Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

I am like a skin thief who has no emotions and is not influenced by material things.

My colleagues and some skin givers nicknamed me Zhou Papi because they were jealous of my high work efficiency.

I am very unconvinced.

So I faced a skin giver, I blocked it in the corner and peeled its skin for nine days and nine nights.

Skin, let you skin!

Recently, the number of humans and some strange entities near my hometown suddenly increased sharply. Some compatriots who had been lying down in the old-age care system rose up one after another at this time, shouting loudly that 996 is a blessing for entities.

I still don't agree with this, I just want to take the initiative to work overtime, is this necessary?As for this? !

"007 Sai Gao!!!"

"Tai Cool!!!"

Following some compatriots who took the initiative to work overtime, I adhered to the idea that working overtime is a good civilization, and followed a bunch of other physical friends to a corridor with a humid environment and suitable for ambush.

"When the time comes, if humans come over, you will take the initiative to attack them! As for how to deal with it, it's up to you, understand?

"yes! sir!"

With the departure of that mysterious existence, our brothers each found an open space to prepare for a black hand here.

If any humans dare to pass by us, we dare to throw their hoods to the ground.

As a result, we waited for a long time, and when the flowers were about to wither, I finally saw the shimmering light that I had been waiting for for a long time from the closed iron door...

"Wow~ Humans are finally here!" A pitch-black entity suddenly noticed the abnormality of the iron gate and shouted excitedly: "Hurry up! The hounds blocking the road in front hurry up and give me your dog paws!" open!!"

"Stop making noise! ​​Stupid dog! But you can't, you're the first to run away!!!" Another entity with the same pitch-black body said: "Just don't stop me!!! I haven't had one for three whole years. I ate human flesh!"

The gap in the iron door was getting wider and wider, and it was finally pushed open, but with the painful roar of the iron door, the flood of the embankment burst out of the door and poured into the narrow corridor in an instant.

"Fuck!"

"Mom!"

"Nani, the intelligence is false?!"

"Run!"

"This! Isn't this right?!"

"Fuck me... I'm going to get wet again today..."

.................

The group of entities fled frantically, and I, who rushed to the front, was completely submerged before I could resist.

Flooded and overwhelmed.

Why won't the brood give me eight legs? !I don't understand! ! !

In the end we were all swallowed up by the flood.

"F*ck!!!" When the huge waves beat our bodies, I finally struggled to get up from the water, only then did I realize that there were still many debris in the pile of debris washed out with the current. Panicked humans.

"Wake up! Hunting time!"

I saw a female death moth with wet wings next to me.At this moment, she suddenly kicked the male moth in front of her away fiercely. With the cover of the male death moths who are not afraid of death, I saw with my own eyes that the female death moth was still trying to pounce straight. To this group of humans.

As a result, more and more water gushed out...

All of the above comes from the feedback of a skin thief.

One one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one

"Hey! He's dead! It's all your fault!"

"Isn't this great?!"

"Okay you big bastard!!!"

Putting the whole thing on his chest, he casually threw the already soaked test paper aside.Chen Gaoyuan is now angry and helpless, floating alone on the vast sea.Only Yin-sang and the stuffed dinosaur who were with him at the time have lost him.

"My evaluation is that it's better not to open it."

"Quest, then I'll give you another one."

Recalling the experience just now, Chen Gaoyuan still remembers that when he was rushed to the corridor just now, he was slapped on the wall by a mysterious humanoid entity that jumped out of the wall out of thin air and ignored the water flow.

At this moment, the zero-scoring test paper floating on the sea is extremely dazzling.

He even rated him!

Tears...but I can't cry.

Feeling that the damned "banana cat(?)" was banned, Chen Gaoyuan spit out the mouthful of seawater that he accidentally choked into his mouth, and saw that he was about to sink to the bottom of the sea, so he had no time to choose a system template.

He hurriedly opened the follower panel, and called out his best, best, best, best friend...

"Hurry up! Hurry up and pick up Grandpa!"

"Right, that is it………"

With the mentality of holding a dead horse as a living horse doctor, the little black summoned by Chen Gaoyuan could really ignore the sea water and lift himself up from his feet.

"Go! Our goal is..."

"Sea of ​​stars!!!"

"(*accompanied by the turbulence of sea water and the bubbling of unknown obscenities)"

Ignoring the sound under his feet, after Chen Gaoyuan shook off his soaked clothes, he exposed his upper body on the sea surface, while his lower body was still submerged in the sea, relying on Xiao Hei underneath to help him maintain this state.

"Yoxi! The terminal can still be used after being flooded!" Chen Gaoyuan took out the mobile terminal given by this competition from his drenched cloth bag. Sent a few messages.

Chen Gaoyuan: @plush dinosaur

Chen Gaoyuan: Are you there?

Chen Gaoyuan: If you live, you can answer.

Chen Gaoyuan: Why don't you come back?

Chen Gaoyuan: That should be hiccups, right?

Chen Gaoyuan: Sorry, stuffed dinosaur!It's Dad, I didn't protect you well, and I didn't take on the responsibilities of a guardian...

Chen Gaoyuan: I hope you can be a normal dinosaur in your next life.

Plush Dinosaur: Sorry, I type faster than cars

Plush Dinosaur: Claw!

Chen Gaoyuan:! ! !

Plush Dinosaur: Ba!

Chen Gaoyuan: It turns out that he is still alive, so it's okay.

Plush Dinosaur: ? ? ?

With the ups and downs of the waves, Chen Gaoyuan squinted his eyes slightly. There was no land around his eyes. He sighed and had to put the mobile terminal into the old cloth bag that he had already wrung dry.

Let me see what tricks this little beast of the system can play for me today?

"I'm super!"

After looking at the expanded system panel, Chen Gaoyuan couldn't help but curse, because the template on the system panel at this moment is really excellent.

"Master Turtle (Purple): Acquired the highest martial arts and inherited the supreme martial arts. But there may be a very gorgeous death at any time."

"The Mongolian Navy (?!!!): The strongest fleet! There is absolutely no one, and one is not allowed! Think back then..."

"Small Submarine Columns (color): "We" are definitely professionals in "exploring" the ocean."

Additional template (required): "Declaration of Independence (wonderful): Guess why all eyes are on you?"