Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

After the crisis was resolved, after some rest and everyone had a good night's sleep, the Straw Hats and the so-called "Victims Alliance" gathered in one place, a hall that was still in good condition, where everyone started the banquet .

"I'm gonna start now!"

With a shout, everyone started to eat enthusiastically.

"Well, it's delicious. I've never eaten such a delicious meal."

"How many years has it been since we had a decent meal?"

"It's good to be alive!!"

Sanji shouted: "I still have a lot to do, don't leave it to me!"

"Stop rambling." Lin Hai patted the table and said, "Where's the wine? I want beer, if you don't serve it, I'll kill you..."

Chopper: "Sanji, quickly bring Lin Hai's favorite noodles with various seasonings, or I will destroy you."

Luffy: "That's right, I'll blow you up, bastard, oh, oh, it's delicious..."

Usopp said angrily: "Bastard Luffy, that's mine!!"

"..." Sanji.

"Yohohohoho..." Brook held a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, and sighed, "I didn't expect to be able to eat the dishes made by Mr. Chef again. It's so delicious that I want to bite my tongue off, ah !Though I don't have a tongue, yo..."

Frankie slapped the table, "Bastard, eat quietly!"

"Ahahaha, what an interesting skeleton."

"Yohohoho." Brooke stood on the chair, sat down again, and replied, "It's really, ah, I'm sorry..."

I saw Brook burped, then farted, and then said: "Yesterday and today have given me a lot of food, I may be a little fatter!"

Frankie, who was sitting next to Brooke, was speechless, and couldn't help but slapped the table and said, "Although I only have a handful of bones left...don't talk nonsense to me!"

"Yah ha ha..."

The pirates who were at the same table with Brook were amused by Brook's tricks, "The skeleton is awesome..."

"Why can skeletons talk, and it's so interesting, ah ha ha ha..."

"What a skeleton who can tell jokes! Why can you still move when you are a skeleton?"

"Forget it, it doesn't matter, the banquet banquet..."

"Ow..."

"banquet."

"Ow."

"baby."

"Ow."

"come on."

"..." Lin Hai turned his head and said to Chopper: "Chopper, you must not learn from that hooligan in the city of water, look at his virtue, he ran to the table to dance perverted dances while eating... ..."

Before he finished speaking, Frankie turned his head and asked, "Are you praising me? How can you be so mean?"

"..." Lin Hai said speechlessly: "Have you seen it? Have you seen what is called shameless?"

Stepping on the table with Frankie, Brook also turned to look at Lin Hai and asked, "Are you praising me? I'm a skeleton with no face. A skeleton..."

Saying that, Brook made a pose.

"Oh, super..."

Frankie followed suit.

Seeing this scene, Lin Hai stormed away!

"Kono!!" Lin Hai took off his shoes and was going to give them a few kicks, but Luffy and Usopp stopped Lin Hai.

Lin Hai, who was pulled back, still held the shoes in his hand, and said, "Let go of me, I'm going to take a picture of these two perverted and shameless guys!"

Frankie and Brooke, who were dancing on the table, twisted their bodies proudly, and replied at the same time: "Thank you for your compliment."

"Ah! I'm so mad!!" Lin Hai said angrily.

Usopp: "No, Lin Hai, we are partners."

Luffy also echoed: "Yes, we are partners, don't be rough."

Nami, Robin and others on the side said, "..."

What is invincible, this is invincible!

"Hey little brother." At this time, a pirate asked Lin Hai: "Can you tell us what kind of moves you used at that time? Your figure is like a ghost, so handsome!!"

"Yes, brother, explain to us all!"

Lin Hai instinctively wiped his hair with both hands, trying to push the hair up, which made it more convenient, but the hair was too smooth, so it was useless.

But when the Straw Hats saw Lin Hai's virtue, they knew what he wanted to do. As long as they gave him some color, he could start a dyeing workshop.

No, Lin Hai sat back on the chair, habitually took out a cigar, and then a pistol appeared in his hand, gorgeous 360 degrees, "Bang..."

Following the voice, everyone trembled.

At this time, Lin Hai took a puff of cigarette and said, "Speaking of that bloody storm..."

Bloody?It seems that some words are wrong, right?But everyone didn't take it seriously, but listened carefully.

Lin Hai waved his hand and said, "This is just a small scene, let me tell you about the big scene back then."

"big occasion?"

"No way, is it a small scene to fight with two Qi Wuhai?"

"Yeah, so, how big is the big scene?"

Chopper and Lu Fei couldn't bear it anymore, and quickly shook Lin Hai's arm, "Hurry up, tell us what kind of big scene it was..."

"Yes, stop smoking, tell us quickly, you bastard."

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said, "Calm down, that happened in the East China Sea..."

Sanji asked curiously, "Could it be in Windmill Village? Luffy..."

Lin Hai interrupted: "Don't interrupt, listen up! I was still a teenager in the East China Sea. At that time, I was fishing on the moon..."

"Nani!" Luffy and the others asked with protruding eyes and brows of sweat.

"Above the moon? Silk, silk cake one!!"

Sanji said speechlessly: "You bragging is too ridiculous, even more outrageous than Usopp's bragging."

Usopp: "Hey."

Lin Hai said unhappily: "Chef, don't interrupt there, listen carefully. Do you know why I went fishing on the moon?"

Everyone swallowed and shook their heads.

Lin Hai took a puff of cigarette in satisfaction, and then said leisurely, "Because there is a big fish with a length of [-] meters in the East China Sea..."

"Nani! Nine, ninety thousand meters?"

"Is there such a big fish? What should I use to catch it?"

"Si, Si Cake Yi, how long does it take to eat it? No, how big a pot does it need to be?"

"I said Luffy, stop drooling and listen to Lin Hai."

Nami, who was on the side, looked at everyone with fishy eyes, and couldn't help muttering: "This is obviously nonsense, okay?"

"Hehehe." Robin chuckled and said, "Although it's nonsense, it's very interesting..."

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