Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

Uchiha Madara was a little depressed.

Have the two children Mu Ye and Yinyue... already entered a period of youthful turmoil?

Why do you ask this kind of erotic question?

How does this make him answer?

Are you saying that you feel nothing but being beaten and feeling uncomfortable?

Seeing that Madara Uchiha didn't respond, Muye added another fuel to his anger, "You are really worthy of praise for your self-control when you are alone with your mother who always dresses to highlight your figure..."

These words made Uchiha Madara successfully recall Yan Bai's appearance when he was taking a bath.

So, were these two children praising him or mocking him?

Uchiha Madara's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "You two...get out..."

Yan Bai had just closed the door of Scorpion Studio and walked back to the restaurant when he heard Uchiha Madara's roar.

Yan Bai showed an incomprehensible expression, glanced at the father and son next to the dining table, and asked doubtfully: "What happened?"

However, what Yan Bai responded to was a strange silence.

Yan Bai was silent for a few seconds and then asked, "Are you talking about me?"

The three people at the table remained silent, as if they didn't know how to speak.

Muye and Yinyue were like two children who had done something wrong.

They did something wrong, they were scolded, and they acted like they were aggrieved.

Yan Bai smelled a strong aroma of tea from the facial expressions of the two children.

Yan Bai decided to ignore them. He sat down in his seat, looked at Madara Uchiha and said, "Why did Madara suddenly tell Mu Ye and Yin Yue to get out?"

Uchiha Madara sighed and closed his eyes, "It's nothing, I'm sorry."

As soon as he said this, Yan Bai glanced at Mu Ye and Yinyue and asked doubtfully: "Are you talking about something that requires you to apologize to me?"

Mu Ye and Yinyue curled their lips.

Dad is better than them.

A "sorry" has dragged them down.

This is not over yet.

Uchiha Madara said quietly: "No, they said some inappropriate words, and I am reprimanding them."

"Oh...that's it. So, besides the egg rolls, how do the other dishes taste?" Yan Bai looked at the two children meaningfully and decided not to discuss this topic again.

"It's delicious." Uchiha Madara said the same thing just now, without any rhetoric.

"Huh? Is that all?" Yan Bai asked unhappily.

Yan Bai's words made Uchiha Madara feel quite bad.

Uchiha Madara continued: "Ah... the meat roll stuffed with matsutake mushrooms is delicious, and the golden shrimp balls are also very good."

Besides being delicious…

What can I say?

"Yeah, what else?" Yan Bai nodded and continued to stare at Uchiha Madara.

Uchiha Madara lowered his hand holding the chopsticks and said hesitantly: "Uh... I really don't like eating dishes with sugar."

It's not sweet even after adding sugar, which makes it feel uncomfortable.

"Yes, yes, besides the issue of sweetness, is there anything else? What are your thoughts on other flavors and textures?" Yan Bai picked up his bowl and started to fill the soup.

Uchiha Madara said helplessly: "I feel...didn't I just say it? Except for the fact that it contains sugar, which makes me uncomfortable, everything else is very good."

Yan Bai narrowed his eyes, "You need to give me more opinions that can be used as reference. I used to hate it when you said "eat whatever you want." "Anything" is the most "uncasual" suggestion. The final dish, this is not If you like to eat, you don't like to eat. "

"I just hate eating sardines." Uchiha Madara's voice gradually became quieter.

The two children on the side looked at each other with depressed faces.

Mu Ye murmured faintly: "I don't envy my parents who openly put out dog food and quarreled in front of me. Let me wait and see..."

……

Autumn is coming in force.

Kushina has also reached the critical days of giving birth.

Because according to the original destiny, Kushina's childbirth would not only bring disaster to herself, but also bring disaster to the Konoha Ninja Village. Yan Bai was a little worried about the interference of the world's will, and could not help but be a little overly nervous.

This led to Mr. Yan Bai running to the hospital recently.

It was useless even if Tsunade consciously took more care of Kushina.

The current Minato Namikaze is not Hokage, Yan Bai directly gave him maternity leave and asked him to protect Kushina personally.

Everyone couldn't understand Yan Bai's nervousness.

But Yan Bai's judgment was never wrong, so everyone still cooperated with Yan Bai seriously, except Uchiha Madara.

Madara Uchiha also couldn't understand Yan Bai's emphasis on Kushina having a child. He didn't stop Yan Bai, but he was too boring to be alone, so he approached Jiraiya, the writer of "Intimate Heaven".

"People often say that autumn will kiss you gently, and winter will ravage you hard...ah hahaha." When Jiraiya faced Uchiha Madara's indiscriminate attack, he was a little timid.

However, after taking two sips of wine, Jiraiya gained courage.

The relationship between Nohara Rin and Uchiha Obito has been developing well recently.

Jiraiya finally breathed a sigh of relief.

His daughter finally has a promising future, and Jiraiya returns to his lonely life.

Because of his changed appearance, although Uchiha Madara took out his ID, Jiraiya only thought that he was an admirer of Shura in the ninja world, so he gave him the exact same name.

And Uchiha Madara didn't come here to cause trouble. He said that he was a reader of Jiraiya and wanted to discuss issues about literature with Jiraiya.

Then, Uchiha Madara asked Jiraiya directly whether the disgusting scenes that often appeared in "Intimate Paradise" could be changed.

In particular, Jiraiya often creates various scenes where he looks down on the poor, and then a rustic and overbearing upstart will stand up and say that he wants to help the poor, and then magically pull out various guys to help the poor borrow money from the bank. .

At the same time, popular science tells us how low the interest rate on borrowing money from the public banks of the Fire Country is.

Then, the scene in the novel turned into a group of men, women, old and young, and they began to go to the Fire Country Public Bank to handle various loan procedures.

Paired with Jiraiya's down-to-earth writing style.

The content of the novel is extremely graphic and earthy, and the whole scene is too cyberpunk.

Of course, Uchiha Madara knew that the reason why such content appeared was entirely because Jiraiya accepted Yan Bai's commission to promote the business of the Fire Country Public Bank in the novel.

However, Uchiha Madara feels that this type of plot is extremely mentally retarded and the values ​​conveyed are also a bit disgusting.

When Madara Uchiha just read the content of these novels, he once suspected that Jiraiya's head was caught in the door while writing the article, or that he was beaten by Yan Bai.

Nausea is as disgusting as can be;

To be retarded is to be as retarded as possible;

But it was obvious that the person who wrote this thing, Jiraiya, was also a major tax payer in Konoha Ninja Village. His money did not come from strong winds, and he definitely could not be a fool.

After that, Uchiha Madara also saw many different scenes in the previous version of "Intimate Paradise", scenes of looking down on the weak in different events and conflicts, and then there was a picture of a strong man with a strong earthy flavor coming out to save the situation.

These strong people may be humble sweepers, or they may be seemingly weak housewives... In short, the picture is the same as the cyberpunk advertisement for the public bank of the Land of Fire.

And this kind of extremely greasy plot of Tubulaji almost runs through the entire "Intimate Paradise". Whether it is a story about the poor, the weak or a love story, it is full of that flavor.

This allowed Uchiha Madara to see that Jiraiya was very bad, and not stupid at all. Just because he was not as stupid as he seemed, he seemed even more bad.

Uchiha Madara also wanted to learn some knowledge from Jiraiya's novels, but he couldn't stand it, and he felt that Yan Bai couldn't stand it either.

"Young man, you don't know this. Many people think that my writing is vulgar. The more they read it, the better! I feel that my writing is not vulgar enough. I want to be more vulgar. The more vulgar the better!"