Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"French soldier (black): After seeing the enemy, you will automatically use a special skill: French military salute (there is a 99% chance that the opponent will give you a lightning strike.)"

"Super Brave Earl Bunny (White): You will automatically explode after 15 seconds and inflict a layer of burn damage on all surrounding units."

"Baldhead Qiang (White): You will bring a sharp axe when you are simulating, but if you use this ax to chop trees, Bear Big Bear will come out to stop you."

"Please make your choice quickly."

"System! I call you an immortal!"

"Quickly use the refresh volume for me!!!"

"The refresh coupons have been used up. This system strongly recommends that non-chieftain hosts, rat tail juice, do not doubt the fairness of this system."

"........."

Chen Gaoyuan clicked "Baldhead Qiang (White)" with a calm mind.

If you choose one, everyone will be a German soldier.

This is no worse than a certain Polandball.

As for the second...forget it.I'm sublime.

The kind worse than Robinson.

"The template is loaded successfully, and the host will be provided with random talents."

"Brother Hu declares (Bai): You are now the focus of the audience."

"Dopamine Warrior (Silver): Ahhh! I'm so high!!!"

"Escape from a hero (purple): When you have teammates, the enemy will attack your teammates first."

"Brighten your blood! (Silver): Ma Ma, listen to me, this boss has blood! You see, although my damage is 1, I can definitely kill him...don't hit him!!!"

"Cabbage Piggy (Silver): If you get the chance, you can deliver a blood-pressure-raising speech."

"Lucky Clover (Gold): Your luck will be greatly increased."

"Neutral Creature (Gold): Unless the other party takes damage from you, no unit will notice you."

"Gege (black): When you simulate, you will automatically have a good sister who loves Gege very much."

"How did Qin Shihuang die? (Black): When you are on a tour and the Qin Dynasty ditties are playing around you, someone will drive a dump truck to kill you."

"Sneak attack! Don't talk about martial arts (Silver): When you take the initiative to launch the first attack on the opponent, the opponent cannot dodge this blow."

"I want to choose a neutral creature!"

Thinking of the "lucky four-leaf clover" he chose during the first simulation, Chen Gaoyuan's face would turn black.

How can this add luck and luck!

That is to fuck me up!

And this "neutral creature (gold)" looks very ugly.

Three words: he likes it.

"Loading simulation, please wait..."

"Ding! You in another world are just like you. You don't have much sense of existence at ordinary times, so you gossip everywhere on the Internet as a brick. Before that, you picked up a golden four-leaf clover on the side of the road. Not long after picking up this four-leaf clover, you are very lucky to be stuck in level 0"

"When you die in the simulation, the simulation will automatically end."

"After each simulation, the system will issue different rewards according to the host's exploration progress and corresponding behavior."

"Good luck, wanderer..."

It's still the same, Chen Gaoyuan has been disapproved by this flash, and every time he opens his eyes, the surrounding scene will have a new look.

But this time it's really him (＊Inappropriate word, has been blocked.)......

"vomit!!!"

Scarlet leaves covered the ground, surrounded by a thick crimson mist.In the billowing red mist, red and black centipedes the size of pythons were entangled on the black tree trunks, and from time to time they used their mouthparts to make piercing "clucking" sounds.

Under the scarlet leaves, Chen Gaoyuan vaguely saw a few white skulls with big holes in their heads, their smooth surfaces.Bright red moonlight radiates into the surrounding fog.

Chen Gaoyuan was really disgusted by the thick blood-smelling fog around him.

He clutched his chest, and resisted the urge to spit it out.

What made him want to vomit wasn't the bones of these unlucky guys, let alone those giant centipedes hanging upside down from the branches to touch fish.

It's the thick mist that is so thick that it smells of blood everywhere.

This stench was far worse than anything Chen Gaoyuan had ever smelled. Fortunately, people's sense of smell is adaptable.A few minutes later, Chen Gaoyuan put down his right hand that was pinching his nose.

He felt like there was something in his pocket.

Taking that thing out of his pocket, Chen Gaoyuan spread out his palm, on which lay a light blue vortex that seemed to exist and disappeared quietly.

"What the hell is this?!"

"Is it really possible to whore for nothing?"

Chen Gaoyuan curiously stretched out his finger and poked the "vortex" lightly.As a result, the vortex suddenly "lived", centered on Chen Gaoyuan's palm, expanding and spinning outwards rapidly.After a while, the bewildered Chen Gaoyuan was completely enveloped inside.

The surrounding scenes began to gradually fade and disappear, and the original scarlet forest began to gradually recede.You QQ.The shining power began to regroup and solidify around...

The dark clouds all over the sky seem to contain flames, the almost black sea, and the gray reef under the feet.In the blink of an eye, Chen Gaoyuan came to a completely different world.

"Fuck me, is this a portal?!"

Chen Gaoyuan still maintained a dazed expression, and he tried to identify it with the system.Come to identify the reef under your feet, as well as the black sea water that keeps trying to surge up, but your own system does not display anything uncharacteristically.

Looking around, Chen Gaoyuan soon found another tall figure standing on a rock not far from here.

The figure stood straight on the reef.Relying on his "neutral creature" characteristics, Chen Gaoyuan approached this figure without fear.

I saw this tall figure.Wearing a set of huge gray-blue armor, the mobile phone root is almost as tall as him and a huge spear that is almost three meters long.Where she stood, any black waves that dared to approach him would be chopped into sea foam by him with that long spear.

"The last knight: sky and sea united to strangle him, earth and civilization repelled him, even nature loathed him. Yet he continued to raise his spear."

Sensing Chen Gaoyuan's gaze, the knight turned around slowly, and showed a look of "what are you looking at?" at the panicked Chen Gaoyuan.

After reacting, Chen Gaoyuan was also right, he responded with a "What are you doing!"

Even at the moment when he stood in front of the knight, six windows of the system appeared in front of Chen Gaoyuan's eyes, and each of these windows read:

"The life rejected by the sea! The sown wheat seeds were turned into dust under the relentless impact of the waves. The knight stood in front of the sea as if waiting for something."

"Option [-]: Beg the knight. Call the knight three times, Dad, let the knight come to help you and fight with you."

"Option two: Persuade the knight. The knight may come to your aid."

"Option [-]: Persuading the knight to use mouse tail juice: the knight pierces through the Tianling Gai with a spear from top to bottom."

"Option 0.5: Rush to the sea. Beat the sea into nutrients, and the protein is [-] times that of beef."

"Option [-]: Making a strange howl. Being kicked into the sea by the knight."

It is impossible to be called father, not even in this life!

As for the options 3, 4, and 5, it can basically be understood as an act of death.

So…………

"I choose two."

After making a choice, Chen Gaoyuan stepped forward and looked up at the knight.Just as he was about to speak, the knight looked Chen Gaoyuan up and down, and then showed a disgusted expression.

Although separated by a layer of helmet, Chen Gaoyuan could still feel the other party's disgust.

Chen Gaoyuan's heart skipped a beat, and then he saw the knight stretch out his hand, picking himself up like a chicken.

Then it slammed violently towards the tumbling black sea.

Feeling the sea water pouring into his internal organs, just when Chen Gaoyuan thought he was going to die, the surrounding scene changed back to the scarlet forest again.

Looking down at the "vortex" still in the palm of his hand, the system showed him an appraisal in an unhurried manner.

"Breath of the Sea Tide (Unauthorized)"

"You made waves~I despise you↗↗↗~~"