I am a god in Naruto

Hearing this doctor sounding the emergency siren, all the available doctors in Konoha Hospital rushed over.

"Aoki Hexihui, what are you pressing the alarm for? Let me tell you, I was communicating with my patient about his condition! When I heard you pressing the alarm, I was so frightened that I picked up my pants and rushed over."

At this time, a male doctor walked over with an upright face. From the look of him, he was ready to show off his skills at any time and save the common people. However, when he saw the hospital entrance, it was not that there were corpses everywhere as he imagined, but only a few corpses. As a little kid, he immediately became unhappy. He looked at the doctor who pressed the alarm with a displeased face, and was ready to listen to his explanation before taking action.

"Furukawa, why are you, an anorectal surgeon, rushing over so excitedly? Can the same scene as last time happen in Konoha?"

At this time, another doctor arrived, looked at the anorectal doctor, and angrily questioned the doctor who pressed the alarm. He became defensive and quickly retorted, saying that the doctor who pressed the alarm was his brother-in-law.

His brother-in-law was usually very kind to him. He was often paid to ask him to go and provide warmth to some girls. When his wife had nothing to do and questioned him, his brother-in-law would also help him cover up.

As for the last scene he mentioned, one thing has to be mentioned. A new fried chicken restaurant opened in Konoha some time ago. Due to its cheap price and novel taste, business is booming.

Many people in Konoha are usually too lazy to cook, so they like to go there to eat. At first, the people of Konoha didn't have much reaction, and everything was normal. But after this fried chicken restaurant opened for a month, people gradually discovered that Eating too much of their fried chicken can easily cause diarrhea.

At first, the people of Konoha didn't care much about this. They just wanted to satisfy the upper mouth. As for the lower mouth, just suffer a little!

But what the villagers of Konoha never expected was that the negative buff of diarrhea could be superimposed.

The negative buff of diarrhea that had been superimposed for more than a month finally broke out one day after my body was overwhelmed.

The first to break out were a few Konoha villagers who ate at the fried chicken restaurant every day. They were soaking in the hot springs at the hot springs at the east end of Konoha Village.

The moment the explosion started, they instantly started rocket jetting chicken mode, and their buttholes continuously sprayed out golden juice.

The other Konoha villagers who soaked in the same hot spring pool with them were immediately frightened to death and crawled out of the hot spring. They didn't even have time to put on their clothes and quickly ran out of the hot spring pavilion.

Later, the owner of the hot spring hotel heard the commotion and came to check on the situation. One of them didn't pay attention and was sprayed with "Shit is coming" in the face.

After a brief period of confusion, the owner of the hot spring resort also left the hot spring pool in tears.

This phenomenon is not one, two, but a thousand, two thousand. There are villagers who transform into rocket-shooting chickens all over Konoha.

Although the villagers used various methods, such as anal plugs, anti-diarrheal spirits, sealing techniques... to try to prevent the changes in their bodies, they were of no use.

You have to spray when you need to, and in this spray chicken mode, the stronger you are, the more and stronger you spray, like the ninjas that spray directly into fountains.

Tobirama and Uchiha Madara have been preventing Hashirama from holding a durian eating contest in Konoha, just to prevent Konoha from becoming a city of stinky smells. However, they did not expect that this fried chicken restaurant would actually turn Konoha into a city of stinky smells. The city of stench.

From the perspective of Tobirama and Uchiha Madara, if they had known this would happen, they might as well have had Hashirama hold a durian eating contest!After all, it is a fruit and you can eat it, but what about now?Those normal villagers didn't dare to go out, for fear that a Jet Chicken Warrior would pop out from nowhere and spray their faces with gold juice.

Later, faced with the fact that there were gold juice fountains all over Konoha and the situation was getting worse, Uzumaki Mito quickly dispatched doctors from Konoha Hospital to go to Konoha to help normal people and suppress these jet chicken warriors.

As for Uzumaki Mito herself, she was hiding in Hashirama's house, embracing comfort and watching TV. Although she was a kind-hearted doctor, she was very disgusted with this non-fatal and very disgusting disease, and she had no desire to take action. Besides, She is still very confident in the doctors she trained.

What happened was not what she expected. With the help of many doctors trained by Uzumaki Mito, including the anorectal department, the turmoil was quickly suppressed within a few days.

Afterwards, the villagers of Konoha counted the losses and found that in just a few days, Konoha suffered heavy losses. Except for the towering tree where the Anyi Wanbao Pavilion is located, gold juice can be seen everywhere in Konoha.

Many places that require a clean environment, such as restaurants, hotels, hot springs, etc., have been demolished and rebuilt one after another.

Konoha has demolished three snack streets alone, and then commercial streets, B&Bs... Anyway, after all the miscellaneous demolitions, Konoha looks a bit like after Pain released Super Shinra Tensei.

Later, in order to rebuild Konoha, Hashirama released the Wood Release: Three Bedrooms, Two Living Rooms, One Kitchen and One Bathroom Jutsu, the Wood Release: Shop Jutsu, and the Wood Release: Inn Jutsu... all of which consumed Chatara.

Of course, economic losses are not the most important, but the psychological trauma is the most difficult to heal.

Especially children, who like to eat fried chicken the most. It happened that during that time, Tobirama had begun to behave like a human being. Those parents in Konoha, for their children who had worked hard all day, gave whatever they wanted, like eating Of course, small things like fried chicken are not out of the question.

According to subsequent statistics, among the students in the Ninja School, fully 80% of the students transformed into Jet Chicken warriors, which made many students take this opportunity to propose to their parents not to go to school.

Unfortunately, the proposal was invalid, and those students still had to go to school, but they were not too embarrassed.

After all, if you randomly pick up a student in school, there is a chance that he or she may have been a Splatoon fighter. Later, those students in the Ninja School who had been a Splatoon fighter even began to laugh at the normal students until it was revealed that An Yi and Connor were also normal students. After word spread, the turmoil gradually stopped.

Yes, An Yi and Connor didn't fall for the trick, because their food was wrapped up by Senju Sakurako and Thor, as well as the food that An Yi conjured up with words and tricks. During the period when fried chicken was booming, What they ate was the pollution-free green fried chicken Senju Sakurako fried for them.

As for the owner of the fried chicken restaurant, he was directly stuffed into the Konoha septic tank by many angry Konoha villagers to prevent clogging. Anyway, he alone could not pay off the huge debt and fines.

Later generations called this incident the 'Anshi Rebellion'.