Datang: Li Shimin begged me to rebel
Chapter 514 If you need something, look for Li Ke, not me
Wei Zheng was completely dumbfounded, his beard was shaking for a while, and the other ministers who saw this scene were completely dumbfounded, this... this... everyone was extremely speechless, For a while I didn't know what to do.
The point is that there is a blank piece of paper pasted in the middle of this Spring Festival couplet, with a few words written on it, the top of which is: notice, two large characters.
Then it reads: Today morning court is canceled, you can go back to work, there is a memorial to Li Tai in Liangyi Hall.
Only Cheng Yaojin stood behind, and couldn't help but say: "I suddenly remembered what His Royal Highness Qin Wang said, it's really outrageous to open the door for outrageous mother, it's outrageous to come home."
Cheng Yaojin's words made everyone extremely speechless. Speaking of it, His Royal Highness King Qin always had many strange words coming out of his mouth. I don't know how His Highness King Qin thought of it. You said he didn't He is incapable of learning, these words are still a little unreasonable, you say he has a lot of knowledge... That highlights the lack of learning and skill.
Anyway, the military generals who hang out with His Highness King Qin almost all learned a lot of His Highness King Qin's catchphrases, such as "fucking" and "awesome".These civil servants were left speechless.
They can't stop these spoken words, let alone persuade them. It's not like Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde and other bastards haven't said anything about fucking their mothers in public. What else can they do?Although His Highness's words were not gentle, they were better than scolding mothers directly.
"Your Highness, it's really tall." Yuchi Jingde couldn't help but followed.
"Shameless bastard!" Wei Zheng, who was standing in the front row, was furious and yelled, then turned his head abruptly, walked up to Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde, pointed at their noses and started yelling: " You shameless bastards! Look at the good deeds you have done! What kind of highness have you taught me to teach you all the dirty words all day long?"
"All of you are still showing off here today, aren't you? Don't be ashamed, but be proud! It's you who are talking about it! How dare you do something so inappropriate?!"
"Now that you are still uttering lies, aren't you afraid that you will have sons and grandchildren who will not have assholes in the future?" Wei Zheng was furious.
Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde were stunned by the scolding at the front, and when they came back to their senses, Cheng Yaojin became angry: "Well, Zheng Guogong, this matter is none of my business?! What do you call me?" Taught us badly! You are sure that His Highness King Qin did not teach us badly. Come on, I want to talk to you today. If you don’t give me an explanation, His Highness King Qin can beat Changsun Chong for ten years, and I can beat you Zheng Guogong ten years!"
"That's right, shameless old Wei Zheng, don't think I'm afraid of you!" Yuchi Jingde also jumped up.
"Come here, come here, hit this old man! One by one, what are you going to do, draw your knife, and chop at this old man!" Wei Zheng stretched his neck, and instead of retreating, he went straight up against the two of them, "You guys today! If you don’t hack this old man to death, this old man will scold your ancestors for eighteen generations today!”
"Didn't you teach it badly? Your Highness is just eighteen this year, and His Highness has liked to play in your barracks since he was nine years old! At that time, I remember rightly, he ran to play among the soldiers under your command, Cheng Yaojin, right? What? , a nine-year-old child taught you Cheng Yaojin how to swear?"
"Are you still shameless? Cheng Lou Cheng's governor's face has been completely humiliated by you! And you! Yuchi Jingde, don't you want to kill the old man? Come on, I will frown and count Wei Zheng as the loser today! All day long Fighting cock and walking the dog, look at how you look like a famous general of the Tang Dynasty. The face of the Tang Dynasty is gone. What? Why are you staring? It’s just a death. I’m afraid of you? Beating people? What’s the point of beating people? I've been beating this old man for 100 years, and I'm going to point at you and scold you, I didn't go to your ancestral grave to scold you, it's enough to give you face!"
Wei Zheng's face was almost glued to Wei Zheng and Yuchi Jingde's, and he was spitting out cursing, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde were both stupid, my boy, what did this old Zheng Guogong eat today?
Seeing Wei Zheng's eagerness to draw a knife and fight them directly, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde looked at each other—cowardly.
Can't afford to provoke, can't afford to provoke, can't afford to provoke me, can't my mother hide it!Because we can't kill Wei Zheng, right?
"Don't fucking frame people, anyway, this matter has nothing to do with me." Cheng Yaojin left a sentence and stepped back decisively.
"Me too." Yuchi Jingde also turned around and ran away, it was so frightening.
"What are you looking at? You are all the same, don't think it's none of your business!" Wei Zheng stared at Li Jing and the others with his eyes as wide as copper bells.
Li Jing, Li Shiji, Hou Junji and others...
It's none of our business.
It's just that Wei Zheng can't be provoked at this moment.
