Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

Hokage-sama is absent from work...

No...it can't be considered absenteeism, but working from home.

Nara Shikaku stood expressionlessly in the study room of the princess's mausoleum.

Nara Shikaku rarely came here before. Even when facing a lot of ghosts, he had to keep his expression calm.

In fact, Yan Bai is more efficient when working from home than in the office.

In the Hokage's office, Yan Bailao drank tea there, otherwise he went out to observe the public sentiment.

Occasionally, I am harassed by Scorpions who are slightly mentally ill.

At home, Yan Bai had no time to drink tea, and Xie didn't dare to come out yet.

With the skill of multiple shadow clones, Yan Bai could finish the usual one-hour work in less than 10 minutes.

The clones divide the work well, and the efficiency is improved again.

The clone is working, but what is the main body doing?

"Snapped--"

"Yan Bai! How dare you—"

"Snapped--"

"asshole--"

"Boom-"

From the preparation room next door, there were sounds of fists hitting flesh, as well as some barely audible grunts and curses.

Nara Shikaku knew what was going on.

One afternoon not long ago.

After Lord Hokage went to visit Uchiha Fugaku's second child, he brought back a silver-haired boy whose appearance was different from that of the people from the Land of Fire.

This silver-haired young man has stern features and an astonishing aura.

He looked a little embarrassed and covered in blood.

He is the kind of person who can steal the attention of most people even if he stands there silently.

If he can grow up smoothly, he will also have crazy beauty, right?

And now this silver-haired boy is like a piranha blooming under the moonlight, ferocious and irresistibly charming.

The silver-haired boy was like a devil born in the night.

It is obviously pure white silver hair, but it gives people a black tone, with a filthy brilliance like blood.

Just looking at him can make people feel the horror of resisting approaching him from the depths of their souls.

Lord Hokage personally went through the procedures for the identity of the Fire Country for this silver-haired boy.

In the process of going through the formalities.

Nara Shikaku finally found out that the astonishing silver-haired boy was actually the reincarnation of Uchiha Madara.

Then the external characteristics he displays are very reasonable.

Nara Shikaku's knowledge of Uchiha Madara is almost all through legends.

Nara Shikaku did not doubt Yan Bai's judgment. Yan Bai said that the silver-haired boy was Uchiha Madara, then he was Uchiha Madara, and there was no need to doubt it.

However, Nara Shikaku was a little surprised by the way Yan Bai and Madara got along.

The identity Yan Bai wrote to Ban at that time was "Seno".

As a result, Uchiha Madara was not happy, so he quarreled with Yan Bai and asked him to change his identity to Uchiha Madara.

The two had a fierce and wonderful argument about the topics "You are dead" and "I am alive again".

Then, the violence comes...

Uchiha Madara was the one who got beaten.

Then, the conversation becomes.

"I am Uchiha Madara..."

"No, you're not. You don't have Sharingan, so your last name is not allowed to be Uchiha..."

"I have Sharingan. This is the authority I carry with me. My pupil technique can make people change their gender..."

"Snapped--"

……

Then, the silent violence began.

It was only today that Nara Shikaku knew why Madara Uchiha was the only one who could stay by Yan Bai's side for so many years.

This is because...Madara-sama resisted the beating...

Moreover, Nara Shikaku also understood that the unrequited love between Shura and Princess Senju, which was often performed in the auditorium of Konoha Ninja Village, was all nonsense made by the screenwriter.

Where is the sweet love story?

nonexistent.

Don't blame the screenwriters for not being able to write realistic and exciting plots. Compared with Hokage-sama, ordinary brains are really not good enough.

With a character like Yan Bai's, who can fall in love with him?

Seeing Yan Bai's behavior, enemies from other countries wanted to dig up his ancestral grave.

It turns out that many years ago, the Uzumaki clan dug into the ancestral grave of the Senju clan.

This prompted the Senju clan to conduct a grand cremation of their ancestral grave, and all the ashes were poured into the Nanhe River.

The entire Nanhe River is Yan Bai's ancestral grave.

Nara Shikaku heard what happened.

It makes sense to say "the Uzumaki clan came across the coast to love you";

Nara Shikaku didn't believe it when he said, "The Uzumaki clan crossed the coastline to attack you"...

After Nara Shikaku's brain started working, he only came to one conclusion.

It was Lord Hokage who dug up his ancestral grave with the help of those idiots from the Uzumaki clan.

Because it is expected that many people will want to dig up his ancestral grave in the future.

So let your ancestors rush to freedom from the beginning.

Dig your own grave so that your enemies have nowhere to dig it.

When he comes into contact with Yan Bai in person, Nara Shikaku will always feel ashamed that he is not perverted enough.

Around Yan Bai, weird things can happen.

Some people cross the border to watch shooting stars, some are walked by ghosts in the middle of the night, and some are beaten by a mix of cats and mice in the middle of the night.

Even the evil immortal body and head were forced to enter the public toilet to exorcise the evil spirits while their heads were still alive, and in the process they had to start a chat business.

It looks funny to others, but the person involved is miserable and pitiful.

After the magic comes the absurd.

After the absurdity, people doubt life.

At this time, Nara Shikaku came back to his senses and looked at his life.

The pressure was so great that I was numb.

Where is the time to pity others?

Hokage-sama is becoming less and less human.

All along, Nara Shikaku thought that Yan Bai's "correction" was either for appearance anxiety or for health.

And these days.

Nara Shikaku deeply understood the meaning of Yan Bai's "correction".

If you want to be healthy, you can go to the public hospital in Konoha Ninja Village. Today's medical equipment is very complete.

In order to look good, relying on Yan Bai to "correct" it is actually not very realistic.

Yan Bai mostly helps people straighten their teeth and crooked bones.

Good-looking people look good even if their faces are crooked, whether they are fat or thin.

For unattractive people, after their teeth are straightened or they lose weight, their only fig leaf is gone.

Therefore, "correction" is actually an excuse for Hokage-sama to beat people up.

Beating people is what Hokage-sama has to do, and "becoming more beautiful and stronger" is just incidental.

Madara-sama can only stay by his side if he resists beatings.

"Snapped--"

The sound of fists hitting flesh was still heard, Nara Shikaku put away his thoughts and gently closed his eyes.

At this time, the door on the side of the study was opened.

Yan Bai looked calm, straightened his clothes, and walked out.

“Yan Bai, where do you want to go—”

Uchiha Madara's shouts came from inside the room, and he screamed like an angry child, "You want to leave after the beating?"

What else will you do if you don’t leave after the fight?

Yan Bai turned around gracefully, his eyes darting up and down, and then said: "Then... shall I beat you again?"

"..." Uchiha Madara was silent for two seconds and said quietly: "Today is the weekend."

Yan Bai walked towards the desk as a matter of course and said casually: "The Hokage doesn't have a holiday."

"This is wrong!" Uchiha Madara immediately protested, "You must take a day to spend time with your child!"

Yan Bai sat behind the desk and glanced at Uchiha Madara, "Are I going to accompany the child or you?"