Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

White!

Everything around is endless white.

Opening his eyes, Chen Gaoyuan found himself in a white void, and his feet seemed to be stepping on a non-existent white floor.

There was no one or anything around him.

He seemed to be alone here, and he was still in a very lonely state.

This is where?

Why is there such a situation?

Shouldn't I be called level from that!Did you escape from the ghost place?

How the hell is all this fat four?

"Today...who is going to persecute...persecute me today?"

"The dog is forcing the system! Is it you! Come out and explain it to me!"

"..."

The system wisely kept silent, no matter how Chen Gaoyuan barked, its heart was always calm.

Laughing to death, I can't even get up a little wave.

"You abandoned me one by one"

Seeing that the system did not answer, Chen Gaoyuan sat on the ground to rest for a while, so he had no choice but to walk towards the white in front of him.

.........

After walking for an indeterminate amount of time, Chen Gaoyuan saw a very small but conspicuous black spot on the white borderline in the distance.

It's hard not to notice.

"Huh? That's..."

Slowly approach the black spot.When he was only a few hundred meters away from the black spot, Chen Gaoyuan narrowed his eyes suspiciously and looked at the "black spot" that gradually enlarged in front of his eyes.

What kind of black spot is that? It seems to be just a relatively large black sofa and something like a console.

There seemed to be something else sitting on the big black sofa.

Standing on tiptoe, Chen Gaoyuan gently, slowly, and silently, even his breathing has been suppressed to the minimum frequency.

"Let me be healthy!"

Taking a closer look, Chen Gaoyuan saw from behind the big black sofa that there was a short "person" wearing a white bear pajamas, with a black exclamation mark growing above his neck, his face was almost touching the screen of the front console. "Kowtow" up and down.

Chen Gaoyuan could still vaguely hear the grunting sound that had been suppressed to the smallest level after years of practice.

Not only that, but this strange "person" was wearing a very eye-catching cape of the country man behind him, and there were several huge bags of potato chips with "ecist company" printed on it on the sofa next to him.

A few balls of paper that didn't look right were crumpled into strange shapes and thrown aside casually.

"Lazy!: Zi Zeng You said: Rotten wood cannot be carved, and a wall of dung cannot be polluted. Me! Big brother steals billions for a while, so what's the matter with being lazy? Do you know! Fishing is also a kind of blessing for the boss!"

"Well, it's delicious, chicken-flavored, crunchy."

Reaching out to steal... bah... whoring (how can a scholar's business be called stealing?) Chen Gaoyuan smacked his fingers after tasting the potato chips called "!" in front of him.Turning his head, the guy named "!" continued to kowtow on the console.

Looking at this very familiar scene, Chen Gaoyuan couldn't help but think of his son who was far away in the real world, who used to be the "Sorcerer King" next to the tissue paper on the desk at home during the summer vacation before school started.

Thinking about it this way, the last time I talked to him was when I had just awakened the system.

"In the first year of high school, that bitch slept like this."

"Yeah, I really miss it... Wait... I seem to sleep like this too..."

This is simply the uniform sleeping position of the student class across the country... Bah... the uniform sleeping position of cross-class workers all over the world.

But apart from that weird console that was humming all the time, there was nothing around, let alone an exit or something.then……………

"Wake up your sleeping soul lightly."

"Slowly open your eyes!"

Chen Gaoyuan swung his fist and held his strength. In front of this guy, he was called "!"!A million-ton punch came to the shape's head.

"Huh! Hum! Hum! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

"My Nako!!!"

"!" After enduring this blow, he jumped up from the sofa.From the invisible mouth came a painful and very foul howl, which made the hearer frown, and the hearer say:

Pressure masse. (yes, that's you)

Clutching his head, "!" He turned his head angrily, but he couldn't help being stunned the moment he saw Chen Gaoyuan.

"Who the hell are you? (?▼依▼)!"

"You are a human, how did you appear here?! (;?Д?)!"

"!" Mr.'s head suddenly swelled from black to red, and the whole "!" was a full circle. While looking at Chen Gaoyuan who was standing there, he turned his head and nodded a few times on the console from time to time.

"You wait a moment."

"Hey oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Before Chen Gaoyuan could react, "!" Mr. directly faced the console and used his non-existent weapon, and let out a howl that only the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain could make.

Here only a group of little monkeys are missing to respond.

"Authentication successful, calling..."

With a cold loli voice coming from all directions, the originally white world suddenly changed in an instant.Countless windows unfolded around the two of them from every corner of this white world.

Most of the content displayed in these windows was the abandoned hospital corridor that Chen Gaoyuan had just run through before, with red warning lights flashing.

There are also some windows where the angle of view is to follow a few hard-working people who are running forward desperately. From time to time, one can see a slow-running, unlucky guy being torn to pieces by the chasing corpse behind him.

The kind that cuts your waist off.

The picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it.

"!" The gentleman seemed to be used to these pictures, and his eyes did not linger on them deliberately.With a big wave of his hand, a small window that was hanging in the sky and looked inconspicuous rushed towards the two of them.The last one slammed on the brakes and stopped straight in front of Mr. "!".

"Come here, come here..." "!" Mr. hurriedly slid something like a progress bar in the window, and Chen Gaoyuan was behind him "!" Mr. shoulders stretched his neck and followed without hesitation "! "Sir, look at the content in the window.

"Damn it, isn't this the master?!" Chen Gaoyuan couldn't help exclaiming after seeing the running man in the window, and saw himself in the video crazily looting a supply station.

It will be emptied for you in three seconds.

"!" Sir, after seeing this paragraph, he was silent for a while, and continued to pull the progress bar forward, and when the progress bar was pulled to the end, "!" Pushing forward with both hands, the picture of the entire window was rapidly enlarged.

