Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"The current remaining physical strength is 19/19"

"Do you want to run a simulation?"

"Come and do it!"

As soon as he got home, when his stamina was full, Chen Gaoyuan opened the system panel and started his simulation regardless of the yellow Shiba Inu rubbing against his leg.

"10 points of stamina have been automatically deducted, and the remaining..."

"This simulation defaults to manual simulation."

"The entry floor is: random"

"Extracting a replacement template for the host..."

"Drawing random talents for the host..."

"Li Si (Black): Who is going to persecute me today...today?"

"Mi 4 Da (Silver): You can't accept anything with a 4. When you encounter something with a "4" attribute, you will always be able to sense the position of the other party."

"Jeston Youth Edition (Silver): Stronger and better Jeston!!! He is a professional toilet cleaner!!!"

"system……………"

"?"

"It's difficult! Just don't do it! You're targeting me!"

"paratrooper…"

After leaving two words on the panel, the system never responded to Chen Gaoyuan's calls, so Chen Gaoyuan had no choice but to use refresh rolls one by one.

"The template has been refreshed successfully and is re-extracting..."

"Green Caterpillar (?): Hey Thursday, V I am 50, and it will become a fierce empty seat in a while, do you think Gulardo can do it?"

"The kobold (purple) who learned Q at the beginning: Smart medicine...Happy water...Here are some shoes...Tap Q, brothers! I'm going to announce something today! This will stack my dog's head to 3000 layers of Q! Huh? Why are you looking at me like this? (In this simulation, every time you kill any unit, all your attributes will permanently increase by 1 point in this simulation)”

"Etong (Purple): You will never want to know what our self-study class and get out of class are like."

"Please make your choice quickly."

After seeing these templates, Chen Gaoyuan thought for a while, and finally pointed to the "Kobold who started to learn Q" in the middle.

Can you make a joke about my dog's head that sucks the soul and thrashes it?

As long as he is good enough, develops insignificantly, and kills some weak units, won't he be able to kill indiscriminately in the later stage?

As for the "Green Caterpillar" who has no grades, Chen Gaoyuan suspects that after he is selected, he will definitely get one according to the urine of the dog system...

you were tricked.

After making a choice, the system panel lit up, and then a row of talents that had been prepared were arranged:

"Dahuang Xingyun (gold): Today's weather is... Dahuang Xingyun! Oh... oh... oh!"

"Banana of Fire (Silver): The surrounding air is gradually burning, and you also want to dance with the charm of that man."

"Lao Ba's Mysterious Teaching (Silver): You can prepare Lao Ba's series of food anytime and anywhere."

"Maozi's Battle Cry (Silver): In this simulation, the defense and attack power of all enemies you face will be reduced by 20%."

"Do you eat pancakes? What do you want me to do with lychee? Is it fried fish with flavor? (Jin): Today I want to make all the little blacks completely crazy!!! (This talent can only be used in this simulation once)"

"American Justice (Purple): The more outrageous your reason for initiating a fight, the higher the bonus effect you will receive. (The outrageous value of a certain "world police" identifying a certain country's washing powder as a biochemical weapon at the United Nations Conference is 100)"

"Deathrattle: Ah San's Death (White): You will have an exclusive BGM before you fall down, and you will dance to the music for a while before you cool off completely."

"Vortex of Struggle (Black): You will be forced into a fierce struggle."

"What are you looking at? (Golden): When your face is seen by the opponent, your all attributes will directly increase by 100 times. When you are not killed by the opponent, you will fall into extreme madness and can always sense the opponent position, and can reach the other side through certain means.”

"Homework Helper (Bai): Yes, yes! Copy homework!"

"Damn it, I have a choice difficulty."

Sometimes too much luck is a sin.

Chen Gaoyuan rubbed his head very meanly.

The effect of "What are you looking at?" is obviously a castrated version from an unspeakable foundation. If it weren't for that madness, maybe Chen Gaoyuan would have chosen him.

What's the use of being crazy?

If you meet someone who is awesome, they will still kill you with tricks.

The kind that doesn't even shed the hair on the other side.

So when simulating, it is absolutely necessary to keep your sanity, and you will live without thinking.

The key is……………

Am I really so ugly?

So in the end Chen Gaoyuan chose "Do you eat pancakes? What do you want me to do with lychees? Is it fried fish with flavor? (Golden)"

From this point of view, I know that the achievements I have obtained before with this thing are absolutely in pairs and complement each other.

As a result, the two talents that the system randomly selected for him were "American Justice (Purple)" and "Vortex of Struggle (Black)"

"Loading simulation, please wait..."

"In another world, you are a little blackie of Brother Kun. You are a disaster on the Internet. When you play games, you will encounter brainless ikun and a lot of small blacks. Regarding this, you will You used all kinds of weird reasons to join Xiao Heizi's camp without hesitation. As a result, one day when you were learning how to play basketball from Brother Kun at home, you were unfortunately knocked into the back room by a basketball."

"Good luck, wanderer..."

After a burst of flashes that made him tired of watching, Chen Gaoyuan squinted his eyes to look around, and this time the scene was changed again.

He now has a rusty revolver that was stuffed into his hand at some point.

"Brother's pistol: remember to turn it off next time before you die! Dear! (This gun inherits the four functions of unlimited bullets, no recoil, automatic reloading, and damage adjustment)"

"Ah... this... how do I know when I will die!" Chen Gaoyuan muttered alone.

Chen Gao is now in a classroom of middle school students. The front and back doors of the classroom are all open. All kinds of tables, chairs and benches are placed together in disorder. On the blackboard in the middle of the classroom, various greetings to parents are written in chalk.

"This middle school is really simple and folk customs!" Seeing this, Chen Gaoyuan also picked up a white chalk and wrote a few words on the blackboard.

"Babyface! Here we come!"

Summoning the short little baby face, Chen Gaoyuan and the baby face split up to search for materials in this classroom.

However, after searching for a long time, nothing could be found in this huge classroom. Except for some pencils and pens that could not write, most of the things in the classroom were some notes and books.

"How is the king of the sea made?" "

"How to Correctly Use 8848 Titanium Alloy Mobile Phone"

"How to catch the opposite mother well"

"Use 3000 very reasonable ways to solve the teacher"

"Jinkela Salvation Theory"

"climb! "

Looking at the "Selected Books" sent by Babyface, Chen Gaoyuan flipped through a few more pages and ordered Babyface to eat them up.

This kind of culture is so profound that no one else can learn it except him, so Chen Gaoyuan reluctantly became Qin Shihuang once.

"Human? What are you doing here? =("

Just as Chen Gaoyuan arrived at the next classroom and was about to start rummaging through boxes and boxes, a dull middle-aged male voice suddenly came from behind him...