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Yan Bai didn't beat Madara Uchiha for ten days.

But since Yan Bai told Madara Uchiha the secret, the relationship between the two has become a bit...hard to describe.

The aroma of spices and meat wafted from the kitchen of the princess mausoleum.

But the smell is so strong that people can't help but feel their intestines knotting after smelling it.

Inhaled gas can cause a burning sensation in the throat.

Uchiha Madara stood in front of the stove. After being baptized by all kinds of messy ninjutsu, the kitchen was filled with cut food.

There is a dazzling array of ingredients in extremely bright colors.

Mu Ye and Yinyue were sitting in the restaurant. The two brothers looked at each other and saw the speechlessness in each other's eyes.

Yan Bai postponed the family dinner, saying that he would wait for Kushina's puerperium to pass and bring the child back to have the family dinner together.

Everyone expressed their understanding.

Mu Ye and Yinyue have grown up, and they don't like to disturb their parents' world, so they often find excuses to hang out. Although they always say they envy their father, they are actually very considerate.

However, it was probably a few days ago.

Yan Bai suddenly asked Mu Ye and Yinyue to go home for dinner.

At first, Mu Ye and Yinyue guessed that their parents might have had a quarrel and wanted them to ease the relationship.

As a result, Mu Ye and Yinyue felt that their parents had not quarreled, but that something strange had happened.

They are not here to smooth things over, they are here to test the poison.

The person who cooked every day before was Yan Bai, but now the person who cooks every day is Uchiha Madara.

Although the amount of seasoning is right.

But the "creative dishes" that are comparable to alchemy are really creepy.

not only that.

Yan Bai and Uchiha Madara quarreled in the kitchen every day.

Whenever Yan Bai couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to intervene, Madara Uchiha blocked him forcefully, just to do it himself.

This resulted in Yan Bai spending more time working from home.

And every time he handles official duties, Yan Bai will use the technique of multiple shadow clones to ensure that he has more time to "guard" Uchiha Madara to avoid irreversible situations.

Mu Ye and Yinyue felt very confused about their father who suddenly became willful.

The same is true now.

Just when Mu Ye was thinking about how to communicate with his father and ask him to stop this strange behavior.

Yan Bai's voice came from the kitchen.

"Madara, stop making trouble..."

This sentence stirred up waves.

What responded to him was Uchiha Madara's irritable voice, "Am I making trouble? You actually describe me like that!"

Yan Bai hesitated helplessly for a few seconds, and then asked angrily: "...So, tell me what you are doing?"

While speaking, Yan Bai pointed at the big pot of gurgling green in front of Uchiha Madara, which was as green as an old witch's magic soup.

"You said it, we are the same person." Uchiha Madara said gloomily.

"Uh-huh." Yan Bai confirmed this.

however……

Uchiha Madara snorted coldly and said, "Then tell me, how do we look like the same person?"

Yan Bai: "..."

During the recent period, whenever he had free time, Uchiha Madara was "sleeping".

In addition to eating and practicing as necessary, Madara Uchiha would watch "Black Zetsu Documentary" as soon as he closed his eyes every day.

Black Zetsu is now in ruins, and he can see Uchiha Madara every day.

Black Zetsu was imprisoned in that mental space.

Kuro Zetsu felt uncomfortable not being able to see Uchiha Madara.

Because only when Uchiha Madara comes to see Black Zetsu, he will feel the passage of time.

Seeing Madara Uchiha, Black Zetsu would feel uncomfortable for another day.

Because Uchiha Madara basically didn't talk to Black Zetsu, he just stared at him for the whole day.

Although Black Zetsu's memory has clearly told Uchiha Madara that Yan Bai was indeed born with his memories, and in Yan Bai's first life, he thought he was the reincarnation of Uchiha Madara.

Of course, this is because an elder in the family deliberately stuffed Yan Bai with Uchiha Madara's memory. In any case, it is not an exaggeration to say that they are the same person.

Like the same person in different timelines and different experiences.

In addition, Yan Bai admitted it himself.

This matter was originally considered a certainty and beyond doubt.

However, Uchiha Madara repeatedly reviewed Black Zetsu's memories, and he found that most of Black Zetsu's knowledge of Yan Bai came from the old lady's narrative.

In short, Hei Jue's knowledge of Yan Bai came from "hearsay."

There is a big problem here.

It's not that Hei Jue thinks it's right, so this thing must be right, because Hei Jue may also be deceived.

Although Yan Bai also said so.

However, Hei Jue and Yan Bai, one is "hearing" and the other is "speaking".

What about the evidence?

Where is the evidence?

So, Uchiha Madara began to look for evidence.

Since we are the same person, we must have something in common.

The difference in appearance can be said to be due to reincarnation as different people.

but……

There can't be too much difference in personality and ability, right?

When it comes to ability, Yan Bai is a loser, okay, I can’t compare!

So, what about understanding and character?

Uchiha Madara complained fiercely: "Why am I not as good as you in everything?"

Yan Bai looked up at the sky and said quietly: "Is this the reason why you poison my taste buds with three meals a day?"

What kind of cow and horse dishes have you been eating these days?

It can obviously be done better.

Yan Bai couldn't understand either.

People like Uchiha Madara should live aggressively in any field.

Isn't it just cooking?

Why do you make rice so weird?

Madara Uchiha snorted coldly and said: "What is poison? You obviously enjoyed it very much."

"I am doing this to avoid wasting food." Yan Bai said disapprovingly.

Uchiha Madara gritted his teeth and said, "You lied!"

Yan Bai finally couldn't help pointing to the green soup pot and complained:

"How can you make soup like this? Put ten kilograms of pork ribs with one or two winter melons, or else put ten kilograms of winter melon with only two spare ribs. Every time, put the bones and winter melon together, and in the end the melons are all melted... …It tastes terrible.”

Uchiha Madara glared angrily: "You keep scolding me!"

"It tastes bad, it tastes bad, it tastes bad!" Yan Bai looked at Madara Uchiha with contempt and emphasized "it tastes bad" three times.

Uchiha Madara finally became angry and growled: "Yan Bai, shut up!"

"What can you do if I don't shut up?" Yan Bai said with great interest.

Yan Bai was no longer interested in beating people.

Having experienced everything, Yan Bai no longer has worldly desires.

"I..." Uchiha Madara frowned, "I think we are different."

"Then what?" Yan Bai raised his eyebrows.

"Since we have been single for so long and the opportunity is so rare, why don't we get married." Uchiha Madara said this expressionlessly.

Yan Bai: "..."

Then, Yan Bai and Uchiha Madara started taking action in the kitchen.

……

Listening to the clanging sounds in the kitchen, Mu Ye and Yin Yue were speechless.

The conversation the parents had was very strange, and they didn't understand parts of it.

Mu Ye beeped softly, "Did something happen while we were not at home?"

Yinyue smiled slightly, "Isn't this good? Their relationship seems to be better than before."