In the picture, Chen Gaoyuan's facial expression distorted into the word "first", staring at the iron doorknob in his hand.

"!" If Mister had any face, his expression at this moment would be exactly the same as that of Chen Gaoyuan in the picture.

"I'll get rid of it! What kind of garbage door is this?! I'll report it too!" "!" Mr. Chen Gaoyuan said the words that Chen Gaoyuan had always wanted to say.

"But before that..."

"!" The gentleman's tone changed, and he turned to Chen Gaoyuan and said with a "serious face", "Since you have come here......"

"This is not where you should have come..."

"Humanity………"

"Never see you again!"

"!" The gentleman stretched out his left hand in a very pretentious manner, posing in the pose of Thanos snapping his fingers, and snapped his fingers crisply towards the surrounding space.

But nothing happens.

"Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey!!!!!!!"

"This...isn't it right?"

"You... what do you see me doing?"

"Could it be... Could it be you... You can actually seal my ability?!"

"!" The gentleman wanted to step back to open the distance, but Chen Gaoyuan also smiled and said, "That's right."

And patted Mr. "!" on the shoulder intimately, and extended the time for "Fantasy Killer" to disable the opponent's ability.

Incidentally, he also turned on "Those who touch will fall", but the strange thing is that the other party did not fall to the ground in such a state of embarrassment as Chen Gaoyuan imagined.

Looking down, it turned out that the other party's trouser legs were empty.

Laughing to death, didn't even drop your feet?

Feeling Chen Gaoyuan's surprised emotion, "!" Mr. also put his hands on his hips proudly, and after coughing twice, raised his chin and introduced to Chen Gaoyuan intimately:

"Hmph, are you wondering why my physical structure is different from yours?"

"Because of this! This is my strongest point!"

"What!" Chen Gaoyuan's face changed after hearing this sentence, he could already foresee that the opponent was going to use a big move.

"Accept it! Human beings who don't know where they came from! This is my one one one one"

"Hit the road with mud one by one!!!"

Looking at Mr. "!"'s escape speed that could make Bolt shed tears, Chen Gaoyuan mourned in his heart for the other party's wrestling invitation after 0.00000114514 seconds.

"Ah ♂, obediently ♂ stand up!"

"Don't eat the sour radish ♂!"

The moment the invitation to "wrestling♂" was sent out, "!" Mr.'s figure couldn't help but he almost flew out, and he was forced to walk towards Chen Gaoyuan step by step with a stiff face and fear.

Dark and fantasy-filled wrestling is irresistible.

Looking at Chen Gaoyuan who was walking towards him step by step, "!" Mr.'s vocal cords couldn't help swallowing, and he pretended to be calm and said to Chen Gaoyuan who was still approaching:

"Ho Ho, do you still dare to walk towards me? Instead of running away, you dare to fight me!" "Have you come over?"

Chen Gaoyuan didn't answer, but continued to close the distance (physical) step by step.

"Ho Ho, then it's better to get closer... Brother, be gentle!"

Looking at Chen Gaoyuan who was swinging his fist towards him, "!" Mr. felt cold, and subconsciously raised his arms to block, but he didn't expect that it was a fake move.

Taking advantage of the gap between the opponent's block, Chen Gaoyuan quickly moved to the back of Mr. "!", and directly hit the opponent's under the arm with a "strong man lock man".

"do♂youlikeplay♂..." Chen Gaoyuan and the dark figure behind him were about to sing the classics when Chen Gaoyuan discovered a very embarrassing thing.

He couldn't lock the opposite side.

"perfect"! "Brother:

Brother's head is so big, what's wrong with sending an exclamation mark?

Big brother has such a strong hand, what's wrong with a bigger weapon?

Brother has practiced keys for so many years, what's wrong with the keys?

Big Brother works so well, what happened to sleeping secretly?

Brother, the hand speed is so fast, what's wrong with hundreds of strokes per second?

What happened to the eldest brother who learned the thousand-year-old skill and walked through the air?

Big brother forgot to install eyes, what happened to the headshot?

Brother is so proficient at producing ammunition, what happened to the cannon bursts?

Big brother has been fighting for so many years, what happens when he sits down and rests?

Big brother is tired of running away, so what if you come to wrestle? ?”

"Gudong."

Looking at the long list of system identifications in red fonts, Chen Gaoyuan swallowed guiltily.

"What, I'm pretty strong!" "!" Mr. found that Chen Gaoyuan was not as strong as he imagined, so he turned his head to look at Chen Gaoyuan with a smile.

Are you going to send it here again?

No!Absolutely not!

"Come out! My ally!"

Chen Gaoyuan let go of "!", took the lead to take a few steps back, called up the follower page of the system with one hand, and pressed the summon button with the other without hesitation.

"i'm♂coming!"

Under the shocked gaze of Mr. "!", a figure covered in black appeared out of nowhere from this space.

Feeling the gaze, Xiao Hei turned his head with a smile on his face, but the moment he saw the other party, Xiao Hei's white teeth, which originally symbolized self-confidence, disappeared instantly.

"It's actually you!"

"It's actually you!"

Both sides spoke in unison, and in the next second, Xiao Hei turned around without hesitation, and made a backstroke jump directly towards the ground.

"Since I offended the abbot, I still want to leave!"

"!" The gentleman snapped his fingers again, and Xiao Hei, who was already half-submerged in the ground, was "vomited" out by the ground, and the whole person fell to the ground hard, and a dog ate shit.

"Yo! You all look brave?"

"Let me be healthy!"

"Sigh brother don't!!!"

"Pretty good!!!"

"Humph! Humph! Humph! Ah one one one one (*interrupted chant)"

On that day, Chen Gaoyuan and Xiao Hei thoroughly understood what it means to cut, chop and kill.