The eyes of the censors standing behind Wei Zheng looked bright, Zheng Guogong, amazing!
"Where's the regular servant?!" Wei Zheng didn't really want to quarrel with the general at the moment, he was just annoyed. Seeing those two shameless old bastards running away, Wei Zheng asked directly and turned to the person next to him. little eunuch.
"Ah, Zheng Guogong, I'm here, I'm here." Chang Lin's voice came from afar.
All the ministers stepped aside to let Chang Lin in.
"Chang's servant, did His Highness King Qin ask you to post this?" Wei Zheng looked at Chang Lin with an unfriendly expression and asked.
"Yes." Chang Lin said with a bitter face. Zheng Guogong was facing Su Guogong, and of course he heard Wu Guogong's swearing. The problem is that he can't avoid it anyway.
"You just let him mess around like this?" Wei Zheng asked, staring at him.
"Zheng Guogong, isn't His Highness King Qin making nonsense?" Chang Lin stopped him with a single sentence.
Wei Zheng: "..."
"I'm going to see His Majesty!" Wei Zheng couldn't bear it anymore.
"This... Zheng Guogong's time..." Chang Lin looked at the sky that had just dawned, and said with a wry smile.
"It doesn't matter, I'm going to see His Majesty, Fang Qiao, are you going? You owe me a favor!" Wei Zheng asked, turning his head and looking at Fang Xuanling in the crowd.
Fang Xuanling: "...then... let's go then."
Looking at Wei Zheng, his gaze turned again.
Changsun Wuji: "..."
"Then, I will accompany you two for a walk." Changsun Wuji was also speechless.
"Let's leave first, go to the Yamen to work first." Xiao Yu waited for a few ministers to look at it, turned around without saying a word, and walked out of the way.
Li Jing and the others left more simply, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde two veterans even ran away earlier.
Chang Lin was speechless, and could only lead Wei Zheng, Fang Xuanling, and Changsun Wuji to the back.
His Majesty is resting in the Lizheng Hall today, but of course Wei Zheng and the others cannot enter the harem, they stopped outside the small gate of the Lizheng Hall, which is considered within the scope of the Liangyi Hall.Chang Lin went in to play.
In less than a quarter of an hour, Chang Lin turned around and came out.
"What did your Majesty say?" Wei Zheng asked impatiently.
"I didn't see it... Your Majesty left a message for the guard at the door. If you have something to ask Li Ke, don't disturb him. He won't see anyone." Chang Lin was speechless. He really didn't see Li Shimin. No, he was stopped outside the Lizheng Hall by someone.
The point is that there is a blank piece of paper pasted in the middle of this Spring Festival couplet, with a few words written on it, the top of which is: notice, two large characters.
Then it reads: Today morning court is canceled, you can go back to work, there is a memorial to Li Tai in Liangyi Hall.
Only Cheng Yaojin stood behind, and couldn't help but say: "I suddenly remembered what His Royal Highness Qin Wang said, it's really outrageous to open the door for outrageous mother, it's outrageous to come home."
Cheng Yaojin's words made everyone extremely speechless. Speaking of it, His Royal Highness King Qin always had many strange words coming out of his mouth. I don't know how His Highness King Qin thought of it. You said he didn't He is incapable of learning, these words are still a little unreasonable, you say he has a lot of knowledge... That highlights the lack of learning and skill.
Anyway, the military generals who hang out with His Highness King Qin almost all learned a lot of His Highness King Qin's catchphrases, such as "fucking" and "awesome".These civil servants were left speechless.
They can't stop these spoken words, let alone persuade them. It's not like Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde and other bastards haven't said anything about fucking their mothers in public. What else can they do?Although His Highness's words were not gentle, they were better than scolding mothers directly.
"Your Highness, it's really tall." Yuchi Jingde couldn't help but followed.
"Shameless bastard!" Wei Zheng, who was standing in the front row, was furious and yelled, then turned his head abruptly, walked up to Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde, pointed at their noses and started yelling: " You shameless bastards! Look at the good deeds you have done! What kind of highness have you taught me to teach you all the dirty words all day long?"
"All of you are still showing off here today, aren't you? Don't be ashamed, but be proud! It's you who are talking about it! How dare you do something so inappropriate?!"
"Now that you are still uttering lies, aren't you afraid that you will have sons and grandchildren who will not have assholes in the future?" Wei Zheng was furious.
Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde were stunned by the scolding at the front, and when they came back to their senses, Cheng Yaojin became angry: "Well, Zheng Guogong, this matter is none of my business?! What do you call me?" Taught us badly! You are sure that His Highness King Qin did not teach us badly. Come on, I want to talk to you today. If you don’t give me an explanation, His Highness King Qin can beat Changsun Chong for ten years, and I can beat you Zheng Guogong ten years!"
