Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

"Kakkaka..."

"Kakkaka..."

The sound of joints twisting is endless.

Xie hugged the puppet intoxicatedly.

This is the earliest masterpiece carefully crafted by Xie under Yan Bai, carrying all his hard work and fantasies.

Originally, in Scorpio's view, it was his own child, his favorite child.

Scorpios have lacked fatherly and motherly love since childhood.

Parents only exist in Scorpio's imagination.

Once upon a time, Xie Xia still dreamed that she and Yan Bai could be together and live in silence like this.

They are neither husband and wife, nor mother and son, but a family member with no special title.

Attending Yan Bai's family banquet, eating Yan Bai's delicious food, apart from eating and sleeping, you don't need to worry about anything else every day. There are no annoying tasks in the village, you only need to do the work you like, and you don't need to socialize with anyone...

In the eyes of Scorpio, this is happiness, right?

Compared with his grandmother Chiyo who is dedicated to fighting for power, Yan Bai seems to have made up for the fatherly and maternal love that Xie lacked since childhood, and even the dry family affection.

Xie knew that his contract with Yan Bai would expire sooner or later.

What should Yan Bai do if he doesn't need him anymore?

Therefore, during this period, Scorpio will always carefully leave some materials behind when working every day.

Trying to make another puppet before the one-year deadline, a puppet with Yan Bai's face.

However, Konoha's division of labor is too fine.

The parts and materials used are clearly recorded. Nara Shikaku is more sensitive to numbers.

It's too dangerous to commit a crime under Yan Bai's nose.

Although the studio is sealed and airtight.

But... you don't need to see it to know about the misappropriation of materials.

After all, Scorpion is not the one producing materials, the staff of the Konoha Engineering Department are.

However, as Scorpion's desire became stronger and stronger, the first humanoid puppet "Thunder and Lightning General" he carefully cared for suddenly came to life.

"My name is... Kaguya..."

The voice that seeped into my mind was like a divine message.

That voice echoed heavily in Scorpion's mind.

From a young age, puppets have been Scorpio's treasure.

Before meeting Yan Bai, the figures of those puppets were extremely distorted, and the only thing they possessed was functional beauty.

Until the completion of "Thunderbolt General".

Soft skin, anthropomorphic eyes.

When you hug that cold body, if you lose your mind even a little, you will unconsciously regard it as a real human being.

click...

One morning, the puppet's head began to turn at a slight angle.

click...

One night, the puppet's head turned 45 degrees.

Scorpio, who arranges the situation, is always pleasantly surprised when he hears that voice.

Hearing that voice, Scorpio will feel like crying.

Scorpion began to take the trouble to talk to the puppet while working.

I work next to it during the day and fall asleep with my arms around it at night.

Day after day passed without feeling satisfied or bored.

Over and over again, the endless days suddenly ended.

The puppet's voices grew louder and louder.

Scorpio thinks he may be sick.

But this disease makes Scorpio feel happy.

The beautiful humanoid puppet was no longer blindly cold, and Scorpion felt happy.

The interactions with the humanoid puppets became more frequent, and Scorpio's heart gradually changed.

That is not Scorpio's fantasy, but a magical reality.

Every day he spent with the puppet, Xie gradually weakened his attachment to Yan Bai.

For Xie, Yan Bai today is no longer the person he is obsessed with and must get, but a relative who will one day watch him travel far away.

The puppet's hand was placed on top of Scorpion's head, stiffly but gently stroking his red hair.

suddenly……

"Hey...Scorpion...what kind of person am I to you?"

That soft voice seeped into my mind again.

A smile appeared on Scorpion's face, "Of course... you are the best person... you always think about my things..."

"Ah~ I'm really...very...very...happy..."

Its sound is so ethereal that it makes people abandon reality and immerse themselves in fantasy.

"...Kaguya..." Xie asked softly: "Whatever you want to do, wherever you want to go, I will accompany you...don't leave me, okay?"

"I'm not going anywhere. As long as I have your love, I will be immortal... It's a promise..."

……

Winter morning comes early.

It's supposed to be hotpot time.

Yan Bai's dining table is full.

Pig brain syrup, mutton soup, dry pot fat intestines, fried pork bone marrow with mushrooms, black and yellow shit-like unknown objects wrapped in egg yolk and flour, mint egg pancakes, ghee pine mushrooms...

Mu Ye and Yin Yue looked at today's meal and felt the urge to run away!

On the colorful dining table, only the dry pot sausage looked normal.

Ghee matsutake, which is pan-fried mushroom slices...

What are the other things?

The scariest thing is that before eating, their father explained to them the "making" of these dishes with a cold face.

Pig brain sugar water: remove the film and cut the pig brain into pieces, put it into boiling water with star anise, wash the brain flowers into the star anise flavor, then add sugar and boil it into sugar water.

This is a creative dish that tastes like pig brains, with the taste of star anise and sugar. The original fishy smell of pig brains is almost gone.

But it takes courage to eat this dish.

Mu Ye and Yinyue were forced into each other.

That black and yellow ball, mixed with a strange and fragrant smell, is the roasted testicles of an unknown animal...

Next is the staple food, a big bowl of mutton soup per person.

Sheep defecation soup: The main raw materials include sheep intestines, sheep tripe, and sheep blood. The sheep viscera, oil, blood, liver, and lungs are minced and fried with spices, and then bile is added to boil.

The scariest thing is that the sheep that are the raw material for this dish need to be raised for several days before they can be eaten. Before being eaten, they eat special forage.

What is unacceptable is that the raw materials in the soup and the undigested contents of the sheep are all herbs, but...

In short, there is sheep "vomit" in this soup...

This made Mu Ye couldn't help complaining in her heart. She originally came home to get the warmth from her mother, but she didn't expect to be "beaten" by her father.

When there was only mother, they drank the sweetest soup in Konoha and ate the most fragrant meat in Konoha;

After their father came back, they drank the strongest wine in Konoha and ate the hottest food in Konoha.

He looked down at the yellow-green soup in front of him.

Smell the fragrant and bitter taste.

Muye glanced hesitantly at Uchiha Madara, who was drinking tea with his eyes lowered, and couldn't help but ask: "Dad, what did we... do wrong?"

I want them to die by eating this!

However, Yinyue was more circuitous and looked directly at Yan Bai and asked: "Mom, I miss the whole fish feast you made. I haven't eaten it for a long time. Can we have the whole fish feast for this postponed family dinner? Okay? Kushinai After the baby is born, you also need to eat something that produces milk, and fish soup is very good..."

The darkness of today's cooking has escalated. If I don't think of a way, I don't know what will be on the table next time.