I am a god in Naruto

"Let me tell you, don't underestimate the anorectal department. Sooner or later, I will let you know the power of the anorectal department!"

The anorectal surgeon blushed and said harsh words, then turned to look at the poster placed in the glass window on the wall.

Because the villagers of Konoha are currently unable to adapt to taking off their pants and being inspected by strangers.

This resulted in very few people coming to the anorectal department of Konoha Hospital. This anorectal doctor could only take off his pants every day, look at the mirror, and live out his addiction to being a doctor.

However, this doctor firmly believed that the anorectal department also had a future, just like last time he led a team and led the doctors to perform anal suturing operations on those Konoha Jet Chicken warriors.

Now this anorectal doctor often fantasizes about those glorious days and looks forward to a new round of 'Anshi Rebellion' in Konoha.

"Tch~ I'm just waiting. I told you that I will never get sick in this life and go to your anorectal department."

As the saying goes, you can't overdo it. It didn't take long for this doctor to be cursed. He had a big hemorrhoid on his buttocks. The pain made him restless. In the end, he could only abandon his dignity and go beg for help. Anorectal surgeon.

"I'm telling you, doctors, can you stop talking now? My brother is still waiting for treatment!"

Just when the doctors were chatting happily, the children from the Nara clan hurriedly urged them. They still had a lot of homework to finish!

"Yes, yes, brother-in-law, please help this child quickly, he..."

The doctor named Aoki Ahai also thought of Nara Shikoko, a child who was suspected of being mentally ill, and quickly called his brother-in-law to come for treatment.

"Wow~ This big brick seal is so standard. You see, all the holes on the bricks are printed! Qingmu went to get my Polaroid. I want to take a good photo and treasure it..."

The doctor was immediately shocked when he saw the brick marks on Nara Shikako's face. He had never seen such standard brick marks before.

The softness of the child's cheek, the hardness of the brick, the strength of the perpetrator, the size of the face... everything is combined to create this unique brick mark.

"Brother-in-law..."

Hearing what the doctor said, the doctor named Aoki Ahai quickly tugged at the corner of his clothes and asked him to pay attention to his image. Although this brick mark is indeed rare, he must maintain his integrity as a doctor. ah!

"Oh, yes, this brick seal is fine. It won't take long for him to wake up. There won't be any problems..."

After Aoki Linhui's reminder, the doctor also reacted, straightened his image in an instant, and then said to everyone present with a medical spirit.

"Brother-in-law, what they want to see is not the treasure-worthy brick seal, but the child's spirit. They think there is something wrong with this child's spirit..."

Seeing such an out-of-touch brother-in-law, Aoki Ahime was speechless. If his brother-in-law hadn't been really talented in medical skills and had now begun to master medical ninjutsu, he wouldn't have let his sister marry him. !

"Spirit! Aoki, are you sure!"

The doctor's majesty lasted for less than three seconds before he returned to his original state. His eyes were wide open, his upper and lower alveoli were opened to the maximum, his lips were tightly closed, and his eyes were constantly looking at Aoki Haji and Nara Shikamako. Flow around the body.

"Brother-in-law, based on their description, I feel it is very possible."

Aoki Lin Hui has completely given up resistance now, let's do whatever you want!

"Quickly...quickly...Aoki, go and inform Mito-sama. Mito-sama ordered her last time. If there are any patients with mental problems again, she should be notified as soon as possible."

When the doctor heard what Aoki said, he became completely excited, turned around and ran in the direction he had just come from.

"Brother-in-law! Where are you going?"

Seeing his brother-in-law turning around and running away, Aoki Hemphui shouted in confusion and asked.

"I went to take my Polaroid and record this patient. Such a rare brick mark was printed on the body of a mentally ill child. If I didn't record it, I guess I would never rest in peace until my death!"

The doctor ran very fast and disappeared from everyone's eyes in the blink of an eye.

Everyone present watched the doctor disappear and fell into silence.

The children of the Nara clan even doubted whether they were right or wrong in bringing the Nara deer calf here for treatment?

Fortunately, the doctor just ordered Aoki Ahai to notify Uzumaki Mito. Due to Uzumaki Mito's medical level, they stayed where they were. Otherwise, they would have gone back to the Nara clan to seek treatment. The Nara clan The treatment level is not bad either~

Although Aoki Ahime was silenced by his brother-in-law, he quickly turned around and ran out of the hospital to go to the Senju clan and inform Uzumaki Mito.

After a while, Uzumaki Mito came over, full of interest and curiosity. She hoped that there would be more mental patients, so that she would have a lot of material for making up gossip.

When Mito Uzumaki arrived at the door of the hospital, the first thing he saw was a doctor holding a Polaroid camera and taking pictures of a child lying on the ground.

"Paddy, what are you doing... I'll go, what a delicate brick print! Ricefield, you'll give me two photos later."

Uzumaki Mito took two steps forward and was about to ask the doctor named Inada what he was taking pictures of. In the blink of an eye, he saw a Nara deer calf with a brick mark on his face, and he was immediately shocked.

"Mito-sama!"

Everyone present saw Uzumaki Mito and stood at attention to greet her respectfully.

"You don't have to be so polite. Where is the mentally ill patient?"

Mito Uzumaki waved his hand, asking everyone present not to be so reserved. After waving his hand, he began to ask about mentally ill patients.

When Aoki Linhui went to inform her just now, he didn't explain it clearly to him.

"Mito-sama, this child is..."

Dr. Inada put his polaroid camera into the pocket of his white coat, and then began to describe Nara Shikoko's illness to Mito Uzumaki.

During the time when Aoki Amagi went to notify Uzumaki Mito, he also asked the children about Nara Shikaka's illness. After his judgment, he also felt that Nara Shikaka was mentally ill.

"This child! How can a child become mentally ill?"

Uzumaki Mito was very surprised. She didn't know much about mental illness and always thought that only adults could suffer from mental illness. Now that a child has mental illness, she has become more interested in mental illness.