and said contemptuously: "You can just be jealous of me who is so good, anyway, I have been enduring the handsomeness that I shouldn't have at this age. I have long been used to the envy and rejection of others for being outstanding..."

Lin Hai is still pretending to be vicissitudes?

Seeing this scene, the corners of everyone's eyes twitched.

"narcissism."

"Idiot thunder."

"Idiot space."

"Hypnos."

Usopp corrected: "Luffy, Sleepy God doesn't seem to be a curse, does it? It should be said that he sleeps like a pig."

Lin Hai spread his hands, "Look, look, you guys continue to be jealous, I don't care, you continue, I can bear it."

Luffy and Usopp looked at each other with sweat on their foreheads, and sighed at the same time: "It's so shameless!"

Frankie and Brooke looked at each other, it's really a reincarnation, and the retribution is not good!Did this guy learn so quickly?

At this time, Sanji looked at Zoro and asked, "Hey Chlorella, won't you say a word to him?"

"Cut." Sauron took a sip of wine and replied: "Lin Hai's saying is very true, when someone meets a beautiful woman, he will go up and lick it like a pug, hahaha..."

"Damn it!" Sanji said angrily, "Lost drunkard!"

Sauron was also angry, "What are you talking about, bastard!"

Sanji: "Lost alcoholic."

Sauron: "Pug."

The two said at the same time: "Do you want to fight?"

After finishing speaking, the two replied at the same time again: "Come on."

Usopp, who was on the side, sighed: "You two really have a good understanding..."

The two said at the same time: "What did you say!"

The two stared at each other, and at the same time said to Usopp: "Who is with him..."

The two people who reacted hurriedly stopped talking, but said face to face at the same time: "What do you learn from me?"

"Still learning?" It was the same voice again.

"..." The two of them didn't dare to say any more, what a hell!

"Hahaha." Lin Hai covered his stomach and laughed.

Lin Hai's laughter immediately aroused everyone in the field, so everyone burst into laughter.

Zoro and Sanji, who were on the side, immediately blushed...

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