Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"You... who are you?"

Seeing the other party gradually walk out of the shadows, Chen Gaoyuan's eyes froze, and then he opened his mouth in surprise, because the other party's whole body was completely monotonous black under the light.

Chen Gaoyuan inadvertently remembered the "mysterious little black man" in a certain detective.

Looking at the light-absorbing black all over his body, Chen Gaoyuan almost suspected that the guy in front of him was really just fished out of the oil pool.

Dude, no purebred black person is as black as you.

I, the chief of Africa, would like to worship you as the king of Africa.

Without responding to Chen Gaoyuan's words, the other party just blindly walked towards Chen Gaoyuan's side step by step. On the way, Chen Gaoyuan clearly saw that the other party showed those white teeth and made a terrifying smile.

After asking Babyface many times, Chen Gaoyuan has confirmed that Babyface can't see this guy, it seems that only he can see him.

"Difficult... Could it be you?"

Chen Gaoyuan's tone trembled a little. Looking at the "little black man" approaching step by step, Chen Gaoyuan couldn't help swallowing.Seeing this, the smile on the other party's face became more and more obvious, his unseemly white teeth formed an extremely sharp contrast with his extremely dark complexion.

"You are the little black in Detective Conan, right! The little black who will never be absent in every episode!"

"........."

"Xiao Hei" fell silent, and his footsteps also stopped.After a long time, a few words popped out indistinctly between his teeth:

"I hang N horses!!!"

After saying "Xiao Hei", he quickened his pace, and soon came to Chen Gaoyuan's not far away, and at the same time, Chen Gaoyuan's system identification came out.

"Entity No. 50 person who has no sense: You really know how to play, you know his name and you still punish him like this, bully, I advise you to use mouse tail juice."

The distance between the two gradually narrowed, and the insensitive person stretched out his hand unsteadily, ready to grab Chen Gaoyuan's neck.

"Are you a pancake?"

Looking at the opponent's extremely slow speed, Chen Gaoyuan looked contemptuous, and while opening up his natural talents of "Fantasy Killer" and "Toucher Falls", he stretched out his right hand to grab the skinny body of the non-perceived person. arm.

"Huh? This... This is impossible!"

At this moment, the insensitive person felt the powerful force from his own arm, and the originally confident smile froze immediately. He tried to pull back his pinched hand in disbelief, but found that his hand could not be retracted no matter what. return.

He felt that his arm was about to be crushed by Chen Gaoyuan.

"Let go... let me go" the insensitive person said in pain.

"Okay!"

The person who had no sense felt the lightness of the force in his hand, and before he could secretly be pleased, a strange force came from under his feet, and the person who had no sense only felt that the world was spinning for a while.Then his body hit the ground hard, and every time he tried to get up, as long as Chen Gaoyuan touched it lightly, he would slip and fall to the ground again.

"Oh♂yeaaaah!"

Just when the insensitive person was thinking about why he couldn't ignore the concept of physics and drill into the ground as usual, a mysterious and stylish voice came from above him, and then a feeling of a heavy weight came from his back. Come.

"Do you like ♂ van you see?"

At this time, the hands of the insensitive person were crossed and pressed on the back. Although his empty eyes could not see the scene behind him, but with his special perception and unique hearing, he felt that there was something behind him. There are two terrifying monsters suppressing him.

A drop of cold sweat dripped down his forehead.

He couldn't remember how long he had been so scared.

It should be thousands of years ago, when those so-called "gods" were still tracking him across the world...

No one noticed that the human-shaped phantom with the black hood behind Chen Gaoyuan began to slowly merge with the senseless person under Chen Gaoyuan's arm...

"Ohhhhh I love♂that!"

"Make♂mecome!"

"Ah ♂~!"

Under the incomprehensible eyes of the baby face, Chen Gaoyuan gave a fierce "philosophical" education to the senseless people who only he could see. Shock.

"Impossible, why? Why is this?!"

More than once, the non-sentient person wanted to use his innate ability to drill into the ground to leave this damn level and stay away from this terrible guy.

But every time he was about to leave, a strong man with a sunny face would smile and say to him in his mind:

"Ah! Obediently ♂ stand still! Ah ♂!"

"Do again♂for♂play!"

Gradually, the insensitive person felt a strange feeling emerging in his body, and this wonderful feeling began to continuously input some strange memories and pictures into his mind.People who feel indifferent feel that they have gradually begun to assimilate...

On the 114514th (grass) time, Chen Gaoyuan put the insensitive person to the ground, stood up again, and kicked the insensitive person who was still lying motionless on the ground.Just as he was about to do another set of the fourth set of philosophical gymnastics, a system prompt appeared at a critical moment.

"You have successfully tamed the Entity: The Unsentimental"

"You are truly a talent."

"????!"

Chen Gaoyuan's bent body stopped there immediately. He read the text displayed by the system three times back and forth, and then looked at the intoxicated person lying on the ground with his face turned upside down. Chen Gaoyuan fell into deep thought.

"Don't♂stop" Seeing that Chen Gaoyuan stopped attacking, the indifferent person uttered a voice similar to Chen Gaoyuan's before, and heard all the veins on Chen Gaoyuan's forehead immediately appear.Standing up, he kicked hard at the asshole of the unconscious person.

"Ghost! Get up quickly!"

"Ah!~~Yes♂, sir!"

Standing up in a hurry, the unconscious person faced Chen Gaoyuan with a brand new and sunny smile.Seeing this, Chen Gaoyuan silently took two steps back, looking at the indifferent person.Chen Gaoyuan began to review the system's new appraisal of him:

"A senseless person inspired by philosophy: Influenced by your philosophy♂, now, the senseless person regains the senses he once abandoned, he no longer hides, he decides to follow The so-called "gods" come to a fair locker room wrestling ♂."

"It's over, I was killed by you!"

It's outrageous...

What did I do with you?

"Cough cough..."

Chen Gaoyuan coughed a few times at first, and then said to the indifferent people very seriously: "Since you have joined our organization that advocates freedom..."

"Then you must have a code name?"

After hearing Chen Gaoyuan's words, the ignorant person shook his head after thinking about it for a while. He really couldn't think of a good name for something like a code name.

As for his former name, he had already forgotten it.

"Then since you don't know what your name should be..."

"Then I decided to let you call..."

"Little black!"

Chen Gaoyuan stretched out a finger, pointed at the forehead of the indifferent person and said.

"You have successfully changed the code name of your entourage, the person who has no sense, to: Xiao Hei."

"Yes, sir!"

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"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Under the cover of the various intertwined shops on the street, a gray physical "hound" with long black hair on its head was running desperately forward, but in a shadowy corner, a thin His arm came out of the ground out of thin air, and grabbed the "hound" by the throat.

"woo woo woo woo……"

"Hound" let out a wail.Long before, it discovered in horror that no matter whether it used its sharp claws that had been honed all day long or its teeth that could crush rocks, it was unable to harm the dark guy in front of it.

No matter how he escaped, this seemingly slow-moving guy was able to catch up to him.

Without waiting for it to think again, "Hound" felt his throat was tightly locked, and his limbs were firmly fixed on the ground, and the guy whispered in his ear:

"Do you like ♂ van you see?"

"Wooooooooow! (Don't come here!)"