Datang: Li Shimin begged me to rebel

Li Ke didn't sleep in. Today's situation is special. Wei Zheng must be furious when he sees it. He probably rushed over angrily after a while. It's not the same thing to stop Wei Zheng from the door. After all, Wei Zheng is old. He is 56 this year. Still 57, the sixtieth year is coming soon.

Waking up early, Li Ke naturally exercised his body, and then made noodles in the kitchen. After eating the noodles in the morning, it was quite good. Oh, Li Ke proved that people are still greatly influenced by the soul.

When Li Ke was a child in his previous life, his family had noodles for breakfast almost every day, and he also made hot pot noodles for dinner, so although he is a northerner, he extremely disliked eating noodles. This habit lasted until he was 28 and nine years old. I don’t know. Maybe when I get older, I don't feel so disgusted with eating noodles. When I'm 30 years old, I think it's good to eat noodles every day.

And time travel came, the body became younger, but he didn't become disgusted with pasta again.

"Your Highness, Su Guogong and Wu Guogong are asking to see you." Tian Meng who was outside came in.

Today's Li Ke lives in Prince Qin's Mansion, not in Youjian Mall.

"Who are you talking about?" Li Ke was stunned.

"Su Guogong and Wu Guogong." Tian Meng repeated.

"???" Li Ke looked confused, wasn't it Wei Zheng?What are these two old guys doing here?

"Please come in." If Li Ke was still in bed at the moment, he would never see these two veterans, but since he got up, Li Ke still wanted to meet.

Soon, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde walked in quickly from the outside, and before entering Li Ke's living room, Cheng Yaojin's loud voice rang out from outside the door: "Your Highness , You have to make the decision for my old Cheng, I was scolded badly by Wei Zheng today, this old boy pointed at my nose and scolded me for a long time, and he was about to dig our ancestral grave, saying that I taught you badly, Your Highness!"

While talking, Cheng Yaojin entered the hall.

Li Ke: "..."

You've been scolded so badly, why are you looking for me?What does it have to do with me?

"Didn't you teach me to be bad?" Li Ke sat up straight and asked directly.

Cheng Yaojin's eyes widened suddenly, and he looked at Li Ke in disbelief: "Your Highness, I always thought that you were an upright and honest man, and you would not tell tales if you said anything, but now, Your Highness, you This filthy man has a hand, why did I teach you to be bad?"

"Why not? When I went to the school below you and said that I would train with the soldiers to learn martial arts and keep fit, didn't your old Cheng's first sentence be, Your Highness, you can come to my place to practice martial arts, but we accept it here." It's a man, you can't be a bitch, you can't be scolded, you can't run away after being wronged. Did you say that? You scolded my mother in front of me that day, did you do it?" Li Ke squinted and looked at he asked.

Cheng Yaojin opened his mouth with an expression of disbelief. It is true to say so, but where do you not hear this kind of swearing?I taught you all those swear words in the back?

Old Cheng was a little dissatisfied, "Your Highness, what you said is unreasonable. Isn't it just that the Goulan bitch slept with a chicken, and you blame others for ruining her virginity?"

Damn, Li Ke glared at the old guy, what kind of metaphor are you talking about.

"What? Did I say something wrong, Your Highness?" Seeing Li Ke glaring at him, Cheng Yaojin immediately yelled unconvinced.

"According to what you said, what's wrong with Confucius being so famous, aren't Tan Zi and Chang Hong his teachers?" Li Ke looked at him indifferently and asked, "I can be regarded as the blue out of the blue and better than the blue at best. But it cannot be denied that you taught me the truth."

Cheng Yaojin: "..."

He was at a loss for words.

"Without your mother-in-law, I wouldn't be able to come up with nouns such as sun, grass, etc. Do you know how much crime you have committed? I can't read many words now. A rising sun is such a good vocabulary." , I have to think about this vocabulary now, who is Xu, and who is Dongsheng." Li Ke dug his ear and said.

Cheng Yaojin was stunned for a moment, and he almost didn't realize it for a while. If it wasn't for Li Ke's later question about who Xu was, he would definitely have realized it.

It's just that after realizing it, Cheng Yaojin looked at Li Ke's expression as if he was looking at a... evil animal. He didn't dare to say that, but that's how he saw it. Are you sure your thinking is normal, Your Highness?

It's just that he can't refute it now.

"Anyway, I don't care, Your Highness, you have to give me some compensation, and I don't want anything else from you. If you have something interesting to bring me, Lao Cheng, I'll pay for it." Cheng Yaojin said quickly.

"Okay, it's okay to take you with me. Then when Datang tax reforms in the future, your shops will pay taxes on time for me, and your Cheng family's property will also pay taxes on time." Li Ke said with a smile.

"Just pay it. Anyway, it's useless for me to ask for so much money. Isn't it just paying taxes? I'll be the first to pay."

"I'll pay it too, Your Highness, you take me to play too." Yuchi Jingde said, "It's best that Your Highness teach me how to scold Wei Zheng."

Li Ke: "..."

He looked at Yuchi Jingde for a while, and then said: "Don't think about it, you can't scold him, but I have a trick that can let you cure him, do you want to learn it?"

"What?" Yuchi Jingde's eyes lit up instantly.

"Next time he dares to spray you face to face, don't say anything, just kiss him directly." Li Ke said.

As soon as Li Ke's words came out, both Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde were stunned.

"Ouch..." Cheng Yaojin didn't know what he thought of, retched for a while, and then said quickly: "How did you think of such a disgusting thing, Your Highness?"

"Why is it disgusting? If you want to deal with him, you can only use this method. Don't think about other methods." Li Ke shook his head and said.

Yuchi Jingde: "..."

"Anyway, I think Wei Zheng is more disgusting than you." Li Ke looked at Yuchi Jingde and added.

"Really?" Yuchi Jingde hesitated.

Cheng Yaojin moved two steps to the side with no expression on his face.

"What do you mean?" Yuchi Jingde was unconvinced again.

"It's not interesting, you really want to do this? Stay away from me." Cheng Yaojin took a few steps back.

"I said you two, if you have nothing to do, go away, or Zheng Guogong will definitely block you here in a while." Li Ke said.

"Ah, let's go. Your Highness, don't forget to play with me." Cheng Yaojin confessed, turned around and ran away.

Yuchi Jingde bowed to Li Ke and left.

When the two of them left, Li Ke was speechless. What was it called? But Old Wei looked very angry. Do you want to hide outside the city?After a while he definitely came to spray himself.

In the early morning, Li Ke didn't want people to scold him. Although Li Ke was very skilled at interrupting Lao Wei's spellcasting, who would want to scold him if he had nothing to do?