Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"The questions of this test will be changed according to each person's intelligence level and cultural level."

"So the questions that each candidate has to answer are different."

"The duration of this test is two hours."

"Candidates, please answer the questions in a standardized manner..."

In the huge examination room, the voice of the invigilator came, and as the words fell to the ground, the examination room suddenly fell silent.The blank test paper in front of everyone began to show their own questions out of thin air.

Not far away, Chen Gaoyuan was sitting in front of the table. It seemed that he was staring at the questions on his test paper with painful and tangled eyes, but in fact he was going through the most painful choice in his life.

"Banana Cat(?): Cry! Why do you only know how to cry!"

"Watermelon strips (???): I'll give you a watermelon headgear, you can tell me that dinner means breakfast. I'll give you an underdeveloped cerebellum, and you can make a speech unique to a special effect person."

"Smart little Dada (?): Uncle policeman, how do you fire this gun? Should it be stuck here?"

Give it... But it seems that it hasn't been given.

How do you let me live? !

The first template seems to be useless...

The second and third templates look like templates chosen by great wisdom.

Choose to become paper.

This game is playing me with a smile! ! !

"If the host doesn't make a choice in time, the system will randomly select a template..."

"Don't! Don't! Don't, I'll choose one! The cat is so cute! I want the banana cat!"

Sighing heavily, Chen Gaoyuan lowered his head sadly.At this moment, Chen Gaoyuan felt a sense of grievance surging up like a tide, and tears spewed out of his eyes along the muscles of his eyes unconsciously.

"That's it?!" When he glanced at the question on his test paper, which only had one 1+1 question, the ratio with a confident smile on his face looked into the distance. Chen Gaoyuan, who was creating a flood, smiled disdainfully .

But when he turned his head and looked at the test paper of his younger brother Billy Billy who was sitting next to him, which was full of advanced mathematics, a tear filled with pain and concern slowly flowed from his eye socket .

"Oh, that's really disappointing..." Bad Billy felt his brother's gaze, he glanced at Fuck Billy's test paper and nodded to him to show his approval.

"How can I write this?!"

"I can't do it the first time!!!"

Chen Gaoyuan tried his best to keep his uncontrollable tears from sticking to his test paper. After he did the first math problem, the pen hanging in mid-air could not land on the paper smoothly, and wrote The answer to the second question.

Find the solution for the unknown of the following equation:

x^2 (note: the second power of x)+1=0

(*The brain is spinning rapidly......)

born by mother (confirmed)

"No, I can't give up so easily!"

"Let's go to the next question first!"

It is known that the high platform that Li Hua will jump off is four meters high, the wall is at an angle of 60 degrees, and there is a half-meter-wide ditch under the wall.May I ask how many meters he must jump forward at least to land safely.

Please write down the calculation process in detail:

"........."

"It shouldn't be difficult for me to think about this question!"

After half an hour...

"Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!" Inserted it on the table, turned to look at Yinsang's test paper next to him.

I saw that the title on the test paper was written in a fair font:

Dribbling and turning is a basic method of dribbling and one of the important offensive techniques in basketball.But this turning around is a difficult point, as shown in Figure a.The moment the athlete picks up the ball and turns around.Due to the restriction of basketball rules, it can only be turned up.We idealize this process as the model shown in Figure b.The thin cuboid represents the palm, turn around and stick to the erected palm, and make a horizontal circular motion around the axis of rotation (the line where the central angle is located), assuming that the maximum friction factor between the palm and the surface of the sphere is 0.5. The basketball has a mass of 600 grams and a diameter of 24 cm. distance is zero.The acceleration is ten meters per second.If the athlete is to successfully complete this action, what is the minimum speed of the basketball and hands? (20 points)

*A familiar back view of dribbling.

* A rectangular picture with the sphere attached.

"Hope you're really talking about athletes."

Seeing that Yinsang had filled half of the test paper's answers, Chen Gaoyuan's forehead was covered with cold sweat.

"Forget it, let's see the next one!"

The meme "Chicken you are so beautiful" became popular on the Internet "accidentally" in 2019. According to the analysis of many relevant experts, the popularity and popularity of this meme is not accidental.Based on the social background and real life at that time, please briefly describe the reason why this meme became popular on the Internet because you are so beautiful. (20 points)

Only because of Sang's answer:

1. At that time, human society was in a period of turmoil between epidemics. Due to the needs of epidemic prevention, they were concentrated in some fixed places, which increased the browsing time of the whole people on the Internet, and provided the necessary for the discovery and dissemination of the meme of chicken you are too beautiful Foundation.

2. At that time, human society and culture tended to be conservative……………

"I'm actually not as good as one just because!!!"

Seeing Zhi Yinsang who had finished writing a whole test paper in just over half an hour, Chen Gaoyuan's heart was close to collapse, and finally.Powerful to the extreme.The grievance and sorrow reached the highest point of extreme.

So the tears……………

The embankment broke......

"Well, the water from inside?" After Jack secretly filled in the answers on the mobile terminal, he felt that his feet were very wet.When I looked down, I found that the water from nowhere had already started.Guan humiliated his leather shoes.

The whole classroom has become a water beach.

"No, hurry up! Stop that guy who's been crying!!!" Finally, someone noticed something was wrong, and a strong man put another test paper that hadn't been filled in and was snatched from an idiot. After one side.The strong man quickly got up and picked up a wooden chair.He rushed towards Chen Gaoyuan who had turned into a sprinkler fire hydrant.

"Stop! Cry, why do you only know how to cry!!!"

"I can't stop!"

"I don't care! Stop quickly, if you don't stop, are you going to drown us?!"

"But... blah blah blah."

Chen Gaoyuan wanted to stop his tears, but he found sadly that he could no longer control his eye muscles.And his inexhaustible tears, coming from nowhere, are rapidly filling the entire classroom at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Damn it, you forced me!!!" The strong man raised his fist and was about to punch Chen Gaoyuan in the face, trying to close the gate manually.

But the next moment, a black mist wrapped around the strong man's body in an instant, making him unable to move an inch.In the pained and puzzled expression of the strong man, the "Lolita" with a face full of disgust held the corner of her skirt to prevent it from getting wet, and cursed at the strong man angrily: " Do you want us to be drowned by this idiot fish faster?"

"What... what the hell?"

"I wondered why I became like this after I slept for a while?"

"I... I don't make it either!"

"No, open the door quickly, we will be drowned!!"

"But open the door, and there will be monsters rushing out from behind! Haven't you read the information of this level? Idiot!!!"

"idiot!!!"

"Nani! Can you still take the exam like this?"

"Where's the invigilator? Get out of here!!!"

"Tooth Road!!!"

Finally someone couldn't take it anymore, facing the tears that flooded his chest, Gordo Ratio and Wasted Billy looked at each other.After pushing away a watery stuffed dinosaur and a little yellow duck that floated in front of them, Goose Billy and Bad Billy used all their strength to unscrew the iron door that couldn't be opened.

"boom!!!"

The flood water gushed out from the classroom, and along with a pile of desks and chairs, swept towards the straight corridor.

This test is really watery!

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