"That's right, shameless old Wei Zheng, don't think I'm afraid of you!" Yuchi Jingde also jumped up.
"Come here, come here, hit this old man! One by one, what are you going to do, draw your knife, and chop at this old man!" Wei Zheng stretched his neck, and instead of retreating, he went straight up against the two of them, "You guys today! If you don’t hack this old man to death, this old man will scold your ancestors for eighteen generations today!”
"Didn't you teach it badly? Your Highness is just eighteen this year, and His Highness has liked to play in your barracks since he was nine years old! At that time, I remember rightly, he ran to play among the soldiers under your command, Cheng Yaojin, right? What? , a nine-year-old child taught you Cheng Yaojin how to swear?"
"Are you still shameless? Cheng Lou Cheng's governor's face has been completely humiliated by you! And you! Yuchi Jingde, don't you want to kill the old man? Come on, I will frown and count Wei Zheng as the loser today! All day long Fighting cock and walking the dog, look at how you look like a famous general of the Tang Dynasty. The face of the Tang Dynasty is gone. What? Why are you staring? It’s just a death. I’m afraid of you? Beating people? What’s the point of beating people? I've been beating this old man for 100 years, and I'm going to point at you and scold you, I didn't go to your ancestral grave to scold you, it's enough to give you face!"
Wei Zheng's face was almost glued to Wei Zheng and Yuchi Jingde's, and he was spitting out cursing, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde were both stupid, my boy, what did this old Zheng Guogong eat today?
Seeing Wei Zheng's eagerness to draw a knife and fight them directly, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde looked at each other—cowardly.
Can't afford to provoke, can't afford to provoke, can't afford to provoke me, can't my mother hide it!Because we can't kill Wei Zheng, right?
"Don't fucking frame people, anyway, this matter has nothing to do with me." Cheng Yaojin left a sentence and stepped back decisively.
"Me too." Yuchi Jingde also turned around and ran away, it was so frightening.
"What are you looking at? You are all the same, don't think it's none of your business!" Wei Zheng stared at Li Jing and the others with his eyes as wide as copper bells.
Li Jing, Li Shiji, Hou Junji and others...
It's none of our business.
It's just that Wei Zheng can't be provoked at this moment.
The eyes of the censors standing behind Wei Zheng looked bright, Zheng Guogong, amazing!
"Where's the regular servant?!" Wei Zheng didn't really want to quarrel with the general at the moment, he was just annoyed. Seeing those two shameless old bastards running away, Wei Zheng asked directly and turned to the person next to him. little eunuch.
"Ah, Zheng Guogong, I'm here, I'm here." Chang Lin's voice came from afar.
All the ministers stepped aside to let Chang Lin in.
"Chang's servant, did His Highness King Qin ask you to post this?" Wei Zheng looked at Chang Lin with an unfriendly expression and asked.
"Yes." Chang Lin said with a bitter face. Zheng Guogong was facing Su Guogong, and of course he heard Wu Guogong's swearing. The problem is that he can't avoid it anyway.
"You just let him mess around like this?" Wei Zheng asked, staring at him.
"Zheng Guogong, isn't His Highness King Qin making nonsense?" Chang Lin stopped him with a single sentence.
Wei Zheng: "..."
"I'm going to see His Majesty!" Wei Zheng couldn't bear it anymore.
"This... Zheng Guogong's time..." Chang Lin looked at the sky that had just dawned, and said with a wry smile.
"It doesn't matter, I'm going to see His Majesty, Fang Qiao, are you going? You owe me a favor!" Wei Zheng asked, turning his head and looking at Fang Xuanling in the crowd.
Fang Xuanling: "...then... let's go then."
Looking at Wei Zheng, his gaze turned again.
Changsun Wuji: "..."
"Then, I will accompany you two for a walk." Changsun Wuji was also speechless.
"Let's leave first, go to the Yamen to work first." Xiao Yu waited for a few ministers to look at it, turned around without saying a word, and walked out of the way.
Li Jing and the others left more simply, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde two veterans even ran away earlier.
Chang Lin was speechless, and could only lead Wei Zheng, Fang Xuanling, and Changsun Wuji to the back.
His Majesty is resting in the Lizheng Hall today, but of course Wei Zheng and the others cannot enter the harem, they stopped outside the small gate of the Lizheng Hall, which is considered within the scope of the Liangyi Hall.Chang Lin went in to play.
In less than a quarter of an hour, Chang Lin turned around and came out.
"What did your Majesty say?" Wei Zheng asked impatiently.
"I didn't see it... Your Majesty left a message for the guard at the door. If you have something to ask Li Ke, don't disturb him. He won't see anyone." Chang Lin was speechless. He really didn't see Li Shimin. No, he was stopped outside the Lizheng Hall by someone.
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